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Lauren 💜🖤🤍👻 Solinger

@lornrocks.bsky.social
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Artist, cat lady, theme park & horror enthusiast. Insta: laurensolingercreative

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Lauren 💜🖤🤍👻 Solinger @lornrocks.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Watching a Denzel movie from like 1997 called The Fallen and I lowkey wonder if the folks who made brand new day have seen this lololol
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Lauren 💜🖤🤍👻 Solinger @lornrocks.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
I’ve noticed a weird phenomenon where when I open an article in archive dot ph or a similar mirror, or sometimes when I do the plain text/reader view of an article, it adds an umlaut over any word that has two O’s (like cooperate). So bizarre.
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Lauren 💜🖤🤍👻 Solinger @lornrocks.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
A fucking unskippable video ad every time I open Letterboxd? Are you fucking kidding me? I’m not paying for pro dude.
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Lauren 💜🖤🤍👻 Solinger @lornrocks.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
I understand it’s less MP and and it is a side effect of the lens but I hope Apple figures out how to make their ultra wide lens stop being so much darker and the colors more muted than the regular wide lens. Granted I feel the same about their telephoto lenses. Bc it’s computational stuff anyway?
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Trung Le Nguyen @trungles.com · 31/01/2026
It always feels like all the wrong people die, but I think it’s because there are far more beloved people than there are bastards.
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Toss @stevenspoints.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
I really cannot think of a greater honor than to have the Muppets say this about you upon your passing
Instagram post from the official Muppets account: Few humans have earned the title of honorary Muppet more than the legendary Tim Curry. As a performer he was unparalleled - witty, charming, unnerving, and deeply funny. We will always consider it one of our greatest treasures to have been part of Long John Silver’s crew. Thank you for everything, Tim.
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Lauren 💜🖤🤍👻 Solinger @lornrocks.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
Big weekend for me to read all the reviews for the terrible ice cream man and one night only movies. Yes. Tell me the hot goss.
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Lauren 💜🖤🤍👻 Solinger @lornrocks.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
Idk call me crazy but the critic quotes on this new k horror called Hope calling it a “blockbuster” and “cult classic” seems…like two competing ideas here.
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Lauren 💜🖤🤍👻 Solinger @lornrocks.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
Idk man I will defend endless horror sequels but the remakes I don’t get. Like why remake Possession? Why remake American Psycho? Why remake good shit? Remake bad shit.
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Lauren 💜🖤🤍👻 Solinger @lornrocks.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
Okay so a random older woman at the airport is talking to an older man and he was showing his ai to her and it’s talking out loud and his granddaughter is here too and I’m like bro…what is happening rn. Why do I have to hear y’all’s robot pretend it knows and loves you as a person out loud.
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Taco Bell Quarterly @tacobellquarterly.org · 17/07/2026
Leave my boy Taco Bell out of it, it was bitch ass Taylor Farms, the world's largest salad processor. Fight the real enemy Big Salad
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Taco Bell Quarterly @tacobellquarterly.org · 17/07/2026
The Taco Bell finger pointing is a psyop to redirect attention from the real culprit, the deregulation and lack of oversight in our food supply
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Amanda Mull @amandamull.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
I do think pinning this on specifically Taco Bell is weird since many confirmed cases aren’t people who ate at Taco Bell at all and we know the actual source—Taylor Farms—distributes lettuce and other produce to many, many other large food businesses
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Lauren 💜🖤🤍👻 Solinger @lornrocks.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
Okay so what I’m learning about all this hubbub about shoplifting the last couple years was basically lies by tech companies trying to sell training and tech to major corporations by convincing them they can fix their financial problems. And corps blaming poor folks for their money troubles. Okay.
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Lauren 💜🖤🤍👻 Solinger @lornrocks.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
I’m not against horror sequels but horror remakes I find usually unsuccessful, so you can imagine I am quite wary of these new versions of Carrie, the exorcist, nightmare on elm street, etc bc we already have the originals. Someone of them they already tried to remake. Like what are we trying to do?
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Lauren 💜🖤🤍👻 Solinger @lornrocks.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
I’ll say it, Apple is making some of the best tv right now. Severance, Pluribus, Widow’s Bay, Shrinking, Ted Lasso, and they made my beloved Shmigadoon and Hello Tomorrow (both gone too soon!). The 19 and 18 Emmy noms for Widow’s Bay and Pluribus are well deserved.
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Lauren 💜🖤🤍👻 Solinger @lornrocks.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
Hey Apple Podcasts I really don’t need you to keep trying to set the speed to 1.1X bc I can tell immediately it’s wrong bc I’ve listened to these people for years and I know their goddamn cadence. Also I don’t have the attention span of a third grader so chill out with this please.
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Lauren 💜🖤🤍👻 Solinger @lornrocks.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
idk the more I think about it the more fucked up it is we judge the “success” of a piece of media by how much it makes. As if some of the best movies, video games, albums, etc aren’t artsy things made for $5. You know? Like art shouldn’t be valued based on money?? Bruh??
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Lauren 💜🖤🤍👻 Solinger @lornrocks.bsky.social · 30/05/2026
As I jokingly predicted, we are 4/4 for the major horror releases every week this month having the theme of “straight men are not okay” lololol
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Lauren 💜🖤🤍👻 Solinger @lornrocks.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
Okay am I dumb or just confused about the ending of Half Man…? Huh?
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Lauren 💜🖤🤍👻 Solinger @lornrocks.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
How did I just now find out Stephen Root of office space and dodgeball and etc is Bill from king of the hill??? It’s been like 30 years???
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Lauren 💜🖤🤍👻 Solinger @lornrocks.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
You know for someone who mostly only likes universal bc of HHN it is funny my favorite Columbo and murder she wrote episodes take place specifically at universal studios.
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Lauren 💜🖤🤍👻 Solinger @lornrocks.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
I LITERALY cannot tell if Guy Ritchie continues his favorite character dynamic of “are these two guys supposed to be straight but keep doing homoerotic shit” or if Sid & Bronco were literally supposed to be an actual couple in In the Grey????????
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Lauren 💜🖤🤍👻 Solinger @lornrocks.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
So I saw Hokum, Obsession, and now Passenger opening day the last three weeks and if Backrooms has a bunch of drama between a couple we’ll have the whole set lololol
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Lauren 💜🖤🤍👻 Solinger @lornrocks.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
Gonna see Passenger in a bit, I gotta say their marketing has been solid. I put my email in a few months ago and forgot about it until I started getting ominous emails from them with links to an incredibly detailed “guidebook” for drivers and prayers and stuff. Very fun stuff.
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David Combest @decombest.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
When politicians say they can't hold corporations accountable, remember: they can. They just choose not to.
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Lauren 💜🖤🤍👻 Solinger @lornrocks.bsky.social · 11/05/2026
Finally started watching Half Man and oh hi ho ho yes. This is exactly jam. I’m so conflicted. Idk how to feel. Phenomenal acting and editing.
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Lauren 💜🖤🤍👻 Solinger @lornrocks.bsky.social · 10/05/2026
I wish they wouldn’t make me watch most of a movie trailer before skipping the ad. Bruh I wanna watch these horror movies and you’re spoiling shit for me, wtf man.
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Lauren 💜🖤🤍👻 Solinger @lornrocks.bsky.social · 30/04/2026
If I had a nickel for every time Harry Melling was in a movie this year that had him seduced by leather daddies, I’d have two nickels, which isn’t a lot but good for him.
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Lauren 💜🖤🤍👻 Solinger @lornrocks.bsky.social · 25/04/2026
Can someone tell me if that Half Man show is queer or not cause I really REALLY want it it be.
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 21/04/2026
Correct.
The Onion wants to make us submissive slaves to the New world order.
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Lauren 💜🖤🤍👻 Solinger @lornrocks.bsky.social · 21/04/2026
This year is shaping up to be a great year for horror movies and video games that I’m interested in which is great news for everyone except my bank account. But at the moment I’m going to way less theme parks or concerts as I did last year, so…not too bad??
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Lauren 💜🖤🤍👻 Solinger @lornrocks.bsky.social · 18/04/2026
Listen I understand the point of record store day but I am big mad that I got here half hour after opening and fall out boy already sold out. Looks like a lot of swifties are here and are probably not getting any either. Still, looks like Sledgehammer is still here and that’s gimmicky enough for me
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Lauren 💜🖤🤍👻 Solinger @lornrocks.bsky.social · 18/04/2026
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Lauren 💜🖤🤍👻 Solinger @lornrocks.bsky.social · 18/04/2026
Is it true the younger folks don’t like when people at restaurants or stores remember them? Bc I went to the burger place by the theater for the second time in less than a week and the guy is like “hey I remember you!” And I was like hehehe yaaaay we’re buddies.
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Lauren 💜🖤🤍👻 Solinger @lornrocks.bsky.social · 17/04/2026
Am I imagining it or is the new movie Normal like a midwestern US version of Hot Fuzz (based on the trailer)?
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Lauren 💜🖤🤍👻 Solinger @lornrocks.bsky.social · 04/04/2026
Every time I put on let’s plays on YouTube I get nonstop ads against vaping. Bro just bc I like watching video gamers doesn’t mean I’m a teenager who vapes lololol I’m a 35yo addicted to diet Dr Pepper. Leave me alone. 😬
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Lauren 💜🖤🤍👻 Solinger @lornrocks.bsky.social · 03/04/2026
Huh, the closed captions for the dialogue in this week’s daredevil eps are wildly off from the spoken dialogue. That’s weird. Like replacing “blown sway” with “shooting” and weird word swaps??
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Petergeist Clines @peterclines.com · 31/03/2026
Star Trek figured this out thirty years ago. It's not hard. Even an old, drunk Klingon got it.
A set of screenshots from DEEP SPACE NINE. An old Klingon throws his arms around Dax and shouts "Curzon, my beloved old friend!" 

Dax returns the hug and says "I'm Jadzia now."

The Klingon grabs her shoulders, smiles, and says "Jadzia, my beloved old friend!"
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Lauren 💜🖤🤍👻 Solinger @lornrocks.bsky.social · 01/04/2026
I’m at the movie theater and they play movie scores before the movie and I was like “wait this isn’t lord of the rings but it is??” Turns out it was a Howard Shore song but it was from gangs of New York and I was like wait a goddamn minute. You are self plagiarizing my man lololol
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Lauren 💜🖤🤍👻 Solinger @lornrocks.bsky.social · 27/03/2026
I mean I gotta give Disney this, Andor last year and daredevil the last two years, they weren’t holding punches at least in the content of the show. And hey, they let someone say fascist on this weekend ep of DDBA. (Since gilroy said they wouldn’t let him say it on andor)
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Lauren 💜🖤🤍👻 Solinger @lornrocks.bsky.social · 21/03/2026
Idk man I feel really uncomfy about this MJ biopic coming out bc I have always believed he did what they said he did and this movie def doesn’t seem like it’s gonna be addressing that.
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Lauren 💜🖤🤍👻 Solinger @lornrocks.bsky.social · 24/02/2026
Man these new Alexa ai ads or whatever with celebs are so embarrassing…you expect me to believe they’re talking to their little computers like they’re real people and their friends? Bro…yeah right. They’re rich and famous. Also, even for normies that’s cringe.
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Lauren 💜🖤🤍👻 Solinger @lornrocks.bsky.social · 13/02/2026
Watching the US ladies play Italy in hockey rn and I gotta give them this: that ad for that nba vs the world game that says the names of the players to “everybody wants to rule the world” was pretty good.
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Lauren 💜🖤🤍👻 Solinger @lornrocks.bsky.social · 12/02/2026
Man I wish I could find what pants the women’s curling team are wearing from Columbia. All I could find is the special fan collection the brand released for the Olympics. But I like the white shirt and leggings they’re wearing, which from what I can tell aren’t online?
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Lauren 💜🖤🤍👻 Solinger @lornrocks.bsky.social · 29/01/2026
I appreciate everyone’s moxy but y’all keep trying to do a one day strike and all that does it make it so everybody buys things or does things on the days around the strike day. Sustained striking (like the Montgomery bus boycott) is the way.
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Lauren 💜🖤🤍👻 Solinger @lornrocks.bsky.social · 25/01/2026
For some reason every time ER goes from the end of the theme song to the beginning of the episode on the hbo app on Roku, it makes a loud buzzing noise until I skip forward 30 seconds. And it’s just this show. wtf.
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Lauren 💜🖤🤍👻 Solinger @lornrocks.bsky.social · 23/01/2026
Is it false spring or is it just climate change? Wish I fuckin knew, here in northern Nevada. (Apologies to everyone facing horrible winter storms rn)
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Lauren 💜🖤🤍👻 Solinger @lornrocks.bsky.social · 22/01/2026
I’m metaphorically doing that thing where you leap in the air and click your heels together and how much horror got some Oscar noms this year. Fuck yeah. Well fucking deserved. Frankenstein and Sinners were my top 2 films of the year. (Sinners was the first place spot but it was a tough choice!)
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