Reposted by abiChloe @chloeph.bsky.social · 04/10/2026Saw a disoriented and downed black and white warbler on the MD Ave bridge near MICA, but it flew away as I approached it. So sad. Be on the lookout if you’re in the area, I’ll take it to the animal hospital if anyone can contain it. 0122
Reposted by abiterror @weedlejuice.bsky.social · 03/10/2026Saw your man collecting splintered and structurally weak materials for the family nest 239162
abi @lumperslump.bsky.social · 04/10/2026its a Fall ass Sunday. cozypilled. Soupmaxxing. Haunted asf 190
abi @lumperslump.bsky.social · 04/10/2026Birch tree migrants update: yellow-dumped (keeping that typo) warbs and RC kinglets continuing. Both venture out into the garden beds for variety! Common Yellowthroat female also throughly inspecting the patio bed with asters, penstemon and swamp sunflowers. 170
abi @lumperslump.bsky.social · 03/10/2026Birch tree is LIT again today. Finally got to observe long enough to ID 2 cape may warbs and 2 ruby crowned kinglets all chasing each other so fast! Also a house wren and downy but they seemed to get annoyed and flew away. kinglets been here all week but mostly sticking to neighbor’s spruce 1100
Reposted by abiGabri @someburgerfan.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Disappearing in a misty forest is the best thing you can do this month 0277
abi @lumperslump.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Blackpoll warbler!! In my gray birch tree!! In my backyard!! 2250
abi @lumperslump.bsky.social · 30/09/2026thought I had attained perfect balance of caffeine today (maté and matcha) but still feels like I can’t focus on work for more than 15 minutes 040
abi @lumperslump.bsky.social · 29/09/2026I wouldn’t let Cheese eat the tiny black spider behind my desk now he’s making sad mad noises. Weez hates that sound so he came out of nowhere to jump Cheese. am I wrong tho, shouldn’t a cat not eat a potential black widow?? 1120
abi @lumperslump.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Selling his wares…..a smack and a bap to all who dare pass by 1171
Reposted by abiBlue sky nice ghost @rajandelman.bsky.social · 25/09/2026To save the birds, our windows need to start looking a lot sillier 1331
abi @lumperslump.bsky.social · 25/09/2026I’m way ahead of the discourse I’ve been hating Kai for YEARS since before I knew better than to listen to NPR on my commute 030
abi @lumperslump.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Lotta white people here think they can pull off a duster and a cowboy hat. I disagree 2130
abi @lumperslump.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Sharing my vape with ur dad while Willie and Neil play their song together 0140
abi @lumperslump.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Bricked phone all day yesterday but here are the ~high thoughts~ I was gonna post from the Willie & Neil show 080
abi @lumperslump.bsky.social · 23/09/2026I think I’ve been having a ND meltdown all day bc my neck hurts from sleeping in bad positions and stretching wrong when I woke up. But that’s so normal right? How can u be expected to function when u can’t turn your head 060
abi @lumperslump.bsky.social · 21/09/2026I’ve implored Matt to stay off Nextdoor for many reasons but today he noticed someone in the neighborhood was “lecturing people on leaving the leaves and planting native plants” and told her to befriend me lol we are pretty sure she’s at the only house with the native garden signs 0100
abi @lumperslump.bsky.social · 21/09/2026I thought it was too late but I saw a bunch of warblers in their inscrutable fall best going hog on caterpillars in the willow oaks around marshy swampy areas yesterday. If u needed a reminder to go birding, this is it!! Go bird!! For your health!! 0140
abi @lumperslump.bsky.social · 20/09/2026Remember this guy? My friends foster-failed and I got to hang out with him again! Still operating at 200% kitten energy but loves to climb into your arms and cuddle. a menace on the counters, table and in the sink or wherever he can find water to splash 3250
abi @lumperslump.bsky.social · 19/09/2026love the late summer color palette. Monarchs won’t let me get close but I get it. Big bumbling humans always messing things up 090
abi @lumperslump.bsky.social · 18/09/2026You all are gonna laugh but I’m 3 years out of living in Baltimore and I sincerely miss being overly involved in city politics, antics and arguments like the way we did on old twitter 3120
Reposted by abimothra stewart @gorl.gay · 14/09/2026Please help/share if you can.gofundme.comDonate to Loki's Emergency Vet Care, organized by Charlie BukowskiLoki, my cat, is having a medical emergency with his bladder, and I need help getting him … Charlie Bukowski needs your support for Loki's Emergency Vet Care 15353
abi @lumperslump.bsky.social · 15/09/2026My sweet husband is supposed to get that free county mulch for me today 💝 I was gonna go with but work is kinda busy (lol I’m slacking rn obvi) here is nice blooming liatris for your eyeballs 2391
abi @lumperslump.bsky.social · 15/09/2026another big work call in which a super nice likeable guy manager explains how to use copilot in outlook, tries to convince us it helps productivity. At least now I see exactly who “needs” it: overburdened middle managers who were already tech-skill challenged. NA for 80% of us in the call 2100
abi @lumperslump.bsky.social · 15/09/2026lol the video of sundowning turtle man won’t play bc you all are posting and dunking so fast and furious rn 0110
Reposted by abiFun @funkelly.bsky.social · 12/09/2026Help needed for these wolve . Time is of the essence. Info on how to help save these wolves in pics. The petition in link below actionnetwork.org/letters/prot... 59469
abi @lumperslump.bsky.social · 13/09/2026Guy in EYEHATEGOD tshirt browsing the displays at bath & body works 0200
Reposted by abiThe “check engine” light on your dashboard @aklingus.bsky.social · 11/09/2026If we're talking best 9/11-related art, then there's one answer and only one: @musex1.bsky.social's The Disintegration Loops www.youtube.com/watch?v=qYOr...youtube.comWilliam Basinski - d|p 1.1YouTube video by kartonage 2152
abi @lumperslump.bsky.social · 10/09/2026that was one day I was happy to be wfh alone so I could be gleeful and hoot and holler all I wanted. Can’t believe that’s what a whole year feels like now tho jfc 150
abi @lumperslump.bsky.social · 08/09/2026Scored a bunch of cardboard for lawn smothering overwinter purposes so I’m bwahahha fuck u crabgrass. I know it will never be completely defeated but I got to take out big chunks of lawn gradually every year 2140
Reposted by abicaroline cash @cashbrowns.bsky.social · 07/09/2026Nancy 9/7/26 … Happy Labor Day 🛠️ 70149213716
abi @lumperslump.bsky.social · 08/09/2026went hard on the yardenwork yesterday, the labor I don’t mind. SORE today! fingertips hurt from battling crabgrass. earthly rewards tho 2496
abi @lumperslump.bsky.social · 04/09/2026current yarden stuff. Whomstve chopped off all the flowers from the spotted bee balm?! They’re just GONE! Insect do this?! Unlikely by rabbit. Any ideas?? 140
abi @lumperslump.bsky.social · 04/09/2026FINALLY got a nice fat monarch caterpillar chowing down the swamp milkweed. A balm for my big feelings yesterday after finding a smaller cat all curled up on the ground under the other swamp mw patch, barely alive 1190
abi @lumperslump.bsky.social · 03/09/2026Thank you Xerces for this excellent primer. I personally am hooting and hollering at this part 061
Reposted by abiCharm City Slicker @sprawlhater.bsky.social · 01/09/2026Baltimore, one of our great civic orgs needs us. Asylee Women Enterprise, which helps asylum seekers, torture + trafficking survivors, and other forced migrants, rebuild their lives here, must rapidly leave their space of 10+ years. Please give to help them move to their own forever home in Hampden!givebutter.comA Forever Home for Asylee Women Enterprise (AWE)We’re asking people who believe in our mission to help us reach our goal and build a permanent home for AWE and the communities we serve. 29073
abi @lumperslump.bsky.social · 03/09/2026I’ve been trying to buy and start plants that prefer wet soil, thus far refusing to accept that I don’t have consistently wet yard areas. I would need a pro engineered rain garden bc the gutter drain zones close to the house are inappropriate for planting but I can’t start big projects like that yet 2140
abi @lumperslump.bsky.social · 03/09/2026Got another horrible pressure headache and not enough sleep cause of the CRAZY LOUD THUNDERSTORM from 6-7am. Thiccccc undiluted cold brew concentrate will help, I say knowing full well it may drive me Over the edge 1130
