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Luke Walker - Writer @lukewalkerwriter.bsky.social · 16h

Guy: "My agent got me a photoshoot. Pretty sweet, right?" His friends: "Nice. What's it for?" Guy: "..." Friends: "What?" Guy: "...nothing to do with the shits?"

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Luke Walker - Writer @lukewalkerwriter.bsky.social · 19h

Or anything past 1957, I imagine.

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Luke Walker - Writer @lukewalkerwriter.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

Saw a guy in my office during the summer in a smart shirt and a really smeggy pair of shorts. Works for a Teams meeting, I guess.

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Luke Walker - Writer @lukewalkerwriter.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

Sounds like me trying to buy jeans. Oddly, I'm not a 17 year old boy with the body mass of a 10 year old girl so I'll pass on 99% of the jeans for sale, ta.

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Hell Dunkin @halduncan.com · 04/10/2026

toilet is pretty high up on the list of places I do NOT want events to be happening in the wrong order

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Luke Walker - Writer @lukewalkerwriter.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

cooking: ish whistle: not even a little draw: less than I can whistle paint: hahaha no swim: barely english: got a GCSE innit dance: about as much I can paint sing: lolz drive: never learned gifting: too skint write: the one thing I'm any good at guitar: air speaking: if I like you

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Luke Walker - Writer @lukewalkerwriter.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

I know September and now October being oddly mild/warm is probably yet another sign of the impending apocalypse but it's definitely a relief when it comes to the gas bill. Hoping to get to at least mid month before turning the heating on. Thoughts and prayers for the energy companies, obvs.

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Luke Walker - Writer @lukewalkerwriter.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

Do all the AI bollocks emails I get count?

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Luke Walker - Writer @lukewalkerwriter.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

Funny you should ask. 11 year old me WAS watching Red Dwarf on this day in 1988.

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Claire Waller / Ellie Graves/ Claire Lunn @clairesnonsense.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

🥹 guess who woke up to a little orange No1 bestseller banner today? (Celebrating the small wins, guys - it’s not a big category, but it’s still something!)

Screenshot showing MANEATER (my novel written under the pseudonym Ellie Graves) has reached #1 bestseller status in Slasher Horror in the Uk Kindle charts.

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Luke Walker - Writer @lukewalkerwriter.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

Also the most British video you'll see today.

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Melissa Caruso @melissacaruso.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Discoverability for new SFF books seems way down these days, especially outside of bestsellers and certain subgenres. I'm noticing this as both a reader and a writer. Great stuff is in danger of sinking without a trace. Please post about new/recent books you love or are excited for!!! I'll start:

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Penumbric Speculative Fiction Mag @penumbricmag.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Is it safe to wash the cup I made from the skull of my nemesis in the dishwasher? -from "Product Warnings" by Jennifer Crow (@writerjencrow.bsky.social), in #Penumbric's Aug issue at www.penumbric.com/currentissue... and pdf www.penumbric.com/currentissue... #poetry #poet #poem #horror

"Product Warnings" by Jennifer Crow (@writerjencrow.bsky.social), in Penumbric's Aug issue at https://www.penumbric.com/currentissue/crowWarnings.html

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Luke Walker - Writer @lukewalkerwriter.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

I love starting my Monday with an email to say my cat's insurance has broken £50 a month.

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Luke Walker - Writer @lukewalkerwriter.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

You remember how when you're a kid and you respond instinctively to adults you know are nice and safe to be around? For me, it was Floella Benjamin, Derek Griffiths (for some reason, I was completely convinced he and my dad were mates and probably drank in the same pub) and Tony Hart.

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Luke Walker - Writer @lukewalkerwriter.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

One of my novel submissions went from number 96 in the queue to 54 within two weeks of my sub. A month later, it jumped from 54 to 3. It's been at 3 for feckin ages.

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Jadakiss - I Ain't Going Nowhere

ALT: Jadakiss - I Ain't Going Nowhere

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Luke Walker - Writer @lukewalkerwriter.bsky.social · 13/08/2026

TERMINAL STATE available now in ebook and paperback. 1984 meets The Purge. mybook.to/TerminalStat...

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Luke Walker - Writer @lukewalkerwriter.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

As long as they're not warming their pants in there, it's all good.

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Luke Walker - Writer @lukewalkerwriter.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Can a kettle play chess? Can a washing machine understand quantum physics? Can a microwave live and laugh and love?

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Luke Walker - Writer @lukewalkerwriter.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Just read on Facebook that this teacher passed away recently. Absolutely gutted. He was one of the best.

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Luke Walker - Writer @lukewalkerwriter.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

If you don't say that, you're not doing British right. Ditto cheering when the barman drops a glass.

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Private Eye Magazine @privateeyenews.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

Harper Collins has today announced their latest children’s book The Billionaire Writer and the World’s Worst Publishers. From the new Private Eye, in shops now.

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Luke Walker - Writer @lukewalkerwriter.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

Surprised he didn't ask you back to his flat.

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Luke Walker - Writer @lukewalkerwriter.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

When you write a scene and have zero clue if it does anything for the book at all.

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Confused Abby Blair

ALT: Confused Abby Blair

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Luke Walker - Writer @lukewalkerwriter.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

Day off work today so tomorrow will feel like Monday. But Tuesday is my day in the office so it's going be some non-day that doesn't exist. Basically, I've destroyed my own space time continuum.

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Xero now with 100% more 🎃 @artificer-ind.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

Still patiently waiting to be "left behind" by AI rather than it chasing me across every damn space like a slasher in a low budget flick.

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Luke Walker - Writer @lukewalkerwriter.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

Live scenes of me trying to work out how to either get more money coming in or find something to cut back on.

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Calculation Cat

ALT: Calculation Cat

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Adam Hulse @adamhulse.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

mybook.to/LandoftheDow...

mybook.to

Amazon.com

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Luke Walker - Writer @lukewalkerwriter.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

Email from letting agency to let us know about the next house inspection coming up. I could not hate this shit more than I do. Almost 50 and some git is coming to my home to tell me to weed the garden and to keep the place tidy. Fuck. Off.

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Patrick Barb @patrickbarb.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

Name one thing everybody hates (don't say me, don't say me...). That's right: it's bills. Not the Buffalo variety but the ones you have to pay monthly for things like electricity and health insurance, etc. Wanna help my still sadly unemployed ass pay my bills? Step into my world wide web book shop:

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Visit Patrick Barb's Shop!

I've opened a shop. Come take a look!

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