Braden Longstreth @longstreth-face.bsky.social · 08/10/2026Forty seconds of walking in San Diego in a Brewers shirt and someone said "Wilson Contreras ruined my life", a player who simply does not and has never played for the Brewers 040
Braden Longstreth @longstreth-face.bsky.social · 08/10/2026Been here nine minutes and I already got beef with San Diego drivers 030
Braden Longstreth @longstreth-face.bsky.social · 08/10/2026THAT'S MY MOTHERFUCKING DAD ON THE TV IN THE BOTTOM OF THE 9TH INNING AT PETCO LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO 060
Braden Longstreth @longstreth-face.bsky.social · 08/10/2026Oh god I'm prepared, forgive me if there are repeats Nate Orf Xavier Cedeño Russell Branyan LaTroy Hawkins Aaron Hill Johnathan Villar Alex Claudio Mike Matheney Corey Hart Curtis Granderson Ray Black Keon Broxton Corey Knebel Chase Anderson Braden Looper Mat Gamel Corey Ray Rob Zastrynsky 110
Braden Longstreth @longstreth-face.bsky.social · 08/10/2026This was my view of San Diego as Megill walked onto the mound at PetCo. Brewers won about 90 seconds after touchdown. 100
Braden Longstreth @longstreth-face.bsky.social · 08/10/2026The secret is I'm just fist pumping hard enough this poor young woman next to me is probably a little annoyed 110
Braden Longstreth @longstreth-face.bsky.social · 08/10/2026Playoff baseball is stressful but at least I'm watching from a plane so I can't react to anything and also my stream buffers every pitch and also the stream likes to show popup ads for jerkmatedotcom I have to constantly close and also I'm coming up on the Rockies so it'll be bouncy too 040
Braden Longstreth @longstreth-face.bsky.social · 08/10/2026Sometimes I like to cough at airports just to spook people 110
Braden Longstreth @longstreth-face.bsky.social · 06/10/2026The real actual flag of East Palestine, Ohio 050
Braden Longstreth @longstreth-face.bsky.social · 30/09/2026I don't even call it food science, I just call it science. Just a peek into how sick and fooded my brain has become..... 051
Braden Longstreth @longstreth-face.bsky.social · 25/09/2026First time I ever skipped class in college was for Brewers Cubs game 163 in 2018, and without that, do we even have a country? 030
Braden Longstreth @longstreth-face.bsky.social · 24/09/2026Had one of the more severe mental breaks I've had in years and I have not cooked my food or cleaned up the shit I have strewn around my apartment during said break, but I did get my first naninf while twin size mattress was playing, so that's cool. 030
Braden Longstreth @longstreth-face.bsky.social · 10/09/2026Kinda fucked up to bench Matt Shaw on the first Kirkiversary 050
Braden Longstreth @longstreth-face.bsky.social · 06/09/2026Officially going to Riptide! First time in attendance at a Fighting game event outside of Madison since C3 2025 and first time outside Wisconsin since Riptide 2024! Not entering obv but excited to see the gang. 050
Reposted by Braden Longstreth Chris Kluwe @chriswarcraft.bsky.social · 05/09/2026As a former professional football player, I can confidently say that this essay is incorrect from every conceivable angle, and contributes heavily to the culture of toxic masculinity that still infests high schools and colleges across the country. 692093425
Braden Longstreth @longstreth-face.bsky.social · 05/09/2026But you can buy comfort, that shit looks itchy as hell 000
Braden Longstreth @longstreth-face.bsky.social · 01/09/2026Saw Alabama Shakes in the pouring rain last night. One of the most fun shows I've ever been to. Brittany Howard is so goddamn talented. 140
Reposted by Braden Longstreth Washington Nationals @nationals.com · 29/08/2026hugging kittens with the boys 😤 1315
Braden Longstreth @longstreth-face.bsky.social · 27/08/2026Tomorrow's the last friday I work before new schedule takes place :/ 020
Braden Longstreth @longstreth-face.bsky.social · 27/08/2026A lot of beloved people dying recently so let me say RIIIIIIIP BOZOOOOOOOOOOO This is my Kissinger moment 170
Reposted by Braden Longstreth Washington Nationals @nationals.com · 25/08/2026THE BIG .5 !!! EVERYBODY SAY HBDAY NATTY 15610
Braden Longstreth @longstreth-face.bsky.social · 23/08/2026Got a small promotion (no actual real changes in my responsibilities or power), but did just get my first "I want to speak to a manager" moment! 030
Braden Longstreth @longstreth-face.bsky.social · 16/08/2026People need to be less absolute about shit like this cause I'm 25 and thought my body was just old and decrepit forever now but it turns out I had a mild case of athletes foot for five months and it was actually so easy to fix 160
Braden Longstreth @longstreth-face.bsky.social · 14/08/2026Apologies, I forgot about Pretty Fly (for a white guy). It was very important to our people. 020
Braden Longstreth @longstreth-face.bsky.social · 13/08/2026They didn't need to write songs other than You're Gonna Go Far, Kid, but I'm not upset that they did, either. 140
Braden Longstreth @longstreth-face.bsky.social · 13/08/2026I've never heard a song by The Offspring that's made me say, "wait, this is The Offspring?", it's always, "yeah, that makes sense." 250
Braden Longstreth @longstreth-face.bsky.social · 11/08/2026Poutine is just three sides in a trench coat pretending to be a main. Do not recommend. 160
Braden Longstreth @longstreth-face.bsky.social · 11/08/2026So many shwarma places in Nova Scotia. Immigration is fuckin rad. 030
Braden Longstreth @longstreth-face.bsky.social · 10/08/2026YOU EVER EAT HADDOCK ON A THURRRSDAY BOOBOOBOOBOOBOOM 240
Braden Longstreth @longstreth-face.bsky.social · 05/08/2026Neat juxtaposition of artwork in the new wing of Dane County Airport and new tattoo 070
Braden Longstreth @longstreth-face.bsky.social · 04/08/2026Trying to remember the beauty that exists in this world despite the persisting pain in this world (my baseball team is bad) 060
Braden Longstreth @longstreth-face.bsky.social · 01/08/2026Just into a nicer apartment upstairs. Got everything packed and out of the old room, but very much not looking forward to unpacking. 140
Braden Longstreth @longstreth-face.bsky.social · 30/07/2026Like 80% of my interest in dating comes from wanting to share at restaurants. 040
Braden Longstreth @longstreth-face.bsky.social · 25/07/2026The trash cans from 1312 Jenifer St being used as barricades to block the site of where a black man was executed by a police officer is one of the most prescient juxtapositions I've ever seen. 051
Braden Longstreth @longstreth-face.bsky.social · 20/07/2026Congrats to Spain and all but it stilm should've been Cabo Verde 041
Braden Longstreth @longstreth-face.bsky.social · 14/07/2026Heartbreaking (restaurant I like put up a "men to the left because women are always right" sign outside their bathroom) 020
Braden Longstreth @longstreth-face.bsky.social · 09/07/2026Turtle bean. Found it in ante 6 shop 1 on a strong pair build with a fair amount of steel cards and just skipped every available blind. Had reroll glut and was able to find blueprint in ante 8 for the overkill. 010
Braden Longstreth @longstreth-face.bsky.social · 06/07/2026"pausa de hidratacion" would be a great name for a cocktail 021
Braden Longstreth @longstreth-face.bsky.social · 04/07/2026As a Cabo Verde bandwagoner, that's a tough one, but a lot for their people to be proud of. A country with a population fewer than Milwaukee, WI took the #1 team in the tournament and defending champ down to the wire and it took two perfect corners in ET by one of the greatest of all time to beat em 030
