Luke Bretscher @luciusvoltaic.bsky.social · 14/09/2026Woody Guthrie: *incisive pro-worker, anti-fascist commentary* Also Woody Guthrie: Oouuwwhh I'm a good ole Cowboy Hobo, I been eaten by Two Hunnerd Rattlesnakes, pow pow chicky chicky whack a doodle dilly 030
Reposted by Luke Bretscher404 Media @404media.co · 17/08/2026SCOOP: 404 Media placed a tracking device in a shipment of rare books to see which AI company was buying it. What did we find? It ended up at an Amazon facility where Amazon scans and destroys books. Yes. This is literally the logo outside the Amazon warehouse door. Read now:404media.coWe Tracked a Shipment of Rare Books. It Ended at an Amazon AI Training FacilityWe placed a tracking device in a shipment of rare books to see which AI company was buying it, and found an Amazon facility where Amazon scans and destroys books. 15162273923
Reposted by Luke BretscherMichael Hobbes @michaelhobbes.bsky.social · 11/08/2026The excesses of the Woke 1 era mostly amount to cringe public statements, harmless vocabulary updates and loss of prestige for public figures. The backlash to Woke 1, on the other hand, is imprisoning dissidents, dismantling public education and eroding democracy. That's what needs reckoning 242893605
Luke Bretscher @luciusvoltaic.bsky.social · 01/08/2026Finally the IRL politicians are starting to catch up to BlueSky 010
Reposted by Luke BretscherBill Grueskin @bgrueskin.bsky.social · 16/07/2026In the realm of questions posed during Senate hearings, this one from Ossoff -- "Isn't it humiliating to be unable to answer this?" -- ranks right up there with "Have you no sense of decency, sir, at long last?" 13563811409
Luke Bretscher @luciusvoltaic.bsky.social · 15/07/2026Refusing to let the robot teacher fuck is a coward's move. Consider: George Lucas didn't give C-3PO a massive brass schlong* and the poor guy ended up neurotic and scared constantly. R2-D2 meanwhile has an electric dick and is the swaggeringest droid alive. *except on that one trading card 110
Luke Bretscher @luciusvoltaic.bsky.social · 15/07/2026Come on bro just one more offensive it will definitely work this time 020
Luke Bretscher @luciusvoltaic.bsky.social · 09/07/2026Minced oaths are objectively so wild. Like wdym certain words are prohibited but you can use similar words as simulacra to get some of the fun without the shame 010
Luke Bretscher @luciusvoltaic.bsky.social · 04/07/2026PRES. BUSH: So do y'all think we should invade Iraq? THE DELPHIC ORACLE: If you make the wrong decision, then in 25 years the people who hate us for our freedom will rule America. 010
Luke Bretscher @luciusvoltaic.bsky.social · 19/05/2026Was just listening to a 2024 ep of BtB (about Peter Thiel IIRC). Hosts joked about dick pills before going to ads, then about trying to get Hims to advertise after the break. The first ad served in the intervening break was for...Hims. A cosmic joke played on @iwriteok.bsky.social 's past self 010
Reposted by Luke BretscherHELL WIZARD @pyramidmaster.bsky.social · 25/04/2026I like doing old timey bdsm. that’s where I burn you with torches and stab you with my sharpened stones tied roughly to crooked branches 061
Reposted by Luke BretscherLori Emerson @loriemerson.net · 25/03/2026OH MY HEART...the Oberlin Luddites Reject "The Year of AI Exploration"! 💚 562686776
Luke Bretscher @luciusvoltaic.bsky.social · 08/03/2026"President controls gas prices" factoid actually just statistical error. Inflations Georg, who starts over 10,000 trade wars every day, is an outlier and should not have been counted 09211
Reposted by Luke BretscherYen-han Chen 陳彥翰 🇹🇼🇺🇸🇺🇦 @chen-yenhan.bsky.social · 28/02/2026This is genuinely one of the best reasoned pieces of writing on US-Taiwan relations by anyone running for Congress I’ve seen in recent years. Even as someone who believes that strategic ambiguity has value in 2026. Everyone, go check out @katmabu.bsky.social! 1048190
Reposted by Luke BretscherMatthew Highton @matthighton.bsky.social · 27/01/2026If Bilbo had Chat GPT 4339491134
Luke Bretscher @luciusvoltaic.bsky.social · 21/01/2026Well this is unsettling but I don't think I can poke any holes in it 000
Luke Bretscher @luciusvoltaic.bsky.social · 21/01/2026I know which of these two guys I would say is doing real art here www.artnews.com/art-news/new...artnews.comAlaska Art Student Arrested for Eating Another Student’s AI-Generated Art in ProtestA University of Alaska student was charged with a misdemeanor for eating another student's AI-generated art in protest. 030
Reposted by Luke BretscherCrimethInc. Ex-Workers' Collective @crimethinc.com · 15/01/2026Demonstrators apparently retrieved from the cars belonging to ICE these "challenge coins" that ICE mercenaries receive when they carry out arrests. This one is decorated with a skull wearing a crown. ICE mercenaries serve king death. They are evil incarnate. 622479828
Reposted by Luke BretscherSE Gyges @segyges.bsky.social · 07/01/2026THUCYDIDES: In my book I described the Sicilian Expedition where you invade a basically random and sort of distant country to try to loot it as a cautionary tale DIPSHITS: At long last, we have done the Sicilian Expedition from the classic of military history Don't Do The Sicilian Expedition 133080
Reposted by Luke Bretschermattie lubchansky @mattielubchansky.com · 03/01/2026if you are talking today about how bad maduro was and were alive, at all, during the run-up to the iraq war you are potentially the dumbest person to ever live 16183333897
Luke Bretscher @luciusvoltaic.bsky.social · 03/01/2026The funny side of this nightmare scenario is that he's dumb enough to just admit that it's all for oil 000
Reposted by Luke BretscherThor Benson @thorbenson.bsky.social · 03/01/2026I'm glad that Congress isn't alive to see this 171374292
Luke Bretscher @luciusvoltaic.bsky.social · 26/12/2025Wenceslas's corollary: Ye who now will airstrike the poor, shall yourselves have an uncomfortable time in the hereafter. 000
Luke Bretscher @luciusvoltaic.bsky.social · 07/12/2025Blinded by the light Quirked up with the sauce, A white boy goated in the night 010
Luke Bretscher @luciusvoltaic.bsky.social · 26/11/2025Me as a kid: Ha ha Bob and Larry Me now: Wait, was "The Yodeling Veterinarian of the Alps" taking a swing at anti-vaxxers? 000
Luke Bretscher @luciusvoltaic.bsky.social · 22/10/2025An omen, an omen, send for the javamancer at once 030
Luke Bretscher @luciusvoltaic.bsky.social · 04/10/2025Why isn't noon at 1:00. Shouldn't the 12th hour of the morning be in the morning 100
Luke Bretscher @luciusvoltaic.bsky.social · 28/09/2025Yeah bro you gotta read this book, it's called uhhhh, The Protocols of the Elder Queers of something or other 050
Reposted by Luke BretscherAntonio @antonio442.bsky.social · 28/09/2025The Liberal Project spans centuries and is larger than any one country! The fight for individual liberties and true social virtue is not lost we have to reclaim our Truth!!!! 1262987
Reposted by Luke BretscherRadley Balko @radleybalko.bsky.social · 22/09/2025Incredible image. Also incredible that the vast majority of white Christians in this country align with the men in camo. 452689665
Reposted by Luke BretscherAbbie Richards @abbierichards.bsky.social · 18/09/2025THE HYPOCRISY IS THE POINT!! 601742778
Reposted by Luke BretscherThe Onion @theonion.com · 11/09/2025Witnesses Assumed Charlie Kirk Shooter Was Just Ordinary Gunman On School Campustheonion.comWitnesses Assumed Charlie Kirk Shooter Was Just Ordinary Gunman On School CampusOREM, UT—As law enforcement officials search for a person of interest in the assassination of 31-year-old Turning Point USA co-founder Charlie Kirk, witnesses on the scene at Utah Valley University ad... 433257805068
Reposted by Luke BretscherWilliam B. Fuckley @opinionhaver.bsky.social · 03/09/2025This sort of ties into another idea I’ve been kicking around, that if I was an actual theorist I’d take a shot at writing up coherently: we have freedom of the id, when we need freedom of the superego. We live in the tyranny of revealed preferences, totally disregarding expressed ones as legitimate. 1127135
Reposted by Luke BretscherBill Amend @billamend.bsky.social · 12/08/2025Tonight’s dumb napkin cartoon… 402323596850
Reposted by Luke BretscherAaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 11/08/2025Bowser: "I think I speak for all Americans -- we don't believe it's legal to use the American military against American citizens on American soil." 952353409915
Reposted by Luke BretscherMark Jacob @markjacob.bsky.social · 08/08/2025🧵🧵🧵 In this thread, I lay out more than a dozen facts about Trump and his child-molester friends Jeffrey Epstein and Ghislaine Maxwell. I challenge you to read the whole thread and then decide what the odds are that Trump did not abuse girls or tolerate his pals Epstein and Maxwell doing so. 12324921225
Reposted by Luke BretscherUniversity of Cambridge @cam.ac.uk · 16/07/2025After 130 years, Cambridge #scholars have decoded a Chaucerian mystery – the frequently referenced Song of Wade was not a monster-filled epic but a chivalric romance. Drs James Wade and @sebfalk.com from @girtoncollege.bsky.social reveal all: www.cam.ac.uk/stories/song... #Latin #Englishcam.ac.ukLost English legend decoded, solving a Chaucerian mystery and revealing a medieval preacher’s memeDecoding a lost English legend, solving a Chaucerian mystery, and revealing a medieval preacher’s meme 15720
