Amy @losertakesall.bsky.social · 08/12/2025been trying to be quieter and post less as a general rule, and maybe it's working: i won a NYSCA grant to polish and sell this novel draft, and I genuinely couldn't be more excited or humbled to have been selected. onward! 250
Amy @losertakesall.bsky.social · 11/08/2025(guy who has all the carrots) you know the problem with the left is all this talk about STICKS, they never want to talk about rewarding me with more CARROTS, 020
Reposted by AmyThe Booksmith @booksmith.bsky.social · 20/02/2025If you want to get in on something great, the Our Flag Means Death fandom is doing a craft fundraiser to benefit trans kids in the south, and there is some ding dang GORGEOUS stuff in there. they've already raised $25K! check it out 👇 22110
Amy @losertakesall.bsky.social · 28/01/2025glad to see that with all the turmoil in the country brands still have time to email me twelve times about the single pair of clearance underpants i accentally put in my bag for seven seconds 010
Amy @losertakesall.bsky.social · 19/12/2024this book just changed my brain for the rest of my life what the fuck 040
Amy @losertakesall.bsky.social · 17/12/2024water! in the basement. dad frantically rattling off a list of tools he wants to know if i have as though he is not the person who bought me every tool i own. "what do you mean you don't have a pipe cutter" dad did you personally buy me a pipe cutter? then i do not have a pipe cutter 120
Amy @losertakesall.bsky.social · 17/12/2024had a dayslong conversation about xmas dinner wherein alan plead his case for Ham because his family are Ham Enjoyers—voices were raised, tears were shed, sliminess quotients were discussed ad nauseam—only to have the butcher be *completely sold out of Ham* 140
Amy @losertakesall.bsky.social · 17/12/2024he makes a big show of hating me for someone who sleeps in my slippers while i shower 040
Amy @losertakesall.bsky.social · 17/12/2024big chat this afternoon about the novel draft and i am sweating out of my face about it 000
Amy @losertakesall.bsky.social · 16/12/2024no moby dick i am going to hold on until the bones in my hands crumble to dust for how hard i am clutching 130
Amy @losertakesall.bsky.social · 16/12/2024yesterday i met someone who told me they know someone who has never had a headache and i have not stopped thinking about that information for 24 hours 100
Amy @losertakesall.bsky.social · 15/12/2024whole day in nyc and as of this post i am, somehow, still in whamageddon 000
Amy @losertakesall.bsky.social · 14/12/2024i grew up housing insecure and i still get really emotional that i get this little house to live in with my best friend. i have a little office, can you believe? 🥹💛 170
Amy @losertakesall.bsky.social · 13/12/2024today i got nothing done because the guys renovating the little yellow house behind mine (its owner died last year and left it to a friend who was going to rent it out) found an attic full of DOLLS and a large enough cache of CSAM to warrant forty cops and a cadaver dog 520
Reposted by AmyThe Booksmith @booksmith.bsky.social · 12/12/2024We're hosting a holiday drive with Books Not Bans: from now through January at the shop, you can buy one of the queer books off this shelf and we'll mail it to a PFLAG in a book desert to get it into the hands of people who don't have access to the kinds of books we do. Spread the love! 1249
Amy @losertakesall.bsky.social · 10/12/2024if i was still doing shipwrecksf we would uhhhhhhhhhhhh 140
Amy @losertakesall.bsky.social · 10/12/2024love to be minding my business cooking only to turn around to find this living breathing malevolent jumpscare of an animal hiding on top of the fridge 141
Amy @losertakesall.bsky.social · 10/12/2024have four terrifying emails to send today i wonder which neglected corner of my house will get an anxiety makeover in between them 120
Reposted by Amydavid lunch @nicemustard.bsky.social · 10/12/2024COLE: COOP, THEY CAUGHT THE CEO SHOOTER. HIS NAME WAS TONY SPAGHETTI, REAL BOY NEXT DOOR. ABS LIKE ADONIS. POLITICAL IDEAS OF A FUTON. PERHAPS THE IDEAL MAN 4679581698
Amy @losertakesall.bsky.social · 06/12/2024past self didn't do a great job setting current self up for this moment but i think that's because she didn't understand the concept of a future which is annoying but i forgive her 140
Amy @losertakesall.bsky.social · 06/12/2024*spitting out my own blood and teeth* Just Following Up 030
Amy @losertakesall.bsky.social · 05/12/2024i don't have spotify but i can tell you i listened to the new rebecca black song 400 times since its release 010
Amy @losertakesall.bsky.social · 05/12/2024i've read my novel draft three times in the past week as i wrap edits and gear up for another round of queries, and i just think it's a Good Book and i worked really hard on it and i probably hope to sell it more than i've ever hoped for anything in my life 2210
Amy @losertakesall.bsky.social · 19/11/2024you either die a hero or live long enough to google "fancy oatmeal ideas" 020
Amy @losertakesall.bsky.social · 12/11/2024i don't have much, just this malevolent leash goblin on my deck, but i offer him humbly 0110
Reposted by AmyR. O. Kwon 권오경 @rokwon.bsky.social · 11/11/2024for anyone trying to extricate yourself from the clutches of Amazon: bookstores make more than a third of their money between now & New Year’s, & most bookstores ship nationwide 💌 324174364034
Amy @losertakesall.bsky.social · 19/10/2024i am still technically here, nice to see everyone making their way over!!!! 020
Amy @losertakesall.bsky.social · 22/08/2024no pressure but if you're curious about where i've been for two years i wrote a lil substacky about it : ) losertakesall.substack.com/p/hi-its-me-...losertakesall.substack.comhi it's me amyyou gotta put down the ducky if you wanna play the saxophone 050
Amy @losertakesall.bsky.social · 06/08/2024i keep thinking about hanging out here again because the poster's heart still thrums within me but i no longer recognize the person who used to tweet and scroll constantly!!!!! she was very annoying 120
Reposted by Amymagpie TRICKS @magpie.tips · 30/11/2023IF YOU'RE IN LINE TO PISS ON HENRY KISSINGER STAY IN LINE ‼️ 151718406
Reposted by AmyGregory Hays @aristofontes.bsky.social · 30/11/2023Is it possible to fly a flag at twice-staff? 5153401376
Amy @losertakesall.bsky.social · 20/09/2023i got ye olde booksmithe On Here, if that's of interest to you 000
Amy @losertakesall.bsky.social · 20/09/2023you forget to log on for 17 days and what happens? your recent drunken sins smacking you right in the face 010
Amy @losertakesall.bsky.social · 26/07/2023every day i check the weather app and every day the weather app is like RED ALERT TAKE COVER IT'S EVERY MAN FOR HIMSELF so that's cool 000
Amy @losertakesall.bsky.social · 24/07/2023welcome to bluesky. we have rules 1. wake up 2. grab a brush and put a little makeup 3. hide the scars to fade away the shake-up 4. why'd you leave the keys upon the table? 5. here you go create another fable (you wanted to) 040
Amy @losertakesall.bsky.social · 24/07/2023remember when i got to edit an entire anthology because i was able to walk into a pitch meeting with a one-sheet that was 85% about our twt presence and engagement 150
Amy @losertakesall.bsky.social · 10/07/2023less the What I'm Reading shelf (that's what the nightstand is for) but i just got it all set up last weekend and 🥹 030