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Merrymac Farm Sanctuary @merrymacsanctuary.bsky.social · 05/04/2026

Do horses want cake? We conducted an investigation into statements published by @bencollins.bsky.social in the print edition of @theonion.com.

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Luke Moran @lukemoran.bsky.social · 22/03/2026

They’re deploying ICE to the wings of planes like the gremlin in that twilight zone episode

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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 23/02/2026

This is exactly right. The Onion quietly left Twitter a month ago and... our weekly subscribers went up. It's because we're doing well here, on Instagram and on YouTube. As a business, being on Twitter is somewhere between useless or detrimental, unless you're selling boner pills.

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Luke Moran @lukemoran.bsky.social · 08/03/2026

gnocchi is just penne in its larval stage

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Luke Moran @lukemoran.bsky.social · 22/02/2026

The best choice I ever made in my life was being wasian

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Luke Moran @lukemoran.bsky.social · 22/02/2026

I’m descending into hell—does anybody need anything?

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Luke Moran @lukemoran.bsky.social · 09/02/2026

Rewatching the bad bunny halftime show & I noticed this on his chest: the numbers “6” and “4”. What he’s wearing is called a “football jersey”. It’s a subtle nod to the theme of the event—“football”.

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Luke Moran @lukemoran.bsky.social · 18/01/2026

[holding a gun to my own head]: so listen, I have tea…

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Luke Moran @lukemoran.bsky.social · 08/01/2026

I don’t use bluesky much these days but I’m logging in here to say fuck ICE perpetually

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Luke Moran @lukemoran.bsky.social · 04/01/2026

that feel when the interests of a refugee population line up with billionaires who want to extract resources from their home country ❤️

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Luke Moran @lukemoran.bsky.social · 04/01/2026

At least we can trust our mainstream media outlets to report what’s happening in Venezuela accurately

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Luke Moran @lukemoran.bsky.social · 02/01/2026

today’s date is giving counting

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Luke Moran @lukemoran.bsky.social · 29/12/2025

any day now I’m going to save the New York indie rock scene

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Jerry Chen @jcsalterego.bsky.social · 23/12/2025

hmm. have you tried solving the problem with chili crisp

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Luke Moran @lukemoran.bsky.social · 22/12/2025

I just noticed a hilarious detail 😆 #ObservationalHumor

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Luke Moran @lukemoran.bsky.social · 20/12/2025

What’s frustrating about this Epstein file release is it’s clearly just a distraction to keep people from talking about Luke Moran

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Luke Moran @lukemoran.bsky.social · 20/12/2025

Stuffing a bird feeder full of baby rabbits & voles for the birds of prey

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Luke Moran @lukemoran.bsky.social · 19/12/2025

It’s so important to be Luke Moran ❤️

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Luke Moran @lukemoran.bsky.social · 16/12/2025

I lowkey think Luke Moran ate by becoming Luke Moran. who agrees?

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Luke Moran @lukemoran.bsky.social · 15/12/2025

There’s something so interesting about Luke Moran

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Luke Moran @lukemoran.bsky.social · 15/12/2025

Where my Minnesota followers at?

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Luke Moran @lukemoran.bsky.social · 09/12/2025

Humans invented storytelling to communicate the key value propositions of brands

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Luke Moran @lukemoran.bsky.social · 07/12/2025

doing the work and being a good ally today (cranking it to pictures of female CEOs)

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Luke Moran @lukemoran.bsky.social · 05/12/2025

You don’t need Listerine to kill the bacteria the cause bad breath. I could do that. Nobody asked me.

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𝕊𝕦𝕟𝕕𝕒𝕖 𝔾𝕦𝕣𝕝 @sundaedivine.lol · 05/12/2025

842,000 Americans died from overdoses in the last 25 years, 500,000 from opioids. If we’re hunting narco-terrorists we can probably stop blowing up fishing boats and start blowing up boardrooms.

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BayBayFriend @baybayfriend.bsky.social · 04/12/2025

Dreamed I got a chastising message at work that said, “You should know the names of all the Muppets,” and someone stuck up for me, saying, “I don’t think this one has a name,” and they attached a picture of like a white Gonzo with no eyes

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Luke Moran @lukemoran.bsky.social · 04/12/2025

Cars be like “this would fix me” (picture of a wrench)

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Luke Moran @lukemoran.bsky.social · 02/12/2025

Hey everyone, it’s filipino hour. Everyone has to do one thing that’s filipino.

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Luke Moran @lukemoran.bsky.social · 01/12/2025

everyone please make sure to take care of yourself this holiday season, but also me 🙏 please make sure to give me lots of attention 🙏🙏

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Luke Moran @lukemoran.bsky.social · 01/12/2025

[sitting down for subway takes] me: a bug is not normal. a bug is an affront to god.

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Luke Moran @lukemoran.bsky.social · 29/11/2025

Is everything that’s ever happened good or bad?

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Luke Moran @lukemoran.bsky.social · 23/11/2025

The time has nearly come for me to save the New York indie rock scene

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Phil Lewis @phillewis.bsky.social · 23/11/2025

the last 24 hours on X, summed up:

"Mariana Times" supports deporting Zohran Mamdani but

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bryan! @bryguy.bsky.social · 21/11/2025

This might be the single funniest thing that has happened during this incredibly cursed year

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Luke Moran @lukemoran.bsky.social · 22/11/2025

I hope no one‘s creating any dastardly AI videos of me doing something troublesome right now

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Luke Moran @lukemoran.bsky.social · 22/11/2025

Now that Trump is chill with Mamdani, I bet you all feel embarrassed about criticizing me for taking a major role dismantling the Department of Agriculture

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Luke Moran @lukemoran.bsky.social · 22/11/2025

Hide your daughters, folks—I’m going to the public library

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Luke Moran @lukemoran.bsky.social · 22/11/2025

Committing suicide by overdosing CBD sodas

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Luke Moran @lukemoran.bsky.social · 30/10/2025

I hate gay halloween—what do you mean you’re me from the future & you’ve traveled back in time to prevent some unspeakable tragedy?

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The Onion @theonion.com · 11/10/2025

Who Was Jeffery Epstein? Find out by watching 'The Onion Investigates: Jeffery Epstein' on The Onion here: www.youtube.com/watch?v=XjhSoGcQhWU

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Luke Moran @lukemoran.bsky.social · 11/10/2025

The GOP guy who owns all the voting machines now has a right to change our votes because that’s his private property and I respect business owners ❤️

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Luke Moran @lukemoran.bsky.social · 06/10/2025

I’m building a data center in my bedroom that will raise electricity bills for half the continental US

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Luke Moran @lukemoran.bsky.social · 03/10/2025

I’ve been doing mass surveillance on everyone sorry guys 😔

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spooky halloween txt @metaltxt.bsky.social · 23/09/2025

saw a guy get raptured but when he was floating up in the beam of light he started jerkin’ it and the beam dropped him. he’s dead, he’s dead now and in hell

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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 07/09/2025

Can’t express in words how big this rally in Chicago is. The president’s fascist goon squad is not welcome here.

A completely full Chicago on Michigan Avenue protesting Donald Trump.

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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 06/09/2025

The Onion News Network truck is currently stationed outside the Broadview ICE Detention facility just outside of Chicago.

The Onion News Network truck featuring the headline ICE Opens New Supermax Prison for Most Hardened Toddlers stationed outside the ICE facility.

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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 12/08/2025

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Luke Moran @lukemoran.bsky.social · 10/08/2025

The rap break in tongue-tied by alternative sleaze pop icons grouplove >>>>> 🔥💯

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