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Karp McKarp

@lordmagikarpish.bsky.social
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Karp McKarp 04/14/1989 (36) He/Him Furry LGBTQ+ Queer dingus who uses way too many dad jokes (despite not having kids) 18+ only, please! Pfp= royalteethpropagana (via artfight)

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Karp McKarp @lordmagikarpish.bsky.social · 19h
Just wanted show off some of my collections. Don't mind me~~
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Fr Chase 🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁 @kalanthropos.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
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Karp McKarp @lordmagikarpish.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Upcoming con badge! (By @syriasirlay.bsky.social )
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A.J. Wilden🏳️‍⚧️ @wcwit.bsky.social · 19/07/2024
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Karp McKarp @lordmagikarpish.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Human centipede hashbrowns at Dunkin.
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Discount Supervillain @discountvillain.bsky.social · 12/03/2025
#StevenUniverse #LapisLazuli #Peridot
Lapis Lazuli in a hot dog outfit smiling at a Peridot in a soda outfit, who is scowling ferociously. Neither outfits have arm holes, but their feet do poke out the bottoms.
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Appalachian Blue @republicofcascadia.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
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Karp McKarp @lordmagikarpish.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
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Baby Cute
ALT: Baby Cute
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calmnivore 🔞 @calmnivore.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
I lowered the price of simple pinup sketch to $25 comms are open, order form and price info for other options are here calmnivore.com
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Foxes In Love @foxes-in-love.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
A comic of two foxes, one of whom is blue, the other is green. In this one, Blue and Green have just come home. Green is shaking water off his umbrella, while Blueis oblivious to the butterfly sitting on his hat.
Green: Phew! We made it.
Blue: Of course it stops raining as soon as we get home.

Noticing the butterfly, both foxes look at it in surprise.
Green: What's that on your hat?
Blue: A stowaway!

The foxes watch as the butterfly takes flight, fluttering off.
Green: It's getting into the hallway!
Blue: Grab a jar!

With looks of determination on their faces, Blue and Green chase after the butterfly, with Green carrying an empty glass jar on his head, and Blue carrying a piece of paper in his teeth.
Blue: Get back here and get rescued!
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Eskart(Commissions open!!!) @eskart.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
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Karp McKarp @lordmagikarpish.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Spoiler alert- he does. (Bonus points if you recognize the reference)
Karp the cat (an orange cat with purple stripes and green eyes) says "You sayin' I like DUDES?" with a weird expression.
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Koda Deer💙🌧 @kodadeer.bsky.social · 17/02/2026
typhlosion paws :3
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Foxes In Love @foxes-in-love.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
A comic of two foxes, one of whom is blue, the other is green. In this one, Blue and Green are on their way to the grocery store.
Blue: So we're out of coffee, my wood tar shampoo, and cola.
Green: Yep. Oh, and I need black fabric dye.
Blue: Right.
Green: We are on a quest for various dark goops.
Blue: ...I guess you can word it like that if you want.
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Karp McKarp @lordmagikarpish.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
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Pokemon Gold: Gold & Typhlosion with Uzis
ALT: Pokemon Gold: Gold & Typhlosion with Uzis
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Foxes In Love @foxes-in-love.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
A comic of two foxes, one of whom is blue, the other is green. In this one, Blue and Green are reading a map.
Blue: Do you want to take the small roads, or the big route?
Green: I know the bridge is better in almost every way, but I like the scenic route.

Blue continues to study the map while Green looks up to him questioningly.
Blue: Good. We can't take the bridge anyway, it's on fire and also flooded.

Both foxes look at each other with deep confusion, baffled by each others' logic.
Green: ...Then why did you ask?
Blue: Because I value your opinions?
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Gemakai @gemakai.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
Signal boosting. Sue is good folk and could really use some financial help to handle recent medical costs. Any amount would be appreciated. gofund.me/8bbca3635
gofund.me
Donate to Help Sue's Family with Medical and Daily Needs, organized by Sue Howard
Like most people in the United States, my family and I are struggling. I rec… Sue Howard needs your support for Help Sue's Family with Medical and Daily Needs
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Shen Comix @shenanigansen.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
Panel 1: Shenne (this is how I'll reference the girl version of Shen from now on) is making a comically pouty crybaby hands with her hands raised and saying "oooo I can't even draw a stick figure"

Panel 2: She's now doing raptor hands and continuing to make the pouty face in profile view, saying "ooooo if I draw something, it's gonna be BAD!"

Panel 3: Shenne faces you directly, the front of her body shaded apart from her eyes and teeth, which form a disgusted expression as she says "WHO THE HELL CARES?? DON'T YOU HAVE SOMETHING YOU WANNA SAY TO THE WORLD???"

Panel 4: Shenne, still with a disgusted expression, says "here, loser" and throws a pencil at you.
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PBF Comics @pbfcomics.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
“What a beautiful universe, hon" says a telescope as gazes upon an aurora borealis. “It really is”, responds the telescope's partner, who it turns out is not a telescope, but a microscope. Hands full of algae, she wades waist deep in a disgusting swamp, amazed by the heavenly microscopic life all around them.
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𝔰𝔞𝔩𝔢𝔪 ☾ @w0lfertinger666.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
900 COMBAT GRL-EVIL
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⚔️🎀 𝔉𝔦𝔞𝔡𝔥 🎀⚔️ @fiadh.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
i am begging venues & bands to rediscover clipart
your ai flyer looks like shit
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Dani(They/Them)- Reopening Comms Oct 5th @angusburgers.bsky.social · 26/11/2024
The Human Complains About The Spaghetti
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Karp McKarp @lordmagikarpish.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Wanted to repost my ArtFight attacks (so far) with credits to the folks who made the characters (in ALT)! What I should have been doing from the beginning... WHOOPS. I will be listing the owners AF handle, so you can find them (and their characters) there!
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Foxes In Love @foxes-in-love.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
A comic of two foxes, one of whom is blue, the other is a soft muted grey. In this one, Blue is helping the foxes' elderly neighbour carry groceries.
Neighbour: Thanks for helping me run my errands.

Arriving at her home, Blue sets the groceries down, while the neighbour starts digging her purse.
Blue: It's nothing, we're neighbours and I was home anyway.
Neighbour: Here's for your trouble.

Seeing the neighbour offering money, Blue leans back, trying to reject it. Determined to reimburse him for his time, she leans in just a aggressively as he is trying to lean away.
Blue: Oh, no need-
Neighbour: I am not a charity case. Take the damn money.

Arriving home visibly shaken, Blue is carrying the money that the neighbour offered. Green is sitting at his computer, looking towards Blue.
Green: How was it?
Blue: She drives a hard bargain.
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That girl with The Posts @roodypatooti.bsky.social · 07/11/2025
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Archangel Beth @archangelbeth.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
Stolen from Discord. And yeah, this tracks.
Posted by Fav, @Favwontmiss, on 7/2/26:

if a neurodivergent person is holding perfect eye contact with you, she is not listening. she is performing listening. her entire brain is spent keeping her body still and her face neutral. if you actually want her to remember what you said, let her look at the floor. let her fidget. let her doodle. she can either look at you or she can hear you. pick one.
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J. L. Westover @mrlovenstein.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
Secret Panel HERE 🎵 tinyview.com/mrlovenstein/2026/07/05/shake-it
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Ordained Sun Priestess @genderthief.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
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Karp McKarp @lordmagikarpish.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
Some more ArtFight attacks last/this week.
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Foxes In Love @foxes-in-love.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
A comic of two foxes, one of whom is blue, the other is green. In this one, Blue approaches Green with a question.
Blue: Hey can you help me make up my mind about something?

Green sits calmly and listens as Blue goes on, ponderously tapping his chin with the tip of his tail.
Blue: Okay, so I've got three options- no, wait, the second option makes no sense for this.

Green sits still while Blue goes on, looking over his shoulder to the direction he came from.
Blue: And now that I think about it, the third one is the same as the fist, but worse.

Satisfied with this talk, Blue carries on, returning the way he had come. Green has not moved at all.
Blue: The first it is, then.
Green: Glad to help.
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Nova The CyberMage💜⭐ @cybermagenova.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
Happy 4th of July! Here's an unrelated image!
A screenshot from Fire Emblem with a CG of Lyn on a sunset background saying, "I do not love my country. I love the people in it and want their needs met."
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Henry Gilbert (Beloved Podcast Personality) @talkinghenry.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
Lisa Simpson says “I couldn’t think of a nice way to say America stinks”
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Karp McKarp @lordmagikarpish.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
Happy 250th birthday, America! Now effing grow up and stop whatever it is you think you're doing... Ef Ice Ef Trump AND his whole administration Make sure you VOTE in the upcoming midterms!
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Karp McKarp @lordmagikarpish.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
First attack! I can't draw ponies...
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Karp McKarp @lordmagikarpish.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
Happy Art Fight (If you celebrate)
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Minnesota Aurora FC @mnaurorafc.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
Statement on Supreme Court Transgender Ban in High School Sports 

Sports have always been a place where young people learn resilience and find community. No child should be told that who they are disqualifies them from that experience. Despite today’s Supreme Court ruling, Minnesota Aurora will continue to support transgender youth and the schools and coaches who want every kid to thrive. 
Every young person deserves a fair shot to play, belong, and grow through sports.
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General Guinan @madmaudlin.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
The entire internet
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𝕯𝖆𝖓🍂🎃🕸️ @arepublic86.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
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Foxes In Love @foxes-in-love.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
A comic of several multicolour foxes. In this one, we begin with a greyish-brown fox sitting in front of a laptop.
Narrator: Somewhere in the world, a fox watches a friend narrating an incident in her home.

Next we see a scene of the online friend fox's family yard, with one fox stealthily peering out of a window at another fox, who has pushed her entire face into a garden hedge.
Narrator: Her dad is peering out, watching his wife acting strange in the garden.

Then we get a view of the fox looking through the bushes, her face peeking out on the other side. She is frowning in suspicious curiosity.
Narrator: She is peeking through the hedge, keeping an eye on some lingering strangers.

Finally, we see Blue and Green, hunched over, keenly studying a worm on the ground.
Narrator: The mysterious strangers are observing a worm.
Blue: Where are you going, buddy?
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Foxes In Love @foxes-in-love.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
A comic of two foxes, one of whom is blue, the other is green. In this one, Blue and Green are in bed, looking at each other.
Green: I show affection by doing things for the people I love.

Blue and Green kiss each other.
Green: I change your bedsheets because I love you.

Blue raises an eyebrow with a puzzled expression as Green nuzzles up to him.
Blue: We sleep in the same bed, in the same sheets.

Not even slightly deterred by Blue's confusion, Green cuddles up closer to him.
Green: I can love us both.
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Xiaoyi @cleefouti.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
Strawberry economics
A four frames comics about how I can afford strawberries as a 34 year old adult. The first frame shows a bunch of gariguette strawberries in a box at the supermarket. The text reads: "STRAWBERRIES ON SALE". In the second frame I am holding the box of strawberries happily, saying "And I have enough money left to afford them!". In the third frame I am eating them and saying "Mmm a scrumptious treat...". In the fourth frame I am closing my eyes and thinking "The economy is very bad".
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Matt G. ♾️🍉 @artistsince05.bsky.social · 10/05/2026
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Sun Tzu's Art of Vore @rhena.bsky.social · 09/05/2026
happy Piccolo Day
Demon King Piccolo (a green demon with antennae (but actually Namekian)) from Dragon Ball, saying "Therefore every May 9th will be celebrated as Piccolo Day"
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Timothy @landbeforetim.myatproto.social · 01/05/2026
Bring back the ancient knowledge
Things you read on a blog might make you angry. They might upset you. Stop visiting that blog. Don't waste your time posting comments. Move on and find a new blog. There are so many fun blogs on the Internet. You'll easily find a better one.
There is always another fun new blog to read online.
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Veronika @maskofravens.bsky.social · 02/05/2026
Time for an impromptu free art raffle ❗❗❗ Details attached in the image :3 Read the How To carefully! Thankyou in advance for your interest in my work! Spread da word <3 #furry #furryart
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Karp McKarp @lordmagikarpish.bsky.social · 29/04/2026
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Latency🪫 @latencyknight.bsky.social · 25/04/2026
#deltarune #krusie
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