Reposted by LordbourbonSmall Robots @smolrobots.bsky.social · 12hJRR Tolkien: You paint that picture of the key scene from the Two Towers where Frodo and Sam fight Gollum? Donato Giancola: Sure did, Ron, real fuckin' sexy just like you asked. JRRT: What. 4767302165
Lordbourbon @lordbourbon.bsky.social · 5hPeyton Manning killed that Carl guy from Cintas, correct,m? He's trying to assume his identity... I mean that's got to be the story there 001
Lordbourbon @lordbourbon.bsky.social · 03/10/2026@psufootball.bsky.social get rid of this coach before it's too late 000
Reposted by LordbourbonTim Carmody @tcarmody.bsky.social · 02/10/2026This is the funniest thing I've seen today, possibly ever 40118383074
Reposted by LordbourbonMrs. Betty Bowers @mrsbettybowers.bsky.social · 28/09/2026You know, if you *really* cared about the wellbeing of women in college, instead of carping about the statistically insignificant number of trans athletes in sports minding their own business, you’d be railing against these Cornell fraternity cretins who drugged and gang-raped a passed-out women: 39972132876
Lordbourbon @lordbourbon.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Any reaction videos of Jerry Jones from Brazil? #BlameItOnMe-O 011
Lordbourbon @lordbourbon.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Definitely on my @wxpnfm.bsky.social 885 List of best songs in movies and TV 000
Lordbourbon @lordbourbon.bsky.social · 27/09/2026As a season ticket holding #phillies fan I am hate watching this celebration BS Cut it out and get to work 000
Reposted by LordbourbonDavid Ho @davidho.bsky.social · 27/09/2026The techbros don't want you to see this trailer. Pass it on. 3249642748
Lordbourbon @lordbourbon.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Hey the Phillies are bad And old But at least most of them are entirely unlikeable 000
Lordbourbon @lordbourbon.bsky.social · 24/09/2026So many of these songs are pure nonsense and Muzak. Just awful, boring and shitty. 000
Reposted by LordbourbonMayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani @mayor.nyc.gov · 24/09/2026Never been to the opera before? Now’s your chance. We’re giving away 70,000 free tickets to the @metopera at the iconic Lincoln Center. Go to on.nyc.gov/opera to enter the lottery. There’s not a bad seat in the house. 684249095521
Lordbourbon @lordbourbon.bsky.social · 22/09/2026Yeah, I don't get it. So much of the (thankfully limited) country music I am forced into listening to is pure pablum, twangy Muzak. Then there's the fun dog whistle 'small town' stuff - musically boring, but at least there's a bunch of coded racism. 020
Lordbourbon @lordbourbon.bsky.social · 22/09/2026That's the pic of tRump they put up? Someone secretly hates him. 000
Reposted by Lordbourbonshy guy who go to gym @coolideas.bsky.social · 21/09/2026eagles fans burning the rebel flag in nashville go birds 1755798
Lordbourbon @lordbourbon.bsky.social · 17/09/2026I used to love College GameDay, but I can't watch a second of it because of this guy. I also can't watch the Fox equivalent with that barstool toad either. My Saturday mornings are much freer now. 000
Reposted by LordbourbonNew York Magazine @nymag.com · 17/09/2026How much Pat McAfee is too much? Once-predictable ESPN is wagering its future on the polarizing, overcaffeinated commentator.nymag.comHow Much Pat McAfee Is Too Much?How much Pat McAfee is too much? Once-predictable ESPN is wagering its future on the polarizing, overcaffeinated commentator. 111
Reposted by LordbourbonGillian Brockell @gillianbrockell.com · 16/09/2026The truth is none of y’all hate Robert Kraft enough. Get on my level. (From February) gillianbrockell.com/the-truth-ab...gillianbrockell.comThe truth about ICE and the New England Patriots jets (Go Seahawks)The best reason to hate the New England Patriots is where their team planes have been. 3245801498
Reposted by LordbourbonThe Tennessee Holler @thetnholler.bsky.social · 11/09/20269/11 victim Michael Massaroli’s son: "You do my dad's legacy & the legacy of all victims no honor using this tragedy to spread hate. I've had to spend 25 years seeing people use it to hate on our Muslim brothers & sisters, people who don't look like them." 442225416064
Lordbourbon @lordbourbon.bsky.social · 10/09/2026Cue the Dianne Russini think-piece on how that wasn't grounding 000
Reposted by LordbourbonMassimo (mirror) @rainmaker1973-m.bsky.social · 07/09/2026It wasn't his own puppy, but he protected it as if it were. The rain was pouring down, and this dog didn't move. He stayed put, covering the little kitten with his own body. Original post 39293501560
Lordbourbon @lordbourbon.bsky.social · 22/08/2026I love late 80s/early 90s Enuff Z'Nuff I don't care who knows. Saw them at Howard Stern's Philadelphia book signing, right next to the stage. After a night on South Street and sleeping in a car, I don't remember a bunch about it, but great vibes everywhere. Their first 2 albums are great. 010
Reposted by LordbourbonIan Petrie @icpetrie.bsky.social · 22/08/2026The other night I found myself reading the Wikipedia page for When In Rome and learned that Tony Fennell became the singer for When In Rome II in 2019... after departing Enuff Z'nuff.... having previously fronted Ultravox... An utterly boggling CV In case you don't remember Enuff Z'nuff:youtube.comEnuff Z'Nuff - New Thing (Official Music Video)YouTube video by RHINO 121
Lordbourbon @lordbourbon.bsky.social · 22/08/2026www.inquirer.com/arts/selfie-... Social engagement has been downhill since theninquirer.comA 19th century Philadelphia lamp maker took the world’s first selfie and turned the city into a hub of portrait photographyRobert Cornelius did not just take the world's first selfie. He opened the world's second portrait studio in our city. 000
Lordbourbon @lordbourbon.bsky.social · 22/08/2026Why is he on an electrified vehicle in a park that obviously wouldn't allow those types of vehicles? Hubris 010
Reposted by LordbourbonEmily Herring @emilyherring.bsky.social · 21/08/2026I'm still thinking about the @currentaffairs.bsky.social article about Jimmy Fallon "Fallon acts as the high priest of a terrified optimism, his rictus grin serving as a shield against the encroaching silence of the real." www.currentaffairs.org/news/the-ban...currentaffairs.orgThe Banal Horror of Jimmy FallonUnder the sterile blue lights of his studio, Fallon laughs endlessly at the same pseudo-jokes, rubs elbows with Trump and Sam Altman, and ushers in the death of culture. 57620
Lordbourbon @lordbourbon.bsky.social · 18/08/2026"Do I have to spell it out? C H E E S E A N D O N I O N S Oh no" Book of Rutland 1:2:3:4 000
Lordbourbon @lordbourbon.bsky.social · 16/08/2026Hey @siriusxmprog.bsky.social I don't want to see this POS (the smug prick on the right, I'm good on the King of All Media) on my app, how do I filter this garbage out. Can you help? 020
Lordbourbon @lordbourbon.bsky.social · 16/08/2026I have Willie Lampkin Fever #lampkin #FlyEaglesFly 020
Reposted by LordbourbonDan Kaszeta FRHistS @dankaszeta.bsky.social · 13/08/2026Las Vegas swimming pools and hot tubs are a microbial shop of horrors 812715
Reposted by LordbourbonDrH @drhaup.bsky.social · 12/08/2026CO-04 Dem candidate Ret. Rear Admiral Eileen Laubacher is the right candidate, at the right time, to defeat Lauren Boebert. Eileen, mother of 5, veteran of 3.5 decades, member of the National Security Council, has served our country with honor. She understands public service & duty. Boebert does not 20499219
Reposted by LordbourbonKai Ryssdal @kairyssdal.bsky.social · 12/08/2026I didn’t come anywhere near this when I was on the Roosevelt (‘87-‘90) - I think we hit like 85 straight days at sea. But even that was miserable. This is an abuse of the force and will have long term repercussions 921835412
Reposted by LordbourbonChristopher Moore @theauthorguy.bsky.social · 08/08/2026This may be the most clever Rube Goldberg machine I've ever seen. 1328750