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Luke

@lukedetects.bsky.social
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Reds, metal detecting and proper binmen appreciator

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Andrew Beasley @andrewbeasleyfootball.com · 07/09/2026
Just went on X to check something. Immediate brain rot. Whatever you think of this place, it's fitter, happier, more productive.
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Paul Philbin @paulphilbin.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
Awful news breaking this afternoon Two men aged 23 and two aged 24 and 26 were pronounced dead at the scene www.liverpoolecho.co.uk/news/liverpo...
liverpoolecho.co.uk
Four men killed in major crash
Two men aged 23 and two aged 24 and 26 were pronounced dead at the scene
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Red Toads 🏆🛡️🇪🇺🏆 @fwtoads.bsky.social · 15/11/2024
Noel Edmonds #YouveBeenHodged
Roy Hodgson’s Deal or No Deal. Spoiler: no deal as the banker is Steve Parish.
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Ben @bmlw98.bsky.social · 07/05/2026
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Luke @lukedetects.bsky.social · 07/05/2026
Got a tweet doing ~100,000 likes on the hellsite clogging my notifications, so going to scroll on here for a while. Hello gang, if anyone's out there!
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Luke @lukedetects.bsky.social · 23/03/2026
Yeah still Slot out
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Luke @lukedetects.bsky.social · 25/01/2026
Slot out
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Luke @lukedetects.bsky.social · 01/01/2026
Happy new year, BlueSky!
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Luke @lukedetects.bsky.social · 22/11/2025
Slot out. Zak Crawley out.
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ACORN the union @acornunion.bsky.social · 10/09/2025
NEW CAMPAIGN 🚨 Right now, people are pushed into poverty when councils send in bailiffs for council tax debt. But there’s another way. Together, we can stop this. Together, we can have dignity not debt. Together, we can make Britain Bailiff Free👇 🔗 acorntheunion.org.uk/bailiffs/
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Luke @lukedetects.bsky.social · 20/10/2025
Just coming back here to say Slot Out
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Luke @lukedetects.bsky.social · 20/10/2025
Thanks mate!
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Luke @lukedetects.bsky.social · 11/09/2025
Not going to shed a tear for such a vile man, who was clearly being bankrolled by dark forces. Sad for his family, especially his kids, of course! This will only embolden the extreme right though.
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Luke @lukedetects.bsky.social · 11/09/2025
My take on the Kirk thing. He wad a horrendous human being, with extreme views, who peddled hate and violence against the vulnerable. He was on the payroll of billionaires, an enemy of the working class, as all of them are. I don't think shooting him, or anyone, solves anything though.
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Luke @lukedetects.bsky.social · 22/08/2025
Chelsea will serious challengers this season.
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Luke @lukedetects.bsky.social · 18/08/2025
Longer it goes on less likely we are to get in Isak
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Luke @lukedetects.bsky.social · 24/07/2025
Together at last ❤️
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Luke @lukedetects.bsky.social · 15/07/2025
I'm normally a pessimistic bastard but I think if we sign Isak we will win the league again.
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Luke @lukedetects.bsky.social · 04/07/2025
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Luke @lukedetects.bsky.social · 29/06/2025
Knowing someone likes you for you is the best feeling itw, no matter your age.
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Luke @lukedetects.bsky.social · 15/06/2025
The new fifa club world cup is woke
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Luke @lukedetects.bsky.social · 09/06/2025
I don't claim to be good looking but there's no way I'm having someone at my club with an absolute hooter like that. Man could smoke a bifter in the shower.
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Jeremy Corbyn @jeremycorbyn.bsky.social · 06/06/2025
35 years of privatisation. 35 years of excessive profits. 35 years of rising bills. There is no market solution. Take water into public ownership now!
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Luke @lukedetects.bsky.social · 06/06/2025
Trump Vs Musk. I just hope both lose. Ideally resulting in both of them [redacted]ing
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Kevin @emptymindz.bsky.social · 05/06/2025
The little nod 😂👍🏻 youtube.com/shorts/YBdj6...
youtube.com
WIRTZ confirms LIVERPOOL move? 👀🔥 #wirtz #liverpool #shorts
YouTube video by The Doug-Out Football Channel
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Luke @lukedetects.bsky.social · 04/06/2025
Made a little promise that I'd read more (non-fiction, not fiction that's woke) in addition to my academic reading and have largely stuck to it. Pretty difficult as I have Irlens but don't like using filters but defo getting there. One sumatriptan at a time.
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Luke @lukedetects.bsky.social · 04/06/2025
Woke
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Luke @lukedetects.bsky.social · 31/05/2025
Far too warm to sleep here
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Luke @lukedetects.bsky.social · 30/05/2025
I'm scared
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Luke @lukedetects.bsky.social · 30/05/2025
Greetings stranger
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Luke @lukedetects.bsky.social · 30/05/2025
Well hello
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Luke @lukedetects.bsky.social · 25/05/2025
Today's the day 🏆
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Luke @lukedetects.bsky.social · 17/05/2025
Really poor standards in Eurovision tonight. Liverpool 2023 clear.
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Luke @lukedetects.bsky.social · 14/05/2025
Revising for my EMA by standing in the shower for ages thinking about my EMA
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Sarah Dempster @dempster2000.bsky.social · 15/11/2024
Noel Edmonds: a thread of horror. Carrie (Dir: Brian De Palma, 1976)
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Luke @lukedetects.bsky.social · 14/05/2025
Very very good
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Luke @lukedetects.bsky.social · 14/05/2025
How are we, woke twitter?
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Luke @lukedetects.bsky.social · 11/05/2025
DIAZ HAHAHA
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Luke @lukedetects.bsky.social · 11/05/2025
Yerrrrs was about to call Gakpo a bum as well then
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Luke @lukedetects.bsky.social · 11/05/2025
That guard of honour hit like crack
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Luke @lukedetects.bsky.social · 09/05/2025
Better than the Arsenal tifo. Which, granted, is an exceedingly low line to draw.
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Luke @lukedetects.bsky.social · 09/05/2025
Stoke
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Luke @lukedetects.bsky.social · 09/05/2025
A yank Pope. This is Defcon 5. Games gone.
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Luke @lukedetects.bsky.social · 04/05/2025
Coward!
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Luke @lukedetects.bsky.social · 04/05/2025
Very funny own goal to concede
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Luke @lukedetects.bsky.social · 04/05/2025
Alright Nostradamus
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Luke @lukedetects.bsky.social · 02/05/2025
Woke
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Not Robbo @heymaaan.bsky.social · 14/11/2024
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Luke @lukedetects.bsky.social · 30/04/2025
Long long day, but a beautiful one.
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Luke @lukedetects.bsky.social · 28/04/2025
Woke is my catchphrase actually
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