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Luke

@luke.social.sdfeu.org.ap.brid.gy
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I’m tall, very tall. Married and father to 2. Enjoy reading, making bread, having a dance, swimming, cycling (that makes me sound sporting but I’m not). #BHAFC […] [bridged from social.sdfeu.org/@luke on the fediverse by fed.brid.gy ]

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Luke @luke.social.sdfeu.org.ap.brid.gy · 5h
We went to the rescue centre to meet this cat yesterday and they've just confirmed we can take her home next week. Very excited! We've already got 1 cat that is very friendly and we're trying to find another cat to join him. However so many rescue cat […] [Original post on social.sdfeu.org]
Photo of a black and white female cat that is sitting up in a cat pen.
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Luke @luke.social.sdfeu.org.ap.brid.gy · 20h
WTF is Temu trying to sell me? I’m too scared to click through.
Screenshot of a Temu advert. It consists of 3 panes: 1 contains a red object that looks like a chastity belt or something to help women pee standing up. The next pane has a woman in a tight latex dress, the third pane has 3 truncheons but they could also be some sort of sex toy.
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Luke @luke.social.sdfeu.org.ap.brid.gy · 17/10/2026
This is our cat Freds (yes plural, he was already called that at the rescue centre. No idea why). We popped into the rescue cattery today to enquire about getting another cat to come live with him. Fingers crossed we’ll see one soon.
Photo of a cute ginger and white male cat, who has his front paws resting on a closed laptop.
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Luke @luke.social.sdfeu.org.ap.brid.gy · 17/10/2026
Cheese flavour Penguins? WTF?
Photo of 2x boxes of Penguin branded savoury cheese crackers. They’re usually known for chocolate covered biscuits so a savoury offering from them seems odd.
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Luke @luke.social.sdfeu.org.ap.brid.gy · 13/10/2026
@alicemcalicepants I always default to the Poundland logo
Photo of the exterior of a Poundland shop.  There is a sign that sounds "Poundland" and above 3 sets of doors it says "Amazing Value Everyday"
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Luke @luke.social.sdfeu.org.ap.brid.gy · 10/10/2026
Had a lovely time watching a show at Ronnie Scott’s Jazz Club on Soho today. Been a while since I was out in the evening in London’s West End. Goodness I miss it
Photo of the interior of the jazz clubs. Lots of small tables & chairs clustered around the stage.
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Luke @luke.social.sdfeu.org.ap.brid.gy · 01/10/2026
Started #reading Richard Osman’s The Man Who Died Twice. It’s the literary equivalent of baked beans on toast with cheddar grated on top. Not sophisticated or complicated but easy, cosy, and enjoyable. #book
Photo of a paperback edition of Richard Osman’s The Man Who Died Twice. It’s resting on a patterned cushion.
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Luke @luke.social.sdfeu.org.ap.brid.gy · 30/09/2026
Finished this yesterday. What a great #book Really evocatively written.
Photo of a hardback copy of John of John by DOUGLAS STUART.
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Luke @luke.social.sdfeu.org.ap.brid.gy · 31/10/2025
#Halloween decorations using a projector and a looped video.
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Luke @luke.social.sdfeu.org.ap.brid.gy · 03/10/2025
Michaelmas daisies are probably my favourite wild flower. A last burst of unusual colour before autumn sets in properly. It was St Michael’s day on Monday so they’re currently in full bloom.
Photo of Lots of Michaelmas daises all close together. They’re small flowers with purple petals and a yellow pistil (centre).
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Luke @luke.social.sdfeu.org.ap.brid.gy · 18/08/2025
Photo of bad graffiti on a white wall. It’s a head with long green hair and moustache and is painted terribly
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Luke @luke.social.sdfeu.org.ap.brid.gy · 30/06/2025
Loved the BBC footage of The Prodigy last night and especially when the camera panned across the crowd at the end and settled on this chap. Who was obviously absolutely off his nut 💊🕺🤣
Picture of a Glastonbury festival goer in the crowd lit by greenish light. He’s sweaty, wide eyed, and absolutely fucked on pills.
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Luke @luke.social.sdfeu.org.ap.brid.gy · 22/06/2025
Just seen some #parkour in the wild #Brighton
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Luke @luke.social.sdfeu.org.ap.brid.gy · 18/06/2025
Just been to the cinema to see The Ballad of Wallis Island. Loads to laugh out loud at and also had a little cry. Great film, thoroughly recommend it.
Poster advertising the film The Ballad of Wallis Island. There’s 2 men and a woman on the poster with text.
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Luke @luke.social.sdfeu.org.ap.brid.gy · 18/06/2025
Lucky me! Out of the blue TikTok HR dept have just offered me a job. £800 a day though!
Screenshot of an Unsolicited spam text message claiming to be from TikTok offering me a job earning £800 a day.
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Luke @luke.social.sdfeu.org.ap.brid.gy · 17/06/2025
Started reading My Friends by Hisham Matar #Bookstodon yet another Booker2024 longlist book. Only 2 more after this and will have finally read them all. Only about 20 pages in so bit early to make any judgement
Cover of the book MY FRIENDS by HISHAM MATAR. The graphic is a silhouette of a head and inside is map.
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Luke @luke.social.sdfeu.org.ap.brid.gy · 16/06/2025
Happy Sussex Day to those that celebrate #Sussex we wont be druv!
Sussex flag. It’s dark blue with 6 yellow martlets on it
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Luke @luke.social.sdfeu.org.ap.brid.gy · 15/06/2025
Usually the cock points upwards so interesting to see some variation with this one #CockAndBallsGraffiti anatomically this be being viewed from behind as the balls are in front?
Photo of a wall with a crudely sprayed penis and balls on it
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Luke @luke.social.sdfeu.org.ap.brid.gy · 13/06/2025
I may be a southerner but I’m northern at heart
Photo of my massive hand holding a very small individual serving bottle of Henderson’s Relish
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Luke @luke.social.sdfeu.org.ap.brid.gy · 13/06/2025
Not sure I can remember the last time I saw flyposters for a book. #Bookstodon
Derelict looking shop front. On one of the windows are 2x posters saying “Gunk by Saba Sams” with a photo of a fried egg.  There’s a small cute dog just coming into the photo
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Luke @luke.social.sdfeu.org.ap.brid.gy · 10/06/2025
Stayed up far too late last night as I was engrossed in Long Island Compromise and wanted to finish it. Great book, thoroughly recommended. Bonkers, funny and insightful all at once. #bookstodon #AmReading app.thestorygraph.com/books/5c3350e…
Cover of the book Long Island Compromise by Taffy Brodesser-Akner.  It is mainly colourful text with a graphic of a building on fire in bottom right of the cover.
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Luke @luke.social.sdfeu.org.ap.brid.gy · 04/06/2025
Well, how can you? #CrapGraffiti
Black marker pen on a tiled wall. It says “how can you call yourself a clown and not know who Bozo is?”
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Luke @luke.social.sdfeu.org.ap.brid.gy · 03/06/2025
Bizarrely someone is going around #Hove writing UNESCO in chalk. #CrapGraffiti
Photo of a green cable box with UNESCO written in block capitals with white chalk.
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Luke @luke.social.sdfeu.org.ap.brid.gy · 03/06/2025
Peck Man. Sadly in Brighton not Peckham. #CrapGraffiti
Graffiti done in black marker pen on a grey wall. There’s a very stylised cartoon like bird drawn and the words Peck Man next to it.
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Luke @luke.social.sdfeu.org.ap.brid.gy · 02/06/2025
#CrapGraffiti #Brighton Surely a flame doesn’t need a spark because it’s already alight?
Dark pink spray paint on a garage door that says “a flame waiting for a spark”
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Luke @luke.social.sdfeu.org.ap.brid.gy · 01/06/2025
Sussex vs Gloucestershire T20 #Cricket. Decent innings for Sussex so far
Photo of a cricket ground n the sunshine
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Luke @luke.social.sdfeu.org.ap.brid.gy · 18/05/2025
Council have put these signs up all along my road. Thing is 22nd is the Thursday so no one knows which day they mean. Shambles.
Photo of a yellow sign that says no parking allowed on Friday 22nd May due to road marking work being carried out.
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Luke @luke.social.sdfeu.org.ap.brid.gy · 16/05/2025
Well this is a great start to the morning. Quick swim before breakfast
Photo of my legs and feet Ina pebble beach. The sky is blue and the sea is calm
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Luke @luke.social.sdfeu.org.ap.brid.gy · 15/05/2025
That was a great start to the morning
Strava graphic showing the route we rowed out to sea and that we rowed just over 5km in 48 minutes
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Luke @luke.social.sdfeu.org.ap.brid.gy · 14/05/2025
#CurrentlyReading #book am about halfway through this and am loving it. Bonkers book.
Cover of the book “Long Island compr omise” by TAFFY BRODESSER- AKNER
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Luke @luke.social.sdfeu.org.ap.brid.gy · 14/05/2025
The #Coop #Hack supply chain problems has really hit the Coop near my work hard! Loads of empty shelves for fresh and chilled items.
Photo of chilled cabinets in a coop shop and the shelves are empty.
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Luke @luke.social.sdfeu.org.ap.brid.gy · 13/05/2025
No idea if these were fly posted or paid advertising but I like them
Colourful poster that says “life is different these days” with a graphic of an overly cute cat covered in flowers. Colourful poster that says “it can’t be terrible forever” on top of what looks like a cute kid’s painting of a muddy pig in a field. Long shot of the previous posters pasted up and repeated on a wall.
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Luke @luke.social.sdfeu.org.ap.brid.gy · 12/05/2025
If only there was a way of knowing where the physiotherapy department was
Photo of an internal doorway in a hospital. Above the door there’s a sign saying “physiotherapy reception”. Immediately to the right of the doorway there’s a sign pointing g to it saying “physiotherapy”. To the left of the door there are 2 separate signs saying “physiotherapy” with arrows pointing to the door.
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Luke @luke.social.sdfeu.org.ap.brid.gy · 12/05/2025
What have they got against delicious northern ginger cake??
Photo of a forecourt and on the floor is painted “no parkin”
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Luke @luke.social.sdfeu.org.ap.brid.gy · 10/05/2025
Mrs Luke was on the way back from a business trip yesterday and ended up helping an elderly Swedish farmer called Bo navigate Gatwick train station ticket office and find his platform. He was on his way to this: events.humanitix.com/gsic2025-uk a UFO conference being held in Eastbourne! Wow
Screenshot of the events.humanitix.com webpage: “Event description GSIC2025, the greatest Disclosure conference on Earth, is coming to ENGLAND! A two-day live event held in a beautiful theatre venue in Eastbourne - UK. Tickets Now Available! **ALL THE CONFERENCE DETAILS HERE** WE SHARE THE UNCENSORED TRUTH OF YOUR PLANET, SOLAR SYSTEMS AND SECRETS OF THE MILITARY SPACE PROGRAMS. Our attendees seek truth in these changing times of the Earth's ascension. Our speakers are Galactic contactees, abductees, super soldiers, authors and experts in their field. They are here to prove their evidence to you over a two-day mind-blowing in- person event, to include a Sky Watch evening. Contact was made via an incredible space fleet during our GSIC2024 conference, and we know 2025 will be another connection beyond! We are excited to have you there.”
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Luke @luke.social.sdfeu.org.ap.brid.gy · 07/05/2025
Not just 1 card @postcardswap but this from Mona too (with great stamps)
Photo of a postcard showing a forest scene with HUGE trees and the text “Coast Redwoods” Photo of some great USA stamps with hummingbirds on
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Luke @luke.social.sdfeu.org.ap.brid.gy · 07/05/2025
Haven’t had any post for ages but finally got a @postcardswap delivery! Thanks @taffypeppers
Photo of a postcard form Salt Lake City Utah
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Luke @luke.social.sdfeu.org.ap.brid.gy · 07/05/2025
A friend spotted this: a digital advertisement for Barclays Bank with loads of dating site pop-up adverts on it. (Love the juxtaposition of her smile and “my husband is dead”).
Digital advertising for Barclays Bank on a display at the side of a bus stop.  There are loads of pop up windows for dating websites obscuring the advert. Among the adverts are “meet Christian singles in your area” and one featuring a smiling lady with the text  “my husband is dead, I don’t want to marry, I just want sex”
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Luke @luke.social.sdfeu.org.ap.brid.gy · 03/05/2025
Spot the typo
Repair shop sign that says “FLAT SCREEN SPECIALIST • TV • LCD • PLASMA • GAMES CONSOLOES • DVD • HI-FI • VIDEO • DISCO EQUIPMENT”
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Luke @luke.social.sdfeu.org.ap.brid.gy · 03/05/2025
#CrapGraffiti #hove when does really dislike become hate? Seemingly that line hasn’t been crossed.
White paint on a concrete wall that says “I really dislike paella”.
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Luke @luke.social.sdfeu.org.ap.brid.gy · 03/05/2025
The subconscious art of graffiti removal
Concrete wall with various rectangles of lighter and dark coloured paint where graffiti has been painted over. It’s quite pleasing pattern but unintentional
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Luke @luke.social.sdfeu.org.ap.brid.gy · 03/05/2025
The subconscious art of graffiti removal
A concrete wall that’s had various graffiti painted over so now has various shapes of grey paint over it. It looks vaguely like modern art
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Luke @luke.social.sdfeu.org.ap.brid.gy · 03/05/2025
#CrapGraffiti #Hove #Weed
White spray paint on a concrete wall that says “❤️ weed”
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Luke @luke.social.sdfeu.org.ap.brid.gy · 03/05/2025
#CrapGraffiti #brighton #Cricket
White wall with black pen ink graffiti that says “I don’t like cricket. I love it”
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Luke @luke.social.sdfeu.org.ap.brid.gy · 02/05/2025
Right leg
Photo of tattoo on my leg that looks like a doodle Photo of tattoo on my leg that looks like a doodle
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Luke @luke.social.sdfeu.org.ap.brid.gy · 02/05/2025
Left leg #tattoo
Photo of tattoo on my leg that looks like a doodle Photo of tattoo on my leg that looks like a doodle Photo of tattoo on my leg that looks like a doodle Photo of tattoo on my leg that looks like a doodle
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Luke @luke.social.sdfeu.org.ap.brid.gy · 02/05/2025
Here’s my #Tattoos which prompted the conversation
Photo of my legs with tattoos
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Luke @luke.social.sdfeu.org.ap.brid.gy · 24/04/2025
Yesterday I went to a “pleasure” ground. Heard of leisure grounds before but never a pleasure ground. What a curious name.
Photo of a sign that says “welcome to Victoria Pleasure Ground, home of sport in Uckfield”
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Luke @luke.social.sdfeu.org.ap.brid.gy · 23/04/2025
Seemingly this is the spot
Photo of some grass with a large white X painted on it.
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Luke @luke.social.sdfeu.org.ap.brid.gy · 22/04/2025
Respect to my neighbour. Shoplifted the wine and still recycling the bottle. 👍
Empty wine bottle in a recycling bin with anti-theft security tag attached still
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