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Lori Hunt

@loriborealis.bsky.social
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Here for the fun. Dramatic, tall, resting bitch face. She/her. Childless cat lady. Team bear. Don't get pissed if I don't follow you back, just be more entertaining.

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Lori Hunt @loriborealis.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Now ask him to spell potato, I want to see something
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Claire Willett @clairewillett.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I think a lot of this is because — like Shakespeare — many people are first exposed to musicals in high school, which means they may be seeing it performed quite poorly by visibly desperate youths (like myself) seeing an interesting take on it later in life, done well, can make some wiggle room
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Lori Hunt @loriborealis.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
We got lost a lot and that’s how you learned
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Lori Hunt @loriborealis.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Please tell me why the neighborhood pub has glitter tile in the bathroom, including the grout? It makes everything look like it’s coated with a fine layer of…pee? Toilet water? Worse?
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Lori Hunt @loriborealis.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Way cool!
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Lori Hunt @loriborealis.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I’m one of the 10,000 learning about that Texas song for the first time today
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Lori Hunt @loriborealis.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I'm reading classics of literature in my middle age; books that many kids read in school that for whatever reason I never did (mostly b/c they weren't assigned by my particular teacher). And to my surprise, I really really wish I had a class or book club with which I could talk about these works!
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Lori Hunt @loriborealis.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
I decided to finally read this book, since I was supposed to read it in high school but read the Cliffs Notes’ version instead:
A paperback copy of Cry, The Beloved Country by Alan Paton. The book is white with an illustration of a Black minister in front of city street signage on the front.
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Lori Hunt @loriborealis.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
I am so happy I made it through my childbearing years before all this bullshit
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Lori Hunt @loriborealis.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
I did kind of want Katie Dippold to thank the Babadook.
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Lori Hunt @loriborealis.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
@eleventimezones.com, do you remember one of the Hartigan brothers in our dorm skinning and frying a snake in our communal kitchen?
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Tressie McMillan Cottom @tressiemcphd.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
I realize these are all things that sex workers have told us and could tell us better. Consumer-facing AI is basically a sex worker so of course it’s personalizing various iterations of financial domination for men because that’s what they want.
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Lori Hunt @loriborealis.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
Nothing quite like having to clean your own blood off your pillow at 1AM because you finally smashed that fucker that’s been biting you all night
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Lori Hunt @loriborealis.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
I owe my cats some extra love today. I had to lock them out of the bedroom last night to ensure I was well-rested today and as soon as I get home they are going to get the mother of all scritches and maybe extra kibble!
A tuxedo cat and an orange creamsicle cat peer at the camera from under a blue bedsheet
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Lori Hunt @loriborealis.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
What happened to all the nude statues of our regime king (The Emperor Has No Balls)? Time for them to make a comeback.
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Lori Hunt @loriborealis.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
I saw a random firework driving home just now and wondered if it had happened. But it was just one, so I knew it hadn’t.
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Lori Hunt @loriborealis.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
HOW. HOW IS IT CLEAR YOU GD NAZI. PROVE IT NOW YOU SENTIENT VIENNA SAUSAGE
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Lori Hunt @loriborealis.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
IT’S THE SAME COLOR AS HIS SKIN SOMEONE PLEASE USE THIS AS A TAKING POINT
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Funranium (AKA Phil Broughton) @funranium.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
Today, my student revealed their drunk superpower: they suddenly gains the ability Sense Dirtbag and can materialize and wield La Chancla like a 70 year old abuela to chase the dirtbags away. I hope their roommates and friends appreciate this.
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Tyler, from the Internet (Haunted) @tylerfromtheinternet.com · 11/07/2026
I'm here you fuckaas bitch
a picture of a men's wearhouse but the word men has gone out in the lit lettered sign, so it looks like it just says sWearhouse
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Lori Hunt @loriborealis.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
I’m out eating dinner at a pub; was “Come On Eileen” considered a double entendre back in the day? Were Dexy’s Midnight Runners being cutesy/naughty with their lyrics or was it in earnest? I ask bc I was under puberty age when it came out and I was oblivious.
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Lori Hunt @loriborealis.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
My Costco gas was $3.29 yesterday
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Lori Hunt @loriborealis.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
Has anyone else noticed a weird reset on their crossword streak from the #NYTCrossword in the last couple of weeks? I lost a 795-day streak and am back down to only 13 days now. My archives are solid gold stars, no break visible. What the what?!? So far contacting the Times has not been helpful. 😭
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Lori Hunt @loriborealis.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
Good to know! I just updated my settings.
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Lori Hunt @loriborealis.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
Somehow a few mosquitoes have gotten into my home and now I fear I shall never sleep again. I am reminded of the apartment I had after college, which had a swamp cooler (evaporative cooler) instead of AC. Practical in AZ, except during the monsoons when rainfall would render them useless. 1/
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Lori Hunt @loriborealis.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
I have just become aware of the big blond Norwegian futbol player and his amazing skills but what I really love is his little curly haired buddy who jumps on his back every goal for a little ride around
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Lori Hunt @loriborealis.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
International diplomacy at its finest!
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Lori Hunt @loriborealis.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
Why is his head getting progressively more square and flat simultaneously
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Lori Hunt @loriborealis.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
I was at the grocery store yesterday when two random people’s phones went off within seconds of each other and I grabbed mine to check because I was sure *it* had happened
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Lori Hunt @loriborealis.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
I think all AI-generated images should be *mandated* to have extra fingers and missing one foot, that way there will be no question if the asinine future TV shows/movies are using it instead of full humans
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Lori Hunt @loriborealis.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
Is it healthy to have an eating disorder? Even at my most disordered I didn't carry sauerkraut in my purse.
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Lori Hunt @loriborealis.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
Somebody tried to make Dr Drew Baird's salmon bourguignon from 30 Rock (Onion version)
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CNN @cnn.com · 16/06/2026
During a ballet performance of “Romeo and Juliet” in Izmir, Turkey, a cat unexpectedly joined the actors in the final scene of the show and completely stole the show with its antics.
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Lori Hunt @loriborealis.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
I may have been way too tired last night when I came up with this banger but it still makes me giggle
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Lori Hunt @loriborealis.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
(insulting someone who is fit): you saucy muscle
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Lori Hunt @loriborealis.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
Took the cat to the vet at 8:30 am. If you’ve not wrestled a 17lb floof into a carrier first thing in the morning you’re missing out. Pic of said floof:
A large tuxedo floof stares up at the camera from the safety of his cat carrier. He is not meowing at this exact moment but he will. Oh, yes, he will.
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Lori Hunt @loriborealis.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
(my brain every time I go online): maybe THIS time he'll be dead
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Lori Hunt @loriborealis.bsky.social · 31/05/2026
A beautiful friend passed recently, and her family is going through an incredibly tough time. They need our support now, whether through donations or sharing their story. Please consider helping them during this difficult period. gofund.me/4133da526
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Donate to Support Dawn's children during this difficult time, organized by Jazmin W
05/29/2026 It is with a heavy heart and great sadness that we share the p… Jazmin W needs your support for Support Dawn's children during this difficult time
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Lori Hunt @loriborealis.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
Today I am heartbroken. A beautiful, vibrant, generous, giving woman passed this plane last night while I was onstage. We’d worked together for the first time less than 2 months ago, playing sisters. Dear Dawn McMillan, your light will never fade. I cherish you. RIP.
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Lori Hunt @loriborealis.bsky.social · 24/05/2026
I see your streaming ads, frndly. I see that you created your ad "testimonials" with AI, meaning you plagiarized and didn't hire human actors or writers or a crew to film your ad spot. I see that you are greedy and up the butt of Silicon Valley. I shan't use your streaming service. Period.
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Lori Hunt @loriborealis.bsky.social · 24/05/2026
Where is a good guy with a ballroom when you need one, amiright?
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Lori Hunt @loriborealis.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
Imagine if cat breeds were equivalent to dog breeds and there were big Great Dane-sized cats out there. I want them, gimme
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Lori Hunt @loriborealis.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
So, bald future Timmy Chalamet. Got it.
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Lori Hunt @loriborealis.bsky.social · 29/04/2026
This just reminded me of an unfortunate former coworker whose reading/processing skills were subpar and instead of saying the line "Voila! A tennis bracelet!" instead came up with "Viola! A tennis bracket!"
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Lori Hunt @loriborealis.bsky.social · 19/04/2026
I bought extra underwear online this year because I kept running out when I was too busy to do laundry and it's the best thing, ever. Don't run out of underwear, it's small and makes your life better. Pack extra for all your trips. Bring some in your messenger bag/purse/tote. Underwear for all!
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Author Myron J. Clifton @deardean22.bsky.social · 29/03/2026
Nonchalant animal noises This is what the internet is made for 😭😭🤣🤣
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Lori Hunt @loriborealis.bsky.social · 13/04/2026
🙄🙄🙄 Physician, heal thy cankles.
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Lori Hunt @loriborealis.bsky.social · 12/04/2026
Woo hoo! This might be my best time ever! (although once the website thought I did a Sunday in 4:33, which was because my actual time didn't register and I resolved it immediately afterwards; I don't actually count that one, myself)
NYT Crossword finished puzzle acknowledgement saying "Congratulations! You solved a Sunday Crossword in 12:20. You have a 715-day streak"
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Ygrene @ygrene.bsky.social · 09/04/2026
if cats could drive they’d be like “yes of course i will let you merge” and then as soon as you did they’d attack your car
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Lori Hunt @loriborealis.bsky.social · 31/03/2026
Be prepared: some MAGA idiots are going to pick up Whitley Streiber's book instead and are going to wonder if the aliens started Catholicism or what
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