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Lucas Sorenson @lucassorenson.bsky.social · 03/02/2026
Proctologist: Go see the great clown, Pagliacci. Patient: Butt doctor...
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Assigned Media @assignedmedia.org · 14/09/2026
@rikiwilchins.bsky.social 2026 Sep ErinReed When asked at a campaign stop by a college student about GAC, MI Senate Candidate El-Sayed replied "The decision ought to be between a patient and their doctor." Every Dem should memorize that simple soundbite.
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"The Decision Ought To Be Between A Patient And Their Doctor," Says Michigan Senate Candidate El-Sayed On Trans Care
Even conservatives “agree that the decision about healthcare ought to be between a person and their provider,” El-Sayed said.
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Tom Coates @tomcoates.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
You could spend this time you’re spending right now telling trans people to vote for people who don’t care about their rights and spend it instead writing a letter or calling your representative. Or going on a trans rights march. Or fucking anything really.
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Crip Dyke @cripdyke.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
If you're an experienced D&D player anywhere in SE Michigan, the YDL is, if I may say, cool-ass. Think about running a game with them. Or at least forward their call to Michiganders you know. Or maybe even that weirdo with the EV who lives in Toledo. Couldn't hurt.
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Lucas Sorenson @lucassorenson.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
Really refreshing for a politician to listen to people, rather than completely ignoring the criticism, or doubling down, telling constituents to get fucked, and outlawing helmets in the whole city.
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Lucas Sorenson @lucassorenson.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
HE WAS A FLIP FLOP SEEEEEAGUUUUULLLL (THE SAND-ALS ARE WHIIIIIITE)
A seagull standing IN a pair of flip flops that somebody left on a picnic table.

My wife won the game of photography. Everybody else can stop taking pictures now.
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Wagatwe Wanjuki @wagatwe.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
a victim's statement is evidence.
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Lucas Sorenson @lucassorenson.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
My wife makes the best key lime pie, and that will be the death of me.
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Lucas Sorenson @lucassorenson.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
Nice, Micah wrote something good so I don't have to do it myself
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Kat Abughazaleh @katmabu.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
FUCK ICE NOW AND FOREVER
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Micah @rincewind.run · 13/04/2026
going to keep repeating “Leo’s Weak on Crime” to myself and giggling for the rest of the week
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Lucas Sorenson @lucassorenson.bsky.social · 09/04/2026
There's something (and I can't quite figure out what it is) about stuffing my mouth full of Cheez-Itz and washing it down with a Fruit Punch juice box that makes me feel like a little kid.
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Lucas Sorenson @lucassorenson.bsky.social · 08/04/2026
I love this thread (the original that Ian started on Discord and this bsky one) Here are a few of the playlists I've made for it:
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Lucas Sorenson @lucassorenson.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
Can confirm, @libro.fm is a great way to not use audible. Also check out the @libbyapp.com, it lets you (in the US) check out ebooks and audiobooks with your local library card.
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Lucas Sorenson @lucassorenson.bsky.social · 03/04/2026
Oh wow I'm really excited about this! The book mentioned in the thread was great.
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Lucas Sorenson @lucassorenson.bsky.social · 30/03/2026
If our community is hurt by a phrase or term that has been externally assigned to us by those seeking to promote bigotry or erase our human rights, we have the right to call this behaviour out. It is up to no one but the members of our community to decide when something is offensive to us or when we choose to reclaim it. Currently, the trans community overwhelmingly consider the term/phrase “Biological Women” and “Biological Male” to be offensive and a slur.
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Lucas Sorenson @lucassorenson.bsky.social · 24/03/2026
Any of the "Opinion Piece vs No It Won't" articles theonion.com/this-war-wil...
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This War Will Destabilize The Entire Mideast Region And Set Off A Global Shockwave Of Anti-Americanism vs. No It Won’t
George W. Bush may think that a war against Iraq is the solution to our problems, but the reality is, it will only serve to create far more.
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Lucas Sorenson @lucassorenson.bsky.social · 21/03/2026
For the past few weeks, I've been listening a ton to an Irish artist, Kojaque, and his album Phantom of the Afters. I've spent my time since then listening to an earlier album of his, Deli Daydreams, and wrote up my thoughts on it this morning. 1/22
Album cover for Kojaque's Deli Daydreams
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Lucas Sorenson @lucassorenson.bsky.social · 22/02/2026
It's 10 o'clock on Sunday morning, and I don't even watch hockey, but I have now woken all my kids up with my groaning at the TV
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Lucas Sorenson @lucassorenson.bsky.social · 21/02/2026
Morgan Freeman's new dinosaur nature documentary is wild "I created the dinosaur 230 million years ago in a fit of rage and hubris. It would take me over 160 million years to correct this monstrous mistake."
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Lucas Sorenson @lucassorenson.bsky.social · 20/02/2026
I'm trying so hard to not literally wake my wife up with "Honey, wake up, SCOTUS just blocked Trump's tariffs."
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Mega Crit - Slay the Spire 2 Out Now! ⚔️ @megacrit.com · 19/02/2026
The Spire awakens once more in Steam Early Access on March 5, 2026! ⚔️ New characters, enemies, environments & more await you in Slay the Spire 2, the sequel to the iconic roguelike deckbuilder. Will you attempt the climb alone... or enlist the aid of your fellow adventurers?
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Sarah J. Jackson @sjjphd.bsky.social · 15/02/2026
Someone has sure already made this observation but the fact they can convert all those empty warehouses into prison camps means they could have converted them into housing, community centers, job training centers or, hell, libraries or schools all along. It’s always a matter of will not resources.
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Lucas Sorenson @lucassorenson.bsky.social · 11/02/2026
@debbiedingell.house.gov at what point will Grok and X do enough harm for you to stop using their platform? Do you not care only because it hasn't happened to you, or the women who work for you, or your grandchildren? When will it be too much?
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Lucas Sorenson @lucassorenson.bsky.social · 10/02/2026
I don't know this for sure, but back in the old days, when you looked up "best foods to shove up your butt": - you were not looking it up on an official .gov website - there is no way your search would yield "a peeled banana" as the top answer Absolute madness.
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Lucas Sorenson @lucassorenson.bsky.social · 10/02/2026
I guess I'm into curling now
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digby @digby56.bsky.social · 07/02/2026
It really pays to remind ourselves frequently that this whole immigration "crisis" is made up out of whole cloth. There was no emergency,danger or problem, only a demagogue stirring up racist grievances for political advantage.
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Lucas Sorenson @lucassorenson.bsky.social · 03/02/2026
I looked up his name and it does not seem to be culturally insensitive for me to say: What the fuck is a Markwayne? That's a weird name, right? Did you all talk about this without me or something?
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Lucas Sorenson @lucassorenson.bsky.social · 26/01/2026
@debbiedingell.house.gov
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Lucas Sorenson @lucassorenson.bsky.social · 24/01/2026
Text exchange:

Left: "I haven't seen how did the strike go?"

Right: "It didn't work"

Right: "Wait no, they didn't work"

Right: "So it was a successful strike"
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🥧 suzanne 🥧 @425suzanne.bsky.social · 23/01/2026
You do you, but reminder that Grey Gnome Games owner is Jason Glover. Screenshots are old cuz I blocked him years ago. Consider your "indie" support accordingly.
post from Aug 2017 about Fallon Fox fight. 
Congrats Leftists that pushed the Transgender movement, Now we can cheer as a MAN beats up a woman on live TV. Seems to me that women's rights have been pushed back 100+ years. MEN should never strike a woman. I do not care how mentally unstable you are to think you are a woman, you cross a line when you hit a woman.Jason posting a meme in 2016 "If you don't want the FBI involved in elections don't nominate someone who's being investigated by the FBI" about the Clinton emailsOkay, my final election rant. Proceed with caution. I am not looking to debate, I only wish to give my stance and my final thoughts.
Yes, Trump won. Yes, I voted for him. Yes, I think he will do a fine job as President.
No, I did not vote for him because I did not want a woman President. No, I did not vote for him because I harbor anger because I was ruled over by a black man for eight years.
No, I did not vote for him because I hate Mexicans.

I am a pro-life Christian man and we are a home-schooling family.

I am honestly pretty shocked by the number of posts I have seen, from many people I call friends, making some pretty disturbing statements. I have read a call to assassinate Trump. No lie, I have read it. That is crazy. I was certainly upset when Obama was elected because I felt McCain was ten times more qualified and was a center-leaning Republican. I never called for Obama to be killed.
The other post I keep seeing is people talking about how they do not know how to address this with their own kids, or worse, their kids are afraid and or crying because of the results. Seriously? Many accuse Christians of brain-washing, but I can tell you this, my kids would have been just fine had Hillary won. You want to know why? Because I know how to talk to my kids and I know how to not instill fear in them. If your kids are crying, it is because of the things you have said either directly to them, or in their presence. Knock it off. Hug your kid and tell them about democracy and tell them there is a system in place that will protect them. Stop spreading fear.

Did Republicans riot when Obama won? Nope. We formed organized groups like the Tea Party and others. I know each side has bad apples, but rioting is unacceptable. I honestly could not safely walk the streets of my own city without the fear of being attacked right now. Now that is real honest fear. 
 3)	Immigration. Trump is not going to send all illegal immigrants back to Mexico as the media has been drilling into everyone's head. The government will target criminals. A wall, which may end up as just a more secure border, will indeed help reduce the number of illegal immigrates and criminals. When I say criminals, I am referring to both individual criminals and organized crime (drug cartels, human-trafficing, and the like). Hell, this was part of Bill Clinton's platform back in the day. I secure border is a good thing for both our security and economy.
4)	Obamacare. This does not directly effect me, but this program has been bad since its infamously bad launch through to premiums doubling all over the U.S. Trump is proposing health saving accounts and other measurements and a slow faze-out of Obamacare. I am all for people controlling their own money and being able to spend it on their medical needs as they see fit. I wish Social Security worked something like this as well.
5)	Education. Trump has said that the states should control their own schools and I agree. The Federal government has no place here and it should be a state issue. I would love to see a voucher program or tax relief for homeschooling families, but I am not holding my breath for that.

The main point of this rant is to say to all my many liberal friends, that this is not the end of the world. Trump is not going to destroy America or send all Mexicans back. That is media BS. Look for Trump to try to clean up government, reduce taxes, secure our borders and interests, and to create jobs via fair trade and energy self-sufficiency. Will he get it all done? Likely not. Do not be wary, he will do just fine.
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Lucas Sorenson @lucassorenson.bsky.social · 15/01/2026
Ahh, One Other Thing, just the way Nana used to make it
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Daniel Wynter @boardgamefeast.bsky.social · 14/01/2026
Board game Kickstarters trying to explain what makes it special and starting with the components
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a man driving a car with 55 burgers written on the side
ALT: a man driving a car with 55 burgers written on the side
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Marceline Leiman is Racing Dinos @marcelineleiman.bsky.social · 14/01/2026
YIKES. Upper Deck (Marvel Legendary) just announced a CCG using the Harry Potter license. Fans of UD are rallying against this decision. Like the CGE situation last year, I’m asking for your help. Join us. Share your disgust and frustration, and help us push UD to retract their awful decision. 🎲✂️
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UPPER DECK ANNOUNCES COVETED HARRY POTTER LICENSE, UPCOMING PRODUCT COLLECTION - Upper Deck
Carlsbad, CA (Jan. 7, 2026) – Upper Deck, the global leader in sports and entertainment collectibles, is adding another iconic license to its extensive portfolio – announcing a deal to create collecti...
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Lucas Sorenson @lucassorenson.bsky.social · 13/01/2026
@debbiedingell.house.gov @slotkin.senate.gov Please investigate X, and PLEASE stop using it for official communications.
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Sherrilyn Ifill @sifill.bsky.social · 08/01/2026
Make it viral.
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Congresswoman Robin Kelly @robinkelly.house.gov · 08/01/2026
I refuse to stay silent while Secretary Noem breaks the rule of law and terrorizes our communities. I am introducing Articles of Impeachment against her for violating the public trust, obstructing Congress, and self-dealing. Read my full statement: robinkelly.house.gov/media-center...
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Rep. Kelly announces plans to impeach Secretary Kristi Noem
WASHINGTON – Today, U.S. Rep. Robin Kelly (IL-02) announced plans to impeach Homeland Security Secretary Kristi Noem following the fatal shooting by an ICE officer in Minneapolis.
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Lucas Sorenson @lucassorenson.bsky.social · 01/01/2026
What was the last movie or TV show you watched in 2025?
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a man is sitting on a couch with his arms crossed and a bbc logo in the corner .
Alt: Mary from Ghosts (UK) finishes a story with the line "'Twas the fennel, of course."
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Lucas Sorenson @lucassorenson.bsky.social · 01/01/2026
Happy midterm election year!
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Lucas Sorenson @lucassorenson.bsky.social · 26/12/2025
Planning to play a game with my brother, packing up and hauling 12 additional games (just in case), and only playing the original game we planned on:
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I Don'T Know What I Expected GIF
Alt: GIF of Jason Bateman saying "I don't know what I expected." in Arrested Development.
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Mike Berg, We 🧡 Games @weheart.games · 28/11/2025
The entirety of #Crownfell 's existence was triggered by a throwaway joke... With just 8 hours left in the crowd sale, here's the story of how it got started, and where it went from there. 🎲✂️
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Crownfell Design Diary: No such thing as a bad idea - We Heart Games
What started as a joke post snowballed into my favourite game design yet. Here's how it happened.
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Lucas Sorenson @lucassorenson.bsky.social · 27/11/2025
Instead of pardoning a turkey this year, Trump is pardoning all violent criminals who are from Turkey.
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Lucas Sorenson @lucassorenson.bsky.social · 25/11/2025
My wife and I went to the Shoresy Fall Classic last night and had a blast (again)! Mickey Redmond scored a goal (and "roughed up" a couple of Bulldogs), Darren McCarty "fought" one of The Jims, The Boys had to do a lap with their tarps off, and $15,000 was donated to a Youth Sports organization.
The Shoresy crew and The Detroit Red Wings Alumni pose for a picture together on the ice at Little Caesars arena Kids from The East Side Youth Sports organization (the benefiting charity) posed for a picture on ice at Little Caesars arena Kids from The East Side Youth Sports organization (the benefiting charity) played a scrimmage during the intermission, refereed by Jared Keeso (Shoresy).The Sudbury Blueberry Bulldogs (minus The Jims) take a lap with their tarps off, as a consequence of getting scored on 10 times (a "motivation" they gave themselves to do well).
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Lucas Sorenson @lucassorenson.bsky.social · 18/11/2025
Check out the thread for a trailer, how to play, and solo mode videos!
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RevolutionaryRadish @revoradish.bsky.social · 10/11/2025
Fascism can't win without outlets like the NYT and WaPo continuously doing this. Please stop sending money to these outlets. The bland, white-friendly recipes and word puzzles aren't worth it. Fund @theflytrapmedia.com, or @unraveledpress.com, or any number of local independent journalists.
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Lucas Sorenson @lucassorenson.bsky.social · 04/11/2025
Got a few games from @tiffanyleigh.bsky.social (thank you again!) played this week Newsboys is a fun, simple roll and write with a neat tension between growing your newspaper business and going on strike to demand better pay. There is some nice comboing if you line things up right.
Finished game of Newsboys
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Bohdan Pavuk @bpavuk.neocities.org · 26/12/2024
if you see this post, your actions are: - if you have a spare buck, give it to Wikipedia, then repost this - if you don't have a spare buck, just repost your action is mandatory for the world's best source of information to survive
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Lucas Sorenson @lucassorenson.bsky.social · 24/10/2025
I wonder if Trump thinks that "antifa" is short for "anti tariff"
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Ghoula RPGs @gilarpgs.bsky.social · 24/10/2025
I'm super late to the party, but, Ursula Le Guin is incredible.
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