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Chort @longstorychort.bsky.social · 27/08/2025

It completed all its objectives, this is cope. Don’t let the fact that musk is awful blind you to a great engineering achievement.

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Chort @longstorychort.bsky.social · 26/08/2025

“Message me on spo…” no

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Chort @longstorychort.bsky.social · 22/08/2025

Posts like this must hit like crack for people that don’t understand how the US conducts these exercises.

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Chort @longstorychort.bsky.social · 11/08/2025

This was less than a week after trump accused him of being a Chinese spy btw

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CivicTracker @civictracker.us · 11/08/2025

President Trump met with Intel's Lip-Bu Tan, Commerce Secretary Lutnick, and Treasury Secretary Bessent. Discussions will continue, with suggestions expected next week.

Donald J. Trump via Truth Social: I met with Mr. Lip-Bu Tan, of Intel, along with Secretary of Commerce, Howard Lutnick, and Secretary of the Treasury, Scott Bessent. The meeting was a very interesting one. His success and rise is an amazing story. Mr. Tan and my Cabinet members are going to spend time together, and bring suggestions to me during the next week. Thank you for your attention to this matter!

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Chort @longstorychort.bsky.social · 07/08/2025

They should have been dropped on Tokyo instead

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Guy Bundestrivago @convolutedname.bsky.social · 04/08/2025

I see British leftists are on one. Nothing awakens my patriotism and the belief in the United States more.

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Chort @longstorychort.bsky.social · 04/08/2025

John Rambo wound not vote for a draft dodger that shits on POWs lmao

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Chort @longstorychort.bsky.social · 03/08/2025

“Americans love a winner, And they will not tolerate a loser.”

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Cameron 🇺🇸🗽🦅 @cameroncorduroy.bsky.social · 29/07/2025

the simplest test i have for whether or not somebody is a Serious Person is their reaction to the Lockheed Martin pride socks

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Chort @longstorychort.bsky.social · 28/07/2025

The replies to this announcement proves this yet again:

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Chort @longstorychort.bsky.social · 27/07/2025

“Sir…. The ice cream deficit has hit $40.6 million….”

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Sam @samd.bsky.social · 18/07/2025

the thing about Ken is that he very clearly hates libs more than he hates fascists

Ken Klippenstein & @kenklippenstein
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amanda moore 🐢 @noturtlesoup17.bsky.social · 11/07/2025

Lots of people are conflating "I don't think the FBI possesses an Epstein client list that implicates Trump" with "I think Trump rules and has never done any sex crimes." Get a fucking grip.

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Chort @longstorychort.bsky.social · 08/07/2025

Aww! the bortac girlies spent all morning coordinating their tactically useless black multi-cam outfits! How cute 🥰

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John Scalzi @scalzi.com · 05/07/2025

If you're being snarky about children drowning in a flash flood what the fuck is wrong with you

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Chort @longstorychort.bsky.social · 05/07/2025

Yeah those dead little girls definitely got what was coming to them! How dare they be born to families in Texas 😤

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Cameron 🇺🇸🗽🦅 @cameroncorduroy.bsky.social · 04/07/2025

something i'll admit i was wrong about was abolishing ICE internet communists were ahead of the curve on that one

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Rude Law Dog @esghound.com · 29/06/2025

Maybe I'm getting old but the shit Al Franken did to multiple women has been an immediately fireable offence for sexual harassment at any mid-sized plus corporation since the 1990s Franken dead enders are freaks

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Chort @longstorychort.bsky.social · 24/06/2025

Kamala would have swept if she called trump fat

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Rep. Jamie Raskin @raskin.house.gov · 14/06/2025

Our able men and women in uniform swear an Oath to support the Constitution—they didn’t sign up to spend the weekend in a military parade to feed the insatiable narcissism of an incorrigible insurrectionist/dictator.

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Kumail Nanjiani @kumail.bsky.social · 10/06/2025

real bummer finding out that literally everything was on the honor system this whole time

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Chort @longstorychort.bsky.social · 30/04/2025

Disgusting amount of people in the comments oddly giddy about farmers killing themselves because they might be republicans……

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Hakeem Jeffries @hakeem-jeffries.bsky.social · 25/03/2025

Pete Hegseth must resign or be fired immediately.

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Detroit Free Press @freep.com · 23/03/2025

📹 VIDEO: In a protest transcending national boundaries, hundreds of Detroiters and Canadians came out Saturday afternoon to voice their displeasure with President Donald Trump and the American government.

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