Luke @luke.social.sdfeu.org.ap.brid.gy · 7h@neonbubble can I ask where that was as I’ve never seen a pub off-licence window? 100 1
Luke @luke.social.sdfeu.org.ap.brid.gy · 7hWell that was a great day. Watched BHAFC smash CPFC 5-0 then got home to an email from cat rescue centre saying to come visit the cat we’re interested in during this week. Life is good! 040 4
Luke @luke.social.sdfeu.org.ap.brid.gy · 17/10/2026@alicemcalicepants not the cheap pub chain either?? 100 1
Luke @luke.social.sdfeu.org.ap.brid.gy · 17/10/2026This is our cat Freds (yes plural, he was already called that at the rescue centre. No idea why). We popped into the rescue cattery today to enquire about getting another cat to come live with him. Fingers crossed we’ll see one soon. 000 0
Luke @luke.social.sdfeu.org.ap.brid.gy · 17/10/2026@losttourist I put on a few KGs just reading that description 000 0
Luke @luke.social.sdfeu.org.ap.brid.gy · 17/10/2026We’re taking my mother in law to a garden centre for coffee today. Why do the old folk love a garden centre cafe so much? When does this start? I’m mid50s and yet to feel the garden centre lure. 000 0
Luke @luke.social.sdfeu.org.ap.brid.gy · 15/10/2026Football for me tonight; off to watch Brighton in their first Europa Conference match of this campaign. 000 0
Luke @luke.social.sdfeu.org.ap.brid.gy · 13/10/2026@alicemcalicepants I always default to the Poundland logo 100 1
Reposted by LukeDaniel Lakeland @dlakelan.mastodon.sdf.org.ap.brid.gy · 13/10/2026My younger kid has realized that school is at least in part, a prison where kids are kept so parents can be farmed by capitalists, and that the grading, testing, major, and degree system serves to normalize and perpetuate hierarchies of importance among people. Also that many people have no […]mastodon.sdf.orgOriginal post on mastodon.sdf.org 12258 58
Luke @luke.social.sdfeu.org.ap.brid.gy · 12/10/2026#Wordle Wordle 1,941 2/6 ⬛🟨⬛🟩⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 More luck than skill but I’ll take it 121 2
Luke @luke.social.sdfeu.org.ap.brid.gy · 10/10/2026Had a lovely time watching a show at Ronnie Scott’s Jazz Club on Soho today. Been a while since I was out in the evening in London’s West End. Goodness I miss it 000 0
Luke @luke.social.sdfeu.org.ap.brid.gy · 09/10/2026We’re off out to see friends for dinner. I’ve got to remember to not drink too much! 010 1
Luke @luke.social.sdfeu.org.ap.brid.gy · 09/10/2026Seems autumn has sneaked up on us all of a sudden but there’s still a lot of green leaves on trees local to me. 000 0
Luke @luke.social.sdfeu.org.ap.brid.gy · 08/10/2026It’ll finally be #CelebrityTraitors tonight. The cliffhanger they left us with last week was awful! 000 0
Luke @luke.social.sdfeu.org.ap.brid.gy · 08/10/2026Had my flu jab today. The pharmacist that did it was very gentle so I hardly even noticed the needle. 000 0
Luke @luke.social.sdfeu.org.ap.brid.gy · 07/10/2026This is a great #GrandDesigns - they’re already over budget and haven’t even started building anything 18 months into the project. 010 1
Luke @luke.social.sdfeu.org.ap.brid.gy · 06/10/2026Halftime in the England Czechia match and I’ve just seen Ian Wright seems to be doing an impression of Frank Spencer (ask your grandparents kids). 020 2
Luke @luke.social.sdfeu.org.ap.brid.gy · 05/10/2026What a start to the day! Woke up and left for work in autopilot mode. Only for my wife to call when I’m halfway to the office to remind me I’ve got the day off so I can travel up to Essex to see my dad in hospital! 🤦 Thank goodness she remembered. 000 0
Luke @luke.social.sdfeu.org.ap.brid.gy · 02/10/2026Bit peeved off as I went to my blood donation appointment today but got rejected as have a sore knee. Utterly bonkers. Been happy to donate for years but they do make it so hard. 000 0
Luke @luke.social.sdfeu.org.ap.brid.gy · 01/10/2026Started #reading Richard Osman’s The Man Who Died Twice. It’s the literary equivalent of baked beans on toast with cheddar grated on top. Not sophisticated or complicated but easy, cosy, and enjoyable. #book 011 1
Reposted by Lukeinpc @inpc.go.mxtthxw.art.ap.brid.gy · 30/09/2026Wtf the fuck happened to Ant and Dec 102 2
Luke @luke.social.sdfeu.org.ap.brid.gy · 30/09/2026Finished this yesterday. What a great #book Really evocatively written. 010 1
Luke @luke.social.sdfeu.org.ap.brid.gy · 30/09/2026Had a bizarre dream that I’d worked as a stunt double for Ann Widdecombe so I was a suspect for her murder. Woke up before the case got to court so no idea what happened. 001 1
Luke @luke.social.sdfeu.org.ap.brid.gy · 29/09/2026@eri I often describe my hearing aids as being the equivalent of reading glasses for my ears. 020 2
Reposted by Lukeeri :neofox_flag_nb: :fox_floofing: @eri.mk.moth.zone.ap.brid.gy · 28/09/2026i think it's kind of interesting how people who can only hear with a hearing aid are still seen as disabled, while people who can only see with glasses generally aren't seen as disabled 201 2
Luke @luke.social.sdfeu.org.ap.brid.gy · 31/10/2025#Halloween decorations using a projector and a looped video. 020 2
Reposted by LukeBen Curthoys @bencurthoys.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 22/10/2025This job advert is absolutely mindbogglingly batshit crazy from the first line all the way down to the salary. jobs.tutors.international/advert/612jobs.tutors.internationalLondon, EnglandA family based in north London seeks an extraordinary and experienced Tutor to support their youngest child on his first steps to becoming an English gentleman. The Tutor must be an Early Years specialist, committed to fostering a quintessentially English, culturally enriching learning environment that promotes early academic development. 7022 22
Reposted by LukeScott Francis @darkuncle.infosec.exchange.ap.brid.gy · 06/10/2025my wife found this online somewhere recently, and I don't think I've agreed this hard with anything in a long time 51488 88
Luke @luke.social.sdfeu.org.ap.brid.gy · 03/10/2025Michaelmas daisies are probably my favourite wild flower. A last burst of unusual colour before autumn sets in properly. It was St Michael’s day on Monday so they’re currently in full bloom. 000 0
Luke @luke.social.sdfeu.org.ap.brid.gy · 03/10/2025@kat yeah I know that feeling! Hope you keep it up 👍 000 0
Luke @luke.social.sdfeu.org.ap.brid.gy · 03/10/2025@kat oh thanks for thinking of me. I’m fine and just not on social media a lot at the moment. Trying to engage with life not through a screen. Hope you’re well 🫶🫶 100 1
Luke @luke.social.sdfeu.org.ap.brid.gy · 06/09/2025Put the dried fruit for my Christmas Cake to steep in rum this week. Needs 3 months to make it just right. #Baking #Cake 001 1
Luke @luke.social.sdfeu.org.ap.brid.gy · 04/09/2025Was driving yesterday and saw a coach absolutely covered in St George's cross/England flags. Thought the gammon flagshaggers had taken it to an extreme but then realised it was the England Women's Rugby team coach. D'oh. 000 0
Luke @luke.social.sdfeu.org.ap.brid.gy · 18/08/2025@neonbubble blimey! Where I am I could do a day trip with an early start but have enough time for a leisurely lunch then come back. But a car with 4 adults in is £12 cheaper than 2 foot passengers which seems bonkers to me. 000 0
Luke @luke.social.sdfeu.org.ap.brid.gy · 18/08/2025@neonbubble I’m about 10 miles from a ferry route to France. Last time I looked it was cheaper for a car with 4 adults than 2 foot passengers. 100 1
Luke @luke.social.sdfeu.org.ap.brid.gy · 30/06/2025It’s due to get up to 24c here and I’ve got a sauna session I booked ages ago to go. Just what I want to help escape the heat 😩 000 0
Luke @luke.social.sdfeu.org.ap.brid.gy · 30/06/2025Loved the BBC footage of The Prodigy last night and especially when the camera panned across the crowd at the end and settled on this chap. Who was obviously absolutely off his nut 💊🕺🤣 020 2
Luke @luke.social.sdfeu.org.ap.brid.gy · 30/06/2025#Wordle 1,472 4/6 ⬛⬛🟩⬛⬛ ⬛⬛🟩⬛⬛ ⬛⬛🟩⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 Sharing as it’s a pleasing shape 001 1
Luke @luke.social.sdfeu.org.ap.brid.gy · 29/06/2025#Glastonbury #TheProdigy have only been on stage for 10 minutes and have absolutely smashed it already. Made me wished I was there and on fuck loads of drugs. 120 2
Reposted by LukeWilliamNB 🇿🇦🇬🇧🏳️⚧️ @williamnb.social.vivaldi.net.ap.brid.gy · 23/06/2025Look, it's simple. We all want to be safe. We all want to not be hungry. We all want to be warm. We all want to be comfortable. It's just that some of us also want this for others, and not just ourselves. 0323 23
Luke @luke.social.sdfeu.org.ap.brid.gy · 23/06/2025@MikeFromLFE no need to apologise; sometimes it’s like that. Hope you have good weather for your allotment picnic 000 0
Luke @luke.social.sdfeu.org.ap.brid.gy · 22/06/2025@VeroniqueB99 heard someone like that say “you sound vaccinated” 🤦♀️ 100 1
Luke @luke.social.sdfeu.org.ap.brid.gy · 22/06/2025Just seen some #parkour in the wild #Brighton 001 1