𝒔𝒉𝒂𝒏 🎃 @rutschman.bsky.social · 12hthe life of a city dog, while his sweet mom venmo's someone in need. my best friend is a good human 040
𝒔𝒉𝒂𝒏 🎃 @rutschman.bsky.social · 14hhow I just felt walking out of the building listening to the suspiria theme to a bunch of yalie frat boysstatic.klipy.comSnow White Witch Witch LaughALT: Snow White Witch Witch Laugh 010
𝒔𝒉𝒂𝒏 🎃 @rutschman.bsky.social · 15his anyone else bothered by how much payton tolle and austin wells look alike 110
𝒔𝒉𝒂𝒏 🎃 @rutschman.bsky.social · 15hwe weren't allowed to say the rays closing pitcher's name in this home from like '23-'24 because everytime someone found him attractive he'd throw 900 meatballs and lose the game... 340
𝒔𝒉𝒂𝒏 🎃 @rutschman.bsky.social · 15hgonna say something controversial maybe but NEEDLESSLY trading adley at the deadline would've devastated me regardless, however... it would've been so much more palatable if he'd gone to the rays 2120
𝒔𝒉𝒂𝒏 🎃 @rutschman.bsky.social · 02/10/2026between the cornell 7, watching east of eden and seeing my best friend spoken down to about sports because apparently adley rutschman is the only reason the red sox couldn't advance, i am ready. to never speak to a man again. 250
𝒔𝒉𝒂𝒏 🎃 @rutschman.bsky.social · 01/10/2026remember when the orioles didn't get swept for 106 consecutive series when adley rutschman was called up, just wondering haters 060
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𝒔𝒉𝒂𝒏 🎃 @rutschman.bsky.social · 01/10/2026boston got adley to make a post season run, since that clearly didn't work out, you can let him leave... it's ok 140
𝒔𝒉𝒂𝒏 🎃 @rutschman.bsky.social · 01/10/2026let's have this be the last red sox game of the year please 150
𝒔𝒉𝒂𝒏 🎃 @rutschman.bsky.social · 30/09/2026i know people don't like blow out games/series but if every team could do exactly what they did yesterday again, i'd really appreciate it 110
𝒔𝒉𝒂𝒏 🎃 @rutschman.bsky.social · 30/09/2026"when he gets on the mound, he just tries to blow you" oh yeah??? 150
𝒔𝒉𝒂𝒏 🎃 @rutschman.bsky.social · 29/09/2026me and jamie both 🥹🥹🥹🥹 as i left the house in an adley tshirt today 100
𝒔𝒉𝒂𝒏 🎃 @rutschman.bsky.social · 29/09/2026the creature from the black lagoon was just minding its business until some assholes disturbed its peace, and that's how i feel when strange men try to talk to me uninvited on the street 150
𝒔𝒉𝒂𝒏 🎃 @rutschman.bsky.social · 27/09/2026bad, stinky, no goodstatic.klipy.comPolite Cat's Tight SmileALT: Polite Cat's Tight Smile 040
𝒔𝒉𝒂𝒏 🎃 @rutschman.bsky.social · 27/09/2026cannot express more how much i hate international nfl games and that the ravens and cowboys playing on that shitty turf is stupidly dangerous 010
𝒔𝒉𝒂𝒏 🎃 @rutschman.bsky.social · 27/09/2026i've only been watching baseball since '23 so i totally get my opinion is an odd one but what a shit season. one favorite player was immediately injured, the other shock traded to division rival, the other on a massive down year. i don't care for the big pick up no matter how many homers he hits 210
𝒔𝒉𝒂𝒏 🎃 @rutschman.bsky.social · 27/09/2026making fun of mets fans being upset about pete alonso signing to another team is lame. they're allowed. i'll Never get over the adley trade. go kick rocks 150
𝒔𝒉𝒂𝒏 🎃 @rutschman.bsky.social · 27/09/2026jamie just showed me shots of rachel weiss filming the new mummy movie and when i say my reaction was. insane. like oh my god 140
𝒔𝒉𝒂𝒏 🎃 @rutschman.bsky.social · 24/09/2026static.klipy.comElijah Wood: It's Done - Lord of the RingsALT: Elijah Wood: It's Done - Lord of the Rings 250
𝒔𝒉𝒂𝒏 🎃 @rutschman.bsky.social · 24/09/2026jamie's had an allergic reaction to a few mosquito bites on her hand so i outlined it with a marker to keep track of the spread and naturally, she took the pen and made it look like a dick and balls and then looked at me like this 1100
𝒔𝒉𝒂𝒏 🎃 @rutschman.bsky.social · 22/09/2026well well well, isn't THIS a familiar sight!!!! ENJOY GIANTS FANS!!!! 060
𝒔𝒉𝒂𝒏 🎃 @rutschman.bsky.social · 22/09/2026i've had a switch lite since january and @brinecrypt.bsky.social and i have just realized i can play my first ever pokemon game (besides pokemon go) and i'm not sure jamie has ever been more excited 150
𝒔𝒉𝒂𝒏 🎃 @rutschman.bsky.social · 22/09/2026the air fryer set the fire alarm off One Time and now ronan hates it 010
𝒔𝒉𝒂𝒏 🎃 @rutschman.bsky.social · 20/09/2026experiencing a ravens loss + ADLEY RUTSCHMAN celebrating a playoff clinch with the /boston red sox/ in the same day 🥹 sincerely, fuck mike elias, the current iteration of the o's... 😭 unfollow me i am begging... I'm a pure hater, o's fans & i don't like your team at all right now... free us both 160
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