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Amy

@losertakesall.bsky.social
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mediumicedcoffee at gmail | queer, insufferable | i write and i cook | she’s built like a steakhouse but she handles like a bistro | losertakesall.substack.com

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Amy @losertakesall.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
happy ten year anniversary to this girl
a copy of the world famous fanfiction anthology LOOSE LIPS (2016)
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Amy @losertakesall.bsky.social · 08/12/2025
been trying to be quieter and post less as a general rule, and maybe it's working: i won a NYSCA grant to polish and sell this novel draft, and I genuinely couldn't be more excited or humbled to have been selected. onward!
NYSCA FY26 GRANTEE new york state council on the arts
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Amy @losertakesall.bsky.social · 11/08/2025
(guy who has all the carrots) you know the problem with the left is all this talk about STICKS, they never want to talk about rewarding me with more CARROTS,
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The Booksmith @booksmith.bsky.social · 20/02/2025
If you want to get in on something great, the Our Flag Means Death fandom is doing a craft fundraiser to benefit trans kids in the south, and there is some ding dang GORGEOUS stuff in there. they've already raised $25K! check it out 👇
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Amy @losertakesall.bsky.social · 28/01/2025
glad to see that with all the turmoil in the country brands still have time to email me twelve times about the single pair of clearance underpants i accentally put in my bag for seven seconds
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Amy @losertakesall.bsky.social · 21/12/2024
it snew
black and white cat on a leash in the snowcat prints in fresh snowmy deck and night with cafe lights and the ground is covered in snow
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Amy @losertakesall.bsky.social · 19/12/2024
this book just changed my brain for the rest of my life what the fuck
photo of the novel MRS CALIBAN on my table next to a succulent
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Amy @losertakesall.bsky.social · 17/12/2024
my string of pearls made a tiny flower 😩
a tiny white flower between my fingers
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Amy @losertakesall.bsky.social · 17/12/2024
water! in the basement. dad frantically rattling off a list of tools he wants to know if i have as though he is not the person who bought me every tool i own. "what do you mean you don't have a pipe cutter" dad did you personally buy me a pipe cutter? then i do not have a pipe cutter
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Amy @losertakesall.bsky.social · 17/12/2024
had a dayslong conversation about xmas dinner wherein alan plead his case for Ham because his family are Ham Enjoyers—voices were raised, tears were shed, sliminess quotients were discussed ad nauseam—only to have the butcher be *completely sold out of Ham*
angie jordan saying HAM! on 30 rock (people do like the way she says "ham")
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Amy @losertakesall.bsky.social · 17/12/2024
he makes a big show of hating me for someone who sleeps in my slippers while i shower
black and white cat sitting on orange slides on a colorful rug and making an angry little face
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Amy @losertakesall.bsky.social · 17/12/2024
big chat this afternoon about the novel draft and i am sweating out of my face about it
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Amy @losertakesall.bsky.social · 16/12/2024
no moby dick i am going to hold on until the bones in my hands crumble to dust for how hard i am clutching
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Amy @losertakesall.bsky.social · 16/12/2024
yesterday i met someone who told me they know someone who has never had a headache and i have not stopped thinking about that information for 24 hours
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Amy @losertakesall.bsky.social · 16/12/2024
good morning
my yard covered in two inches of snow
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Amy @losertakesall.bsky.social · 16/12/2024
me and my new guru
me walking up to the giant pigeon statue on the high line
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Amy @losertakesall.bsky.social · 15/12/2024
whole day in nyc and as of this post i am, somehow, still in whamageddon
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Amy @losertakesall.bsky.social · 14/12/2024
i grew up housing insecure and i still get really emotional that i get this little house to live in with my best friend. i have a little office, can you believe? 🥹💛
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Amy @losertakesall.bsky.social · 13/12/2024
today i got nothing done because the guys renovating the little yellow house behind mine (its owner died last year and left it to a friend who was going to rent it out) found an attic full of DOLLS and a large enough cache of CSAM to warrant forty cops and a cadaver dog
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The Booksmith @booksmith.bsky.social · 12/12/2024
We're hosting a holiday drive with Books Not Bans: from now through January at the shop, you can buy one of the queer books off this shelf and we'll mail it to a PFLAG in a book desert to get it into the hands of people who don't have access to the kinds of books we do. Spread the love!
our BOOKS NOT BANS shelves, with books in the program faced out a sign for our BOOKS NOT BANS holiday book drive "how it works: buy a queer books (here), leave it with us or at the register, and we'll pack and mail it to a PFLAG in a book desert somewhere in the US. thank you!"
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Amy @losertakesall.bsky.social · 10/12/2024
if i was still doing shipwrecksf we would uhhhhhhhhhhhh
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Amy @losertakesall.bsky.social · 10/12/2024
love to be minding my business cooking only to turn around to find this living breathing malevolent jumpscare of an animal hiding on top of the fridge
black and white cat on top of the refrigerator staring daggers
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Amy @losertakesall.bsky.social · 10/12/2024
have four terrifying emails to send today i wonder which neglected corner of my house will get an anxiety makeover in between them
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david lunch @nicemustard.bsky.social · 10/12/2024
COLE: COOP, THEY CAUGHT THE CEO SHOOTER. HIS NAME WAS TONY SPAGHETTI, REAL BOY NEXT DOOR. ABS LIKE ADONIS. POLITICAL IDEAS OF A FUTON. PERHAPS THE IDEAL MAN
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Amy @losertakesall.bsky.social · 06/12/2024
past self didn't do a great job setting current self up for this moment but i think that's because she didn't understand the concept of a future which is annoying but i forgive her
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Amy @losertakesall.bsky.social · 06/12/2024
*spitting out my own blood and teeth* Just Following Up
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Amy @losertakesall.bsky.social · 05/12/2024
i don't have spotify but i can tell you i listened to the new rebecca black song 400 times since its release
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Amy @losertakesall.bsky.social · 05/12/2024
i've read my novel draft three times in the past week as i wrap edits and gear up for another round of queries, and i just think it's a Good Book and i worked really hard on it and i probably hope to sell it more than i've ever hoped for anything in my life
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Amy @losertakesall.bsky.social · 19/11/2024
you either die a hero or live long enough to google "fancy oatmeal ideas"
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Amy @losertakesall.bsky.social · 12/11/2024
i don't have much, just this malevolent leash goblin on my deck, but i offer him humbly
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R. O. Kwon 권오경 @rokwon.bsky.social · 11/11/2024
for anyone trying to extricate yourself from the clutches of Amazon: bookstores make more than a third of their money between now & New Year’s, & most bookstores ship nationwide 💌
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Amy @losertakesall.bsky.social · 12/11/2024
pretty happy everyone's finally here 🥰
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Amy @losertakesall.bsky.social · 19/10/2024
i am still technically here, nice to see everyone making their way over!!!!
photo from the ground looking up at a red brick building. a skeleton on a rooftop balcony wears a hawaiian shirt and waves
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Amy @losertakesall.bsky.social · 22/08/2024
a story:
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Amy @losertakesall.bsky.social · 22/08/2024
no pressure but if you're curious about where i've been for two years i wrote a lil substacky about it : ) losertakesall.substack.com/p/hi-its-me-...
losertakesall.substack.com
hi it's me amy
you gotta put down the ducky if you wanna play the saxophone
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Amy @losertakesall.bsky.social · 06/08/2024
i keep thinking about hanging out here again because the poster's heart still thrums within me but i no longer recognize the person who used to tweet and scroll constantly!!!!! she was very annoying
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magpie TRICKS @magpie.tips · 30/11/2023
IF YOU'RE IN LINE TO PISS ON HENRY KISSINGER STAY IN LINE ‼️
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Carly Gay Stepson @amcnal.bsky.social · 30/11/2023
Holy hell
Rolling Stone dancing on kissinger's grave
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Gregory Hays @aristofontes.bsky.social · 30/11/2023
Is it possible to fly a flag at twice-staff?
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Amy @losertakesall.bsky.social · 20/09/2023
i got ye olde booksmithe On Here, if that's of interest to you
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Amy @losertakesall.bsky.social · 20/09/2023
you forget to log on for 17 days and what happens? your recent drunken sins smacking you right in the face
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Amy @losertakesall.bsky.social · 11/08/2023
good morning from Long King No Thoughts
black and white cat sitting on the bathroom counter staring straight at you i mean like two big old round eyes that never blink i mean like staring through time itself without fear or shame
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Amy @losertakesall.bsky.social · 26/07/2023
every day i check the weather app and every day the weather app is like RED ALERT TAKE COVER IT'S EVERY MAN FOR HIMSELF so that's cool
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Amy @losertakesall.bsky.social · 24/07/2023
welcome to bluesky. we have rules 1. wake up 2. grab a brush and put a little makeup 3. hide the scars to fade away the shake-up 4. why'd you leave the keys upon the table? 5. here you go create another fable (you wanted to)
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Amy @losertakesall.bsky.social · 24/07/2023
i am beginning to grow tired of The Grief Year
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Amy @losertakesall.bsky.social · 24/07/2023
remember when i got to edit an entire anthology because i was able to walk into a pitch meeting with a one-sheet that was 85% about our twt presence and engagement
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Amy @losertakesall.bsky.social · 24/07/2023
anyway here's a cat
piebald idiot cat laying on his back, legs akimbo and belly out, in a patch of sun on a gray couch
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Amy @losertakesall.bsky.social · 10/07/2023
less the What I'm Reading shelf (that's what the nightstand is for) but i just got it all set up last weekend and 🥹
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Amy @losertakesall.bsky.social · 08/07/2023
found him
cat chilling on a ledge at the top of the stairs
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