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any time can be naptime if you believe in yourself and time your meds right she/they

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Hey Spirits! @heyspirits.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
CLARA'S FIRST GOAL ✨ CLAUDINHA'S FIRST ASSIST 🔥
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luci ✨ @lucifignewton.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Can we make a Luvega chant out of Mambo number 5? I keep hearing "Lou Bega" lmao
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andré, but scarier @andre-carlisle.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
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luci ✨ @lucifignewton.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
It took me the first 18 minutes of the game to make this
The Where in the world is Carmen San Diego icon, but it's Where in the world is Gift Monday because where actually is she
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luci ✨ @lucifignewton.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I have conquered the state of Ohio, you're welcome everyone
Screenshot from sky cards saying I've collected all 35 ohio airports
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c0nc0rdance @c0nc0rdance.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Omigod, this is the most heartwarming story possible! Backpack (bear 89) is the son of the 2019 winner of Fat Bear Week, Holly (bear 435). In 2007, he injured his foot & a practice of riding on momma's Holly's back had a new meaning: he was mobility-restricted while it healed. So Holly moved him.
From DISCVR blog's Facebook page, a momma bear & a yearling cub on her back in the shallow water.  I think the background has been swapped out, and I can't rule out some AI use there?  God, Facebook has become the social media for AI slop : (

The title of the article, which I link below, is "How Bear 89 earned the name Backpack"
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luci ✨ @lucifignewton.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
My coworker is getting married this month so Honkus is in a wedding dress to celebrate
A seven-inch-tall desk goose wearing a white wedding dress and veil, and holding a bouquet of little flowers
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miss fern (scary) 🏳️‍⚧️🎃 @miss-fern.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
mmmh.. Yummy
deer with a pizza slice in its mouth
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luci ✨ @lucifignewton.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Mystics,, imma need y'all to lock tf in
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luci ✨ @lucifignewton.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
There has to be some crazy workplace drama on that base in Antarctica right
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luci ✨ @lucifignewton.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Happy fat bear week to all who celebrate 🧸🧸
my fat bear week bracket with Bear 131, Marshmallow, being crowned fattest bear of them all
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luci ✨ @lucifignewton.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
I don't expect a prize or anything but I'm just sayin I've been on the hate train for years longer than the rest of yall
A tweet from 2018 where I said "FIONA THE BABY HIPPO SHOULD HAVE WON ED SHEERAN'S GRAMMY DON'T @ ME"
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Emoji Meadow @emojimeadow.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
🌱🌱🌿🌿🌿🌱🌿🌱🌱 🌱🌿🌱🌿🌱🌱🍀🌿🍀 🌱🌱🍀🌱🌱🍀🌱🌿🌿 🌱🌱🌿🌱🍀🌿🍀🌱🌿 🍀🍀🐁🌱🍀🌱🌱🌱🌿 🌿🍀🌿🍀🌱🌱🍀🌱🌱 🍀🍀🍀🌱🌿🍀🌱🌱🌿
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Borzoibot @borzbot.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
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luci ✨ @lucifignewton.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
I'm so glad Lucia is #normalizing the correct spelling of Luci
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luci ✨ @lucifignewton.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Pitch: you've heard of the mini cooper. Why not: the mega cooper
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Our Game Magazine @ourgamemagazine.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Halcam
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luci ✨ @lucifignewton.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Can someone who cares about tennis tell me if they pause tennis coverage to show trin's game
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ACARS Drama @acarsdrama.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Air to Ground Message: TYPICAL. AFTER I SENT MSG IT IS WORKING. ALL OK. THX Area: Stockholm, Sweden Type: Boeing 737-800 A: #abaf86ec714 F: #f01ddd3e3a7
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🍄 @snakeroot.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
☾ '🦇 . . , ` . . ' ` , .🦇 . ` . ,🦇 ` ' bats hunt bugs under a crescent moon
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luci ✨ @lucifignewton.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Teams in Cincinnati and Columbus but not Cleveland would be a hate crime against me personally and specifically
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luci ✨ @lucifignewton.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
James has been in the bathroom for the past ~20 minutes and we're just sending each other reels,, we're like if Love On The Spectrum was about irritable bowel syndrome instead of autism
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Museum of Twitter @museum-of-twitter.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
@imniceandsmart

Good morning everyone. The grief is immense but so is the joy. We are all fragile as fuck. Swag city
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luci ✨ @lucifignewton.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Annoyed that apple released a foldable phone bc now I won't get as much attention for having a foldable phone
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luci ✨ @lucifignewton.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
I went to check in on The Everything App and saw someone say "went vile" instead of "went viral" and honestly I think that's what we should be calling it
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luci ✨ @lucifignewton.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Andi Sullivan has never done anything wrong in her life
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Museum of Twitter @museum-of-twitter.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
@ProBirdRights

I am feel uncomfortable when we are not about me?
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luci ✨ @lucifignewton.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Can't wait for the incredibly poor taste shitlib Death of Stalin/Weekend At Bernie's movie about trying to hide that Mitch McConnell is dead that's definitely going to come out in the next decade
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luci ✨ @lucifignewton.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
A point I think a lot of y'all are missing is that Sophie Cunningham would still be a piece of shit loser even if she were good at basketball
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luci ✨ @lucifignewton.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
It's my birthday, pls send me the goofiest pic of your pet
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actual heathcliff comics @realheathcliffs.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
28 Aug 2026
Heathcliff, wearing scuba gear, plays guitar under the ocean to a humpback whale, who seems to be enjoying the tunes. Two sailors observe from a boat, and one of them says "Humpback jam."
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vick @vickybaker1.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
my kingdom for a fucking goal
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The Onion @theonion.com · 28/08/2026
Sophie Cunningham Claims Any Woman Who Averages More Than 8 Points Per Game Should Not Be Allowed To Play In WNBA theonion.com/sophie-cunningham-clai…
Sophie Cunningham Claims Any Woman Who Averages More Than 8 Points Per Game Should Not Be Allowed To Play In WNBA
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luci ✨ @lucifignewton.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
My partner got Polly a chair
A little tortoiseshell cat in a chair that's her perfect size
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🍄 @snakeroot.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
✦ ∙ ∙ ・ • ∙ ∙ __ 🦭 __ seal basks in the glimmer of the north star
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🍄 @snakeroot.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
・ ∙ • ∙ • .,..,. 🐘 .,. 🐘 ,,..,. elephants sleep under cassiopeia
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luci ✨ @lucifignewton.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Hi, I'm an 80 year old with lead poisoning, and my favorite activity is watching reels on full volume in public
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luci ✨ @lucifignewton.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Polly Attempts To Form A Thought: A Photographic Series
Just the dumbest looking cat ever
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Annie💀 @anniemay.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
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luci ✨ @lucifignewton.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
I thought about going to an MNBA game to throw a dildo on the court and see how the men like it, but then I remembered that would mean I would have to go to an MNBA game and I just respect myself too much for that
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Chef Kennedy🐸🏳️‍🌈 @kennedy.northsky.social · 21/08/2026
Non-binary :)
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luci ✨ @lucifignewton.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
My therapist: Chris Fleming pixie cut can't hurt you Chris Fleming pixie cut:
Chris Fleming with a pixie cut
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🍄 @snakeroot.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
• • • ,..,. 🦬 ..,., bison grazes below orion's belt
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CJ Fogler @cjzero.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Amused that it looks like ESPN tried to censor Trinity
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Tiny Petting Zoo @tinypettingzoo.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
╪═╪═╪═╪═╪═╪═╪═╪            🐇  🐇          🐇          🐇  🐇        🐇 🐇     ╪═╪═╪═╪═╪═╪═╪═╪
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luci ✨ @lucifignewton.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
I love when my weather app sends me a notification that's like !🚨⚠️⚡! We detected lightning in your area !!!!!! Like yeah bro, I heard the thunder right next to my apartment
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actual heathcliff comics @realheathcliffs.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
13 Aug 2026
Heathcliff and several of his fans are laughing together in a big blimp with the word "DANK" printed in huge letters on its side. Heathcliff's girlfriend, Sonja, looks up at the blimp angrily, as a couple watches on. One of them says "She's tired of the dank blimp."
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Alex Goldman @agoldman.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
FIFA? I hardly NIFA!
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luci ✨ @lucifignewton.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Sick and tired of my entire tl being like "well there's no trans people in the WNBA, so this isn't an issue, checkmate transphobes 🤪🤪"
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Hassel 🛝 @hermansfriend.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
here it is! the long awaited buny crunch asmr!
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