Sign in

Lonely Joe Parker

@lonelyjoeparker.bsky.social
229 followers 533 following 423 posts

Science and music, lectures a bit. Sleeps more. English cis bloke. A few bike/active travel/public transport bits. @lonelyjoeparker on all the socials.🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🇪🇺🇵🇸🇺🇦✝️✡️☪️💚🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈

PostsRepliesMedia
Reposted by Lonely Joe Parker
Tom Roberts @tpgroberts.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Look, if I were in the middle of denying I'd participated in a straw donor scheme to launder illegal political donations from inadmissible donors, I probably wouldn't want to be caught on camera setting up a different straw donor scheme to launder illegal political donations from inadmissible donors
10498114
Reposted by Lonely Joe Parker
Daniel Moser @dmoser.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Pollution levels in London after 10 years of advancing sustainable transport.
Map showing Lower Pollution levels in London after 10 years of advancing sustainable transport.
164115633175
Reposted by Lonely Joe Parker
Count Binface @countbinface.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
At what point does a British by-election get awarded to the silver medalist, à la Ben Johnson and Carl Lewis? Asking for a friend of a friend, i.e. me. #Clacton
994986866
Lonely Joe Parker @lonelyjoeparker.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
"5. Thank the Driver" jesus lord above in a acape
010
Reposted by Lonely Joe Parker
Fietser @americanfietser.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
I won't claim that riding a bike fixes everything, but moving your body, getting some fresh air, and being face to face with nature on a simple commute can do so much for your physical and mental health. You don't always have to leave the car at home, but give it a try sometime if you can.
1539863
Reposted by Lonely Joe Parker
Chris Addison @mrchrisaddison.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Somewhere in England, a tired man turns off Channel 4 news and wearily puts on a bin.
06032953
Reposted by Lonely Joe Parker
Carmi Levy @carmilevy.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Once upon a time, a Peugeot 10-speed bike was the stuff of dreams for the typical kid. At least in my neighbourhood. Not anymore, of course. Which explains why I stopped dead in my tracks to admire the simple beauty of a once-aspirational machine. #ldnont #canada #cycling
4538620
Reposted by Lonely Joe Parker
Channel 4 News @channel4news.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Undercover footage verified by Channel 4 News reveals a secret plot by senior Reform UK figures to break the law on party donations. A leading legal expert is now calling for a criminal investigation. 🔗 Read the exclusive story on Substack:
channel4news.substack.com
Exclusive: Nigel Farage filmed undercover celebrating secret new foreign donations
Undercover footage verified by Channel 4 News reveals a secret plot by senior Reform UK figures to break the law on party donations. A leading legal expert is now calling for a criminal investigation.
46894603996
Lonely Joe Parker @lonelyjoeparker.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
@paullucas.bsky.social Loved the Abu Dhabi train vid!
000
Reposted by Lonely Joe Parker
Ward Carroll @wardcarroll.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
Find somebody who loves you as much as Trump loves a much younger version of himself.
2214
Reposted by Lonely Joe Parker
Razzball @razzball.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
gets incredible air here
256145513362
Reposted by Lonely Joe Parker
Laura G Mitchell @lauragmitchell.com · 08/08/2026
Every time I take my mom somewhere in our cargo trike she says the same thing (at some point in the ride): “Wow, you sure do see more on a bike than driving, don’t you?” Today she added “I think I have a glimpse into what my 80s will be like” (me riding her around even more in my bike). 🥰
Laura’s mom sits in the front of her Bunch cargo trike wearing a high viz helmet and rain jacket
1039649
Reposted by Lonely Joe Parker
Mayor of London, Sadiq Khan @london.gov.uk · 08/08/2026
Climate denial is getting louder. Reality is getting harder to ignore. When parks are brown, rivers are shrinking and firefighters are battling blazes across the globe, governments must accelerate climate action, not slow it down.
theguardian.com
This burning summer is the proof: the voices of climate denial aren’t just delusional, they’re deadly | Sadiq Khan
Look at our blazing forests and parched cities. Green policies aren’t a ‘luxury’, and we can’t burn more oil and gas. People need the truth, says London mayor Sadiq Khan
702189790
Lonely Joe Parker @lonelyjoeparker.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
Lemma: anyone who uses AI to generate an expert-level answer outside their competency has merely proven they're not personally an expert in *anything*, and furthermore don't really even understand what an expert actually is.
000
Lonely Joe Parker @lonelyjoeparker.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
See also: Reform, Tories, Putin, Fico, Le Pen, right-wingers in gen
020
Reposted by Lonely Joe Parker
WatchYourRepsTN&SC @watchyourrepssc.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
Use this when a Republican tries to tell you that you are wrong.
Republicans want to tell you what books you can read, what meds you can take, what words you can say, what history you can learn, what you can do with your uterus, what gender you are & who you can love...but tell me more about how the Dems are "coming for your freedoms."
572358833
Reposted by Lonely Joe Parker
Elizabeth Warren @warren.senate.gov · 25/07/2026
The Odyssey cost $250 million to make. Guess who got a tax break worth more than 30x that last year? Amazon—after firing 30,000 workers.
394137345171
Reposted by Lonely Joe Parker
The i Paper @theipaper.com · 24/04/2026
Opinion | The renewal of Manchester should be enough to make you feel optimistic 🖋️ by Simon Kelner Read more: trib.al/WXX8MjK
58924
Reposted by Lonely Joe Parker
Mayor of London, Sadiq Khan @london.gov.uk · 23/07/2026
It’s a health issue. It’s an environmental issue. It’s a moral justice issue. The consequences of decades of inaction on toxic air have been dire, but particularly for poorer communities.
315427
Reposted by Lonely Joe Parker
Jessica Ritchey @jmritchey.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
Worth pointing out that in 1956, a children's book adaptation of Homer was doing "woke" casting.
Figures from the Provensen's Homer, a group of figures with skin tones ranging from Black to olive.
20892581625
Reposted by Lonely Joe Parker
ContempraInn 🌹 @contemprainn.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
The largest dinosaur weighed around 85 tons. Some male blue whales weigh as much as 200 tons. A blue whale's heart is 6 feet wide and weighs 400 lbs. The largest animal that ever lived.
274100941824
Reposted by Lonely Joe Parker
Jess O'Thomson @jessothomson.co.uk · 23/07/2026
Dear men, If you ask me how I am in the street, and I smile at you, that does not entitle you to follow me at a distance for several streets to my bus stop, and then sit down next to me to try and hit on me. That just makes me scared and uncomfortable. Many thanks.
824723
Reposted by Lonely Joe Parker
The English Oak Project @thekentacorn.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
Why is it always 14th century moated castles that photobomb your oak tree photos 🙄
A castle and its most
883744309
Reposted by Lonely Joe Parker
The Onion @theonion.com · 23/07/2026
‘He Made The Ultimate Sacrifice,’ Trump Tells Military Widow About Scooby-Doo Putting Up With Scrappy-Doo
‘He Made The Ultimate Sacrifice,’ Trump Tells Military Widow About Scooby-Doo Putting Up With Scrappy-Doo
151632186
Reposted by Lonely Joe Parker
elia ayoub @ayoub.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
In case you didn’t have enough reasons to love Spanish football, here’s some more wholesome content of the male players paying their respects to the women’s team, which also won the world cup www.instagram.com/reel/DbEsgxe...
1785661920
Reposted by Lonely Joe Parker
absolute horses @jcoglan.com · 23/07/2026
somehow I only recently learned that LLMs need the whole conversation fed back to them on each prompt so their i/o cost scales as O(n^2), something that would be considered completely unacceptable in almost any other production network-accessible software
921621252
Lonely Joe Parker @lonelyjoeparker.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
This is so lovely
010
Reposted by Lonely Joe Parker
Mayor of London, Sadiq Khan @london.gov.uk · 23/07/2026
I've said it before: ignore the haters. Met data shows there were 35,000 fewer neighbourhood crimes last year than the year before. While some spread myths online, the Met is cutting crime and making our streets safer for everyone, with record funding from City Hall.
theguardian.com
If you’ve heard online that London is dystopian and dangerous – read this. It just isn’t | Sadiq Khan
Britain’s capital has faced social media, press and political attacks designed to make residents and tourists feel unsafe. Ignore that: we have the facts, says London mayor Sadiq Khan
0668239
Lonely Joe Parker @lonelyjoeparker.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
@erdayastronaut.bsky.social are you covering the Flight 13 test?
000
Reposted by Lonely Joe Parker
Mayor of London, Sadiq Khan @london.gov.uk · 22/07/2026
Too hot in summer. Too cold in winter. Expensive all year round. We're upgrading thousands of London's social homes with better insulation, solar panels and heat pumps, improving residents’ quality of life and helping them save up to £500 a year.
insidehousing.co.uk
London mayor reveals £58m retrofit fund for social landlords
The mayor of London has been given powers to deliver £58.7m of public funding to retrofit up to 5,000 social homes in the capital.
518435
Reposted by Lonely Joe Parker
FRACT @fract.online · 09/07/2026
Mindless likes don't tell the full story. On FRACT, you choose Respect, Reject, or Observe and your reaction stays private unless you decide otherwise. That gives authors more meaningful feedback and encourages thoughtful engagement. Try it.
1255
Reposted by Lonely Joe Parker
Monsters Are Gutting America @paularevere.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
Berlin
7182131696
Reposted by Lonely Joe Parker
De Filmende Fietser @filmendefietser.eurosky.social · 12/07/2026
Your periodic reminder that cities aren’t loud. Cars are loud.
14576139
Reposted by Lonely Joe Parker
Ian Coldwater 🧊🚫 @lookitup.baby · 13/07/2026
Look, I’m an open source maintainer, and if you want people to use that FOSS software as an alternative to that proprietary software it’s good to understand why people wanted to use that proprietary software in the first place and why they might be hesitant to switch It’s not because users are dumb
531511203
Reposted by Lonely Joe Parker
Max B 💙 🔶 🇺🇦 🇬🇧 🇪🇺 @maxbrockbank.com · 12/07/2026
Erling Haaland and the rest of the Norwegian men's team are paid the same as the women's team. In 2017, they took a voluntary pay cut to allow the women's pay to be increased. The move came from the players' union, not management.
259178913509
Reposted by Lonely Joe Parker
Joseph Rezek @rezekjoe.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
I let my daughter, 9, stay up a little late to finish reading her third Nancy Drew mystery, by the lamp at her bed. Is it 1955? 1985? What is happening? Not a phone in sight, literacy thriving; don’t let the world fall apart.
3218645650
Reposted by Lonely Joe Parker
Mayor of London, Sadiq Khan @london.gov.uk · 09/07/2026
A bold new icon is coming to London. On 10 September 2026, Trafalgar Square’s legendary Fourth Plinth welcomes Lady in Blue by Tschabalala Self. This striking contemporary sculpture will bring a completely fresh energy to one of our most historic spaces.
timeout.com
Trafalgar Square’s Fourth Plinth will unveil a striking new sculpture in September
‘Lady in Blue’ will take over the plinth for 18 months.
916137
Reposted by Lonely Joe Parker
Ward Carroll @wardcarroll.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
Latest episode just posted (featuring @justin-br0nk.bsky.social):
youtu.be
Ukraine Getting Gripen Fighters as Drone War Intensifies
YouTube video by Ward Carroll
2335
Reposted by Lonely Joe Parker
Tatarigami @tatarigami.bsky.social · 13/04/2026
MAGA is convulsing on the floor over Orban’s loss, not because they care about Hungary, a place most of them couldn’t find on a map, but because it reminds them their own wannabe authoritarian can be voted out too, and that their movement will end up in the trash bin of history
261070143
Reposted by Lonely Joe Parker
The Smut Of The Americas @smut-one.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
Funny how much of world manages to enjoy not having AR-15 and other semi-automatic rifles. They also manage to not have so many mass shootings.
0525
Lonely Joe Parker @lonelyjoeparker.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
😅😭😅😭😅😭😅
000
Reposted by Lonely Joe Parker
Historic Southampton @historicalsoton.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
Richard Norris Williams boarded Titanic at Cherbourg with his father, intending to return to America to study at Harvard and play tennis. 1/6
Photo of Williams in his tennis clothes.
1117
Reposted by Lonely Joe Parker
Kat Benjamin @katskib.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
Reagan was a monstrous piece of shit. But he strongly supported the idea of immigration.
601113512330
Reposted by Lonely Joe Parker
𝚃𝚊𝚛𝚊𝚜 𝙶𝚛𝚎𝚜𝚌𝚘𝚎 🚇 @taras-grescoe.com · 26/06/2026
Just arrived in #Paris and during the heatwave you can get a daypass for buses and the métro for 5€10, less than half price. It’s an anti-pollution measure to encourage people to use transit rather than cars. (Worked for us!)
624058
Reposted by Lonely Joe Parker
TransActual @transactualuk.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
Under the Government’s draft bill to ban conversion abuse, this tortuous practice will be allowed to continue. transactual.org.uk/blog/2026/06...
Labour bill to ban conversion practices reads like an instruction manual for abuse.

The UK Government has today published its draft bill on banning conversion practices in England and Wales – and after 8 long years of promises to bring in an effective ban, we’ll be waiting longer yet.

Read more with the link in post.
4318133
Reposted by Lonely Joe Parker
Bluesky @bsky.app · 25/06/2026
Bluesky launched in February 2023 as an invite-only platform. As of June 2026, we have 45 million users. For reference, that's almost the population of Argentina. Thank you for being here with us 💙 Here’s to the next 45 million accounts.
1008298763575
Reposted by Lonely Joe Parker
Historic Southampton @historicalsoton.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
The Lido, a popular destination on a hot day! 🥵 There had been an open-air swimming pool here on the Western Shore since 1854. Back then, you’d pay four pence to get in (a penny after 5pm) and the entrance fee would include a towel. 1/9
Swimming at the Lido in the 1930s.
4193
Reposted by Lonely Joe Parker
Peter Walker @peterwalker99.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
One detail in this fascinating BBC investigation into the Russia-instigated attack on Keir Starmer's home is the way it shows, in passing but very clearly, that Tommy Robinson is to all intents and purposes a Russian asset. www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
bbc.co.uk
Russia was behind arson attacks targeting PM, BBC reveals
Evidence shows Russians directing the plot and stoking tensions with fake far-right and Muslim groups.
9524851074
Reposted by Lonely Joe Parker
Mayor of London, Sadiq Khan @london.gov.uk · 10/06/2026
My ambition is clear: I want London to become the world’s leading city for environmentally friendly, low-emission, high-efficiency data centre development. Innovation must not come at the expense of our natural world.
newcivilengineer.com
Sadiq Khan: ‘I want London to be world leader for green data centre development’ | New Civil Engineer
Speaking at London Tech Week, Sadiq Khan unveiled a new City Hall report highlighting the scale of demand being placed on the capital’s electricity
1512328