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@spitbike.bsky.social
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the people's pillow princess

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joy :] @spitbike.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
"am i being parasocial and weird by sending a follow up email to the therapist i filled out an interest form for last week who said they'd reply in 2-3 business days?" questions asked by normal women with normal brains
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joy :] @spitbike.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
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joy :] @spitbike.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
the health department should start giving out S rankings for perfect scores
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sophie @squillseason.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
i adore how trans lesbians will use “beautiful woman” as a sobriquet for another trans woman when telling a story, e.g. “i saw a beautiful woman on the bus.” i love it so much that it almost feels profane to lay bare the ritual like this
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Moby Dick @mobydickatsea.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
He looked like a man who had never cringed and never had had a creditor.
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joy :] @spitbike.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
I must not buy a motorcycle. Motorcycle is the me-killer. Motorcycle is the little-death that brings total obliteration. I will face my desire to buy a motorcycle. I will permit it to pass over me and through me.
a Honda shadow with a cardboard sign taped to the windshield reading "for sale $800"
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joy :] @spitbike.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
the $800 honda shadow parked on my route home calls my name a little louder every time I pass it
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joy :] @spitbike.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
🙂↕️
a proofer full of dough balls next to an ipad showing the community radio st louis homepage
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joy :] @spitbike.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
what I'm learning by listening to a lot of kill james bond backlog at work is that scotland is the uk film industry's atlanta
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Moby Dick @mobydickatsea.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
What is it, what nameless, inscrutable, unearthly thing is it
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joy :] @spitbike.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
continually baffled by the mens haircuts I see at the club
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joy :] @spitbike.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
walking back to my room in the dark after showering and stepping in a big cat puke maybe the worst sensory experience ever
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joy :] @spitbike.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
back is getting there
a mirror selfie showing joy's tattooed back
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Internet Dad @whatahellofawaytodad.com · 08/09/2026
This edible ain't shit Two hours later
Elizabeth holmes
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joy :] @spitbike.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
I didn't consider the fact that I might ever be an aunt when I picked my name but aunt Joy has such a powerful lesbian energy to it
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austin_walker @austinwalker.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Gonna have to wrap the screen we watch this on in one of those anti-bedbug plastic covers. Gonna have to put the film in a medical waste container once we're done.
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joy :] @spitbike.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
blushing and tucking my hair behind my ear
CRSTL.FM followed you
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EASEL @readeasel.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Submissions for EASEL 04 are now open 🙂‍↕️ submit(at)readeasel.com
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joy :] @spitbike.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
it's hard being the only person in the entire theater who burst out laughing at "directed by Ray Blanchard" but somebody's gotta do it
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joy :] @spitbike.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
getting prog from a girl to hold me over till my script refills but she keeps hers in the shower so it's all stuck together like a payday bar
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joy :] @spitbike.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
keep cumming in her gay pussy #neovagina
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anti-zionist dog 🇵🇸 @puppydoggaming.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
DON’T go to the club with me i will SHAKE ASS in a MEDIOCRE YET ENTHUSIASTIC MANNER
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joy :] @spitbike.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
the bear is a muppets and sydney is the only human
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joy :] @spitbike.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
hes so ascared of the storm
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joy :] @spitbike.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
distain for straightedge/skinheads vindicated by seeing a trans lady posting a flyer where one of the bands is called "reject modernity" with an iron cross logo like GIRL WE ARE THE MODERNITY THEY WANT TO REJECT
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joy :] @spitbike.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
zipper merging requires a level of cooperation and solidarity that the american people simply are not capable of
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joy :] @spitbike.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
microdosing uhauling by sharing google calanders
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joy :] @spitbike.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
tumblr post by bayesic-bitch:
Currently doing an Insomniac's Gambit. For those of you who don't know, this is when you mess up your sleep schedule badly enough that you attempt to fix it by skipping an entire night of sleep then going to bed at a reasonable hour the next day. Crucially, it does not work
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joy :] @spitbike.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
me going 4-6 months without progesterone bc i keep putting off calling my doctor
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shaunt @shaunvids.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
it's a living
According to Eustathius, Tiresias was originally a woman who promised Apollo her favours in exchange for musical lessons, only to reject him afterwards. She was turned by Apollo into a man, then again a woman under unclear circumstances, then a man by the offended Hera, then into a woman by Zeus. She became a man once again after an encounter with the Muses, until finally Aphrodite turned him into a woman again and then into a mouse.[7]
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michael lutz @ztul.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
Taylor Swift... Taylor Farms?? What's next some sort of Tinker Soldier Spy
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joy :] @spitbike.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
ATTENTION it is fucking tummy time
a black cat showing his tummy to be pet
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VHS Vault @vhsvault.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
Farmers Union Iced Coffee (1992) : 29s
Screenshot from VHS tape, video frame at 29 seconds.
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joy :] @spitbike.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
food service folks we have got to reconsider how we're abbreviating "jalapeno"
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joy :] @spitbike.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
jean ritchie literally wrote this in her book on how to play the mountain dulcimer btw, followed by another several paragraphs on what "good" means by ear before mentioning a single letter notation
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joy :] @spitbike.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
learning a folk instrument will have u saying shit like "just tune it till it feels good"
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joy :] @spitbike.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
Rules for Using a Camera
1. Assume every camera has film unless you personally verify otherwise
2. Never point a camera at something you're not willing to photograph.
3. Never put your finger on the shutter button until you're ready to take a photograph.
4. Always be aware of the subject of your photograph and what is behind the subject.
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joy :] @spitbike.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
a white plastic "thank you" bag full of refuse tied to a nail in a boarded up garage window
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joy :] @spitbike.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
a black and white photo of a modified offroad truck with a smashed windshield and fucked up wheels
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joy :] @spitbike.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
a black and white photo of a fleet van with a "dangerous" warning label and a slightly melted brake light
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🦇 SCARE-sha 🦇 @spacethey.gay · 09/07/2026
if you arent listening to podcasts made by transgender women while youre on the clock then you arent stealing enough time from your boss
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joy :] @spitbike.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
girlfriend who is asleep while im at work is a kind of dead wife
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USER WAS BLOCKED FOR THIS POST @blockedforthispost.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
America Sucks
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joy :] @spitbike.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
RIP BOZO
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joy :] @spitbike.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
who in new york will buy a full spectrum hat and mail it to me
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