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Snort my Mellowcreme Pumpkin @snrtmahtnt.bsky.social · 17h

Dear cat, thank you for throwing up on the in-floor air vent.

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Snort my Mellowcreme Pumpkin @snrtmahtnt.bsky.social · 18h

BRB, starting the Republican Socialists of America party.

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Snort my Mellowcreme Pumpkin @snrtmahtnt.bsky.social · 19h

There should be an alternate word for honeytrap for when you post bad data on purpose.

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Snort my Mellowcreme Pumpkin @snrtmahtnt.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

If you elect me president, I will force every male who complains about the looks of women in video games to get breast implants of a size large enough to cause them back pain.

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Snort my Mellowcreme Pumpkin @snrtmahtnt.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Thought it said coked and was a little disappointed.

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Snort my Mellowcreme Pumpkin @snrtmahtnt.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Bragging about 401k performance is honestly a great con because if someone's 401k ISN'T way up, you can easily blame the plan manager or even the 401k owner for not being good at it.

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Snort my Mellowcreme Pumpkin @snrtmahtnt.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Just saw someone with a "Yes I'm single, now's your chance" bumper sticker and automatically thought "Not surprised with that parking job."

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Snort my Mellowcreme Pumpkin @snrtmahtnt.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Alex Cora might make a good Mariners coach.....

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Snort my Mellowcreme Pumpkin @snrtmahtnt.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

What if, instead of baby Hitler, we figured out how to strangle the HUAC in the crib?

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Snort my Mellowcreme Pumpkin @snrtmahtnt.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Hoping I get a mutant power from the mRNA flu shot. Even if it's the power to never type it mNRA which I seem to do 75% of the time.

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Snort my Mellowcreme Pumpkin @snrtmahtnt.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Lebanon’s social afffairs minister, with regards to UNIFIL ending by the end of the year: we can’t afford a vacuum… My brain: Well, I mean, Dyson’s are expensive, but, you’re a whole-ass country, I’m pretty sure you can budget for it.

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Snort my Mellowcreme Pumpkin @snrtmahtnt.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

My oddest regret is that despite growing up in winter sports country, I was not an outdoor winter sports person and never gained the skill of snot rockets.

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Snort my Mellowcreme Pumpkin @snrtmahtnt.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

I do not think finding mifepristone in the water supply is exactly a conspiracy theory in and of itself. We find way too many drugs in the water supply. The fact that it's in there isn't a conspiracy...

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Snort my Mellowcreme Pumpkin @snrtmahtnt.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

Goldman Sachs? More like Goblin' Sacs, amirite?

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Snort my Mellowcreme Pumpkin @snrtmahtnt.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

If you are a utility using smart meters, you should give your customers the ability to directly see data from the meter itself and not on a daily (or worse) basis via some website.

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Snort my Mellowcreme Pumpkin @snrtmahtnt.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

Bragging about kidnapping a world leader during a speech at the UN is Grade A mob boss.

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Snort my Mellowcreme Pumpkin @snrtmahtnt.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

Oh man, I can’t believe I forgot what today was.

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Snort my Mellowcreme Pumpkin @snrtmahtnt.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

“Stanford Study Finds Brain is Two Organs” One is a Hammond B-3, the other appears to be that thing the Phantom was playing in the catacombs.

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Snort my Mellowcreme Pumpkin @snrtmahtnt.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

"How can you have lived this long and not give in to rage?"

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Snort my Mellowcreme Pumpkin @snrtmahtnt.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

Is picking up a flat rock and thinking "This would be a great skipping stone" an autistic thing or.....

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Snort my Mellowcreme Pumpkin @snrtmahtnt.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

Do I have Trump to thank for why 10mil black plastic sheeting is so expensive or has it always been obscene?

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Snort my Mellowcreme Pumpkin @snrtmahtnt.bsky.social · 07/09/2026

Fuck, haven't seen anything this absurd since Freedom Fries.

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Snort my Mellowcreme Pumpkin @snrtmahtnt.bsky.social · 07/09/2026

When it comes to French elections, I am #TeamLePen. Not that I think a Le Pen should be elected, but more that I think it's not a real French election without a Le Pen losing.

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Snort my Mellowcreme Pumpkin @snrtmahtnt.bsky.social · 02/09/2026

Fun Fact: Gatorade's "Is It In You?" slogan was penned by Tony "Small Dick" Tomlinski. He didn't actually have a small dick, but instead, due to a car accident, he had no feeling in his penis thus no way of actually knowing.

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Snort my Mellowcreme Pumpkin @snrtmahtnt.bsky.social · 01/09/2026

Look. I love the USPS. One of my favorite government entities. I do not trust them to be able to handle the task of ensuring mail in ballot delivery like Trump would want.

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Robert Evans (the Only Robert Evans) @iwriteok.bsky.social · 01/09/2026

at America's Largest Humor Website (at the time) Cracked.com, my job for half a decade was to pick images for the articles. Finding relevant stuff in the public domain was a creative task that often inspired me to write more and better jokes. Even using Getty images was more creative than AI.

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Snort my Mellowcreme Pumpkin @snrtmahtnt.bsky.social · 01/09/2026

@support.clearsky.app There a known issue with Blocked By not updating anymore?

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Snort my Mellowcreme Pumpkin @snrtmahtnt.bsky.social · 30/08/2026

No, Luigi Mangione is bad because he is a homicide and a murderer.

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Snort my Mellowcreme Pumpkin @snrtmahtnt.bsky.social · 27/08/2026

Ironically, SHAME works instead of HOMES.

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Snort my Mellowcreme Pumpkin @snrtmahtnt.bsky.social · 26/08/2026

Radio Host: She wrote one of the best songs of the 20th century... I mean, who doesn't love Jolene? Well, based on the song, Dolly didn't.

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Snort my Mellowcreme Pumpkin @snrtmahtnt.bsky.social · 25/08/2026

I am looking for a nice, semi transparent water-based blue finish if anyone has any suggestions.

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Snort my Mellowcreme Pumpkin @snrtmahtnt.bsky.social · 25/08/2026

Cutting off your nose to spite your facade.

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Snort my Mellowcreme Pumpkin @snrtmahtnt.bsky.social · 15/08/2026

"Communism is the greatest threat to our country in history, including World War One, World War Two, Pearl Harbor, or even 9/11." I... I mean, two of those are the same thing. Whether WW1 was a threat to the US is debatable.

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Snort my Mellowcreme Pumpkin @snrtmahtnt.bsky.social · 12/08/2026

All this talk of 6 foot ropes is confusing. I mean, you can't do any serious climbing with only a 6 foot rope. It's just way too short.

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Snort my Mellowcreme Pumpkin @snrtmahtnt.bsky.social · 10/08/2026

Admittedly, a small set of Flight Sim fanatics would probably be good at that job. At the same time, I would not want to live on a major airport flight path right now…

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Snort my Mellowcreme Pumpkin @snrtmahtnt.bsky.social · 09/08/2026

Hear me out: Good Luck, Have Fun, Don’t Die is a spiritual successor to Repo Man.

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Misha Tri-Flow Glow @spoketension.bsky.social · 08/08/2026

Tragic that the world is falling apart right after we finally got everyone on board with the USB-C standard. We coulda had it all.

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Snort my Mellowcreme Pumpkin @snrtmahtnt.bsky.social · 08/08/2026

Sign at Lowe's says that they drug test their employees. It doesn't, however, say that it requires them to pass.

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Prof Gavin Yamey MD MPH @gavinyamey.bsky.social · 08/08/2026

They had contracted Blue Angels for 43 years; 43 years The owner says she never received a personal notice that Hegseth was canceling her or any reminder that her contract renewal was coming up This is how the Trump administration treats people, especially Black people

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Snort my Mellowcreme Pumpkin @snrtmahtnt.bsky.social · 06/08/2026

"Democrats think they know how to spend your money better than you do." No, Democrats recognize we need that tax money to fund the government. I don't think people are going to voluntarily pay your salary, Senator Barrasso.

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Snort my Mellowcreme Pumpkin @snrtmahtnt.bsky.social · 06/08/2026

The funniest thing I ever heard is Chuck Grassley saying we (the federal government) doesn't help John Deere but focuses on small businesses.

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Snort my Mellowcreme Pumpkin @snrtmahtnt.bsky.social · 05/08/2026

*checks the MLB standings* So, if the season ended today.... .... It'd be really confusing because it's only August.

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Snort my Mellowcreme Pumpkin @snrtmahtnt.bsky.social · 04/08/2026

Air Fryer Burrito Explosion is the name of my ____________ cover band.

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