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Lauren 💜🖤🤍👻 Solinger

@lornrocks.bsky.social
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Artist, cat lady, theme park & horror enthusiast. Insta: laurensolingercreative

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Lauren 💜🖤🤍👻 Solinger @lornrocks.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Wait this movie even gives the body hopper distance limits for jumping to another body? Man is this a more common trope than I thought??
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Lauren 💜🖤🤍👻 Solinger @lornrocks.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Granted a supernatural criminal who body hops isn’t exactly unique, I saw a movie the other day called the First Power with Lou Diamond Phillips that has a similar premise.
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Lauren 💜🖤🤍👻 Solinger @lornrocks.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Watching a Denzel movie from like 1997 called The Fallen and I lowkey wonder if the folks who made brand new day have seen this lololol
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Lauren 💜🖤🤍👻 Solinger @lornrocks.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
I’ve noticed a weird phenomenon where when I open an article in archive dot ph or a similar mirror, or sometimes when I do the plain text/reader view of an article, it adds an umlaut over any word that has two O’s (like cooperate). So bizarre.
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Lauren 💜🖤🤍👻 Solinger @lornrocks.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
A fucking unskippable video ad every time I open Letterboxd? Are you fucking kidding me? I’m not paying for pro dude.
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Lauren 💜🖤🤍👻 Solinger @lornrocks.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
I’m a big fan of using an app to export frames of videos I take at concerts or theme parks out so I can edit them as photos but my god the quality difference btwn a photo and a video taken with the same lens is wild. wtf is happening here.
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Lauren 💜🖤🤍👻 Solinger @lornrocks.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
But if you’re gonna buy up all these start ups’ tech to enhance your cameras the least you can do is make it so the photos I take with any lens besides the main lens in any condition that isn’t bright daylight doesn’t look like a blobby mess. Also, I hate that the videos crop in the sensor.
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Lauren 💜🖤🤍👻 Solinger @lornrocks.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Like Apple’s main wide lens on their pro models already uses computational software to do HDR coloring and lighting so why isn’t their software doing the same with the other lenses? Is it bc the sensor isn’t complex enough to handle all the lenses? I understand the glass itself has limitations.
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Lauren 💜🖤🤍👻 Solinger @lornrocks.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
I understand it’s less MP and and it is a side effect of the lens but I hope Apple figures out how to make their ultra wide lens stop being so much darker and the colors more muted than the regular wide lens. Granted I feel the same about their telephoto lenses. Bc it’s computational stuff anyway?
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Trung Le Nguyen @trungles.com · 31/01/2026
It always feels like all the wrong people die, but I think it’s because there are far more beloved people than there are bastards.
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Toss @stevenspoints.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
I really cannot think of a greater honor than to have the Muppets say this about you upon your passing
Instagram post from the official Muppets account: Few humans have earned the title of honorary Muppet more than the legendary Tim Curry. As a performer he was unparalleled - witty, charming, unnerving, and deeply funny. We will always consider it one of our greatest treasures to have been part of Long John Silver’s crew. Thank you for everything, Tim.
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Lauren 💜🖤🤍👻 Solinger @lornrocks.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
Big weekend for me to read all the reviews for the terrible ice cream man and one night only movies. Yes. Tell me the hot goss.
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Lauren 💜🖤🤍👻 Solinger @lornrocks.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
Idk call me crazy but the critic quotes on this new k horror called Hope calling it a “blockbuster” and “cult classic” seems…like two competing ideas here.
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Lauren 💜🖤🤍👻 Solinger @lornrocks.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
Idk man I will defend endless horror sequels but the remakes I don’t get. Like why remake Possession? Why remake American Psycho? Why remake good shit? Remake bad shit.
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Lauren 💜🖤🤍👻 Solinger @lornrocks.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
Okay so all this is just pushing folks to shop online instead which means the only people physically going into a store would be people who need last minute stuff, I imagine?? Maybe folks who don’t have a mailing or delivery address? Folks who need to pay in cash or with stamps? Not great.
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Lauren 💜🖤🤍👻 Solinger @lornrocks.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
Y’all please stop talking about these machines like they’re real people. Stop calling them she and her. Oh she said that, she knows me bro no it’s a fucking computer program. I’d rather believe the mars rover has humanity over this shit.
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Lauren 💜🖤🤍👻 Solinger @lornrocks.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
To be clear it’s not a romantic thing I don’t think but the ai is praising and basically sucking off the users. And the woman who just met this dude is saying maybe we can use ai to empower disenfranchised people. And I’m trying so hard to keep a straight face.
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Lauren 💜🖤🤍👻 Solinger @lornrocks.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
Okay so a random older woman at the airport is talking to an older man and he was showing his ai to her and it’s talking out loud and his granddaughter is here too and I’m like bro…what is happening rn. Why do I have to hear y’all’s robot pretend it knows and loves you as a person out loud.
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Taco Bell Quarterly @tacobellquarterly.org · 17/07/2026
Leave my boy Taco Bell out of it, it was bitch ass Taylor Farms, the world's largest salad processor. Fight the real enemy Big Salad
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Taco Bell Quarterly @tacobellquarterly.org · 17/07/2026
The Taco Bell finger pointing is a psyop to redirect attention from the real culprit, the deregulation and lack of oversight in our food supply
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Amanda Mull @amandamull.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
I do think pinning this on specifically Taco Bell is weird since many confirmed cases aren’t people who ate at Taco Bell at all and we know the actual source—Taylor Farms—distributes lettuce and other produce to many, many other large food businesses
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Lauren 💜🖤🤍👻 Solinger @lornrocks.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
Okay so what I’m learning about all this hubbub about shoplifting the last couple years was basically lies by tech companies trying to sell training and tech to major corporations by convincing them they can fix their financial problems. And corps blaming poor folks for their money troubles. Okay.
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Lauren 💜🖤🤍👻 Solinger @lornrocks.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
I love Flanagan and I am interested to see Curry’s TCM and Cregger’s resident evil but at the same time Backrooms and Obsession showed original takes in horror are still valued. We had a banger year this year so far with original horror. I don’t necessarily want to see another Blair witch.
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Lauren 💜🖤🤍👻 Solinger @lornrocks.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
I’m not against horror sequels but horror remakes I find usually unsuccessful, so you can imagine I am quite wary of these new versions of Carrie, the exorcist, nightmare on elm street, etc bc we already have the originals. Someone of them they already tried to remake. Like what are we trying to do?
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Lauren 💜🖤🤍👻 Solinger @lornrocks.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
I’ll say it, Apple is making some of the best tv right now. Severance, Pluribus, Widow’s Bay, Shrinking, Ted Lasso, and they made my beloved Shmigadoon and Hello Tomorrow (both gone too soon!). The 19 and 18 Emmy noms for Widow’s Bay and Pluribus are well deserved.
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Lauren 💜🖤🤍👻 Solinger @lornrocks.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
Hey Apple Podcasts I really don’t need you to keep trying to set the speed to 1.1X bc I can tell immediately it’s wrong bc I’ve listened to these people for years and I know their goddamn cadence. Also I don’t have the attention span of a third grader so chill out with this please.
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Lauren 💜🖤🤍👻 Solinger @lornrocks.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
I think if it sets out to do what the creator intended or moves people in some sort of way it should be successful. Who cares what bullshit it did for the economy.
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Lauren 💜🖤🤍👻 Solinger @lornrocks.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
idk the more I think about it the more fucked up it is we judge the “success” of a piece of media by how much it makes. As if some of the best movies, video games, albums, etc aren’t artsy things made for $5. You know? Like art shouldn’t be valued based on money?? Bruh??
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Lauren 💜🖤🤍👻 Solinger @lornrocks.bsky.social · 30/05/2026
I have yet to see love lies bleeding but from my understanding that one is about lesbians trying to be okay but again. Homophobia. Maybe demons? Unclear until I watch it.
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Lauren 💜🖤🤍👻 Solinger @lornrocks.bsky.social · 30/05/2026
Good news is next month we get “these gay teen boys are trying to be okay but homophobia, religion, and also maybe demons is in the way”
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Lauren 💜🖤🤍👻 Solinger @lornrocks.bsky.social · 30/05/2026
As I jokingly predicted, we are 4/4 for the major horror releases every week this month having the theme of “straight men are not okay” lololol
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Lauren 💜🖤🤍👻 Solinger @lornrocks.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
Okay am I dumb or just confused about the ending of Half Man…? Huh?
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Lauren 💜🖤🤍👻 Solinger @lornrocks.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
How did I just now find out Stephen Root of office space and dodgeball and etc is Bill from king of the hill??? It’s been like 30 years???
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Lauren 💜🖤🤍👻 Solinger @lornrocks.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
You know for someone who mostly only likes universal bc of HHN it is funny my favorite Columbo and murder she wrote episodes take place specifically at universal studios.
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Lauren 💜🖤🤍👻 Solinger @lornrocks.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
I’m ready to put on the clown shoes but I’ve seen the fan fic that has come out of Guy’s Sherlock movies (and tbh now I assume the tv show), his man from uncle movie, and the ministry of ungentlemanly warfare. And I’m sure I’m forgetting some. Like at this point I gotta assume he’s an ally lololol
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Lauren 💜🖤🤍👻 Solinger @lornrocks.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
Like yeah I have guy friends who nonstop flirt with each other in a way that is platonic but at some point if the ONLY way you speak to your bud is to tell him he looks hot and that you love him we gotta ask ourselves some things. I’m just saying. Maybe this time…this time I’m NOT queerbaited???
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Lauren 💜🖤🤍👻 Solinger @lornrocks.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
I mean the man cannot help himself. Almost all his movies have one (1) female character and the rest of the time it’s two or more dudes saying the gayest shit imaginable to each other in a way that makes me think they’re sincere bc how else am I supposed to read it? As a nonstop bit????
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Lauren 💜🖤🤍👻 Solinger @lornrocks.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
Like genuinely no one reacts when Bronco called Sid “his husband” and the way they kept saying stuff like I love you and calling each other “my love” like????? Are they just really good friends getting kinda gay or are they legit supposed to be a couple?? ANSWER ME GUY
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Lauren 💜🖤🤍👻 Solinger @lornrocks.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
I LITERALY cannot tell if Guy Ritchie continues his favorite character dynamic of “are these two guys supposed to be straight but keep doing homoerotic shit” or if Sid & Bronco were literally supposed to be an actual couple in In the Grey????????
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Lauren 💜🖤🤍👻 Solinger @lornrocks.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
So I saw Hokum, Obsession, and now Passenger opening day the last three weeks and if Backrooms has a bunch of drama between a couple we’ll have the whole set lololol
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Lauren 💜🖤🤍👻 Solinger @lornrocks.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
Gonna see Passenger in a bit, I gotta say their marketing has been solid. I put my email in a few months ago and forgot about it until I started getting ominous emails from them with links to an incredibly detailed “guidebook” for drivers and prayers and stuff. Very fun stuff.
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Lauren 💜🖤🤍👻 Solinger @lornrocks.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
(Literally me seeing this while at habit burger)
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Fred's Disgusted Reaction
ALT: Fred's Disgusted Reaction
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David Combest @decombest.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
When politicians say they can't hold corporations accountable, remember: they can. They just choose not to.
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Lauren 💜🖤🤍👻 Solinger @lornrocks.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
The Long Walk is a great movie but I’m never watching it again. It’s devastating and y’all are right to put it off until you can emotionally handle it (which might be never). Also haaaaaaed agree on the confusion of why Hollywood keeps trying to make Glenn Powell happen.
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Lauren 💜🖤🤍👻 Solinger @lornrocks.bsky.social · 11/05/2026
Finally started watching Half Man and oh hi ho ho yes. This is exactly jam. I’m so conflicted. Idk how to feel. Phenomenal acting and editing.
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Lauren 💜🖤🤍👻 Solinger @lornrocks.bsky.social · 10/05/2026
I wish they wouldn’t make me watch most of a movie trailer before skipping the ad. Bruh I wanna watch these horror movies and you’re spoiling shit for me, wtf man.
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Lauren 💜🖤🤍👻 Solinger @lornrocks.bsky.social · 30/04/2026
If I had a nickel for every time Harry Melling was in a movie this year that had him seduced by leather daddies, I’d have two nickels, which isn’t a lot but good for him.
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Lauren 💜🖤🤍👻 Solinger @lornrocks.bsky.social · 25/04/2026
Can someone tell me if that Half Man show is queer or not cause I really REALLY want it it be.
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 21/04/2026
Correct.
The Onion wants to make us submissive slaves to the New world order.
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