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Luke Zwanziger

@lukezwan.com
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Screenwriter / Director / Improviser BUREAU OF MADNESS - 4x in OCTOBER 2026 VinesTheFilm.com Now on SCREAMBOX 42 Fests 4x🏆BEST SHORT +More OVERLOOK, DWF: NY, Portland Horror Horror and Genre Writer 🏆HorrOrigins 🥇 ATX, PAGE, and Coverfly TTRPG

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Fofo 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ @fofoart.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Did you know I sell pumpkin carving stencils on my Etsy? I have K-Pop Demon Hunters, D&D, kitties, and cryptid themed downloads for sale! (SO many people have copied my Derpy stencil with AI, please buy the original if you're looking for cute pumpkins!) www.etsy.com/shop/mtnques...
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Luke Zwanziger @lukezwan.com · 29/09/2026
Opens this saturday!
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Luke Zwanziger @lukezwan.com · 29/09/2026
Moon is GOAT. Top 10 movies for me.
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Luke Zwanziger @lukezwan.com · 27/09/2026
Holiday toy magazine arrives in the mail. 4yo kiddo: “What is this?” Mom: “A magazine trying to sell you toys.” Kiddo: “why?” Mom: “Because capitalizism is incentivized to make you want more things through ads.” Flips through the magazine Kiddo: “yep! Works on me. I really want these things.”
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Adam Mallinger @bitterscriptreader.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
He WISHES he had Dukat’s charisma. Smarmy, insincere, patronizing…. He’s a Weyoun if there ever was one
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Charles Pulliam-Moore @charlespulliam.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
The Emma Frost x Miss Piggy comic has hit the internet and it's so, so, so much more magnificent than I ever could have hoped for
Emma Frost: "Emma Frost, darling. I'm a telepath. May I read your mind to ascertain if you're telling the truth?"

Miss Piggy: "But of course, darling I am an open book, a tell-all memoir."Emma Frost telepathically witnessing the entirety of Miss Piggy's life.Wolverine: "Frost? She legit?"
Emma Frost: "She's..She's... She's everything. And I would die for her."
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Luke Zwanziger @lukezwan.com · 23/09/2026
Doing some catchup — watched the pilots of Welcome to Derry and The Burbs today. WtD comes out swinging and I love it. Burbs is def a slow cook. Hope it gets up to speed more in future episodes. Great cast.
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Luke Zwanziger @lukezwan.com · 23/09/2026
A/B Posters for my new show going up in October here in PDX. This one has drawn on all my experience and knowledge of horror and comedy to build this. I have an amazing cast that is drilling the structure of the show so they can bring maximum laughs/chills. #portlandOR #pdxhorror #horror #pdx
A green/yellow poster with the title reading The Bureau of Madness, unscripted, horror, comedy. Poster features a faceless body in a suit with a disturbing toothy grin. Tentacles emerging from around the body. 

Show dates of October 3, 10, 17, 24
Saturdays at 7PM
Bridge City ImprovA poster with an Eye of Providence Triangle with the words Bureau of Madness around it. 

It says Horror comedy at the top with a QR code to tickets. 

Redacted casefiles decorate the edge of the poster. 

It has the dates of the performances: 10.3 10.10 10.17 and 10.24
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Sam Robotham @hamrobotham.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
#Filmsky
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Luke Zwanziger @lukezwan.com · 10/09/2026
Just directed the first rehearsal for an unscripted horror comedy show coming to Bridge City Improv in October. Very excited to finally be devising this project with some very talented performers!
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Luke Zwanziger @lukezwan.com · 09/09/2026
Get on @screamboxtv.bsky.social this Friday and watch my film kick off Season 19 of Bloody Bites!
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Westervision USA @docpotato.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Woo! I edited this!
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Luke Zwanziger @lukezwan.com · 05/09/2026
My film kicks off season 19 of Bloody Bites on Screambox next week!!!!!!
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Luke Zwanziger @lukezwan.com · 17/08/2026
Quibble with the Odyssey — the unpainted statue. We know they were painted. Why do the ”museum” look?
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Kieron Gillen @kierongillen.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
A moment of petrifying clarity. Being a working creative isn't about exorcising your demons. It's making your demons pay rent.
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Luke Zwanziger @lukezwan.com · 09/08/2026
New life goal. Great just famous enough to be a contestant on Taskmaster.
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Luke Zwanziger @lukezwan.com · 08/08/2026
The guest stars in Fallout Season 2 are great. Clancy Brown Kumail Nanjiani Jon Daly Dale Dickey Macaulay Culkin Ron Perlman And more. So much fun. Thankful for physical media and my local library so I don’t have to get prime to watch it.
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Luke Zwanziger @lukezwan.com · 04/08/2026
Took my instant camera to set on our last day of filming episodes for That Got Weird. Can’t wait for this show to release. Fans of Whose Line.., Dropout, and general hilarity. #improvcomedy #absurd #indie
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Luke Zwanziger @lukezwan.com · 02/08/2026
On set for a new comedy game show (That Got Weird) I’m working Assistant Directing and cam operator. It’s gonna be pretty awesome. Can’t wait to share more photos/content.
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Luke Zwanziger @lukezwan.com · 21/07/2026
I am doing two dream projects this fall! The Bureau of Madness - Improvised Cosmic Horror! Saturdays (except 31st) at Bridge City Improv, Milwaukie, OR The Polyhedral Portal - ThePolyhedralPortal.com SciFi Horror Comedy TTRPG Show I also have a new baby and a 4 year old. Life is very full.
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Luke Zwanziger @lukezwan.com · 21/07/2026
My kiddo (4.5yo) is obsessed with MUSE. They show every friend their music videos and breaks down the meta narrative of them. He is *that* teenage friend who has to show every one the music. I’m going to see muse next month without him. And it feels like a small betrayal. But it’s a late show.
A last.fm stat showing MUSE songs and their scrobble count
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Dave Mueller @dave-mueller.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
Well this sucks! But it's good information. TL;DR version: something else in our lives has gotten shittier.
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Luke Zwanziger @lukezwan.com · 21/07/2026
Disappointed in Blomkamp. Won't watch. Controversial "views" are still views. Sigh.
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Alan Beattie @alanbeattie.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
NO KINGS. Earls and countesses are ok tho.
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Theo Priestley @theopriestley.net · 14/07/2026
I used to swap video games with friends when I wa' a lad. Cassettes, cartridges, discs, then trade-ins - getting rid of physical media has nothing to do with moving to online distribution and everything to do with "make the line go up".
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Luke Zwanziger @lukezwan.com · 14/07/2026
I feel old for asking this question, but do any modern vinyl records include MP3/WAV downloads anymore?
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Luke Zwanziger @lukezwan.com · 19/06/2026
Happy to see that the VINES feature made the Emerging Screenwriters Horror QuarterFinalist. www.emergingscreenwriters.com/horror-winne...
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Horror Winners 2026 - Emerging Screenwriters
Winners of Emerging Screenwriters Genre Screenplay Competitions win cash prizes plus are considered for the ISA Development Slate.
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Colby Day @colbyday.com · 20/03/2026
“It never really gets easier to hear No.” I’ve been working in Hollywood for years. I’ve sold shows, written pilots, even made movies. And I still feel it every single time. Here’s what I’ve learned about what “No” actually means — and what it doesn’t. 🧵
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Luke Zwanziger @lukezwan.com · 16/05/2026
Season 2 of Strange New Worlds is one giant swing after another and they all are so good. Wish I had jumped on earlier and even more sad that its end has been sealed.
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Luke Zwanziger @lukezwan.com · 01/05/2026
As a film festival judge, there are times when there are good films but not a good fit for the fest and that’s always a hard adjudication.
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Luke Zwanziger @lukezwan.com · 30/04/2026
Podcasters — what is your favorite hosting platform and why? What worked for you to grow your listener base?
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Dan Johnson will design games for food @coil.bsky.social · 29/04/2026
Several people are typing
At the top of the linked press release

Notice: This announcement is causing a lot of feedback. We are actively evaluating it. Reach out to Blender Foundation directly if you wish to share more feedback.
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Luke Zwanziger @lukezwan.com · 29/04/2026
Just heard about Star City and I’m so excited for it! For All Mankind is so good and I didn’t even know I needed a spin off! www.imdb.com/title/tt3214...
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Luke Zwanziger @lukezwan.com · 24/04/2026
If I never have to tour another preschool again I’ll be happy.
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Brett Nicholson @aggiebrett.bsky.social · 15/04/2026
It must be truly exhausting being this stupid this often.
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Luke Zwanziger @lukezwan.com · 15/04/2026
Just toured a preschool and realized my shirt was on inside out the whole time. Yep. Stereotypical dad moves out here right now.
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Luke Zwanziger @lukezwan.com · 03/04/2026
Only if they use after effects CGI from 2006 (or earlier, because 2006 CGI still slaps).
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Leah from South Dakota @leahfromsd.bsky.social · 03/04/2026
Every word of this is an absolute roller coaster.
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John Bistline @bistline.bsky.social · 01/04/2026
This is my favorite climate change chart. Japanese monks, aristocrats, and emperors kept meticulous records of cherry blossom festivals for 1,200 years and accidentally built the world's longest climate dataset.
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Luke Zwanziger @lukezwan.com · 01/04/2026
A Knight of The Seven Kingdoms goes harder than it has any right to. Great reset of expectations and then paying it all off with a combination of heart and violence that is the core of GOT.
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susanruthism @susanruthism.bsky.social · 01/04/2026
Ungė Zavistauskaitė is most well-known for hosting the travel show Kitokios Trobos (Different Huts). Born and raised in Lithuania, she attended Russian State University of Cinematography, and has appeared in several TV series & film.
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Luke Zwanziger @lukezwan.com · 01/04/2026
Did i watch the new Jeopardy on YouTube just for @brennanleemulligan.bsky.social? Yes sir I did. Dads of new babies who run TTRPGs gotta stick together. youtu.be/_sQz0TyU7cE?...
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Jeopardy! YouTube Edition | FULL EPISODE feat. Monét X Change, Rebecca Black & Brennan Lee Mulligan
YouTube video by Jeopardy!
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Anna Holmes @annabookwriter.bsky.social · 30/03/2026
This is what you do with fame.
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Auston Habershaw @aahabershaw.bsky.social · 30/03/2026
Again, for the people in the back: If you create a work of art, it means something political whether you want it to or not. The author's intent is only one facet of a very complex system that grants a work meaning. THEREFORE: Andy Weir's books are political; he's just too dense to see it himself.
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Luke Zwanziger @lukezwan.com · 29/03/2026
Really enjoying the camera angle choices from director (ep 1&2) Antonio Campos and DP Lyle Vincent in The Beast In Me. Movement and framing working really hard to together to tell the story. #filmmaker #cinematographer #director
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Rian Johnson @rianjohnson.bsky.social · 27/03/2026
Reposting this because I revamped my site and the link changed. Added the script for Wake Up Dead Man to my site. This is the final shooting script, it has stuff that was cut and moved around, which I think is more interesting than a conformed cleaned up version. Enjoy! rian-johnson.com/scripts
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Luke Zwanziger @lukezwan.com · 27/03/2026
I wish I had $1 million so I could buy my kid all the Legos he wanted.
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Luke Zwanziger @lukezwan.com · 26/03/2026
Watching a Netflix show where the characters are standing outside and it’s a little windy and the audio is very crisp. Too crisp. Glad they eliminated location sound, but the world needed a wind track added back for realism. Maybe it was in the mix, but too low? Sound design matters.
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Senator Patty Murray @murray.senate.gov · 21/03/2026
BREAKING: 49 Senate Republicans just VOTED DOWN our simple bill to pay TSA workers. Republicans have now blocked TSA pay SEVEN times. It’s a slap in the face to the men and women who have been working without a paycheck for weeks.
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ick | xxii @icktheclown.bsky.social · 21/03/2026
i finally started going the library again after growing up a library kid and man. it’s somehow cooler as an adult. there’s sooo much and my current local libraries have a fantastic comic selection (including hello sunshine!!). everybody start using your libraries NOWWW 🗣️
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