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🦞Lobstaman🦞

@lobstaman.bsky.social
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Aspiring curler, Beer enthusiast, Red Sox/Bruins/Pats fan, Marist grad, Hockey dad, all around dork. He/Him KKΨ-ΚΥ. Voting member of the Sickos Committee.

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🦞Lobstaman🦞 @lobstaman.bsky.social · 4h
Can check
A Portland Hearts of Pine pale ale with a fire pit going in the background
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Josh Kantor @jtkantor.bsky.social · 8h
Eternally grateful for the opportunity to continue doing something so ridiculous.
Screenshot of a list of the 810 songs I played by request this year on the Fenway organ (DM me if you need a text version of the list to be able to read it).
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Ben McAdams (The Resurrection Arc) @purrtah.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
My point tonight is essentially this
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damniel spookradski @self.agency · 03/10/2026
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🦞Lobstaman🦞 @lobstaman.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
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Tim Robinson Questions If You're Allowed To Do That
ALT: Tim Robinson Questions If You're Allowed To Do That
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Katelyn Burns @katelynburns.com · 02/10/2026
So former NFL kicker Jay Feely is running for Congress as a MAGA guy and his opponent just put out an ad with a bunch of his missed kicks lol
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Ken Tremendous @kentremendous.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
With the merging of these two iconic companies, Skydance is ready to soar into the future!
The Hindenburg explosion
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mayatmiller.bsky.social @mayatmiller.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Help us report by sharing this and visiting projects.propublica.org/sports-betti...
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Scouting the Refs @scoutingtherefs.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Referee Graham Skilliter took out Vegas Golden Knights forward Mitch Marner... we're ruling it incidental contact -- no penalty on the play to the official.
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The Onion @theonion.com · 01/10/2026
Man Who Lost Everything In Crypto Just Wishes Several Thousand More People Had Warned Him theonion.com/man-who-lost-everythin…
Man Who Lost Everything In Crypto Just Wishes Several Thousand More People Had Warned Him
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SoLetsSay @soletssay.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Hawai'i Pacific University has two sharks as their mascots. I'm unsure if they're a romantic couple, friends, or siblings; I don't think the school has worked out the lore yet. Sharky and Fynn
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Luke Knox @lukeknox.me · 01/10/2026
Most people rejected His message.
UMass should be ranked
Shut up!
They hated Jesus because He told them the truth.
Gal. 4:16
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Sarah Andersen @sarahseeandersen.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
The image is of a four panel comic.
The first panel shows Sarah, the protagonist, holding a red ball labeled "A SILLY MEME".
The second panel shows Sarah taking the ball and going through a door labeled "GROUP CHAT".
The third panel shows a group of women sitting together and consoling one woman in the center. The woman in the center is saying "...And that's how it happened. It's been the worst day of my life."
The fourth panel shows Sarah standing in the doorway behind them awkwardly holding the red ball.
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🦞Lobstaman🦞 @lobstaman.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
He’s doing the Real Info Wars Twist!
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Rodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Really appreciated Brian spelling out the years of meta-referential commercial plotlines that led to this. Why are we expected to know so much lore for an insurance company’s commercials
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CJ Fogler @cjzero.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Bench chatter picked up on the analyst mic between the benches culminating in someone being called a "f*ckin big bitch" twice. Hockey has returned
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🦞Lobstaman🦞 @lobstaman.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Did we all forget about BonzaiBuddy?
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Bonzi Buddy
ALT: Bonzi Buddy
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🦞Lobstaman🦞 @lobstaman.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
A new candidate has entered the race
A political sign for Rosie the dog. Her platform is focused on more treats, naps for all and biting ICE. A pretty good candidate imho
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🦞Lobstaman🦞 @lobstaman.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Folks, we are so friggin back. This and Uncertain.fm got me through those early days of Covid when none of us knew what the hell was going on.
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BUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL AKA PRESIDENT FOOTBALL @edsbs.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
this is the only political ad that understands the situation
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dallas @liketexas.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I’m not kidding when I say that bullying republicans for being nerds who don’t know ball is a viable strategy for the democrats.
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Bryan Grantham @bryanmgrantham.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Taps the sign
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Nathan Fenno @nathanfenno.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
New: Seven Arizona State men’s hockey players ask school to place coach Greg Powers on leave in wake of workout that left Matthew Mayich on life support. Story @theathletic.com with Katie Strang and Adam Kilgore. www.nytimes.com/athletic/764...
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Arizona State men’s hockey players ask school to place coach Greg Powers on leave (Gift Article)
In letter to the university president, players disputed the school’s initial report on the workout that left their teammate on life support.
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🦞Lobstaman🦞 @lobstaman.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
It’s not called “Hot Dog Helper” for a goddamn reason.
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Nikki M @powderedsugarbear.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
You have been blessed by the friend onion :).
A clear container with fried onions in it the sign says "friend onion".
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treb @treblaw.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
as satisfying as you'd think. "This will crush your soul"
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Drew Magary @drewmagary.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Tonight, it’s the VMAs! Featuring LIVE performances from: -Magenta! -Sophia Dunbar! -Lil 2 Cruul! -On Like K0️⃣ng! -The Oceaneers! -Tha$$ Pure! -Tyler Cross! -My Never Going Back! -And Kyya!
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🦞Lobstaman🦞 @lobstaman.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
The refs just got the call from CBS saying the game has to end now because the VMA’s are on the clock
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🦞Lobstaman🦞 @lobstaman.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
RANK UMASS YOU COWARDS
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JM =^D @jm539581.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
UMass robbed 🙃
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🦞Lobstaman🦞 @lobstaman.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
The Jets O-Line looks good here
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🦞Lobstaman🦞 @lobstaman.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Starting the UMass Sac State broadcast strong with no audio from the booth.
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panic! at the everywhere @sjcpgh.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
FUCK PENN STATE
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Dancing Badgers
ALT: Dancing Badgers
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🦞Lobstaman🦞 @lobstaman.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
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Sweetums Dancing on The Muppet Show
ALT: Sweetums Dancing on The Muppet Show
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🦞Lobstaman🦞 @lobstaman.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
DOINK IN MIAMI (OH)
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🦞Lobstaman🦞 @lobstaman.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Take the 2 minutes and change to watch this. It’s good for you.
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Josh @joshmallow.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
The SEC: It just pees more.
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JP Acosta @acosta32jp.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
You put John Mateer’s brain in a fish and it’ll start mooing
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Timothy Burke @bubbaprog.xyz · 26/09/2026
Texas guy peeing on the field with the World Cup PAUSA DE HIDRATACION overlaid on it
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Sickos Committee @sickoscommittee.org · 26/09/2026
Marist is up 28-7 on The. Blue. Hose. with a Bouncy Castle TD.
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🦞Lobstaman🦞 @lobstaman.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
The sky was absolutely skying tonight
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joesferatu @24fps.myatproto.social · 25/09/2026
omw to the big job interview, wish me luck
a giant bucket if iced coffee with a woman in a denim blouse sticking a too small straw into it
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🦞Lobstaman🦞 @lobstaman.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Lots of candidates on Manchester City for a Designated Hitter, but who would be the closer?
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Amanda Hoey @amandahoey.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
There were problems that the Sun ownership didn’t/couldn’t resolve: player facilities lagged well behind WNBA standards and Uncasville is hard to get to. But Hartford or especially Boston could absolutely support a team and bring in enough revenue for top-notch facilities. Cathy wouldn’t let us.
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mike taddow @miketaddow.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
a
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Josh Kantor @jtkantor.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
According to our PA announcer (my pal Henry), that's the first 1-0 MLB victory in which the winning team had 12+ hits with no extra-base hits since the White Sox lost to the St. Louis Browns on July 5, 1946.
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🦞Lobstaman🦞 @lobstaman.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Letting Bill O’Reilly take the field as a punter.
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🦞Lobstaman🦞 @lobstaman.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Of fucking course
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Mike Wasson @mikewasson.net · 23/09/2026
That’s a great map.
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