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Luke Moran @lukemoran.bsky.social · 08/06/2026

Oh I see! So it’s all relative to the current numbers then? Also what’s the data source may I ask?

Luke Moran @lukemoran.bsky.social · 08/06/2026

Ok genuine question re: this—I’m looking at the data and it seems to have nithya ahead from the first drop? Is this the actual number of votes or some sort of projection? I took calc not stats so I don’t fully understand what I’m looking at lol ty!

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Merrymac Farm Sanctuary @merrymacsanctuary.bsky.social · 05/04/2026

Do horses want cake? We conducted an investigation into statements published by @bencollins.bsky.social in the print edition of @theonion.com.

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Luke Moran @lukemoran.bsky.social · 22/03/2026

They’re deploying ICE to the wings of planes like the gremlin in that twilight zone episode

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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 23/02/2026

This is exactly right. The Onion quietly left Twitter a month ago and... our weekly subscribers went up. It's because we're doing well here, on Instagram and on YouTube. As a business, being on Twitter is somewhere between useless or detrimental, unless you're selling boner pills.

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Luke Moran @lukemoran.bsky.social · 08/03/2026

gnocchi is just penne in its larval stage

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Luke Moran @lukemoran.bsky.social · 22/02/2026

The best choice I ever made in my life was being wasian

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Luke Moran @lukemoran.bsky.social · 22/02/2026

I’m descending into hell—does anybody need anything?

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Luke Moran @lukemoran.bsky.social · 09/02/2026

Rewatching the bad bunny halftime show & I noticed this on his chest: the numbers “6” and “4”. What he’s wearing is called a “football jersey”. It’s a subtle nod to the theme of the event—“football”.

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Luke Moran @lukemoran.bsky.social · 18/01/2026

[holding a gun to my own head]: so listen, I have tea…

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Luke Moran @lukemoran.bsky.social · 08/01/2026

I don’t use bluesky much these days but I’m logging in here to say fuck ICE perpetually

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Luke Moran @lukemoran.bsky.social · 04/01/2026

that feel when the interests of a refugee population line up with billionaires who want to extract resources from their home country ❤️

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Luke Moran @lukemoran.bsky.social · 04/01/2026

At least we can trust our mainstream media outlets to report what’s happening in Venezuela accurately

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Luke Moran @lukemoran.bsky.social · 02/01/2026

today’s date is giving counting

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Luke Moran @lukemoran.bsky.social · 29/12/2025

any day now I’m going to save the New York indie rock scene

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Jerry Chen @jcsalterego.bsky.social · 23/12/2025

hmm. have you tried solving the problem with chili crisp

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Luke Moran @lukemoran.bsky.social · 22/12/2025

I just noticed a hilarious detail 😆 #ObservationalHumor

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Luke Moran @lukemoran.bsky.social · 20/12/2025

I know what I’m having for breakfast tomorrow

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Luke Moran @lukemoran.bsky.social · 20/12/2025

What’s frustrating about this Epstein file release is it’s clearly just a distraction to keep people from talking about Luke Moran

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Luke Moran @lukemoran.bsky.social · 20/12/2025

Stuffing a bird feeder full of baby rabbits & voles for the birds of prey

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Luke Moran @lukemoran.bsky.social · 19/12/2025

It’s so important to be Luke Moran ❤️

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Luke Moran @lukemoran.bsky.social · 16/12/2025

I lowkey think Luke Moran ate by becoming Luke Moran. who agrees?

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Luke Moran @lukemoran.bsky.social · 15/12/2025

There’s something so interesting about Luke Moran

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Luke Moran @lukemoran.bsky.social · 15/12/2025

Where my Minnesota followers at?

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Luke Moran @lukemoran.bsky.social · 11/12/2025

they took that venezuelan oil tanker for me. I asked for it. sorry 😔

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Luke Moran @lukemoran.bsky.social · 09/12/2025

Humans invented storytelling to communicate the key value propositions of brands

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Luke Moran @lukemoran.bsky.social · 07/12/2025

doing the work and being a good ally today (cranking it to pictures of female CEOs)

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Luke Moran @lukemoran.bsky.social · 05/12/2025

You don’t need Listerine to kill the bacteria the cause bad breath. I could do that. Nobody asked me.

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𝕊𝕦𝕟𝕕𝕒𝕖 𝔾𝕦𝕣𝕝 @sundaedivine.lol · 05/12/2025

842,000 Americans died from overdoses in the last 25 years, 500,000 from opioids. If we’re hunting narco-terrorists we can probably stop blowing up fishing boats and start blowing up boardrooms.

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BayBayFriend @baybayfriend.bsky.social · 04/12/2025

Dreamed I got a chastising message at work that said, “You should know the names of all the Muppets,” and someone stuck up for me, saying, “I don’t think this one has a name,” and they attached a picture of like a white Gonzo with no eyes

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Luke Moran @lukemoran.bsky.social · 04/12/2025

Cars be like “this would fix me” (picture of a wrench)

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Luke Moran @lukemoran.bsky.social · 02/12/2025

Hey everyone, it’s filipino hour. Everyone has to do one thing that’s filipino.

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Luke Moran @lukemoran.bsky.social · 01/12/2025

everyone please make sure to take care of yourself this holiday season, but also me 🙏 please make sure to give me lots of attention 🙏🙏

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Luke Moran @lukemoran.bsky.social · 01/12/2025

[sitting down for subway takes] me: a bug is not normal. a bug is an affront to god.

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Luke Moran @lukemoran.bsky.social · 29/11/2025

Is everything that’s ever happened good or bad?

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Luke Moran @lukemoran.bsky.social · 23/11/2025

I didn’t want to have to do it but oh well

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Luke Moran @lukemoran.bsky.social · 23/11/2025

The time has nearly come for me to save the New York indie rock scene

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Phil Lewis @phillewis.bsky.social · 23/11/2025

the last 24 hours on X, summed up:

"Mariana Times" supports deporting Zohran Mamdani but

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bryan! @bryguy.bsky.social · 21/11/2025

This might be the single funniest thing that has happened during this incredibly cursed year

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Luke Moran @lukemoran.bsky.social · 22/11/2025

I hope no one‘s creating any dastardly AI videos of me doing something troublesome right now

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Luke Moran @lukemoran.bsky.social · 22/11/2025

Now that Trump is chill with Mamdani, I bet you all feel embarrassed about criticizing me for taking a major role dismantling the Department of Agriculture

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Luke Moran @lukemoran.bsky.social · 22/11/2025

Hide your daughters, folks—I’m going to the public library

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Luke Moran @lukemoran.bsky.social · 22/11/2025

Committing suicide by overdosing CBD sodas

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Luke Moran @lukemoran.bsky.social · 30/10/2025

I hate gay halloween—what do you mean you’re me from the future & you’ve traveled back in time to prevent some unspeakable tragedy?

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Luke Moran @lukemoran.bsky.social · 12/10/2025

This is called “entering a flow state” ☺️

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The Onion @theonion.com · 11/10/2025

Who Was Jeffery Epstein? Find out by watching 'The Onion Investigates: Jeffery Epstein' on The Onion here: www.youtube.com/watch?v=XjhSoGcQhWU

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Luke Moran @lukemoran.bsky.social · 11/10/2025

The GOP guy who owns all the voting machines now has a right to change our votes because that’s his private property and I respect business owners ❤️

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Luke Moran @lukemoran.bsky.social · 06/10/2025

I’m building a data center in my bedroom that will raise electricity bills for half the continental US

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