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Lucy 🫠 📷

@ltotheucy.bsky.social
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Video producer/director; client manager for my cats. Also: analog, photography, motion design, hiking, biking, baseball, women’s hoops. Send me your book recs about space disasters. DC ➡️ LA ➡️ DC. Go O’s. Fight on.

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Lucy 🫠 📷 @ltotheucy.bsky.social · 19m
That said, Guards were down 0-2 and — unlike the Yankees — did not roll over and quickly die. Credit to them for that.
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Lucy 🫠 📷 @ltotheucy.bsky.social · 20m
(First, his pennant, of course.)
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Lucy 🫠 📷 @ltotheucy.bsky.social · 21m
All right, Rays. Time to go get Ceddy his ring.
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Lucy 🫠 📷 @ltotheucy.bsky.social · 4h
…patrolling.
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Lucy 🫠 📷 @ltotheucy.bsky.social · 4h
Kids running around with watermelon slices, people biking, families hanging out on porches, and a group in head-to-toe camo with weapons.
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Lucy 🫠 📷 @ltotheucy.bsky.social · 4h
National guard walking up and down my street right now. A reminder that DC is still being occupied.
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Lucy 🫠 📷 @ltotheucy.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
(My hatred of the Yankees started here — going to Camden Yards in the late ‘90s as a kid and being surrounded by Yankee fans. My hatred, as the Baltimore Sun agrees, is praxis.)
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David Dexter @dwdex.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Me: It sure is annoying seeing all these Yankees fans at Camden Yards. 1996 Baltimore Sun: Lenin warned us about this.
1996 Baltimore Sun article by Michael Dresser. "Yankees fans open wallets for tickets at Camden Yards"

Highlighted section:
"As usual with every Baltimore home game against the Yankees, one-third of the crowd is Yankees fans," said ticket broker Danny Matta, owner of Premier Entertainment in College Park.

So who's to blame for this sad state of affairs?

Us. We have met the enemy and he owns season tickets. Like Lenin's proverbial capitalists, Orioles fans have been selling the rope with which the Yankees hope to hang the Birds.
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Lucy 🫠 📷 @ltotheucy.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
As long as we both root for the same team, we have it all covered. The power of both
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Lucy 🫠 📷 @ltotheucy.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Alas, I am a hater before I am a lover, it is my biggest flaw
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Lucy 🫠 📷 @ltotheucy.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
The Yankees, the morning before getting no-hit
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Lucy 🫠 📷 @ltotheucy.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
I think this is now my biggest agenda (my initial biggest agenda was Yankees embarrassment, got to check that off the list)
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Mad Scholar Frights @mattzollerseitz.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Stop it he's already dead dot gif
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Heather @alainnfocail.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
Jorge Mateo, Tyler Wells, Melissa Wells, Cedric Mullins, Erika Mullins, Cass Baker, Bryan Baker, Cole Sulser, Dana Sulser 

The Tampa Bay Orioles and their wives
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Lucy 🫠 📷 @ltotheucy.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Salary caps! Also, every year the Dodgers get to select which lamb they get to slaughter!
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Lucy 🫠 📷 @ltotheucy.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Starting to think they’re not actually in it for the competitive parity
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Lucy 🫠 📷 @ltotheucy.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Maybe if didn’t canonize a fan who interfered they wouldn’t have so many fans who interfere
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Lucy 🫠 📷 @ltotheucy.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
A weak Yankees team gets swept out of the playoffs and the Talkin’ Yanks boys were live doing Commedia Dell’arte
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Lucy 🫠 📷 @ltotheucy.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Update
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Talkin' Baseball @talkinbaseballbot.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
"DAAAA YANKEES LOSE"
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Lucy 🫠 📷 @ltotheucy.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Yankees should try to be more like the Rays and slug some homeruns next time.
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Lucy 🫠 📷 @ltotheucy.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
The Yankees’ season ending down 1 run with Ben Rice on deck is a good argument for putting your best hitter at leadoff.
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MLB @mlbbot.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Junior Caminero with his best Big Papi impression 🔊
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Lucy 🫠 📷 @ltotheucy.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Hear fuckin’ hear
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Duke Hill @oriolebird.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
One of the best days of the year. And the best part is, it happens EVERY year!
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Lucy 🫠 📷 @ltotheucy.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Well really I need to go to bed but tomorrow will be a great day for me
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Lucy 🫠 📷 @ltotheucy.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I wonder if they had him warming to make Boone think Wells would be the relief move for Stanton and not the funky, sidearm righty
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Lucy 🫠 📷 @ltotheucy.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I have some rival podcasts to listen to
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Winnie the Pooh Gets Ready to Eat
ALT: Winnie the Pooh Gets Ready to Eat
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Lucy 🫠 📷 @ltotheucy.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
My go-to line is “rooting for the Yankees is like rooting for Citibank” but maybe I should change that to Bank of America, I will workshop
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Lucy 🫠 📷 @ltotheucy.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
lol I realize now that was unnecessarily confusing
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Lucy 🫠 📷 @ltotheucy.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Three years in a row, they’ve watched the opposing team celebrate eliminating them from the playoffs in their sterile, ugly, ode-to-Citibank field.
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Lucy 🫠 📷 @ltotheucy.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I’m a time traveler from two years ago and this is the only Bluesky post I was allowed to read; I’m so happy
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𝒔𝒉𝒂𝒏 🎃 @rutschman.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
YEEEEEES FUCK THE YANKEES
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Danchez @oriolesreview.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
EAT SHIT BURN IN HELL HAHAHAHA
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Lucy 🫠 📷 @ltotheucy.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Fans of the New York Yankees get precisely the team they deserve.
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Lucy 🫠 📷 @ltotheucy.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
SWEPT
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Lucy 🫠 📷 @ltotheucy.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
DAAAAAA YANKEES LOOOOOOOOOSE
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Lucy 🫠 📷 @ltotheucy.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
That said, if it ends on $22M Grisham Yankees fandom will combust as never seen before
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Lucy 🫠 📷 @ltotheucy.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Taylor Walls what
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Lucy 🫠 📷 @ltotheucy.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
If anyone’s arm should have fallen off after this season it would be Bednar’s
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Lucy 🫠 📷 @ltotheucy.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
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Yuimetal's Shrek Smiling Meme
ALT: Yuimetal's Shrek Smiling Meme
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Lucy 🫠 📷 @ltotheucy.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
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Pusheen: Let's Bake!
ALT: Pusheen: Let's Bake!
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Lucy 🫠 📷 @ltotheucy.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Like, a healthy Stanton is a threat — but you’re not providing important context here
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Lucy 🫠 📷 @ltotheucy.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Deeply funny that they acted like Stanton is an active, scary threat for muscling up an oppo homer right now as opposed to someone whose sole activities since April have been reinjuring himself and then striking out in his only at-bat.
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Lucy 🫠 📷 @ltotheucy.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Chips 2, Stanton 0
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Lucy 🫠 📷 @ltotheucy.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Time once again for: Can Giancarlo Open a Bag of Chips?
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the hot dog guy @quesoquesoqueso.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
A Yankees fan crying in his hat
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Lucy 🫠 📷 @ltotheucy.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
They’re having a rough night, their team is about to be eliminated
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Lucy 🫠 📷 @ltotheucy.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Then national baseball reporters like to say things like “Yankee fans are BEAUTS!”
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Suss-- 🥌 @suss2hyphens.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
“No Way To Prevent This,” Says Only Ballpark Where This Regularly Happens
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