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Lord Urko

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Aventurero y gran señor; jugador y casi siempre ganador. Treguna, mekoides, trecorum satis dee.

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Lord Urko @lordurko.bsky.social · 21h
Hello reunión interdepartamental mensual my old friend... I've come to disociar mentalmente dos horas fantaseando con levantarme e irme mientras tomo alguna nota para hacer el acta again...
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Lord Urko @lordurko.bsky.social · 21h
Ni un mes de cole y ya ha habido el primer aviso de piojos.
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Iago from Aladdin: I Can't Take It Anymore!
ALT: Iago from Aladdin: I Can't Take It Anymore!
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FIX MOJANG BEDROCK ANTI VIRAL SPIRAL @adventurewetpaint.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
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FieldExplores (Gator Days) @fieldexplores.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Secret Ingredient - Gator Days
Secret Ingredient - Gator Days
 
Characters
 
Hannah - Goat - Daryl and Seth's Daughter

Daryl - Bear - Hannah's Papa
 
Seth - Otter - Hannah's Dad
 
Panel 1
 
Setting - The dinner table of the Hardy-Softbell house.
 
Hannah's family is having dinner.
 
Hannah: WOW! Dinner is extra good.
 
Daryl: Thank you. I tried a new secret ingredient.
 
Panel 2
 
Seth puts on a cute happy face. The backgrounds shifts to a pink color with hearts floating all around them.
 
Seth: Is it LOVE?
 
Daryl's face remains emotionless.
 
Panel  3
 
Daryl looks at Seth and responds.
 
Daryl: Toasted sesame oil.
 
Seth: Oh...
 
Daryl: Love isn't a secret ingredient. I put love in everything.
 
Seth: Oh...
 
Panel 4
 
Daryl looks away.
 
Daryl: I used so much love and you never noticed.
 
Seth: I DID!
  
Daryl: From now on I'm putting sarcasm in yours.
 
Seth: NO!
 
Daryl: Yes.

Hannah is ignoring this and just browsing on her phone.
 
Hannah is ignoring all this and has pulled out her phone.
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ascalaphid @ascalaphid.com · 28/09/2026
people sometimes very reasonably assume my critter monk art is some kind of Redwall AU fanart but in my heart it's actually closer to Eduard von Grützner AU fanart
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ascalaphid @ascalaphid.com · 28/09/2026
kitchen duty
the monks havin a gab while leisurely preparing dinner
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Nothings Monstered @nothingsmonstrd.bsky.social · 15/02/2026
Thoth and devotee
Photograph of a little bronze sculpture of small person down on their knees in front of a very large Ibis with curious legs the Ibis is the Egyptian god Thoth
Photo by Thomas Prior
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Lord Urko @lordurko.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Me he dado cuenta de que la virgulilla de la eñe está al revés (empieza arriba y acabo abajo) y me va a volver loco cada vez que la vea.
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depths of wikipedia @depthsofwikipedia.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
it's the 40 year anniversary of cleveland's disastrous "balloonfest"
Balloonfest '86 was a fundraising event in Cleveland, Ohio, United States, held on September 27, 1986, in which the local chapter of United Way set a world record by releasing almost 1.5 million balloons.[2] The event was intended to be a harmless publicity stunt. However, the released balloons drifted back over the city and Lake Erie and landed in the surrounding area, causing problems for traffic and a nearby airport. In consequence, the organizers faced lawsuits seeking millions of dollars in damages,[1] and cost overruns put the event at a net loss.[3] The event also interfered with a United States Coast Guard search for two boaters who were later found drowned.[1]
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Lord Urko @lordurko.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Os juro que pensaba que era una parodia rollo El Mundo Today
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Dayack @dayack.eurosky.social · 27/09/2026
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Lord Urko @lordurko.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Todo esto de la nueva acampada me está sirviendo para detectar a no pocos POLLAVIEJAS en mi TL. Y algún COÑOVIEJO también...
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Lord Urko @lordurko.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
"Estás jugando contra un estadista"
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Lord Urko @lordurko.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
La de la izquierda es de hoy. La de la derecha es de hace justo dos años. Tiene que llover con urgencia.
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Lord Urko @lordurko.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Mira, el río original del que sacaban el pringue del Club Disney!
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Nothings Monstered @nothingsmonstrd.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Married Couple at the Fair at San Juan de los Lagos, Mexico — Enrique Diaz, 1940
Black and white photograph of a man and woman. his face is shadowed under a big sombrero. she is wearing a dress and a white cloth wrapped tightly around her head making her features only visible as shadows.  on top of that she wears a crown of thorns.
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Ultra64 @superultra64.bsky.social · 11/12/2024
I thought of this today, I'm sure it may have been done before but the image in my mind made me laugh #MetalSlug
The classic "Trolley Problem" but with Metal Slug sprites replacing the usual actors
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Lord Urko @lordurko.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Pon un gif de un juego que andas jugando últimamente
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Baldur's Enlightened Remark in God of War
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Lord Urko @lordurko.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
"Oh, no, se siente coaccionado"
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Donald Glover's Surprised 'Good' Reaction
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Joshua Foust 🪖🎮 @joshuafoust.com · 25/09/2026
I stumbled across this photo from 1983-ish, no idea who took it, from Kazakhstan near Baikonur. It is basically the plot to one of my favorite books, “The Day Lasts More Than A Hundred Years” by Chinghiz Aitmatov.
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Zequio @zequio.com · 25/09/2026
El Problema del Alquiler
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Lord Urko @lordurko.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
He jugar suficientes videojuegos como para saber que nuestros héroes han cerrado un portal a otra dimensión
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Postcard From The Past @pastpostcard.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
We are going to hire a car and go to Las Palmas tomorrow & hopefully won't see the Germans Audrey puked spaghetti on.
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Glio @sirglio.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Cassara fue uno de esos artistas capaces de hacer un dibujo que define toda una era. DEP
Un dibujo del Green Lagoon de Krakoa, por Cassara
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Lord Urko @lordurko.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
He empezado A question of power, un libro de Bessie Head, y estoy así todo el rato.
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Lord Urko @lordurko.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Entre pitos y flautas hace un par de meses que no os recuerdo que donéis sangre si podéis.
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Chris Schweizer @ NCAF & NYCC @schweizercomics.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Hobbit Day (the shared birthday of the intergenerational Baggins boys) was yesterday, but I didn't post any hobbits! So here are some of the ones drawn up as part of the absurdly big LOTR set I've been doing this year, plus honorary hobbit Gandalf.
Watercolored drawings, with named bases, for the story-consequential hobbits present in the first half of FELLOWSHIP OF THE RING, and also Gandalf.
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Prof. Dimitra Fimi @dimitrafimi.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Wonderful #Tolkien news! Westminster Abbey has announced that J.R.R. Tolkien will be honoured with a memorial in Poets' Corner. I've known about this project for some years + was privileged to be consulted during its development. Great to see it made public! www.westminster-abbey.org/abbey-news/a...
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Lord Urko @lordurko.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Han llegado las cajas de la feria de hace un par de semanas y tengo por fin los caramelitos/bomboncitos/pastitas de origen chino a base de sésamo y cacahuete QUE ME HACEN ENLOQUECER. ESTA MIERDA ESTÁ INCREÍBLE, OJALÁ PUDIERA COMPARTIR CON TODO EL MUNDO.
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Naomi Kritzer @naomikritzer.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
No one is disposable, including the canary ❤️🦜✊
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Era Republicana @erarepublicana.eurosky.social · 22/09/2026
Hoy es primidi 1 de vendimiario del año CCXXXV, día de la vid, vinya, mahatsondoa o vide. Vitis vinifera. ¡Feliz año nuevo republicano!
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Lord Urko @lordurko.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
El grupo Prisa con Shakira
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Lord Urko @lordurko.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
A veces no estáis tranquis en el trabajo, haciendo vuestros excels, contestando algún correo y pam, el guitarreo de Gerudo Valley en la cabeza para toda la mañana? Soy sólo yo?
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Lord Urko @lordurko.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Me está suponiendo re-mapear el cerebro y las manos, pero estoy empezando a usar el parry en el God of War porque en algunos combates (la primera valkiria) parece imprescindible y jo, qué gustito da.
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Era Republicana @erarepublicana.eurosky.social · 21/09/2026
Hoy es el día de las Recompensas, Recompense u Ordain del año CCXXXIV del calendario republicano. Día en el que se reconocían los logros y contribuciones de los ciudadanos.
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Siddhant Adlakha @siddhantadlakha.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
“What are its Oscar chances” I don’t know but a good way to enjoy movies is not spending five months treating them like the stock market
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Lord Urko @lordurko.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
"Es que los radares los ponen para recaudar"
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Donald Glover's Surprised 'Good' Reaction
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Lord Urko @lordurko.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Hemos ido a ver el show de Wilbur. Me ha sacado al escenario y después de verme moverme me ha preguntado si hago clown.
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100 years ago news @100yearsagonews.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Sept. 19, 1926: A warning of a future without domestic oil security. Cartoon by Oscar Chopin in the San Francisco Chronicle.
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Chuckiclampy @chuckiclampy.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Siento interrumpir la programación habitual de bluesky con noticias horribles sobre cualquier cosa, pero ha pasado algo muy importante: un peluche de un pikachu flotando en la estación espacial internacional. Comparte al pikachu astronauta feliz para tener buena suerte durante todo el año.
Un peluche de un Pikachu flotando en la estación espacial internacional.
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El Mundo Today @elmundotoday.com · 18/09/2026
Lamenta que no sean «un poco más críticos a la hora de decidir con quién se juntan». Artículo completo en la web: f.mtr.cool/pi8kne7spf
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Will Quinn @willquinnart.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Daily bunny no.3446 is not left-handed
Bunnies re-enact the duel between Inigo and Wesley in "The Princess Bride", with a masked bunny fighting against a dashing shaggy bunny with a gold sword. The masked bunny is cornered, near the edge of a rocky cliffside, but still has a trick up his sleeve
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Lord Urko @lordurko.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Yo no soy un gran flipado de la conducción, pero hoy he devuelto el coche de sustitución que teníamos mientras al nuestro le daban un repaso a la carrocería y el reencuentro me ha arrancado una lagrimilla. Y eso que nuestro coche es un Mii normalito de hace 10 años!
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Lord Urko @lordurko.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Hoy, en "traducciones desafortunadas"...
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Shana @shanamd.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
I am SORRY for sharing something that was posted on the other place, but this is too good.
The future pope at a party with a caption “they don’t know I’m the future pope”
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Fleibur @drfleibur.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
No tenéis lengua para escribir un Quijote.
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A Mech A Day @dailymecha.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Model: Mazinger Z Statue Debut: Tarragona, Spain Year: Early '80s Designers: the engineers of the Mas del Plata suburdan development (based on Go Nagai's OG design)
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Albert Monteys @albertmonteys.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Aquest any he fet el cartell del Festival de jocs Dau Barcelona.
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Claire Willett @clairewillett.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
I actually feel like the world would be a way better place if everyone with Pope levels of power had at least one person in their life who was totally unimpressed by it. imagine if Elon Musk had a brother who made him come over and fix the printer. imagine if the royals had even one normie friend
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Lord Urko @lordurko.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Hemos vuelto a jugar a dibujar cartas de Lorcana. Puede que yo no haya ganado, pero al juego de cartas en sí... Tampoco suelo ganar.
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