Lon Harris @lons.bsky.social · 11/05/2026There’s a lady at the cruise ship bar playing piano and singing but she does like 2 minute quick versions of classics. We just heard abridged “Landslide” and now she’s doing abridged “Piano Man.” It’s kind of brilliant? Or maybe I’ve just had 3 Jack and Cokes. 150
Lon Harris @lons.bsky.social · 09/05/2026We had a lot of quasi-copyright infringing fun at Cinecittà World today. 070
Lon Harris @lons.bsky.social · 09/05/2026A surprise Indiana Adventure? What is this, FX's THE BEAR? 150
Lon Harris @lons.bsky.social · 07/05/2026Hello Bluesky. I am in Italy! Here is a photo of some pasta I ate. 1190
Lon Harris @lons.bsky.social · 05/04/2026At the video store where I worked in the mid '00s, we had VHS tapes of old trailers that just played all day, the whole shift. This one for Hitchcock's TOPAZ was in there. I still randomly hear this weird VO in my head all the time. 2101
Lon Harris @lons.bsky.social · 22/12/2025Reporting that the United States is sending people who committed no crime overseas to be tortured is not "advancing the ball"? What the fuck are you talking about? 170
Lon Harris @lons.bsky.social · 11/12/2025I was really surprised by this. It sounded too eerie to be an actual pop culture artifact but here it is. 010
Lon Harris @lons.bsky.social · 02/12/2025Honestly kind of hard to know because I've rewatched so few shows from the '90s other than very celebrated stuff like SEINFELD or THE SIMPSONS, but my first thought is Chris Elliott's "Get a Life." 110
Lon Harris @lons.bsky.social · 23/11/2025Now I've heard that there's a secret chord That David played and it pleased the Lord But you don't really care for music, do ya? 190
Lon Harris @lons.bsky.social · 16/11/2025"So like, you'd go home from work and you're a totally separate guy." "But I live here. It's the Vatican." "Right, but... OK, like, you wouldn't REMEMBER." "OK." "You'd just be some guy named Leo." "Actually, my birth name is Robert." "I feel like you are trying not to get it." 0225
Lon Harris @lons.bsky.social · 05/11/2025There's no way this guy believes this. I don't believe anyone actually believes this. 4300
Lon Harris @lons.bsky.social · 20/10/2025This is not even a convincing fake. If this is enough to fool people, we're truly cooked. 070
Lon Harris @lons.bsky.social · 20/10/2025There's a whole thread in which people are earnestly debating whether or not THIS image is AI generated. THIS cartoon image, with the bent flag pole that the flag doesn't completely touch, plus a three-eyed frog and nonsensical protest signs. It's already worse than I thought. 2131
Lon Harris @lons.bsky.social · 19/09/202520%?! These doofuses think 1 in 5 Americans are trans? Really goes to show how hysterical discourse around trans issues has become. It has no objective basis in reality at this point. 4161
Lon Harris @lons.bsky.social · 31/08/2025This is all that would be left of LA if President Trump hadn't taken action 070
Lon Harris @lons.bsky.social · 29/08/2025Definitely one of the overall best concerts I've ever attended. Check out this fucking setlist. (BABA was a cover of "Baba O'Reilly.") 170
Lon Harris @lons.bsky.social · 24/07/2025I get that people on Bluesky are jaded on Matt and Trey. I've had a lot of problems with them over the years as well, and I fear SOUTH PARK may have done the culture more harm than good over the years... But this is GOOD. It's good that they did this. They have a lot of cred w/ middle aged guys. 1160
Lon Harris @lons.bsky.social · 18/07/2025I get that this is an unpopular take On Here but we should not be surprised by ANY late night network TV show getting canceled. It's a dead genre. Once these current contracts are up, I feel like all or most late night shows are going away. 220