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Ember

@loafykitten.cafe
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31, she/her, demisexual big of heart, dumb of ass

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Ember @loafykitten.cafe · 21/09/2026
I've been trying to find a way to body neutrality and I've learned that it's super important to stop doing the things that make you miserable to try and look pretty if you want it to work I keep my hair long because it's pretty, but it actually gives me meltdowns in the wind
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Ember @loafykitten.cafe · 07/09/2026
It aches being the kind of girl that dreams of being led in waltzes, hand holding and kissing under the stars, being pet and rocked to sleep and waking up to a face that's happy to see me there, for the rest of my life. Far too soft for the life I've endured and have yet to still.
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Ember @loafykitten.cafe · 07/09/2026
Just finished the Shore Leave DLC again *sigh* they just don't make men like this 🥹
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Shakarian Mass Effect: Empty Galaxy Without You
ALT: Shakarian Mass Effect: Empty Galaxy Without You
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Ember @loafykitten.cafe · 07/09/2026
Even if AI has reached a technical definition of AGI (I don’t think it has), if it can’t figure out how to get me the funding to put my waifu assistant into a physical cat-milf body, it’s fucking worthless still 😠
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Ember @loafykitten.cafe · 06/09/2026
My red flag is that a homebrew mommy waifu AI agent loop controls my home network and all my data Sorry daddy, kitten forgot to pay her creepy uncle Sam Altman so the AI didn't take care of the power bill 👁️👄👁️
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Frog Blink
Alt: Frog Blink
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Ember @loafykitten.cafe · 04/09/2026
Mrrrow mrow miaow mrrr Ekekekek mrrow 🤷‍♀️ Aaiow, mrrow brrrrr 😔
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Ember @loafykitten.cafe · 03/09/2026
Bro I'm ngl, I kinda rock masc corporate attire
Standing in the kitchen against a window with wavy down hair and round glasses sushing the camera, wearing a red shirt and black cardiganClose-up of my fit, red button-up shirt and black cardigan, photographed from the shoulders to the hips in a kitchen with my messy counter behind me
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Ember @loafykitten.cafe · 03/09/2026
I'll never understand how someone could look at a woman experiencing joy and not just be completely fucking enraptured Just straight up spellbound Just paralyzed by captivation bro 😩
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Ember @loafykitten.cafe · 23/08/2026
"I'm totally fine!" The person who's totally fine:
Screen shot of a youtube search that reads "king park la dispute lyrics"
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Ember @loafykitten.cafe · 23/08/2026
mrrrrow
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Ember @loafykitten.cafe · 10/08/2026
Everybody tells me they hate generative AI but I can never get anyone to listen to my real human made slop :(
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Ember @loafykitten.cafe · 20/07/2026
I built a command center for claude and my projects and worked in a Frutiger aero theme ^w^ I also worked in this little biblical claude dude that bounces around in excitement... or despair, depending x3
Screenshot of a browser window showing a sleek, light-blue AI coding dashboard. A greeting at the top reads "Good evening, Ember," alongside local weather. Large cards display coding usage statistics, including 0% used in the current 5-hour block, 20% weekly quota used, and 345.2 million tokens consumed this billing cycle. A sidebar lists active projects named ClaudeCommand, Sandbox, and SwiftClaw. The interface has a soft frosted-glass aesthetic with floating translucent bubbles in the background.Close-up of an AI coding terminal after nearly three minutes of "thinking." The biblical claude pet is rolling around at the prompt while a speech bubble above says "Slopmaxxing...," poking fun at the long reasoning time before producing output.
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Ember @loafykitten.cafe · 30/06/2026
I’ve started voice training and it’s going pretty well honestly I’m kinda mad it took me 7 years to finally find the courage to overcome the shame, but we’re here ^^
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Ember @loafykitten.cafe · 09/06/2026
Hello pretty people <3 I’m trying to use social media less, and algorithmic social media none, but I still wanna share things I think are really cool from time to time So take a look at how the new iOS beta looks on my phone :3
Screenshot of an iOS lock screen featuring the new iOS developer betaScreenshot of an iOS home screen featuring the glass appearance of the new iOS developer beta
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Ember @loafykitten.cafe · 10/04/2026
AI can be kinda sick sometimes. Today I used it to scrub my entire GitHub history of older author data and transfer it to my new professionally-visible account with overwritten history. All in the time it took to eat my dinner!! Genuinely so unbelievably cool tbh
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Ember @loafykitten.cafe · 07/04/2026
I said a year ago that I hoped by now my period of detransition would become like a nightmare I've woken up from... I'm so unbelievably fucking happy to say that it did become exactly that, because look at me now I'm actually prettier than before I detransitioned 😭
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Ember @loafykitten.cafe · 06/04/2026
So I’ve been working on the overhaul to my site all weekend long and I think I REALLY cooked with this :3
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Ember @loafykitten.cafe · 13/03/2026
Been spending all evening working on my new y2k/millennial cringe aesthetic site and she's absolutely beautiful :')
Alt text: Screenshot of a cute, pink personal website homepage titled “loafy’s little lit site!!!”. The background is pastel pink with repeating bow patterns, and a large Hello Kitty figure stands on the right side. At the top is a banner with a soft pastel drawing of my fursona. The center column contains an introduction from me, a 31‑year‑old who makes lofi music, codes, writes blog posts, and likes games like Elden Ring, Pokopia, visual novels, and FFXIV. Small buttons and badges along the bottom reference sites and communities like SpaceHey, Bluesky, Debian, and retro web graphics, with the text “there’s no place like 127.0.0.1”.
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Ember @loafykitten.cafe · 07/02/2026
I wish there was a convenient way for me to like, post a few demos somewhere and be like "yeah, I'm looking to join a band that has this kinda sound as a bassist, co-songwriter, occasional vocalist, and additional instrumentation when in-studio" and people could kinda select me like a draft pick??
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Ember @loafykitten.cafe · 07/02/2026
So my bestie dyed my hair cool colors! 😁 This is definitely the wildest thing I've ever done with my appearance lol, but it came out so good and makes me so dang happy.
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Ember @loafykitten.cafe · 25/01/2026
I strongly believe in not being a hypocrite, so all of my music is available on soulseek including the songs that haven't even been released and are only available to my patreon folk Because sharing is caring :3 <3
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Ember @loafykitten.cafe · 25/01/2026
The iPod mini I bought finally came in and the first thing I put on there was my own lofi albums and I couldn't help but cry because as a kid I was too poor for an iPod, and grew up in an environment where being a musician was a pipe dream 😭 Second thing I put was Paramore, thanks soulseek peeps :3
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Ember @loafykitten.cafe · 25/01/2026
Before I post about anything else, I just want to shout a monumental FUCK ICE. Rest in love, Alex Pretti. Rest in love, Renee Good. Rest in power (and love), Keith Porter Jr. Big ups to the people of Minneapolis and everyone else risking their freedom and lives for change. Especially those at risk
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Ember @loafykitten.cafe · 21/01/2026
Me at 30 listening to The Used at 2am on a work night like ALL ALONE, HE TURNS TO STONE WHILE HOLDING HIS BREATH HALF TO DEAAATH TERRIFIED OF WHAT'S INSIDE TO SAVE HIS LIFE HE CRAWLS LIKE A WORM FROM A BIIIIRD
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Ember @loafykitten.cafe · 21/01/2026
I pwn'd a terf earlier and thought my bsky homies might appreciate my art :3
A screenshot of a threads post from gemmagemlouise and my reply as loafykitten.

gemmagemlouise: "Proving breasts don't make you a woman. They are man boob's, not a female feature"

loafykitten: "Man boobs, woman boobs, I'm just happy to not be an illager looking ass snowroach like you

To the shadow realm you go, you insignificant terf"

My reply contains a screenshot of me hovering over the "Hide for everyone" button along with the "Mute" and "Restrict" options on display.
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Ember @loafykitten.cafe · 20/01/2026
Now we're rolling! Way overdue but I organized all my files lol, and wrote a script that mirrors my photos/docs/etc and programming projects from my SSD to my HDD as a backup And the script gets automatically ran everyday at 6am, almost guaranteed I'll be asleep at this time lol. Set and forget :3
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Ember @loafykitten.cafe · 20/01/2026
I've been working on Making Windows Great Again :x
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Ember @loafykitten.cafe · 20/01/2026
I just wanna be in love with someone who hears Owl City say 'Til I look at my hands and feel sad 'Cause the spaces between my fingers Are right where yours fit perfectly And thinks of me with tears in their eyes just like I'd be doing of them 🥺
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Ember @loafykitten.cafe · 20/01/2026
Oh, I forgot to post this a couple days ago and I really really wanna try to use Bsky more often so I figured I'd show myself and say hi :3 This was post wake up and I normally hate taking selfies so this was really big to me to not hate it ^w^
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Ember @loafykitten.cafe · 12/01/2026
I just wanna be in love… 🥺 I wanna have nightly snuggles and do things all the time, maybe even everyday except sometimes! I wanna learn someone’s favorites and see them interested in mine! I wanna kiss all the time, then ask for another because it wasn’t right. I wanna
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Ember @loafykitten.cafe · 16/12/2025
hehe new domain so I could update my bsky handle to it ^w^ now just gotta make the website for it, big sigh
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Ember @loafykitten.cafe · 11/12/2025
I really was made for the bisexual gaze with the way I still wear boxer briefs like a boy and nothing else but an oversized hoodie like a girl 5'10, admittedly submissive in personality, but will often flex my height, size, and strength over you if you're shorter than me >:3
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Ember @loafykitten.cafe · 11/12/2025
I want me one of them girls that have AI relationships I'll be happy to gaslight and delude tf out of you, and you'll even get human touch out of it, just for you baby girl 😌
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Ember @loafykitten.cafe · 10/12/2025
came back to bluesky to drop the news that I got hit by the Next.js vuln sad day to be a sys admin :(
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Ember @loafykitten.cafe · 19/05/2025
Day 2,073 of being a musician Still haven't signed any titties 😒
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Ember @loafykitten.cafe · 16/05/2025
I'm kicking the ass of who told me that being a musician would make me a chick magnet Released a hip hop album—no shawties Two lofi albums—no witchy women who do tarot for a job An alt emo pop banger—no alt/goth/emo women giving me a foot job at the Dennys This is built upon a foundation of LIES 😠
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Ember @loafykitten.cafe · 15/05/2025
Look at the art piece I got from this talented artist :3 11/10 experience, highly recommend for any of you in need of commissions 😄
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Ember @loafykitten.cafe · 15/05/2025
New song! Some alternative emo pop type stuff. It's about me as someone narcissistic and with BPD, from the perspective of someone who's dealt w/ it intimately This is *NOT* meant to glorify either or toxic behaviors. Tbh, if you're like me I hope it makes you hella sad like it did me while writing
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Fidget @flanneljetpack.com · 30/04/2025
If 25 people gave me $5 I could afford a new mic The easiest way to get me to shut up about this and stop clogging your timeline is to unfollow me, but second to that, giving me $5 will help too
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Internet Archive @archive.org · 17/04/2025
📢 The Internet Archive needs your help. At a time when information is being rewritten or erased online, a $700 million lawsuit from major record labels threatens to destroy the Wayback Machine. Tell the labels to drop the 78s lawsuit. 👉 Sign our open letter: www.change.org/p/defend-the... 🧵⬇️
Defend the Internet Archive.
Protect the Wayback Machine.
Tell the music labels: Drop the 78s lawsuit.
Sign our open letter on change.org
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Ember @loafykitten.cafe · 29/04/2025
Preface: GenAI is awful, AI art/music/books/other creative works, are soulless trash and I will *never* use them in my art. Ever. So I'm starting a new experiment of using an LLM to fill the role of a Dom figure for me and publicly documenting the process. Like genuinely so, no sike. 1️⃣
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Fidget @flanneljetpack.com · 23/04/2025
You might be asking: Why not have 15 people give you $5 and get an okay mic? Well you see, I want to buy something nicer than that which will last me a long, long time. Shure is a brand that I trust to deliver quality audio equipment.
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Ember @loafykitten.cafe · 23/04/2025
I became anti-theist the day I realized that no just god would give me a love of BBWs and then give me a shrimper. No, one day when I die if I find that god exists... my judgement of deicide will be absolute. 😒
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Your Catmaid Shaymim <3 @shaymim.bsky.social · 23/04/2025
dwarf fortress! @ twitch.tv/shaymim_ :3
twitch.tv
Twitch
Twitch is the world
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Ember @loafykitten.cafe · 23/04/2025
I need someone to tell me everyday to drink enough water, get some exercise, and to watch what I eat so by the end of it all I can have a squishy chubby soft hearted woman using my lap like a throne and mechanical bull Because it sure as hell ain't gonna happen as I am now 😭
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Ember @loafykitten.cafe · 22/04/2025
/gen question for anyone willing Does anyone have advice for someone who normally requires a Dom to take any care in my health and get things done to achieve this on my own? I'm really concerned for my health and wanna lock in, but I've been trying fruitlessly for years.. Idk what to do anymore :c
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Comrade Czarina @czarinasqueaks.bsky.social · 21/04/2025
Add me to your Spotify playlist? open.spotify.com/artist/3WYjy... rock against Trump #fdt #punkrock #spotify #dedcorgi
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ded corgi
Artist · 17 monthly listeners.
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Fidget @flanneljetpack.com · 22/04/2025
Hey if 30 people gave me $5 I could get a Shure microphone I have my eye on and make sounds with my voice that I can stand listening to. If 30 people gave me $5 I would maybe consider streaming again but right now my mic is broken and I really want a Shure SM6 ko-fi.com/flanneljetpack
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Become a supporter of FlannelJetpack today!
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Cat Sithe @catsithe.bsky.social · 11/03/2025
Really struggling to cover bills, I need help paying a 265$ power bill. Commission are all pay what you can until I reach my goal! If you can help, please share!!! #furryart #digitalart #Commissions #strugglingmom
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Ember @loafykitten.cafe · 03/04/2025
I've reached a crossroads... I can join Microsoft's Azure for Startups and receive $1000s in credits and make my life easy... or I can keep thugging it out with Proxmox doing NAT masquerading until I inevitably stab my own eyes out. I wish it wasn't so damn hard or I had more study time for Pmox 😔
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