iiinova — where your digital self keeps evolving

Amy @losertakesall.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

miss u love u today i also got rejected for a grant and it is my 20 year elopement anniversary it is a roller coaster inside my little heart

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Amy @losertakesall.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

basically every voting card you ever doodled or wrote me a note on

a smattering of voting cards from the world famous fanfiction competition SHIPWRECKSF

a card on which someone wrote A REAL SCIENTIST HAS A SHARPIE

a doodle of a dirigible wearing goggles that says "et tu, bro?" and "like transformer except gay porn" and "brutus ... brutii(?)"

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Amy @losertakesall.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

you know what i still have, inside this vintage tote bag?

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Amy @losertakesall.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

happy ten year anniversary to this girl

a copy of the world famous fanfiction anthology LOOSE LIPS (2016)

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Amy @losertakesall.bsky.social · 08/12/2025

this to say: i'm still alive 🥴 xoxo

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Amy @losertakesall.bsky.social · 08/12/2025

been trying to be quieter and post less as a general rule, and maybe it's working: i won a NYSCA grant to polish and sell this novel draft, and I genuinely couldn't be more excited or humbled to have been selected. onward!

NYSCA FY26 GRANTEE new york state council on the arts

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Amy @losertakesall.bsky.social · 11/08/2025

(guy who has all the carrots) you know the problem with the left is all this talk about STICKS, they never want to talk about rewarding me with more CARROTS,

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The Booksmith @booksmith.bsky.social · 20/02/2025

If you want to get in on something great, the Our Flag Means Death fandom is doing a craft fundraiser to benefit trans kids in the south, and there is some ding dang GORGEOUS stuff in there. they've already raised $25K! check it out 👇

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Amy @losertakesall.bsky.social · 28/01/2025

glad to see that with all the turmoil in the country brands still have time to email me twelve times about the single pair of clearance underpants i accentally put in my bag for seven seconds

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Amy @losertakesall.bsky.social · 19/12/2024

this book just changed my brain for the rest of my life what the fuck

photo of the novel MRS CALIBAN on my table next to a succulent

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Amy @losertakesall.bsky.social · 17/12/2024

my string of pearls made a tiny flower 😩

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Amy @losertakesall.bsky.social · 17/12/2024

water! in the basement. dad frantically rattling off a list of tools he wants to know if i have as though he is not the person who bought me every tool i own. "what do you mean you don't have a pipe cutter" dad did you personally buy me a pipe cutter? then i do not have a pipe cutter

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Amy @losertakesall.bsky.social · 17/12/2024

it's a confusing way to win, people like Ham far too much for my preference, alas i will have no choice but to make the thing i wanted to make from the beginning (a leg of lamb)

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Amy @losertakesall.bsky.social · 17/12/2024

had a dayslong conversation about xmas dinner wherein alan plead his case for Ham because his family are Ham Enjoyers—voices were raised, tears were shed, sliminess quotients were discussed ad nauseam—only to have the butcher be *completely sold out of Ham*

angie jordan saying HAM! on 30 rock (people do like the way she says "ham")

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Amy @losertakesall.bsky.social · 17/12/2024

he makes a big show of hating me for someone who sleeps in my slippers while i shower

black and white cat sitting on orange slides on a colorful rug and making an angry little face

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Amy @losertakesall.bsky.social · 17/12/2024

big chat this afternoon about the novel draft and i am sweating out of my face about it

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Amy @losertakesall.bsky.social · 16/12/2024

no moby dick i am going to hold on until the bones in my hands crumble to dust for how hard i am clutching

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Amy @losertakesall.bsky.social · 16/12/2024

i am trying to overthink it slightly less, i guess

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Amy @losertakesall.bsky.social · 16/12/2024

YES like this is a person with a 24/7 migraine who thinks heads just be like that, it has to be

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Amy @losertakesall.bsky.social · 16/12/2024

i think the only real explanations are A) this person was fucking with them or B) this person has a constant low grade headache and just assumes head are supposed to feel that way

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Amy @losertakesall.bsky.social · 16/12/2024

you're telling me you ALWAYS drink water AND sleep AND remember to eat and NEVER grind your teeth or forget your sunglasses or smell disagreeable perfume, you're saying you NEVER spend too long looking at a screen or driving or talking to an annoying relative or wake up the morning after 37 beers or

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Amy @losertakesall.bsky.social · 16/12/2024

yesterday i met someone who told me they know someone who has never had a headache and i have not stopped thinking about that information for 24 hours

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Amy @losertakesall.bsky.social · 15/12/2024

whole day in nyc and as of this post i am, somehow, still in whamageddon

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Amy @losertakesall.bsky.social · 14/12/2024

i grew up housing insecure and i still get really emotional that i get this little house to live in with my best friend. i have a little office, can you believe? 🥹💛

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Amy @losertakesall.bsky.social · 14/12/2024

BIG UM. the line between a hallmark town and a true crime town is razor thin apparently

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Amy @losertakesall.bsky.social · 13/12/2024

everyone in the nabe sorta hated him but still this was …. unexpected!

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Amy @losertakesall.bsky.social · 13/12/2024

anyway how’s your friday

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Amy @losertakesall.bsky.social · 13/12/2024

today i got nothing done because the guys renovating the little yellow house behind mine (its owner died last year and left it to a friend who was going to rent it out) found an attic full of DOLLS and a large enough cache of CSAM to warrant forty cops and a cadaver dog

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The Booksmith @booksmith.bsky.social · 12/12/2024

We're hosting a holiday drive with Books Not Bans: from now through January at the shop, you can buy one of the queer books off this shelf and we'll mail it to a PFLAG in a book desert to get it into the hands of people who don't have access to the kinds of books we do. Spread the love!

our BOOKS NOT BANS shelves, with books in the program faced out

a sign for our BOOKS NOT BANS holiday book drive "how it works: buy a queer books (here), leave it with us or at the register, and we'll pack and mail it to a PFLAG in a book desert somewhere in the US. thank you!"

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Amy @losertakesall.bsky.social · 11/12/2024

oh SO FAST. it would be on my desk 15 minutes after announcement. "Adjuster, why couldn't you have stayed calm for once?"

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Amy @losertakesall.bsky.social · 10/12/2024

if i was still doing shipwrecksf we would uhhhhhhhhhhhh

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Amy @losertakesall.bsky.social · 10/12/2024

love to be minding my business cooking only to turn around to find this living breathing malevolent jumpscare of an animal hiding on top of the fridge

black and white cat on top of the refrigerator staring daggers

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Amy @losertakesall.bsky.social · 10/12/2024

the egg sandwich did not fix me, but i did get to eat an egg sandwich

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Amy @losertakesall.bsky.social · 10/12/2024

two out of four down, time to see if an egg sandwich will fix me

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Amy @losertakesall.bsky.social · 10/12/2024

have four terrifying emails to send today i wonder which neglected corner of my house will get an anxiety makeover in between them

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Amy @losertakesall.bsky.social · 10/12/2024

NEVER getting over this cover

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david lunch @nicemustard.bsky.social · 10/12/2024

COLE: COOP, THEY CAUGHT THE CEO SHOOTER. HIS NAME WAS TONY SPAGHETTI, REAL BOY NEXT DOOR. ABS LIKE ADONIS. POLITICAL IDEAS OF A FUTON. PERHAPS THE IDEAL MAN

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Amy @losertakesall.bsky.social · 09/12/2024

this game changed me forever sarah i’m so happy for you

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Amy @losertakesall.bsky.social · 06/12/2024

past self didn't do a great job setting current self up for this moment but i think that's because she didn't understand the concept of a future which is annoying but i forgive her

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Amy @losertakesall.bsky.social · 06/12/2024

*spitting out my own blood and teeth* Just Following Up

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Amy @losertakesall.bsky.social · 06/12/2024

for my birthday in october my bestie called my local fancy butcher and put two very nice steaks on hold for me, knowing i love cooking, rarely eat meat, and money was tight. i had a lovely birthday dinner!!!! (when i picked it up the staff cheered and said it was a first)

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Amy @losertakesall.bsky.social · 06/12/2024

wow i absolutely fucken hate it. i'm so glad you're both okay. what a world 😭

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Amy @losertakesall.bsky.social · 06/12/2024

hah! did she charge extra

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Amy @losertakesall.bsky.social · 05/12/2024

i don't have spotify but i can tell you i listened to the new rebecca black song 400 times since its release

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Amy @losertakesall.bsky.social · 05/12/2024

OH HEY FRIEND i get so excited every time i find you in a new social media paradise 💛

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