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Lunchboxthegoat

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I want a punter with dreads. Go Blue. Praise R'hllor. Remember the Cant.

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Lunchboxthegoat @lunchboxtg.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Jane is short for Janethon or Janeffer
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Lunchboxthegoat @lunchboxtg.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Day three of no Internet. Fucking thunderstorms
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Lunchboxthegoat @lunchboxtg.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
No Internet. No CFB. So I'm gonna take a gummy and turn on Tame Impala "Innerspeaker" on vinyl
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Lunchboxthegoat @lunchboxtg.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
So I've been mostly sober by choice for the last five years. Hop water scratches the itch without the alcohol. I recently learned how easy it is to make. New hobby coming mayhaps
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Lunchboxthegoat @lunchboxtg.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Went up north to visit the nieces and nephews this weekend
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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 05/08/2026
El-Sayed: "Once a government agency like ICE is told it has impunity to do the worst things and violate the highest law of the land, which is the Constitution itself, I don't think you can reform or retrain. I think we need to start from scratch ... I think we need to abolish it."
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Lunchboxthegoat @lunchboxtg.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
@jennylsq.bsky.social can you pretty please play some waves? Couple hour drive ahead of me!
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Lunchboxthegoat @lunchboxtg.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
Keke Palmer and sza's Netflix movie is pretty good. And they are both insanely hot in it
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Lunchboxthegoat @lunchboxtg.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
Very nervous Michigan might elect one of these absolute ghouls to the Senate or Governor. Three awful white men and repeated loser ole missile dick
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Lunchboxthegoat @lunchboxtg.bsky.social · 30/05/2026
Inject Carolina fans mocking the Habs into my goddamn soul
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Lunchboxthegoat @lunchboxtg.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
Yeah I still don't get the hype on this band
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Lunchboxthegoat @lunchboxtg.bsky.social · 16/04/2026
Quick question what the fuck is a clavicular
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Lunchboxthegoat @lunchboxtg.bsky.social · 16/04/2026
First time at Grosse Pointe South (girls lacrosse). What a horribly cursed school: ND colors and Duke mascot.
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Lunchboxthegoat @lunchboxtg.bsky.social · 31/03/2026
Cat Power Sings Dylan on vinyl is something else. Brings a whole new life and soul to his songs
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Lunchboxthegoat @lunchboxtg.bsky.social · 27/03/2026
This stupid fucking country. Didn't change employers. Didn't change insurance carriers but THEY changed who covers their prescription coverage so they denied a previously covered medication bc reasons
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Lunchboxthegoat @lunchboxtg.bsky.social · 25/03/2026
Anyone who still votes for this is beyond saving.
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Lunchboxthegoat @lunchboxtg.bsky.social · 25/03/2026
My hockey team is melting down. The world is melting down. Being on vacation means I am inundated with this crypt keepers governor ads and I'm seriously annoyed.
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Lunchboxthegoat @lunchboxtg.bsky.social · 25/03/2026
Michigan please for the love of R'hllor do not give this self described 'trump without the baggage' the time of day.
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Lunchboxthegoat @lunchboxtg.bsky.social · 14/02/2026
Just catching up on CAN v SWI from yesterday. It's really absurd that the fastest and most skilled player in the world is also throwing the body like a maniac. McDavid is unreal.
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Lunchboxthegoat @lunchboxtg.bsky.social · 29/01/2026
My kidney for a sales meeting that does not waste oxygen on chatgpt, ai, telematics or automation. Jesus, fuck.
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Lunchboxthegoat @lunchboxtg.bsky.social · 27/01/2026
LGRW
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Lunchboxthegoat @lunchboxtg.bsky.social · 02/01/2026
Okay it would be really funny if the two teams propping up the SEC narrative both lost in hilarious fashion. Mama getting wrecked and UGA getting FG'd to death
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Lunchboxthegoat @lunchboxtg.bsky.social · 28/12/2025
Red Wings hockey JMHO
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Lunchboxthegoat @lunchboxtg.bsky.social · 14/12/2025
Red wings 5v5 is wildly improved. The special teams have been average.
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Lunchboxthegoat @lunchboxtg.bsky.social · 05/12/2025
Wtaf
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Pa-‘Trick-Or-Treat’ Barron 🐻〽️ @bluebarronphoto.bsky.social · 05/12/2025
Dan Campbell’s reading glasses remind me of Homer’s little reading glasses
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Lunchboxthegoat @lunchboxtg.bsky.social · 05/12/2025
This has been a hell of a hockey game. @ericseeds.bsky.social @guynemer.bsky.social @paledragoncbus.bsky.social @banachspaceprogram.bsky.social
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Lunchboxthegoat @lunchboxtg.bsky.social · 05/12/2025
Man the Wings are frustrating bc they are inconsistent game to game but CBJ looks that way shift to shift. Dominant one, clueless the next
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Lunchboxthegoat @lunchboxtg.bsky.social · 29/11/2025
Oh God, lol would be hysterical.
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Lunchboxthegoat @lunchboxtg.bsky.social · 29/11/2025
The gold pants are so Hallowed and cherished that you could trade them for tattoos or used cars in Columbus.
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Lunchboxthegoat @lunchboxtg.bsky.social · 29/11/2025
Lol the romantic soliloquy about how great Ryan Day is now that he's beaten Michigan.
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Lunchboxthegoat @lunchboxtg.bsky.social · 29/11/2025
It only took the youngest team in the conference and a braindead coordinator for Ohio State to finally win. I'm fine with where this series remains.
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Lunchboxthegoat @lunchboxtg.bsky.social · 29/11/2025
All it took was a young defense and bad coordinator hires to get people itchy about Sherrone. Embarrassing. Lindsay's good! Until he doesn't replace wink with a competent replacement he's doing fine.
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Lunchboxthegoat @lunchboxtg.bsky.social · 29/11/2025
Oh yeah tough OSU grinding up this Michigan defense with 6 freshman playing and three starters hurt Grr tough mean so hard
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Lunchboxthegoat @lunchboxtg.bsky.social · 29/11/2025
I miss Grant and Graham
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Lunchboxthegoat @lunchboxtg.bsky.social · 29/11/2025
I would simply not play secondary players who don't have use of their arms
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Lunchboxthegoat @lunchboxtg.bsky.social · 29/11/2025
89, 2pts takedown
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Lunchboxthegoat @lunchboxtg.bsky.social · 29/11/2025
What if we line up Derrick Moore on the moon and expect him to cut the corner on a snowy field
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Lunchboxthegoat @lunchboxtg.bsky.social · 29/11/2025
Did Derrick Moore get hurt or is wink just winking
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Lunchboxthegoat @lunchboxtg.bsky.social · 29/11/2025
What is this take? Lol
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Lunchboxthegoat @lunchboxtg.bsky.social · 29/11/2025
Dammit wink (derrogatory)
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Lunchboxthegoat @lunchboxtg.bsky.social · 29/11/2025
Dammit wink (derrogatory)
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Lunchboxthegoat @lunchboxtg.bsky.social · 29/11/2025
Ohio State has been allowed to hold with impunity on passing downs
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Lunchboxthegoat @lunchboxtg.bsky.social · 29/11/2025
Michigan you have to be the most poised team against this Egyptian cotton soft program
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Lunchboxthegoat @lunchboxtg.bsky.social · 29/11/2025
It's just a shame the refs blew that call so we can't see the absolutely insane decisions day would make down 9-0 through most of a half
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Lunchboxthegoat @lunchboxtg.bsky.social · 29/11/2025
Was offsides anyway
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Lunchboxthegoat @lunchboxtg.bsky.social · 29/11/2025
Possession no longer requires any hands on the ball. FYI
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Lunchboxthegoat @lunchboxtg.bsky.social · 29/11/2025
Spiritually correct technically incorrect
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Lunchboxthegoat @lunchboxtg.bsky.social · 29/11/2025
Neither hand was on the ball when his foot hit the white
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Lunchboxthegoat @lunchboxtg.bsky.social · 29/11/2025
This would be the stupidest/funniest fumble out of bounds call ever
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