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Lori Hunt

@loriborealis.bsky.social
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Here for the fun. Dramatic, tall, resting bitch face. She/her. Childless cat lady. Team bear. Don't get pissed if I don't follow you back, just be more entertaining.

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Lori Hunt @loriborealis.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Now ask him to spell potato, I want to see something
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Claire Willett @clairewillett.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I think a lot of this is because — like Shakespeare — many people are first exposed to musicals in high school, which means they may be seeing it performed quite poorly by visibly desperate youths (like myself) seeing an interesting take on it later in life, done well, can make some wiggle room
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Lori Hunt @loriborealis.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I feel this same way about both theatre and poetry; it's easy to find really poor examples of each art, but when you see something sublime and impeccably done, it's a revelation and will turn you
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Lori Hunt @loriborealis.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Action movies at the gym theatre were always my favorites; I once stayed on a treadmill for an extra 20 min because I was enjoying the movie The Edge and pretending I was being chased by a bear
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Lori Hunt @loriborealis.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Randolph Mantooth?
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Lori Hunt @loriborealis.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
We got lost a lot and that’s how you learned
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Lori Hunt @loriborealis.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Thank you for the response I didn’t know I needed 💐
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Lori Hunt @loriborealis.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Please tell me why the neighborhood pub has glitter tile in the bathroom, including the grout? It makes everything look like it’s coated with a fine layer of…pee? Toilet water? Worse?
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Lori Hunt @loriborealis.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Way cool!
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Lori Hunt @loriborealis.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
What about the pile of sorted dark clothing that’s been sitting on my bathroom floor for 4 days? I washed its light counterpart and then couldn’t bear to do any more. Does it count if it never hit the basket?
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Lori Hunt @loriborealis.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
She’s teaching young impressionable minds before they get red-pilled and it’s a definite threat to their whole conservative indoctrination
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Lori Hunt @loriborealis.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Is he starting a new dance craze?
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Lori Hunt @loriborealis.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I’m one of the 10,000 learning about that Texas song for the first time today
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Lori Hunt @loriborealis.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I'm reading classics of literature in my middle age; books that many kids read in school that for whatever reason I never did (mostly b/c they weren't assigned by my particular teacher). And to my surprise, I really really wish I had a class or book club with which I could talk about these works!
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Lori Hunt @loriborealis.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
THIS IS NOT A COURTROOM.
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Lori Hunt @loriborealis.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Yes! Guacamole deviled eggs. Mash up an avocado in the yolks when you mix them up, add guac seasoning you prefer - 👩‍🍳💋
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Lori Hunt @loriborealis.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Wait did the caftan change your voice or just your friend’s perception of you? Is it a reality filter that works on everyone else?
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Lori Hunt @loriborealis.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Yes, such a small world! I hope you’re doing well too!
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Lori Hunt @loriborealis.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Imagine my surprise when I purchased this used copy at Bookman’s only to find it was the exact copy used by one of my high school classmates! Hi Mimi! @mimileinbach.bsky.social
The inside cover of the same book, with “Mimi Leinbach” hand-written in blue on it
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Lori Hunt @loriborealis.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
I decided to finally read this book, since I was supposed to read it in high school but read the Cliffs Notes’ version instead:
A paperback copy of Cry, The Beloved Country by Alan Paton. The book is white with an illustration of a Black minister in front of city street signage on the front.
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Lori Hunt @loriborealis.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
That seems…not ideal for an icemaker?
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Lori Hunt @loriborealis.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
I am so happy I made it through my childbearing years before all this bullshit
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Lori Hunt @loriborealis.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
He’s setting up the pipeline for rich frat bros and their legacies to funnel into the FBI.
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Lori Hunt @loriborealis.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
I did kind of want Katie Dippold to thank the Babadook.
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Lori Hunt @loriborealis.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
I was coming to say this! I took a weekend seminar on film production/finance 30 years ago and that is the only piece of info that stuck with me, get dentists to be your producers, they love to feel involved
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Lori Hunt @loriborealis.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
My dad’s HS guidance teacher told him not to go to college because he has test anxiety. He got a PhD, became a full professor in his field, advised international grad students…
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Lori Hunt @loriborealis.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
I was almost in a 15-person pileup at the airport because of this situation, except it was at the bottom of the escalator so we could all see what was about to happen in slow motion
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Lori Hunt @loriborealis.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
One of my cats suckles like this on any soft fleece blanket, while making biscuits. It’s comfort and affection behavior.
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Lori Hunt @loriborealis.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
My boy does that too! My favorite part is when he curls his tail up like a handle (that should never ever be used as such)
An orange and white cat is splayed out a la Superman on a blue and brown striped rug: his front paws are stretched out in front of him and his back legs are laying flat on the ground behind him. His tail is sticking straight up in the air with a curl to the left. Does it look like a handle? Sure. Should you use it as one? Hell no.
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Lori Hunt @loriborealis.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
Now that’s one I don’t remember! I don’t think I tried to actually cook anything in that kitchen, that’s what the Student Union was for.
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Lori Hunt @loriborealis.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
@eleventimezones.com, do you remember one of the Hartigan brothers in our dorm skinning and frying a snake in our communal kitchen?
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Tressie McMillan Cottom @tressiemcphd.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
I realize these are all things that sex workers have told us and could tell us better. Consumer-facing AI is basically a sex worker so of course it’s personalizing various iterations of financial domination for men because that’s what they want.
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Lori Hunt @loriborealis.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
Nothing quite like having to clean your own blood off your pillow at 1AM because you finally smashed that fucker that’s been biting you all night
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Lori Hunt @loriborealis.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
When I was a child my father told me an elaborate version of Goldilocks but called it Goldman Sachs and the 3 Bears and that’s the only reason I can keep them straight.
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Lori Hunt @loriborealis.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
He’s going to “die” the day after the cutoff for whatever the next election is.
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Lori Hunt @loriborealis.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
I owe my cats some extra love today. I had to lock them out of the bedroom last night to ensure I was well-rested today and as soon as I get home they are going to get the mother of all scritches and maybe extra kibble!
A tuxedo cat and an orange creamsicle cat peer at the camera from under a blue bedsheet
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Lori Hunt @loriborealis.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
Wait, Kristy ALSO plays bass? 🤩🤩🤩
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Lori Hunt @loriborealis.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
What happened to all the nude statues of our regime king (The Emperor Has No Balls)? Time for them to make a comeback.
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Lori Hunt @loriborealis.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
I saw a random firework driving home just now and wondered if it had happened. But it was just one, so I knew it hadn’t.
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Lori Hunt @loriborealis.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
My local HVAC co must have gone the same route, because they now have a male AI agent named Tanner who completely screwed up the request I was making. Now if I call and Tanner answers I say "I want a human" immediately. And it sucks bc we've been their customers since I was a kid.
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Lori Hunt @loriborealis.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
He’s becoming his own Habsburg line
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Lori Hunt @loriborealis.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
HOW. HOW IS IT CLEAR YOU GD NAZI. PROVE IT NOW YOU SENTIENT VIENNA SAUSAGE
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Lori Hunt @loriborealis.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
I'm convinced they really just want to own humans, so this is the next best thing
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Lori Hunt @loriborealis.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Airplanes will do that! Not that it wasn’t truly moving regardless, but there’s something about the mix of oxygen on flights that make you more susceptible to your emotions.
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Lori Hunt @loriborealis.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
Talking point, give me a break, it’s 2:30 am
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Lori Hunt @loriborealis.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
IT’S THE SAME COLOR AS HIS SKIN SOMEONE PLEASE USE THIS AS A TAKING POINT
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Lori Hunt @loriborealis.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
Is it possible they damaged the facade and are trying to hide it?
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Funranium (AKA Phil Broughton) @funranium.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
Today, my student revealed their drunk superpower: they suddenly gains the ability Sense Dirtbag and can materialize and wield La Chancla like a 70 year old abuela to chase the dirtbags away. I hope their roommates and friends appreciate this.
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Tyler, from the Internet (Haunted) @tylerfromtheinternet.com · 11/07/2026
I'm here you fuckaas bitch
a picture of a men's wearhouse but the word men has gone out in the lit lettered sign, so it looks like it just says sWearhouse
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Lori Hunt @loriborealis.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
I had a roommate who had severe map anxiety when I lived in LA circa 1998; I taught her to read a Thomas Guide for her work.
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