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Coming Up Milhouse

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⚡️My Feet Are Soaked But My Cuffs Are Bone Dry⚡️ 👻 unread poet 🍑 fat bitch ☠️ chaotic good? 🪩

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Ant @agramuglia.bsky.social · 1h
So Danny Trejo was manipulated and tricked into being in Ben Shapiro's newest film. Holy shit.
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Coming Up Milhouse @lucybmayhem.bsky.social · 15h
Make a band meaty Balonely Island
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toilet bones @toiletbones.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Found the email I sent when I got accidentally added to the faculty listserv of an orthopedic surgery clinic and nobody would remove me so I sent this email to all faculty/staff/med students and they removed me almost immediately
Hello Bone Colleagues, 
I have invented a new type of ankle and I'm very excited to show it to you. Early raccoon trials suggest a 60% increase in scurrying speed and dramatic increases in fine motor banditry. I know we are not supposed to create super raccoons, but I think you'll change your mind and professional ethics when you see how cute they are. I believe we are on the cusp of a new era in advanced human scurrying because if medical science has taught me anything, it's that improvements in raccoons correspond 1:1 to improvements in humans. 

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[My name]
Chief Bone Inventor
Chair, Department of Foot and Leg Innovation
Lord Mayor, Musculoskeletal Medicine 
Hartford HealthCare,
The Bone & Joint Institute at Hartford Hospital.
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Bookshop.org @bookshop.org · 06/10/2026
Anti-Prime Day starts…NOW! 🥳 Today through midnight on 10/7, enjoy free shipping site-wide, all while supporting local, independent bookstores.
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Coming Up Milhouse @lucybmayhem.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Graham Chapman (tall blonde British man in a suit) with the caption, “We’ve been mentioned on telly”
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BurlyBurly (KO-FI OPEN) @burlyburly.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Have you ever wanted to read a comic thats basically distilled 2000s Midwestern US? Wanted to feel the colder climate in comic book form? Painfully accurate teenagers? Its this. Its 100% this right here! Please read and support this is love it with all my midwest heart
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Coming Up Milhouse @lucybmayhem.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Coming upstairs from doing laundry last night and got this STAB in my knee, and it has persisted terribly, all night. It’s painful even to shift in bed the wrong way. I’ve got a disabled kid to take care of. I have a house to run, a job to do, and my BFF is coming next week for our yearly visit.
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Richard Kadrey @richardkadrey.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Econ 101
Person one: Taught my kids how socialism works. Let them trick or treat while I stayed home. Then took all their candy. Socialism 101.

Person two : The socialism part is where the community came together and fed your kids for free. The capitalism part is where you made them do all the work and stole from them.
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Múmer @mumermao.eurosky.social · 04/10/2026
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Indie Book Spotlight @bookspotlight.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
And there it is. 🔥
Comment on Reddit: AI is here so the wealthy can feel talented, while making it impossible for the talented to become wealthy.
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Coming Up Milhouse @lucybmayhem.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
We finally saw Emo Philips! He was so funny, even when I killed the mood (you really can’t take me anywhere), said I was a good mom, and corrected my grammar. I guess all’s good that ends good!
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gormless tomfool bea 💗💜💙 @beesmygod.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
i wrote a little bit about why i really like the webcomic "rigsby, wi" and why you should check it out and donate to the kickstarter: www.tumblr.com/beesmygod/82... www.kickstarter.com/projects/iro...
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Rigsby WI - Volume 3: Flux by SE Case
Volume 3 of SE Case's Eisner-nominated webcomic is up for grabs! Welcome back to Rigsby, Wisconsin!
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Coming Up Milhouse @lucybmayhem.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Had to do a quick pharmacy run and my shuffle came up with: Stay - Bowie Life During Wartime - Talking Heads Aladdin Sane - Bowie Gotta Get Up - Harry Nilsson The weather has broken and I had the windows down. It was fuckin beautiful
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Discontinued FoOoOods! 👻🎃 @discontinuedfoods.bsky.social · 23/03/2026
McDonald's Tripple Ripple (1971-1974): A blend of real, premium, chocolate, vanilla, and strawberry ice creams, packed into a sugar cone--"the ice cream goes all the way to the bottom!", per a press release--that came frozen and pre-packed. But the story (and lawsuit) behind it is a wild ride! A 🧵
A pink, white, and brown swirl of ice cream in a sugar cone next to the McDonald's logo and the words "Tripple Ripple Ice Cream Cone"
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Pacific Antifascist Research Collective @pacantifa.is · 21/09/2026
Meet ICE agent Steve Rivas, of Chicago, IL. Rivas is one of the agents who brutalized the U.S. citizen in Evanston yesterday. Rivas has been involved in multiple questionable use of force incidents in Illinois and Minnesota. Rivas and his wife have been active in the local Chicago swingers scene.
An ICE officer with salt-and-pepper hair and goatee wearing a "Fugitive Operations" patch.Plain clothed federal agents including Steve Rivas (black beanie with glasses) tackle and arrest a man after a short foot chase in the lobby of the Hennepin County Government Center in Minneapolis, on Tuesday, Feb. 10, 2026. (Anthony Souffle/Star Tribune via AP)MINNEAPOLIS, MINNESOTA - JANUARY 13: A federal agent [Steve Rivas] exits his car on January 13, 2026 in Minneapolis, Minnesota. The Trump administration has deployed over 2,400 Department of Homeland Security agents to the state of Minnesota in a push to apprehend undocumented immigrants. (Photo by Stephen Maturen/Getty Images)AdultHub page

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Coming Up Milhouse @lucybmayhem.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
1. I woke up with song from the muppet Christmas Carol in my head, which is NOT FAIR 2. Why is Emo Philips never on Bob’s Burgers? 3. That’s all. It just feels like there should be three things
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Shefali Luthra @shefali.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Big news: The family of Tierra Walker, who died after she couldn't get an abortion, is suing a slate of Texas actors in state court, including AG Ken Paxton. They say the state ban is unconstitutional. This is the first suit of its kind. 19thnews.org/2026/09/texa...
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Tierra Walker died after she couldn’t get an abortion. Her family is suing Ken Paxton
The case, filed Tuesday, argues that Texas’ near-total abortion ban violates the state and U.S. Constitutions, which “prohibit state actors from killing their citizens.”
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Fun @funkelly.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
DO NOT USE VOTESAFE DOT ORG It is NOT a government website. This guy is using it to steal your data for surveillance.
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Hidden dangers exposed in 'slick' new MAGA voting site dubbed a 'surveillance machine'
Elon Musk’s new voter registration push comes with a major catch: its website collects a staggering amount of information about users.Votesafe.org records names, home addresses, phone numbers, birth d...
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It's Going Down @igd.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Over 100 people rallied in solidarity with Minneapolis Spider-Man who plead 'not guilty' to assault charges. His attorney stated that he acted in self-defense against a violent group of neo-Nazis. “Black, white, Mexican, whatever you are, we are in this together,” said William Nicholas Love.
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Coming Up Milhouse @lucybmayhem.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Lost my snap this morning over a temporary income fluctuation of less than $50. Obviously I will reapply, but the amount of time and effort, and the fact that what I’m trying to get still ends up being less than one grocery trip for our family…I’m really disheartened today.
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The Ⓐtomic Ⓔlbow @garbageskeleton.skin · 07/09/2026
I thought i had already backed this but oops, I had not. Now I have, and you should, too. www.kickstarter.com/projects/car...
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Good Lord! He Done... Up and Quit!? a CARTOONSHOW collection
take this job & shove it! a lean full color swan song career finale comics cache (maybe?) in 48 pages from America's #1 cartoon dad.
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Adam Ellis @adamtots.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
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Freck @frecklesfrack.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Still me trying. They canceled my interview bc of unreliable transportation Short 100 for rental, owe for having to get little things. Every bit of money from next paycheck has to go towards a car. Didn't expect a car accident.
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Brian Box Brown @boxbrown.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
best comic do not miss out. dont be a silly willy
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Freck @frecklesfrack.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
100 short on enough to have the rental car for all the days needed Please please help. I have an interview I need to make it to. Trying to have my own life. Cshap freckledsun Vmo frecklesfrack Paypal.me/freckledfrack
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Pay Carly Revis using PayPal.Me
Go to paypal.me/freckledfrack and type in the amount. Since it’s PayPal, it's easy and secure. Don’t have a PayPal account? No worries.
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Outbursts Of Everett True @everetttrue.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
The Daily Graphic Pine Bluff, Arkansas July 18,1919
P1- EVERETT MEETS A FACTORY OWNER AT HIS OFFICE 
EVERETT: IS IT TRUE THAT YOU REFUSE TO ARBITRATE WITH YOUR MEN WHO ARE ON STRIKE
FACTORY OWNER:YES, SIR!!!
P2- EVERETT HAS LEFT THE FACTORY OWNER’S OFFICE, THE FACTORY OWNER IS NOW SPORTING A FRESH BLACK EYE

FIVE MINUTES FOR HEAD TO CLEAR 

FACTORY OWNER: HEY, GEORGE -
NOTIFY THE STRIKE COMMITTEE THAT I'M WILLING TO TALK IT OVER
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Rev. Dr. Derek M Ballard PhD @derekmballard.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Hi! I’m cartoonist Derek M Ballard. I draw real zany cartoons about me & my three kids. It’s like a modern day Family Circus lol. How do I do it? idk it’s a mystery to me! Plz consider backing my kickstarter to keep the laughs flowing. Thanks 🙏 www.kickstarter.com/projects/car...
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Iykyk @realturkana.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Just a reminder that Apple Maps and Google Maps both changed the name of the Gulf of Mexico, but MapQuest didn’t.
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aytaylor.bsky.social @aytaylor.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Thanks for the reminder to tell them that the name is wrong!
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Patrick Chovanec @prchovanec.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Never forgiving Apple or Google for participating in this bullshit.
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Coming Up Milhouse @lucybmayhem.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
I spent all morning trying to figure out a cartoon/illustration I couldn’t correctly describe to a search engine and then I did the Don Draper thing (think deeply, forget about it), and now I have recalled the show/pic, Teacher’s Pet/Cranium, and the artist, Gary Baseman. I AM SO HAPPY RIGHT NOW
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TarZangief @tarzangief.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
"Neutral in the culture war"
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Rev. Dr. Derek M Ballard PhD @derekmballard.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
the Good Lord! He Done... Up and Quit!? a CARTOONSHOW collection by Derek M Ballard is now live on @kickstarter.com www.kickstarter.com/projects/car... If you like my work consider supporting & take advantage of the early backer discount!
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Good Lord! He Done... Up and Quit!? a CARTOONSHOW collection
take this job & shove it! a lean full color swan song career finale comics cache (maybe?) in 48 pages from America's #1 cartoon dad.
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Nate O @nateo.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
Straightforward fascist ideology running throughout, as illustrated by this passage
It’s not a coincidence that when you look at these violent antifa demonstrations and you see any photograph of those who were assembled – to be blunt, not one of the people that is demonstrating looks like a normal person.  Not one looks normal.  They’re all deformed in some way – in their appearance, in their dress, in their mannerism.  Why is that?  Why?  If you look at two photographs and you see a normal American in the street and you see an Antifa protest, why do the people that are violently demonstrating – why is there not one normal-looking person among them?  Every one of them, through the course of their life and their decisions, has scarred their body and their appearance in many different ways, to the point in which their outer appearance becomes a manifestation of their inner hatred.

Trust your instincts to all people and across all civilizations.  You know what normal is.  You know what beautiful is.  You know what good is.  You know that families are right.  You know that children are precious and beautiful and must be protected.  You know that the criminal and the junkie and the predator is a threat to normal, healthy living.  This so much deeper than issues about taxation and regulation, although they’re incredibly important.  It’s about normal, healthy, ordered living.
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Rev. Dr. Derek M Ballard PhD @derekmballard.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
I hate to post this right now but my son’s been in the hospital He’s home & fine now. Anyways, anything helps. I’ll be posting preorders for the new comic within the week. Thanks 🙏 ko-fi.com/derekmballard
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Buy Derek M Ballard a Coffee
Become a supporter of Derek M Ballard today!
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Coming Up Milhouse @lucybmayhem.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
The 5 Simpsons lines I’ve uttered most off the top of my head 1. Everything’s coming up Milhouse! (obviously) 2. Look how loud I have to yell! 3. Abortions for some, miniature American flags for others! 4. Oh, it’s a donkey! 5. Shut up, that’s why!
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damniel spookradski @self.agency · 23/08/2026
here is the contact form for the venue hosting this nazi rally
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Bill Corbett @billcorbett.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
I just donated to help SPIDER-MAN, who took on nazi scumbags trying to invade Minneapolis again. Arrested by our local cops (boooo) who were diligently defending their racist turd pals. Let’s help good ol’ Webhead with his defense! (PS I can vouch for the GoFundMe creator) gofund.me/6f36a1ac1
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Donate to Support Spider-Man’s Legal Defense, organized by Ash Chudgar
Awesome update: I'm in touch with Spider-Man's family, and we're setting things up so t… Ash Chudgar needs your support for Support Spider-Man’s Legal Defense
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Coming Up Milhouse @lucybmayhem.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Make a band bigger They Definitely Are Giants
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Coming Up Milhouse @lucybmayhem.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
My husband needed a massage and we booked this Cloud 9 place that very explicitly states on the website not to be creepy to your massage therapist, but then the texts and emails he gets from this place are like, flirty? I dunno, the vibe is weird. He said the massage wasn’t very good, either.
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Anna Holmes @annabookwriter.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Hey, guys, when the librarians get pissed about the destruction of books, it’s time to put those listening ears on. Because we are very comfortable with the idea that books are tools that can be retired. What’s happening right now is not that.
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404 Media @404media.co · 17/08/2026
It's possible to scan books without "cutting" them, which literally means ripping off the spine. But why are AI companies doing this? For one, it's cheaper and faster. Also, in a case against Anthropic, a judge ruled it was NOT a copyright violation because the original had been destroyed.
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We Tracked a Shipment of Rare Books. It Ended at an Amazon AI Training Facility
We placed a tracking device in a shipment of rare books to see which AI company was buying it, and found an Amazon facility where Amazon scans and destroys books.
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404 Media @404media.co · 17/08/2026
SCOOP: 404 Media placed a tracking device in a shipment of rare books to see which AI company was buying it. What did we find? It ended up at an Amazon facility where Amazon scans and destroys books. Yes. This is literally the logo outside the Amazon warehouse door. Read now:
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We Tracked a Shipment of Rare Books. It Ended at an Amazon AI Training Facility
We placed a tracking device in a shipment of rare books to see which AI company was buying it, and found an Amazon facility where Amazon scans and destroys books.
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WIRED @wired.com · 08/08/2026
New AI toolbars and prompts are showing up in Google Docs and Gmail. If you don’t want Gemini’s help in writing documents and emails, here’s how to turn that stuff off. www.wired.com/story/how-to...
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How to Disable the AI Features in Gmail and Google Docs
New AI toolbars and prompts are showing up in Google Docs and Gmail. If you don’t want Gemini’s help in writing documents and emails, here’s how to turn that stuff off.
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Evan Greer @evangreer.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
BREAKING: two of the SF gay bars that were using facial recognition ID checks just issued a statement saying they're going to stop after a major article about our artist boycott campaign. Big win!
“We have heard the concerns regarding the use of PatronScan at Badlands and Toad Hall in San Francisco, and we are listening. Effective immediately, we are pausing the use of PatronScan while we review our ID verification and security practices,” said Brian Aranda, director of operations at both bars. “The safety of our guests and staff remains a priority, as do privacy and trust“Our security teams will continue to thoroughly check IDs manually during this time. We appreciate everyone who has shared their concerns and remain committed to providing a safe and welcoming environment for all.”
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Rev. Dr. Derek M Ballard PhD @derekmballard.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
apologies in advance, I’ve gone broke putting the new comic together this month. also it doesn’t help that it takes a zillion dollars to simply feed kids nowadays heh oof, anyways I’ll be posting this a bunch this week. Thanks 🙏
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𝙱𝚊𝚋𝚎 𝚁𝚞𝚝𝚑𝚕𝚎𝚜𝚜 @unfitz.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
Dueling pharmacists choose pestles at dawn
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Coming Up Milhouse @lucybmayhem.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
Dueling florists choose pistils at dawn
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Rabbi Danya Ruttenberg @theradr.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
MOAR TAX FOR MOAR SOCIAL GOODS PLZ
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