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Red Toads 🏆🛡️🇪🇺🏆

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8.7 miles from Selhurst Park. Pierre Sage’s Renbluearmy. Played for Real Social Dads. Drummer for The Epsom Downs Syndrome. Fat Guardiola. Husband to Carla Ancelotti/Russell Grant. Dad to Jane Rambo. Part-time Yehudi. G(r)eek. “Is this comedian joking?”

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Red Toads 🏆🛡️🇪🇺🏆 @fwtoads.bsky.social · 23h
Someone has been lynching cuddly toys up on Rosehill roundabout.
Barney the Bear tied to a tree on a roundabout - we don’t know if this is a message or local punishment beating.
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Red Toads 🏆🛡️🇪🇺🏆 @fwtoads.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Yeah, cheers for those FA Cup final reposts. I needed to be bawling my eyes out ten minutes before a supplier meeting.
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Red Toads 🏆🛡️🇪🇺🏆 @fwtoads.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Played a season of Career on the FC27 trial, won the Premier League with Palace, and this happened 😭
Gary Baldy scabs writing to UEFA about Palace again.
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Red Toads 🏆🛡️🇪🇺🏆 @fwtoads.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Nailed it www.fourfourtwo.com/quiz/442goals
442 goals in the team for 442 magazine
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Red Toads 🏆🛡️🇪🇺🏆 @fwtoads.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Here we go Six Degrees of Jim Leighton · 2026-09-23 Neil Lennon → Khvicha Kvaratskhelia Didn't finish · 0/3 lives Connections 🟢🟢🟢🟢⚪⚪ Lives □□□ 6dojl.co.uk
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Six Degrees of Jim Leighton — EdgeScout
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Red Toads 🏆🛡️🇪🇺🏆 @fwtoads.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
I’ve managed to find one reliable and replicable use of them so far: getting me the King’s Printer versions of updated statutory instruments without me needing to manually search and drill down through layers of irrelevant legislation. Doesn’t mean LLM’s are much cop at anything else.
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Red Toads 🏆🛡️🇪🇺🏆 @fwtoads.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Yeah, I’m never bettering this www.maptap.gg September 21 99🎯 97🔥 97🔥 100🎯 98🔥 Final score: 984
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Red Toads 🏆🛡️🇪🇺🏆 @fwtoads.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Auschwitz really needs to learn a bit from other entertainment venues.
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Red Toads 🏆🛡️🇪🇺🏆 @fwtoads.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Every gov department including your local council. Sensitive UK police data vulnerable to ‘compromise’ by US government and foreign actors www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2026...
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Sensitive UK police data vulnerable to ‘compromise’ by US government and foreign actors
Exclusive: Official UK security assessment found Microsoft cloud platform storing files was at potential risk from hostile hackers
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Red Toads 🏆🛡️🇪🇺🏆 @fwtoads.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Daughter just started randomly singing Aquarius by The Fifth Dimension. She’s four! Has the track been sampled on a kids film or programme?
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Red Toads 🏆🛡️🇪🇺🏆 @fwtoads.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
My brand of pragmatic commentary about CPFC’s trials and tribulations is coming to an end. The thing to realise about audience participation is knowing when to quit. 👋
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Red Toads 🏆🛡️🇪🇺🏆 @fwtoads.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Walking up Holmesdale Road for episode one series two of Palace in Europe. #CPFC
A picture of people with too much disposable income for mid-September.
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Red Toads 🏆🛡️🇪🇺🏆 @fwtoads.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Football match to raise money for the mother of a Nazi in the name of a dead child; Rob Edwards to replace Pierre Sage; Andy Burnham gives Angola £600m to send more boats, and UEFA now own your likeness if you attend a Europa League match. Someone go back in time and bump off Tim Berners-Lee.
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Red Toads 🏆🛡️🇪🇺🏆 @fwtoads.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Not sure it was possible for Palace to find a lower resolution version of the badge for match tickets.
Testing? Quality control? Pah! The CPFC early 80’s era badge. Ironically it’s barely visible if you’ve 20:20 vision.
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Red Toads 🏆🛡️🇪🇺🏆 @fwtoads.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
“Have you spent much time with the Amish?” “Yeah, mennonites”
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Red Toads 🏆🛡️🇪🇺🏆 @fwtoads.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
For the love of God there must be a filter to stop this crap filling my feed
Blocked the word ‘Trump’? Ha, we’ll force feed the white dog turd to you anyway.
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Red Toads 🏆🛡️🇪🇺🏆 @fwtoads.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Catching up with MotD and the new Notts F right back seems pretty decent - involved in all their best work 🙈
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Red Toads 🏆🛡️🇪🇺🏆 @fwtoads.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Penny for the beak’s thoughts on transfer market value if Cov beat the dolphins today.
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Red Toads 🏆🛡️🇪🇺🏆 @fwtoads.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Tremendous stuff from CPFC again, leaving draft remarks in an email about suicide prevention 🤦‍♂️
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Red Toads 🏆🛡️🇪🇺🏆 @fwtoads.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
“Are you wasting your day off going on Gregg Wallace’s Facebook page just to type ‘Greg Wallis’ underneath his posts again?” How do I pretend to my wife that she doesn’t know me as well as she thinks she does?
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Red Toads 🏆🛡️🇪🇺🏆 @fwtoads.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Just read that eating a bacon sandwich erases my maternal ancestry from the record books, according to those experts over at SS Rees-Mogg. 🤷‍♂️
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Red Toads 🏆🛡️🇪🇺🏆 @fwtoads.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
This is Reform’s George Madgwick and a hotel in *drumroll* Portsmouth.
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Red Toads 🏆🛡️🇪🇺🏆 @fwtoads.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
“Spend some time at Sharon’s Selhurst Sanitorium. You’ll never feel so pure.”
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Red Toads 🏆🛡️🇪🇺🏆 @fwtoads.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
First school project was to make a face of someone famous… Perhaps I shouldn’t be letting her watch these National Geographic docs with me. 🙈
Hitler, post a spell in the Argentine sun.
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Red Toads 🏆🛡️🇪🇺🏆 @fwtoads.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Beeb News at Six has just described convicted far right thug Danny Thommo as merely “a long time migration campaigner”. Kinell, the country has lost its marbles.
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Red Toads 🏆🛡️🇪🇺🏆 @fwtoads.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Do these ultra NGOs go around in yellow-clad mobs chanting “we’re the Am-nesty ar-my”?
Some word salad by a prick with a ponytail
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Red Toads 🏆🛡️🇪🇺🏆 @fwtoads.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Which one of you Herberts is that strolling around Polesden Lacey in the Eagles Wing shirt, with even less hair than me?
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Red Toads 🏆🛡️🇪🇺🏆 @fwtoads.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
It’s just Pulis It’s just Allardyce It’s just de Boer It’s just Vieira It’s just Glasner It’s just Sage Sometimes you need to look for a common denominator. Something is being portrayed or said in the interviews that’s making Palace managers feel betrayed very shortly after starting work.
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Red Toads 🏆🛡️🇪🇺🏆 @fwtoads.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Never ends well for managers that cannot fix the traditionally strong Palace defensive record.
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Red Toads 🏆🛡️🇪🇺🏆 @fwtoads.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Who’s going to be the first person banned for not clapping like a seal when the portrait of our Dear Leader, Sharon Lacey, is displayed before each and every home game?
Sanctions committee at CPFC.

In my day, they were tasked with forcing you to watch the match.
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Red Toads 🏆🛡️🇪🇺🏆 @fwtoads.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
You can take the boy out of Croydon…
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Red Toads 🏆🛡️🇪🇺🏆 @fwtoads.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Someone remind me whether Kamada signed his new contract before or after Glasner went to Notts F, please
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Red Toads 🏆🛡️🇪🇺🏆 @fwtoads.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
If it’s too early on August 31st to panic about Palace’s transfer window, it’s too early on September 2nd to declare it a success. Proof will be in performances and results. The business is what the business is but I’d like to understand the rationale behind letting Brentford take Sangare.
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Red Toads 🏆🛡️🇪🇺🏆 @fwtoads.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Diomansy Kamara playing the race card. lol
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Red Toads 🏆🛡️🇪🇺🏆 @fwtoads.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Wasn’t expecting the depth of melancholy from my daughter’s last ever day at nursery (starts school next week). Probably seeped through on here in some reactionary drivel about ultimately meaningless contract changes for overpaid morons that happen to be able to kick a ball about.
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Red Toads 🏆🛡️🇪🇺🏆 @fwtoads.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Getting bent over by Fofana’s agent because we’ve desperately fucked up another window must be what they mean when they talk about getting better value on deadline day. Imagine leaving yourself short every season and thinking you’re the side of the table with the leverage.
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Red Toads 🏆🛡️🇪🇺🏆 @fwtoads.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Let the annual ‘difficult market’ trolley dash commence.
Stephen Tiffany Parish just loves the adulation of Sky Sports.
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Red Toads 🏆🛡️🇪🇺🏆 @fwtoads.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
My ITK with the 0% succes rate now reckons we are in for three Werder Bremen players. One of them is a 6’8” Frenchman that plays in central midfield. Another one is a 6’4” centre forward. Think the other one is a winger, though based on previous hits it’s probably not going to happen.
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Red Toads 🏆🛡️🇪🇺🏆 @fwtoads.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
What can we do to apologise to all those coaches and players who’ve disgraced, embarrassed, and lowered themselves by working for Palace over past three years? I’m devastated to learn of their sudden disgust and trauma at having ever been associated with CPFC and feel like we need to make amends.
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Red Toads 🏆🛡️🇪🇺🏆 @fwtoads.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Ronaldo Felixstowe
The name of your Oxbridge bully is any goalscorer for Real Madrid in a European Cup final + somewhere in East Anglia. This dude here is Raul Bungay.
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Red Toads 🏆🛡️🇪🇺🏆 @fwtoads.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Oliver Glasner is basically EU Marc White. ✊🍆💦
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Red Toads 🏆🛡️🇪🇺🏆 @fwtoads.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Last one could have been anywhere www.maptap.gg August 30 99🎯 96🔥 96🔥 95🏅 81🌟 Final score: 915
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Red Toads 🏆🛡️🇪🇺🏆 @fwtoads.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Listen to your Da - now add Henderson to the list. He’s not going to stop until we are relegated.
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Red Toads 🏆🛡️🇪🇺🏆 @fwtoads.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Sure it’s just a coincidence but I’ve just had to dispose of a dead rat the dogs found in the garden. Within an hour of Munoz moving to join Glasner at Notts F. 👀
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Red Toads 🏆🛡️🇪🇺🏆 @fwtoads.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Anyone know what James Daly was doing on the pitch pre-game last night? I’d imagine he’s Sharon Lacey’s favourite comedian but there must have been more to it than that. @adgstreet.bsky.social - any ideas?
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Red Toads 🏆🛡️🇪🇺🏆 @fwtoads.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Lavender Kwiksave.
Your posh girl name is an obscure colour and a defunct high street shop.
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Red Toads 🏆🛡️🇪🇺🏆 @fwtoads.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Promising start. Couple of quarter chances. Not much from the opposition until they get it in the general vicinity of their goal scoring machine, 0-1.
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Red Toads 🏆🛡️🇪🇺🏆 @fwtoads.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Was sort of ok with Guehi’s move as I could choose not to watch him playing for City but now he’s stood there in front of me, in the flesh, in someone else’s kit. That’s done me. Grown arse man getting sentimental about a former player. No wonder Carla is spending less and less time with me. 😂
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Red Toads 🏆🛡️🇪🇺🏆 @fwtoads.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
The rail seating in the away end looks nice from a distance.
Rail seating at Selhurst Park. Completely different thing to rail seating at Selhurst Depot.
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Red Toads 🏆🛡️🇪🇺🏆 @fwtoads.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Half the tills not working in the Glaziers so no hot food can be sold. Classic Palace. 😂
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