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@lorddimwitflathead.bsky.social
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Linguistics researcher, proud papa, retro gamer, hot sauce alchemist, your mom lover, ex-Mormon, home cook, road tripper, beard horticulturist living in 1995. 岐阜魂 Santa? MY pebbles!

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YubiZubon @lorddimwitflathead.bsky.social · 2h
You need to get yourselves on the Japan App Store…
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YubiZubon @lorddimwitflathead.bsky.social · 23/04/2026
Literate people picked up what you were putting down. You’re fine.
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YubiZubon @lorddimwitflathead.bsky.social · 19/04/2026
Japanese “Garfield” movie is looking pretty strong
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YubiZubon @lorddimwitflathead.bsky.social · 13/04/2026
“In the underground, the bricks are blue, and there are yellow coins. I think that is so beautiful to me.” - my four year old son last night, before falling asleep 🥹
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YubiZubon @lorddimwitflathead.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
Today I learned that Bad Bunny is not a drag queen
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YubiZubon @lorddimwitflathead.bsky.social · 31/12/2025
See also: Moby Dick
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YubiZubon @lorddimwitflathead.bsky.social · 31/12/2025
Here’s a middle-aged Korean representative in the streets literally grabbing a gun from the hands of overreaching law enforcement. Tell you what, DNC- you start doing this and I’ll start donating. Cowards.
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YubiZubon @lorddimwitflathead.bsky.social · 29/12/2025
It took me 20 seconds to find this. bsky.app/profile/90sd... I’ll be doing at least two of these things starting now.
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YubiZubon @lorddimwitflathead.bsky.social · 29/12/2025
bsky.app/profile/90sd...
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YubiZubon @lorddimwitflathead.bsky.social · 29/12/2025
They told you to read their reply history. I found several suggestions.
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YubiZubon @lorddimwitflathead.bsky.social · 28/12/2025
And it isn’t even close.
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YubiZubon @lorddimwitflathead.bsky.social · 24/11/2025
i love weird Filipino Sully almost as much as he wants donations
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YubiZubon @lorddimwitflathead.bsky.social · 21/11/2025
Wildest name for a snack
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YubiZubon @lorddimwitflathead.bsky.social · 13/11/2025
That round-headed kid?
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slate @pleasebegneiss.bsky.social · 13/11/2025
epstein in dozens of pieces of written documentation: the presidential candidate my best friend loves coming over to my house for the young girls i rent reporters: we are getting closer to busting this thing wide open
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YubiZubon @lorddimwitflathead.bsky.social · 06/11/2025
Holy shit
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YubiZubon @lorddimwitflathead.bsky.social · 06/11/2025
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YubiZubon @lorddimwitflathead.bsky.social · 08/10/2025
🤣 hell that’s good
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YubiZubon @lorddimwitflathead.bsky.social · 08/10/2025
Chicago style pizza implies the existence of APA style pizza
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Good Boy @goodboy.bsky.social · 23/09/2025
Modern Facism is the quest to make the Internet real life in every way to punish the people who were mean to you on the Internet because you were and still are a wet dullard
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Janel Comeau 🍁 @verybadllama.bsky.social · 23/09/2025
I have taken the Tylenol that was in the medicine cabinet and which they think probably is the reason you like trains forgive me but that’s bullshit you got autism from your dad
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YubiZubon @lorddimwitflathead.bsky.social · 13/09/2025
Good lord 🤣💀
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YubiZubon @lorddimwitflathead.bsky.social · 13/09/2025
As a dad: if my kid ever assassinates someone- I’ll probably be going down for obstruction of justice. I can’t imagine a situation I’d turn in my boy. We’re going down together. What a shit dad.
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Trëy @quiksnowboard7.bsky.social · 22/08/2025
#MusicHistory On this day, the Bristol, England electronic band Portishead, released their debut album, Dummy. This amazing record won the 1995 Mercury Music Prize, and is often credited with popularizing the Trip Hop genre. Dummy is absolutely one of the best albums of the 1990s.
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Frankendarling @futurehasbeen.bsky.social · 02/07/2025
Dirtbag Hanks Through The Years
Detective Pep Streebek in disguise as “Emil Muzz,” Dragnet (1987)Goldthwaite Higginson Dorr Ph.D, The Ladykillers (2004)Dermot Hoggins, Cloud Atlas (2012)Colonel Tom Parker, Elvis (2022)
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YubiZubon @lorddimwitflathead.bsky.social · 02/07/2025
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YubiZubon @lorddimwitflathead.bsky.social · 02/07/2025
Juggolas
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YubiZubon @lorddimwitflathead.bsky.social · 02/07/2025
HE SAID TRY NOT TO CRY Christ
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YubiZubon @lorddimwitflathead.bsky.social · 02/07/2025
Legolas hasn’t aged a day. Gimli has just been a very sentimental pile of rocks for the past six photos
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YubiZubon @lorddimwitflathead.bsky.social · 02/07/2025
“For my 42nd birthday my best friend and I recreated this photo we took in 1995” is probably my favorite social media genre
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YubiZubon @lorddimwitflathead.bsky.social · 19/06/2025
media.tenor.com
The Office How Dare You GIF
ALT: The Office How Dare You GIF
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Molly White @molly.wiki · 17/06/2025
just checking in on the financial revolution that was meant to sidestep banks, tech giants, and the state
Headline: Walmart, Amazon Mull Dollar-Pegged Stablecoins in the US: WSJHeadline: Coinbase torched by crypto community for US army parade sponsorship<br>Justin Sun-linked firm to go public in US with TRX acquisition strategy; Eric Trump expected to take role: FTHeadline: Trump made over $57 million from World Liberty Financial's WLFI sales, new disclosure showsHeadline: Coinbase unveils an American Express-powered credit card offering up to 4% in BTC rewards<br>Shopify teams up with Coinbase and Stripe in USDC stablecoin payments push
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YubiZubon @lorddimwitflathead.bsky.social · 10/06/2025
Teaching class and enjoying this sticker from @othatsraspberry.com
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Mike Drucker @mikedrucker.bsky.social · 05/06/2025
hahahahahahahahahahhahahahahaha (breath) hahahahahahaha
Tweet from Kanye West saying “Broooos please noooooo 🫂   We love you both so much”
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YubiZubon @lorddimwitflathead.bsky.social · 06/06/2025
Two trailer park girls go ‘round the outside, ‘round the outside
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YubiZubon @lorddimwitflathead.bsky.social · 21/05/2025
Wait, no, 10 albums of absolute ass
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YubiZubon @lorddimwitflathead.bsky.social · 21/05/2025
Why did Joshua Radin make possibly the best album ever recorded and then follow it up with 8 albums of absolute ass
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YubiZubon @lorddimwitflathead.bsky.social · 21/05/2025
The Cowardly Ages
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YubiZubon @lorddimwitflathead.bsky.social · 21/05/2025
The Nazi site doesn't need traffic, and certainly not from here.
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YubiZubon @lorddimwitflathead.bsky.social · 21/05/2025
糖質やプリン体を控えた選択をされていることに、深い敬意を表します。
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YubiZubon @lorddimwitflathead.bsky.social · 20/05/2025
I was with you until you posted the Twitter link
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YubiZubon @lorddimwitflathead.bsky.social · 14/05/2025
HEYOOOOO
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YubiZubon @lorddimwitflathead.bsky.social · 14/05/2025
Right. Famed actor "Leonardi" DiCaprio
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YubiZubon @lorddimwitflathead.bsky.social · 14/05/2025
Free the Menendez Brothers, free Tonya Harding, free OJ, and free Lorena Bobbitt, and free the kid who got caned for doing a graffiti in Singapore. Take THAT, David Letterman in 1994!
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YubiZubon @lorddimwitflathead.bsky.social · 14/05/2025
To anyone who follows @financialtimes.com on Bluesky- HEY- what are we even doing here?
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YubiZubon @lorddimwitflathead.bsky.social · 14/05/2025
Hey, cowards. How about an article about how "DOGE doesn't even legally exist"
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YubiZubon @lorddimwitflathead.bsky.social · 14/05/2025
Imagine thinking the courts were the way to handle the collapse
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YubiZubon @lorddimwitflathead.bsky.social · 14/05/2025
Sounds on-brand for Orem
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YubiZubon @lorddimwitflathead.bsky.social · 14/05/2025
“Do you wanna buy a monkey?”
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