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@loneyjane.bsky.social
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Shy/anxious extrovert; "big old lefty socialist"; CofE; illustrator; bassist; singer; feminist; cyclist. Light void-screaming. She/her I don’t have DMs.

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Lo @loneyjane.bsky.social · 10h
Excellent gig this evening. I was very much a perimenopausal woman recognising my duty to allow the beautiful young people to stand in front of me and do their thing 😂
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Lo @loneyjane.bsky.social · 21h
Had a slow walk around earlier between here and the pub, looking for the earring. Nothing :(. Maybe it’s in my car but I couldn’t see it last night. BOOOOO.
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Lo @loneyjane.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Wordle 1,932 5/6* ⬜⬜⬜⬜🟩 ⬜⬜⬜⬜🟩 ⬜⬜⬜⬜🟩 ⬜⬜⬜🟨🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 😑
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womensartbluesky.bsky.social @womensartbluesky.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Louise V Durham, stained glass and driftwood sculpture, Shoreham by Sea, UK #WomensArt
Photo featuring three rectangular vertical wood sculptures with blue and green inlayed stained glass, side by side on a wet beach with reflections
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Lo @loneyjane.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Wore a pair of earrings earlier for the first time in about 20 years. Of course I’ve lost one.
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Lo @loneyjane.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
There is a very loud woman outside the pub across the road. So far she’s been talking about a dead owl, and her breakdown cover. Hopefully these two things are not related.
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purr.in.ink @purrinink.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
🐾🤍..
A black cat with enormous round eyes holds out a small red heart towards the viewer. Text reads: “A big thank you to everyone who is still putting good things into the world when the world gives us so many reasons not to.” Beside the cat, an arrow points to the heart with the words “For you.”
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Lo @loneyjane.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
A scrappy little plant, holding its own on the industrial estate and looking beautiful in the low morning sun.
A small many-leafed plant, whose fronds come from a central point and fan out into a rough quarter-globe shape. Its leaves are catching the low, golden morning sun, as is the fallen rusty barrier pole that it’s growing from underneath
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Lo @loneyjane.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
None of the hot drinks I've made today have been satisfying so far; it's like there's a very small, specific curse on me
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Lo @loneyjane.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Truly understanding why the Plenish oat barista drink was on such a good offer at Sainsbury's. Yuck.
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Lo @loneyjane.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Thought I’d had a full night sleep but noooooo, it was just the surreal, disturbing dream phase where I get really warm and have bizarre thoughts and grit my teeth way too hard.
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Lo @loneyjane.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I’ve muted as much as I can, but whenever one of you randomly posts something about a past-it celebrity I still know what yer all on about 🙄
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Lo @loneyjane.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Now. Dinner.
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Lo @loneyjane.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I know it's a bit shopping-list-y, but if anyone fancies throwing a prayer up there that we can get some locks successfully changed this eve (long story), that would be just lovely. #CofEPeeps #⚓
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Lo @loneyjane.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
LQT nearly snorted water through my nose at that one
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CEEFAUX @ceefaux.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
We know some of you watch this religiously.
23.00 PRIEST INTERCEPTORS
More real-life cop action sees the traffic officers dealing with a runaway cardinal on the M6 south, an un-insured vicar on first in a layby near Stoke-on-Trent, and a reverend who claims he is a bishop but doesn't have the paper work, or big hat, to prove it.
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Lo @loneyjane.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I appear to be in a very good mood this morning, which is baffling! Let's all tell my brain to stop saying something awful is going to happen now 😅
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GeorgiaBlue @georgiablue.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
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Lo @loneyjane.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Important announcement: I have decided to fully live my spinster fantasy by putting all the crocheted things on all of my sofa space.
A large blue corner sofa with two multicoloured crocheted blankets on the backs of the seats. A large photo wall is above. A smaller brown sofa with a blue, pink and green crocheted blanket with 3D flower details. A window is behind the sofa.
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Lo @loneyjane.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
TIL, after living in my house for 7.5 years, that I have a Bluetooth water meter and the engineer can take a reading from outside the property 🤩
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mindflakes @mindflakes.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I've read through my employment contract 3 times and at no point does it specify that I can't unleash bees in the office
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Lo @loneyjane.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Wordle 1,928 3/6* 🟨⬜🟨⬜⬜ 🟩🟩⬜🟨⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 Strands #940 “Have a heart” 🟡🔵🔵🔵 🔵🔵🔵 Connections Puzzle #1206 🟨🟨🟨🟨 🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟦🟦🟦🟦 🟪🟪🟪🟪
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Lo @loneyjane.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Well, @adobe.com have seen fit to make the scroll bars extra elusive and tricksy in their latest Acrobat update, haven't they? That's great because I love not knowing how far I am through a document, and also not knowing when/if I'm going to see a scroll bar. It's great.
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Lo @loneyjane.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Bernie Sanders "Once Again" meme: an older white man wearing a dark tan coat stands in a snowy street and is photographed while speaking. The caption reads "I have once again made an excellent cup of tea".
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Lo @loneyjane.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Oooh have I found a Christmas Day dress?
joebrowns.co.uk
Heidi Long Sleeve Jersey Maxi Dress
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Lo @loneyjane.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
As ever, I’m feeling less awful after chatting with church peeps at home group. Thank you lot for being so lovely as well. There are good humans in the world, and you lot are some of them.
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Lev Parikian @levparikian.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Detectives at the Fairford scene
Russell (grey beard, glasses) and Hugh (dark hair, young) from Detectorists, both wearing headphones. They’re peering at a spot just below the camera. The subtext/backstory is that they’ve been asked by the mayor to find his chains of office, which he has lost. It turns out that the place they were lost is a well-known local dogging spot. Hence the slight look of disgust and trepidation on their faces.
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Lo @loneyjane.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I need a hug, and also not to live alone.
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The Museum of English Rural Life (MERL) @themerl.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
never skip leg day
An oil painting of a giant white ox, with a massive body and extremely tiny legs. He stands solemnly in a field beneath a moody sky, as if presiding over some kind battle.
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Lo @loneyjane.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Hoovered the living room just now, even tho that room is at the opposite end of the house to where I found that spider. But it’s a start. My lovely sis in law has accidentally shamed me with the amount she cleans and tidies their house. I am a sloven. That’s a problem with living on my own;
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Lo @loneyjane.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Seen a spider in the bathroom and checked online, and have been pass-agg-ed by the insect ID app. Apparently to ensure they don’t settle in, I should vacuum and keep my house clutter-free. Rude.
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Lo @loneyjane.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I have a headache. Probably stress from the last couple hours, plus decompressing after being either in company, or ill, for the last four days. Also I discovered something STUPID that I hadn’t done before I left for Sizewell (draw your own conclusions) and am in slight shock about it.
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Lo @loneyjane.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
WiFi is in and out so checking the signal, which leads me to check the connections at the wall, which leads me to look outside and see some bits of brick missing around where my cables enter the house, and I don’t know if someone’s done something outside or I’ve done something inside or it’s just
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Lo @loneyjane.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I think this plant needs repotting.
Roots bursting through the bottom of a black plastic plant pot
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Lo @loneyjane.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I know where the little barking dog lives now. Thing is, I heard it barking in the house while I was outside, so it’s not necessarily being left outside. Maybe it just barks a lot. Or maybe it’s being left inside. Argh.
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Lo @loneyjane.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
She’s having her weekly water in the bath. Also: another new leaf is coming!
Partial photo of a cheese plant in a white bath next to the plug hole. A bright green shoot is coming from the stem of one of the leaves.
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Lo @loneyjane.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Doing September right tbh
Lo’s hand holding a white ceramic cup of tea outside in the sun with a pebble beach and a blue sky beyond
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Lo @loneyjane.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I’m at Sizewell Hall! Yay! #CofEPeeps #IYKYK
A large mushroom surrounded by leaf litter with trees in the background. Viewed from the perspective of a caterpillar who’s just turned up with his hookah. Grass pictured from a low perspective. An avenue of trees overhead. Dappled sunlight. A speckled wood butterfly on a tarmac road
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Lo @loneyjane.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Feeling much better today after too-rich-food consequences yesterday. Now it’s just the standard IBS crunchy tum owch. I can deal with that. *lies down on the floor*
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Lo @loneyjane.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Got a random email about my “parcel from Bella Union”, like wtf is that? Searched my emails: it’s the new Penelope Isles album I preordered! Coming today apparently. I’m away so will see it tomorrow, woohoo!
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Lo @loneyjane.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Spot the butterfly
Some grass, leaves and a butterfly
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Lo @loneyjane.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Yeah still definitely never eating anything again 😅
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Lo @loneyjane.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Oh oh I met a two year old wire haired dachshund called Otto, in the Hind’s Head where we went for a half before the meal. He was so freaking cyooooot!!!
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Lo @loneyjane.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Ya girl got a good hotel room!
Lo does a cheesy grin and a thumbs up in a mirror selfie.
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Lo @loneyjane.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
You all need to see this extremely adorable photo I took of Merry at the weekend. She takes her squirrel patrol duties very seriously.
A small cream poodle mix dog sits with her back to the camera and looks out of a French door into a sunlit garden with trees and grass. Her little French-bob ears and cotton-ball tail are looking incredibly sweet.
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Tom Gauld @tomgauld.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
My latest @newscientist.com cartoon. many more here: www.newscientist.com/author/tom-gauld/
Image: A graph with lots of red dots clustered together in a curve. The are all looking upwards at a single red dot wearing sunglasses. 

Caption: Mike was an outlier and would probably be excluded from the study, but all the other data points secretly thought he was really cool.
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Lo @loneyjane.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
TBT that time in 2022 I created a “find your slightly pretentious interior design company” thing. Birth month [&] Last digit of birth year! And if that feels a bit GDPR-y, I dunno, just choose at random 😄 Me = Poem & Oak
A list of months with words next to them, then a big ampersand sign, and then a list of digits with words after them 


Jan: Spirit
Feb: Treasure
Mar: Follow
Apr: Honour
May: Centre
Jun: Cherish
Jul: Favour
Aug: Silver
Sep: Reason
Oct: Poem
Nov: Valley
Dec: Winter

1: Oak
2: Plum
3: Ink
4: Fir 
5: Bee
6: Leaf
7: Moss
8: Grove
9: Ash
O: Flax
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Lo @loneyjane.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Wordle 1,923 3/6* ⬜⬜⬜⬜🟨 ⬜⬜🟨🟩⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 Strands #935 “Just outside your door” 🟡🔵🔵🔵 🔵🔵🔵 Connections Puzzle #1201 🟦🟦🟦🟦 🟨🟨🟨🟨 🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟪🟪🟪🟪
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Lo @loneyjane.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Survey says orange! And having taken a photo with my pink hair, I think it’s okay. The one thing I was worried about was clashing but I’m going to brazen it out. And the pink flowers on the dress are basically the same colour as my hair 😂
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Lo @loneyjane.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩 💙🩷💛🩵💜❤️🧡💚💗
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