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LocalDionysian

@localdionysian.bsky.social
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photo album of many dumb bitches

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mac the werebunny 🐇⚧️ @saintmac.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
wearing face masks to work bc i have long covid and am immunocompromised but mostly to softlaunch wearing a muzzle
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LocalDionysian @localdionysian.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
doing necromancy on the bit
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LocalDionysian @localdionysian.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
i put the passion in crime of passion
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LocalDionysian @localdionysian.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
ive been reading warhound lately and this is how i feel
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LocalDionysian @localdionysian.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
gay sex is praxis
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LocalDionysian @localdionysian.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
i need flesh gordon in my life
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LocalDionysian @localdionysian.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
bitches love me for my fuckable butt
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meat @puppybox.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
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LocalDionysian @localdionysian.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
woman who brings a whole new definition to "military brat"
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LocalDionysian @localdionysian.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
call her chairman the way she mao on zedong
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Dr Eleanor Janega @goingmedieval.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Me too bitch, you're not special.
A Guardian headline which reads "Indonesian forager may have sucked on mond-altwring nuts 25,000 years ago,  research finds"
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meat @puppybox.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
damn ya ass fat whats ya pain tolerance
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LocalDionysian @localdionysian.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
i dont have the time to have a piss kink
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Blu's meme folder @yetanothermemeacc.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
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LocalDionysian @localdionysian.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
whatever, have some tits
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LocalDionysian @localdionysian.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
i dont get enough credit for how good i am at pretending to be okay
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APR1L!!!!!!!!! :3 @3ther34lboxy.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
"I've been torturing her for years - she's my little torture machine"
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LocalDionysian @localdionysian.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
my body is a machine that turns plates of food into plates
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LocalDionysian @localdionysian.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
times are tough. even the dealers cant afford a trap house
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SuperYoshi @superyoshi.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
I like to close my eyes and imagine the audio is Yoda being waterboarded for his crimes
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Dan Williams 🌮 @videospacegames.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
the saddam hussein diagram but in place of hussein it's spacex's shitty stock history
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LocalDionysian @localdionysian.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
she squash on my butter til i nut
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joy :] @spitbike.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
Rules for Using a Camera
1. Assume every camera has film unless you personally verify otherwise
2. Never point a camera at something you're not willing to photograph.
3. Never put your finger on the shutter button until you're ready to take a photograph.
4. Always be aware of the subject of your photograph and what is behind the subject.
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LocalDionysian @localdionysian.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
blowin bubbles on that shit
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LocalDionysian @localdionysian.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
i think the next step in my character arc might be to get my gun license
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Solar @pyrewulf.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
shit has been getting really hard!!! my parents car that i use to get to my appointments was repossessed, i need money for my prescriptions, uber, and appointment copay. below are examples of my retextures/unity work!!! all textures made by me info in thread
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LocalDionysian @localdionysian.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
i need a kismesis stat
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Julia @juuliahg.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
Happy pride to those who do that sort of thing #legalizeit
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Brynn @rabbitadderall.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
yeah I actually gained weight to become a better impact sub :/
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⚸ Gingersnapped 🐺🌕🎃 @gingerspiced.bsky.social · 31/05/2026
found a sticker
i find it kinda bussin'
i find it kinda cap
That the dreams in which i'm dying 
Are the ones that kinda slap
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Lily Baker @lilybaker.bsky.social · 31/05/2026
The new bluesky account wide adult content label thing is horrendous, indiscriminately hiding all posts from a person just bc they've posted adult content - they need to reverse this so badly
Bsky post from Jay Axer (@jayaxer.bsky.social)
Be certain, as is always the case with things such as this, that ANYTHING can be considered sexual and can end in a blanket account shadowban under this.

It is easily weaponized

it is determined by an AI moderation system.
    
There is no accountability or recourse.

you probly can't read this.
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brie “Stupid Twink” monger @stupidtwink.bsky.social · 31/05/2026
a four panel comic.

i say “having bottom dysphoria is so hard

especially because my thingymabob is soooo massive

everytime my lovers say "wow it's so huge that's gotta be at least 7 inches"

i feel a little pain where my ovaries should be”

the other girl says “can i be excused from the comic”

END
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Katie Tightpussy, Editor-In-Chief @katie.bzky.team · 31/05/2026
checking in on texts from a friend:
signal messages, all from one person, almost all with a reaction emoji (the following emoji):

Your penis

Your dick

Your shenis
👎

Your princess wand
❌

Your gock
🚫

Your ladypole
💥

Your girlmeat
⛔

Your ma’am ram
🫩

Your hermaphalis
⁉️

Your chica stick
☢️

Your fagazza
🔴

Your đàn bà dong
🇻🇳
signal messages, all from one person, almost all with a reaction emoji (the following emoji):

Your dame dick
🛑

Your femme la queue
🫥

Your she schwanz
🪨

Your Jennson
🙄

Your woman wang
☣️

Your wilhelmina
👩‍⚖️

Your peckHER
🐦

Your Gamer girlstick
🕹️

Do you still wanna have sex with me?
signal conversation

me: were most of these original

friend: Besides like the first 3 yes

Your Sallywacker

Your gock and tackle

me: STOP

quoted message from friend: Do you still wanna have sex with me?

friend: Circling back to this
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Asher HELLbein @asherelbein.bsky.social · 31/05/2026
The slow disappearance of public amenities in general -- benches, toilets, etc -- has made a lot of public spaces relentlessly and intentionally hostile
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normal sara @sarasocial.bsky.social · 31/05/2026
is this anything
triple-circle venn diagram of “cheating”, “swinging”, and “polyamory”; the center where all three circles overlap is labeled “CUCK CHAIR”.
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marge-homer (not on staycation) @ghastly92.bsky.social · 30/05/2026
graffiti needs more yoni and less cock
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🌑 @fell.energy · 30/05/2026
the rule of lesbianism is you can't be jealous of someone's body if it's in your mouth
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LocalDionysian @localdionysian.bsky.social · 30/05/2026
woe, girly monster cock be upon ye
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LocalDionysian @localdionysian.bsky.social · 30/05/2026
i need everyone to be prepared, im jacking miss ferns style by getting ready to post my own monster can picture because im unorigiona- because all art is derivitive and i felt inspired
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Katharine Hayhoe @katharinehayhoe.com · 30/05/2026
I’m a climate scientist. Let me fix this headline. “Nearly a century ago, scientists showed that burning fossil fuels warms the planet. Today, we know human emissions account for over 100% of the warming. Yet dark money and disinformation still work to keep Americans addicted to fossil fuels.”
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Katie Tightpussy, Editor-In-Chief @katie.bzky.team · 25/04/2026
CUTE DATE SUGGESTION FOR THE OVER BURDENED TRANS WOMAN IN YOUR LIFE: cuddle with her while making no expectations of her for 12 hours. better yet? make it 24.
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about a cayce in the kinki region @cayce.zone · 12/03/2026
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diane >:3 @plzstayherewme.northsky.social · 30/05/2026
car full of trannies call that t mobile
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cynthia loves u @lesbiats.bsky.social · 12/09/2025
its not hypnokink MOMMMMMM!!! its BRAINWASHING!!! its DIFFERENT!!! GOD!!!
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Sable, Sapphic Wet Nightmare 🏳️‍⚧️ @ghostlysable.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
hot women with ulterior motives in your area
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LocalDionysian @localdionysian.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
i put the passion in crime of passion
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LocalDionysian @localdionysian.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
i need a transgender flag in my room stat
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miss fern (scary) 🏳️‍⚧️🎃 @miss-fern.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
faggot woman
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miss fern (scary) 🏳️‍⚧️🎃 @miss-fern.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
"people who want to see grogu dead have something wrong with them" yes that's true. i'm evil. my eyes are glowing red and i'm turning that little freak into green mashed potatoes
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son @kentaimaru.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
Chill bro no one asked u to
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