iiinova — where your digital self keeps evolving

LumberJake @lumberjake.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

It's click bait and turtles all the way down.

LumberJake @lumberjake.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

YouTube be lyk: Today I explore this site that is over 2,000 vears old. There's strange elements involved, including one mystery in particular that archaeologists could probably solve, but haven't, and I don't know if they ever will. Join me while I, a YouTuber, solve this mystery once and for all.

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LumberJake @lumberjake.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Dave asked me this once and I was full of excuses 😭

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LumberJake @lumberjake.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

I didn’t intend to render this far, but then I got in a flow state. I was just trying to do gesture drawings. Ope. This is a #figurepainting of Krys from Art Models 5, Life Nude Photos For The Visual Arts. #digitalart #figurativeart #lifemodel #figurestudy #nudeart #digitalillustration #art

A digitally painted figure study of a woman posing on top of a stone pillar. Her left leg dangles off the pillar. Her right leg is pulled up to her chest. Her left hand and her cheek are resting on her right knee. Her right arm is extended to the top of the pillar and her hand grips the edge for additional support. The colors are orange and reds. The background is framed in orange with orange inky textures throughout the piece.

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LumberJake @lumberjake.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

Getting my frustration out before heading to work to push boulders uphill. This is called “World Eater’ or “Trump Devouring His Constituents” or “How Can We Be Cooked If He Just Gonna Eat Us Raw?” He is probably the most prolific energy vampire to ever exist. Don the Inhaler.

A nearly planet sized Donald Trump lazily resting his body on the globe with his large gormless mouth agape and swallowing America whole. His long red tie is draping over South America. A gaseous cloud of pure noxious destruction implicated from his backside. Digitally inked and painted in a loose style with desaturated muddied colors.

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Paul Marvin @paulmarvin.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

Hey, Supreme Court. It's time to explain the meaning of the first amendment to this asshole.

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LumberJake @lumberjake.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

I made another brain dump character sheet. This took 4 days because I had so much going on irl. I changed my pen settings when doing this one to explore different line work than I am used to using. #artsky #myocart #characterdesign #digitalillustration #elizabethholmes #art #bskyartist #cartoony

Text says “Another character brain dump sheet”. 10 character portraits total. 2 rows. 5 on top and 5 on bottom. 9 are original characters and 1 is a caricature of Elizabeth Holmes. From top left to top right are the following: Greenish swamp creature with a red top knot. Smiling old lady. Greenish redheaded or is girl. A blonde white guy with a cop mustache and a wide open grin that looks like a math teacher. A nonbinary poc with sweeping black hair covering one eye and a close mouthed smile.

Second row left to right as follows: a bug eyed white guy with a clean cut face, pursed mouth, and short angular black hair. A weird oblong purple face covered in bubbles that have bulbously collected towards the bottom. I don’t know either. Sorry. A poc with a grimaced expression that gives off Steven Universe vibes. Elizabeth Holmes as a mouse. A bad assed middle aged hombre balding on the top and a kick ass sneer.

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LumberJake @lumberjake.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

Kash: "I brought the team dogknots today." The Team: "Sir, we think you mean..." Kash, interrupting: "I did not misspeak." The Team: ...😶

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LumberJake @lumberjake.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

How do people get out of those paths with all the kissing they gotta do?

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LumberJake @lumberjake.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

God I really love this 😍

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LumberJake @lumberjake.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

Holy crap I am loving your shape and color language in your work! This sparks joy 😊. Thank you for existing!

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LumberJake @lumberjake.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

"Either nobody goes to the camps, or we all go to the camps". ✊🏳️‍⚧️

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LumberJake @lumberjake.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

Those were some big turds above his head... 💩 ____💩 😴 | 🐘 | L__.|

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cait (and adonis) @cait.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

WE LOVE TO SEE IT!!!!

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LumberJake @lumberjake.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

The casual "afternoon giggles 🤪" really really REALLY bothers me.

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LumberJake @lumberjake.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

Pending time off request cannot be approved until alternative staffing has been found in order to prevent delays in machine's "kill all humans" output. Please refer to the company directory to find suitable staff coverage for your shifts. Not doing so shall result in an occurrence. TXS. -MGMT

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LumberJake @lumberjake.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

Last time I talked about sour cream I suggested using it as a sub for milk in blue box mac'n'cheese. I found another amazing use. One to two dollops on top of your ice cream. Full stop. No joke. No fae tricks. Not the reduced fat kind though. I can't vouch for that. #munchies #food #recipes

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Brown Eyed Susan @browneyedsusan.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

Maga are morons😄

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LumberJake @lumberjake.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

I hear that. The math is crazy too. My Kofi says: "If just 250 gave me 12 dollars month? Shit. I could actually spend my waking hours creating and working to live instead of living to work. That's like 5 people per US state buying me 1 Wendy's meal a month." Seriously. It would be more than I make.

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LumberJake @lumberjake.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

First thing I would need to do after all of that would be to take a much needed ...wee wee. *Slinks away*

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LumberJake @lumberjake.bsky.social · 07/09/2026

Hell yeah, but also what is wrong with our perfectly good astronaut airport in Columbus? 😂

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LumberJake @lumberjake.bsky.social · 07/09/2026

Just over 2 years ago I made this when I was still on Facebook. I posted here as well but didn’t have alt text. Here it is again but with alt text. This really happened btw. Except the brain part. A spider really was in my CPAP mask. #spider #cpap #horror #arachniphobia #myoc #webcomic #fyp

Top picture: a CPAP mask on a pillow with a spider to the right of the mask.

Middle caption: The Itsy Bitsy spider crawled in the CPAP hose

Bottom picture is same as the top but with the spider inside the mask.

Top picture is me with my CPAP mask on. The spider is in the tube for the mask.

Caption below is; on came the air

Middle right picture is a close up of the spider and it is alarmed that something is happening.

Bottom right is a close up of my face as the spider gets whisked towards my nose.

Bottom caption: And blew her up your nose

Caption on top left: off came the mask as you cried and screamed in pain

Picture to the right is me doing said action in caption.

Bottom left is the spider comfortably laying eggs inside a brain.

Final caption: and the Itsy Bitsy spider laid eggs inside your brain.

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LumberJake @lumberjake.bsky.social · 07/09/2026

I really like when I go through old posts when my confidence is down, and I am reminded of how much I actually kick ass. This piece is one of those reminders.

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LumberJake @lumberjake.bsky.social · 07/09/2026

I would still love my partners if they were worms. I draw the line at maggats though.

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LumberJake @lumberjake.bsky.social · 07/09/2026

Lolol I forgot about this. Crazy how things have only escalated since. Did you know that Project 2025 is now over 50% legislated?

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LumberJake @lumberjake.bsky.social · 17/05/2025

Did my own version of Botticelli’s The Birth of Venus so I could play with some brushes and also practice using source material without being literal. #art #digitalillustration #procreateart #artistsupport

An homage to Botticelli’s The Birth of Venus done in one of my styles. It is an illustrative depiction of just the central portion of the original painting. Venus is depicted as a beautiful curvy goddess.

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LumberJake @lumberjake.bsky.social · 07/09/2026

I have a problem where I don’t have a background in mind and then have to throw something together after the fact. So I filled it with shapes and patterns. It was still lacking. That is until I realized it looked like a Trapper Keeper for adults… so maybe this is an untapped market? lol

A parody Trapper Keeper folder I designed with a curvy artistic nude reclining in the center. The subject is rendered in a cel shaded manner. The background is geometric with colorful, yet muted, tones and patterns. There is a white border with radial corners and the words “Trapper Keeper Parody” in the bottom right. The border is offset towards the right to allow for the 3 hole punches on the left side.

#graphicdesign #illustration #digitalillustration #procreate #parody #curvy

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LumberJake @lumberjake.bsky.social · 07/09/2026

I just spent two hours preparing this because I am that fun at parties. The pictures and alt text say all you need to know. I get that some think it is "not that deep, bro', but I refuse to let phrases like that, gaslight me into not using my brain. Please enjoy the fruits of my neurodivergence.

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LumberJake @lumberjake.bsky.social · 03/09/2026

So we just pulled this out the garden. Tara Boumdeay vibes frfr. Not even going to apologize for the hashtags. #tomato #gardening #shipping #shipthis #biglips #aotkt #kissable #heirloomlips #jalapenos #jalapenose

Background blur in post for privacy. A tomato that we found in our garden with full, sexy tomato lips that make eggplants yearn for more.

Our sexy full lipped tomato with some other tomatoes for eyes, and some jalapenos that really need to be used soon, as a nose, cheeks and brows.

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LumberJake @lumberjake.bsky.social · 02/09/2026

This is it. The way you executed this is just cool AF. God damn.

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LumberJake @lumberjake.bsky.social · 02/09/2026

I can't wait for the two of you to really be safe and done with this place.

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LumberJake @lumberjake.bsky.social · 02/09/2026

I also wish that we were respected enough to get a better wage. The way things are going, I will need a second job, but this one takes too much life force to do that. We all play our parts, but our part is so undervalued. I'm close to giving up healthcare and going back to underwear billboards.

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LumberJake @lumberjake.bsky.social · 02/09/2026

Hell I don't even know how long the effects of my surgery will last. I still can't walk at the end of long days but at least I can walk again. I'm also able to do the physical labor needed (usually) to fix other folx power and manual chairs. I just wish more people cared enough to go all in as well

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LumberJake @lumberjake.bsky.social · 02/09/2026

I've always been taken advantage of because of my willingness to work; to put others needs first and now that most everyone has quit I might be crashing out. I'm trying to hold on because this isn't burgers. It is helping my community. The disabled. I am slowly recovering but not everyone can.

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LumberJake @lumberjake.bsky.social · 02/09/2026

When the bombs start dropping, I am going to step outside and John Hamm dance blissfully as the shockwave disintegrates this tired body of mine. My manager makes almost 3x as me to do what I was doing when we had no service manager. I think he will be good but not for a while. No one is. Meanwhile

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LumberJake @lumberjake.bsky.social · 02/09/2026

But lol good luck finding those people who are willing to work with that kind of stress and heartbreak for $22 an hour or less. Meanwhile hiring more managers at 80k a year who have no idea what challenges we face daily and try to micromanage when no one needs it because we already know what to do.

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LumberJake @lumberjake.bsky.social · 02/09/2026

We are so understaffed. Taking time for myself literally means pushing someone back months further and I just can't. It takes a year minimum for people to become competent, so even if we hired 20 people today, it would be 20 people's worth of mistakes I have to fix for the next year and a half.

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LumberJake @lumberjake.bsky.social · 02/09/2026

Like I have no time to call back because my clients are literally more disabled than me and have been waiting for their chair repairs for months. There should be an extended hours hotline. I can't answer calls during appointments. HIPPA and shit.

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LumberJake @lumberjake.bsky.social · 02/09/2026

DM me pics or send a link of stuff you are offloading. I'm sure some of the old crew could use some things and I will share with them as well.

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LumberJake @lumberjake.bsky.social · 01/09/2026

Imagining all of the personal sandwiches you have inadvertently made 😂

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LumberJake @lumberjake.bsky.social · 31/08/2026

If you oppose Trump, they say you have Trump Derangement Syndrome. Now Fox is saying that if you oppose Data Centers, you have Data Center Derangement Syndrome... Fine. I guess I have Swallowing Whole Boot Derangement Syndrome as well, you fascist assed, gaslighting, leather licking pricks.

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LumberJake @lumberjake.bsky.social · 29/08/2026

This is a great solution. Especially because I can just choose the device I want it to protect so other people don't lose access to game rewards in their apps. 🤔

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LumberJake @lumberjake.bsky.social · 29/08/2026

My $2k TV just told me that I have to let it watch me watching things to use it from now on and I bent over and took it in the ass because I paid for this and I'm a fucking spineless shit that wants to be entertained. Thanks, LG. Life is NOT good.

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LumberJake @lumberjake.bsky.social · 29/08/2026

YO! Same. WTF is this even 😭

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LumberJake @lumberjake.bsky.social · 28/08/2026

I'm always looking for good apple pencil stroke settings to try in procreate. I really like how your linework flowed. Would you be willing to share your general stroke settings and the settings for the stroke on the brush? Getting the brush and the general settings to cooperate is tricky sometimes

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LumberJake @lumberjake.bsky.social · 17/08/2026

Right? There are more than 50 stars on each of those and only 11 stripes... At least the vertical display is correctly oriented.The union (blue box of stars) should always be in the upper-left corner.

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LumberJake @lumberjake.bsky.social · 09/08/2026

So it seems because I am importing a textured procreate file from true grit texture supply, they have time lapse settings pre-set. I have to create a new canvas and copy over each texture layer after the fact so I can use the best video quality. Now I have a template with higher time lapse settings.

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LumberJake @lumberjake.bsky.social · 09/08/2026

I put up a time lapse of my post from earlier today. I didn't realize that my time lapse quality settings were low so it isn't perfect. I also still have a lot to learn about file conversion. I can't change the past, so it is what it is I guess lol ¯⁠\⁠_⁠(⁠ツ⁠)⁠_⁠/⁠¯

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Procreate Timelapse Potato Quality 8.9.26

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