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Lon Harris

@lons.bsky.social
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Editorial Director for This Week in Startups, Inside, and LAUNCH. I've written a bunch of internet stuff you like and nothing you do not like.

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Lon Harris @lons.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
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Lon Harris @lons.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
Hey look it’s Berry!
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Lon Harris @lons.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
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Lon Harris @lons.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
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Lon Harris @lons.bsky.social · 11/05/2026
There’s a lady at the cruise ship bar playing piano and singing but she does like 2 minute quick versions of classics. We just heard abridged “Landslide” and now she’s doing abridged “Piano Man.” It’s kind of brilliant? Or maybe I’ve just had 3 Jack and Cokes.
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Lon Harris @lons.bsky.social · 09/05/2026
We had a lot of quasi-copyright infringing fun at Cinecittà World today.
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Lon Harris @lons.bsky.social · 09/05/2026
A surprise Indiana Adventure? What is this, FX's THE BEAR?
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Lon Harris @lons.bsky.social · 07/05/2026
Gnocchi. It’s good!
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Lon Harris @lons.bsky.social · 07/05/2026
I am also experiencing art and reacting appropriately.
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Lon Harris @lons.bsky.social · 07/05/2026
Hello Bluesky. I am in Italy! Here is a photo of some pasta I ate.
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Lon Harris @lons.bsky.social · 15/04/2026
We come to this place for tragic...
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Lon Harris @lons.bsky.social · 05/04/2026
At the video store where I worked in the mid '00s, we had VHS tapes of old trailers that just played all day, the whole shift. This one for Hitchcock's TOPAZ was in there. I still randomly hear this weird VO in my head all the time.
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Lon Harris @lons.bsky.social · 04/04/2026
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Lon Harris @lons.bsky.social · 29/01/2026
YES! REALLY REALLY I SWEAR!
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Lon Harris @lons.bsky.social · 21/01/2026
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Lon Harris @lons.bsky.social · 31/12/2025
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Lon Harris @lons.bsky.social · 25/12/2025
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Lon Harris @lons.bsky.social · 23/12/2025
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Lon Harris @lons.bsky.social · 23/12/2025
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Lon Harris @lons.bsky.social · 22/12/2025
Reporting that the United States is sending people who committed no crime overseas to be tortured is not "advancing the ball"? What the fuck are you talking about?
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Lon Harris @lons.bsky.social · 19/12/2025
bsky.app/profile/phil...
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Lon Harris @lons.bsky.social · 11/12/2025
I was really surprised by this. It sounded too eerie to be an actual pop culture artifact but here it is.
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Lon Harris @lons.bsky.social · 02/12/2025
Honestly kind of hard to know because I've rewatched so few shows from the '90s other than very celebrated stuff like SEINFELD or THE SIMPSONS, but my first thought is Chris Elliott's "Get a Life."
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Lon Harris @lons.bsky.social · 29/11/2025
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Lon Harris @lons.bsky.social · 27/11/2025
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Lon Harris @lons.bsky.social · 25/11/2025
Share a 90s movie you think deserves more love
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Lon Harris @lons.bsky.social · 23/11/2025
Now I've heard that there's a secret chord That David played and it pleased the Lord But you don't really care for music, do ya?
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Lon Harris @lons.bsky.social · 17/11/2025
My thoughts from July
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Lon Harris @lons.bsky.social · 16/11/2025
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Lon Harris @lons.bsky.social · 16/11/2025
"So like, you'd go home from work and you're a totally separate guy." "But I live here. It's the Vatican." "Right, but... OK, like, you wouldn't REMEMBER." "OK." "You'd just be some guy named Leo." "Actually, my birth name is Robert." "I feel like you are trying not to get it."
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Lon Harris @lons.bsky.social · 09/11/2025
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Lon Harris @lons.bsky.social · 08/11/2025
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Lon Harris @lons.bsky.social · 05/11/2025
There's no way this guy believes this. I don't believe anyone actually believes this.
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Lon Harris @lons.bsky.social · 20/10/2025
Who's solving the Louvre robbery? Right answers only
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Lon Harris @lons.bsky.social · 20/10/2025
This is not even a convincing fake. If this is enough to fool people, we're truly cooked.
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Lon Harris @lons.bsky.social · 20/10/2025
There's a whole thread in which people are earnestly debating whether or not THIS image is AI generated. THIS cartoon image, with the bent flag pole that the flag doesn't completely touch, plus a three-eyed frog and nonsensical protest signs. It's already worse than I thought.
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Lon Harris @lons.bsky.social · 18/10/2025
Weekend plans...
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Lon Harris @lons.bsky.social · 11/10/2025
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Lon Harris @lons.bsky.social · 07/10/2025
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Lon Harris @lons.bsky.social · 21/09/2025
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Lon Harris @lons.bsky.social · 19/09/2025
20%?! These doofuses think 1 in 5 Americans are trans? Really goes to show how hysterical discourse around trans issues has become. It has no objective basis in reality at this point.
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Lon Harris @lons.bsky.social · 02/09/2025
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Lon Harris @lons.bsky.social · 31/08/2025
This is all that would be left of LA if President Trump hadn't taken action
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Lon Harris @lons.bsky.social · 29/08/2025
Definitely one of the overall best concerts I've ever attended. Check out this fucking setlist. (BABA was a cover of "Baba O'Reilly.")
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Lon Harris @lons.bsky.social · 14/08/2025
Fox News:
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Lon Harris @lons.bsky.social · 28/07/2025
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Lon Harris @lons.bsky.social · 24/07/2025
I get that people on Bluesky are jaded on Matt and Trey. I've had a lot of problems with them over the years as well, and I fear SOUTH PARK may have done the culture more harm than good over the years... But this is GOOD. It's good that they did this. They have a lot of cred w/ middle aged guys.
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Lon Harris @lons.bsky.social · 23/07/2025
What a dork
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Lon Harris @lons.bsky.social · 22/07/2025
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Lon Harris @lons.bsky.social · 18/07/2025
I get that this is an unpopular take On Here but we should not be surprised by ANY late night network TV show getting canceled. It's a dead genre. Once these current contracts are up, I feel like all or most late night shows are going away.
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