Reposted by lukeryNBA Cobwebs @nbacobwebs.bsky.social · 09/04/2025April 9, 1997: Atlanta's Dikembe Mutombo with three consecutive blocked shots—and three consecutive finger wags. Mutombo finished with 6 BLK and the Hawks defeated the 76ers in Philadelphia, 116-101. 59726
Reposted by lukeryNicolas Dream, PhD @afraidofwasps.bsky.social · 19/03/2025Posting a pic of my drunk friend with the caption: "POV: Your cabbaged AF!!" and passing out. At 1:34am, my crush replies "Lol! :-)" for me to find in the morning. Unfortunately at 3:23am I'm dismembered by a life sized clown statue because I didn't send a chain email to 10 people in 2009 315714
Reposted by lukeryTipper Guro @adamsandler.click · 25/02/2025i gotta go through and preserve the hits of the Orange Julius account me and my buddy ian ran 937458
Reposted by lukeryNBA Cobwebs @nbacobwebs.bsky.social · 19/02/2025February 19, 1994: Houston’s Hakeem Olajuwon with the chasedown block on Kevin Johnson's dunk attempt. Olajuwon finished with 14 PTS/7 REB/5 BLK, Otis Thorpe had 20 PTS/18 REB, and Vernon Maxwell scored 25 PTS in the Rockets' 106-88 win over the Phoenix Suns. 2312
lukery @lukeryagain.bsky.social · 14/02/2025unrelated to when you have lava in your foreskin, you’re thinking of smagma 110
lukery @lukeryagain.bsky.social · 14/02/2025new concept i just came up with: swagma. it’s like when you have swag and you’re a sigma 110
lukery @lukeryagain.bsky.social · 29/01/2025definitely better: lebron+davis, tatum+brown, giannis+lillard probably better: sga+jdub, brunson+kat, luka+kyrie maybe better: jokic+murray, durant+booker so between 4th and 9th imo 000
lukery @lukeryagain.bsky.social · 29/01/2025great poster, who’s in it though? my guess is kiki vandeweghe and marques johnson but i wasn’t alive in the eighties so i’m not sure 110
Reposted by lukeryGale Na @poisonjr.bsky.social · 28/01/2025atheist gf: can you please just be normal while my family is here christian bf: *hanging special orbs on a magic tree* are you folks washed in the soul cleansing blood of the lamb? guy who says 'hot water heater': i'm a sold car salesman soviet trent reznor: head laika hole 732037
lukery @lukeryagain.bsky.social · 27/01/2025exactly, i’m cut so i haven’t showered in months. i just spray a little axe down there every once in a while 020
Reposted by lukeryNicolas Dream, PhD @afraidofwasps.bsky.social · 26/01/2025Ok no way you're telling me that if you put a cricket in an air fryer it wouldn't come out delicious. (Guy reads this post, finds a cricket on his porch, air fries it and eats it, and gets Cricket Disease and dies)* *Authors note: Guy who did this was Bad Luck Brian 82719
Reposted by lukeryGale Na @poisonjr.bsky.social · 25/01/2025me: it's so windy… do you have a hair tie? settlers of catan player: no but i can give you three lighters if you give me a hair tie 21428
Reposted by lukeryTony Zaret @tonyzaret.bsky.social · 30/12/2024Well, well, well vaping is dangerous now, huh? Now remind me again how I made the “wrong choice” by sticking with good old fashioned snorting tobacco 418834
Reposted by lukerydisc horse bot @horsedisc.bsky.social · 30/12/2024Deciding "Thoughts and Prayers" is a fine thing to say tells me that y'all haven't been fingered by your Māori boyfriends and it SHOWS. 041
Reposted by lukery@ratlimit @ratlimit.bsky.social · 21/12/2024tfw you get poop on your birth certificate 0461
Reposted by lukeryHCJustin @hcjustin.com · 19/12/2024electricians are here today and the guy was talking to my cutout for a few seconds then goes "WOAH!" and realizes im in another room. gonna throw up. 392772874
lukery @lukeryagain.bsky.social · 22/12/2024kids these days don’t even know about swagatha christie 010
lukery @lukeryagain.bsky.social · 07/12/2024no no, mr. sigma was my father’s name. please just call me lukery 010
Reposted by lukeryHCJustin @hcjustin.com · 07/12/2024Dropped my vape into the toilet while peeing when I woke up. Feels like an omen for the day ahead (I quit vaping and develop a piss fetish) 81533
Reposted by lukeryTony Zaret @tonyzaret.bsky.social · 04/12/2024Share this with anyone who thinks nerds can't rap! #rap 917441
Reposted by lukerypedro faria proença 🏳️🌈 @punksterbass.bsky.social · 03/12/2024apparentely the admin of a muppet fan page sexually harrassed a funko pop influencer 621067103
lukery @lukeryagain.bsky.social · 30/11/2024is disturbia by rihanna the best song of all time? probably not but it’s close 000
