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L Faunt aka Alfred Glitchcock

@llfaunt.bsky.social
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Comedian and visual artist, part of MMIX Art, writer, sexy alien robot, salty Xennial. Combo shitposter and random meltdown poster. Synth thembo/hobby musician. Disinfo studies/ops hobbyist. General faggotry. Fuq A I🧿♦️🧵🪬 they/he Linktr.ee/LFaunt

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Davis Bickford @davis.social · 7h
hey 🫵👁️ your art is awesome. keep making it.
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L Faunt aka Alfred Glitchcock @llfaunt.bsky.social · 20h
Omg yesssss there is pretty much an X-Files episode about toilet bowl alligators but it's like a toilet bowl brainworm in Florida
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L Faunt aka Alfred Glitchcock @llfaunt.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Someone at an open mic was asking for topics to riff about and someone in the audience yelled "females" and I involuntarily repeated the word in a Ferengi voice.
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M. Lopes da Silva @mlopesdasilva.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Pushed myself hard this weekend so I’m doing some gentle autumnal recovery at home. So excited that my poetry book is out! Have you picked up your copy of Palm Tree Punk yet?? :) I’m rereading Zelazny’s A Night in the Lonesome October, one day at a time, in between the writing and cups of coffee ☕️
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Part of why I don't like the AI-or-bust economy is the constant flopsweat of people on the news who say this HAS to work. Quit making everyone so anxious. Goddamn. If this is the next Google then why are you acting like this? I don't remember being told to buy an iPhone at gunpoint.
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L Faunt aka Alfred Glitchcock @llfaunt.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Haven't bothered posting my few #Glitchtober2026 participation artworks here yet. Dunno why I feel so meh about it. People's artwork for today's "internet" prompt is especially good.
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L Faunt aka Alfred Glitchcock @llfaunt.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Between 1 and 3. Better than "eh;" the main actors drove it and took it seriously. Less thrilling in a post-Transphobic Wizard Lady world, but still fun.
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Craig 💀 @monsata.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
#glitchtober2026 Day 6: online #glitchart
The impression of a CRT monitor and keyboard in greyish white.
Reality is shattering behind and around the computer. 

At the top, words read multiple times: "i used to live in a little room."

At the bottom, words read: "now I live in your head."
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L Faunt aka Alfred Glitchcock @llfaunt.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I'm gonna say it's a solid B with cinematography & fx at maybe an A-/B+. I definitely see the cultural hangover from the people who got super Jesusy late 60s/early 70s, Children of God cult etc. The final girl situation was...weird.
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L Faunt aka Alfred Glitchcock @llfaunt.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Looking back now, it is kinda great that Travolta got so famous for playing himbos. Also fuck Scientology.
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L Faunt aka Alfred Glitchcock @llfaunt.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Finally watched the original Carrie all the way through. Ehhh? 🤷‍♂️There were some cool aesthetic moments and some corniness. Jokes about the human pincushion Jesus statue, which I think was actually Saint Sebastian, ensued.
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Lilly Wachowski @lillywachowski.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
It’s spooky season y’all! No better time to catch up in Cassie Workman is Witchy AF! Episode 3 out now!!! Trans magic!!! @anarchistsunited.bsky.social @etchfilm.bsky.social
youtu.be
The Strange History of Demons in Hollywood | #WITCHYAF
YouTube video by Etch
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L Faunt aka Alfred Glitchcock @llfaunt.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Yeah. Also the genius on-the-noseness of casting Malcolm MacDowell as the therapist and even having him play classical music for Michael in the institution....that made me smile
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L Faunt aka Alfred Glitchcock @llfaunt.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
It definitely elicits even more sympathy for Michael than in the original. Like the Americana was the trash pile that predictably birthed him
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L Faunt aka Alfred Glitchcock @llfaunt.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
There's commentary on all sorts of social things and norms in Halloween 1. He really likes roasting redneck culture. Mid tastes. Normalization of all sorts of awful things...etc
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L Faunt aka Alfred Glitchcock @llfaunt.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I appreciated it!
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L Faunt aka Alfred Glitchcock @llfaunt.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
TBH way more engaging, enjoyable casting and hit harder on a relatability level than the original. Original has a leg up on highbrow cinematography.
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L Faunt aka Alfred Glitchcock @llfaunt.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I also really like how he balanced shot-for-shot or close to it tribute with original stuff. Noticing who one of the producers was was a significant jump scare.
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L Faunt aka Alfred Glitchcock @llfaunt.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Watched Rob Zombie's Halloween. I like how they fleshed out Michael's backstory much more. He is definitely more queer/ND-coded. Honestly much more legit cinema than I was expecting. I have also never watched any other Rob Zombie movies. But I expected it to be way cornier.
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L Faunt aka Alfred Glitchcock @llfaunt.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Am I an immature Gen Z asshole for agreeing with the Redditor here? I feel like rich people literally never have to experience "tough shit" moments like normal humans ever. Suffer a consequence on a large scale that doesn't ruin a regular-ass person's day for once?
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L Faunt aka Alfred Glitchcock @llfaunt.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
At minimum this is how such dudes should be clowned
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L Faunt aka Alfred Glitchcock @llfaunt.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
😂😂😂😅
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L Faunt aka Alfred Glitchcock @llfaunt.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Someone at an open mic was asking for topics to riff about and someone in the audience yelled "females" and I involuntarily repeated the word in a Ferengi voice.
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emptywheel @emptywheel.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Really cool tool from @popular.info to crowdsource who is paying for what campaign ads. paidforby.info
paidforby.info
Who paid for this?
Find out who really paid for political mailers and TV ads.
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Better Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 13/05/2025
Feels like just in my lifetime the tech industry went from solving problems to pretending to solve problems, to creating problems
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L Faunt aka Alfred Glitchcock @llfaunt.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Also dominionist Xtian powermongers who are frothing to blow everyone to kingdom come constantly get to successfully scapegoat Jewish people to the point where Gen Z influencers are shoveling their bullshit. It's not Zionism, Bibi or a handful of Ellison weirdos. You guys are bigoted assholes
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L Faunt aka Alfred Glitchcock @llfaunt.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
The thing that gets me about the insane term "goyslop" is that the percentage of rich Jew gazillionaires is tiny but no one is asking about an entire culture that promoted trash, tackiness and low-quality goods for decades. And not in the fun John Waters way.
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L Faunt aka Alfred Glitchcock @llfaunt.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I also still don't often understand the rationale behind final survivorship in these movies. But maybe those things being arbitrary is the point.
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L Faunt aka Alfred Glitchcock @llfaunt.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Watched Friday the 13th for the first time. Not a cinematic masterpiece IMO, but explained more of the tropes in Camp Miasma again I guess. I am guessing it was groundbreaking at the time for who the villain was.
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L Faunt aka Alfred Glitchcock @llfaunt.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Was probably successfully pandered to, but this has been my fave horror movie so far. Willem Dafoe is amazing
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Greg Pak @gregpak.net · 04/10/2026
Fascists and authoritarians, both in government and within families, love “A.i.”’because it’s a tool for violating consent and enforcing conformity and obedience.
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L Faunt aka Alfred Glitchcock @llfaunt.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Willem Dafoe is the best because Gd thinly stretched skin over a large skull and then made it so that's how you knew you were watching a hard-hitting movie
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L Faunt aka Alfred Glitchcock @llfaunt.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
"I want you to clean your vagina." Me: It is self-cleaning, motherfucker
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L Faunt aka Alfred Glitchcock @llfaunt.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Watching American Psycho. Love it so far. Also making silly comments. Enjoying the morbid humor. *Me when Patrick B holds up a Huey Lewis and the News CD* "Who says white people have no culture?"
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L Faunt aka Alfred Glitchcock @llfaunt.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Ugh
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L Faunt aka Alfred Glitchcock @llfaunt.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Yeah, living in the thick of driving culture, it used to be big and would sometimes have better route updates than Google Maps during that era--it was a viable competitor in LA. Then techbros techbro'd I'm guessing
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L Faunt aka Alfred Glitchcock @llfaunt.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
My absolute guess per Women's March is the pussy hat complaints and typical anti-liberal protest complaints & real issues converged with peak mid-10s woke culture to sink it successfully?
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L Faunt aka Alfred Glitchcock @llfaunt.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Waze was like peak early to mid 2010s amongst people I know anecdotally. That's so weird
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L Faunt aka Alfred Glitchcock @llfaunt.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Oy vey. Sounds like they took the "shitty plot" notes from the first one and went wild with it for 2
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L Faunt aka Alfred Glitchcock @llfaunt.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Btw, whatever happened to the Women's March and/or Slutwalk? I know Slutwalk tanked in my own city partially due to infighting (partially worsened by a friend at the time lolololol) and I'm guessing at one point no more Amber Rose when she ostensibly started MAGA shilling
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L Faunt aka Alfred Glitchcock @llfaunt.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Y'all probably have a lot of them!
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L Faunt aka Alfred Glitchcock @llfaunt.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I mean like, same
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L Faunt aka Alfred Glitchcock @llfaunt.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
We're gonna try for American Psycho pretty soon. Yet another one I haven't seen. Also Rob Zombie Halloween remake.
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L Faunt aka Alfred Glitchcock @llfaunt.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
💩💩💩💩💩
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L Faunt aka Alfred Glitchcock @llfaunt.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
We moved on to something else with about 45 min left. Not really my thing
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L Faunt aka Alfred Glitchcock @llfaunt.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
It's a whatever for me. The acting is bad. No even vague motivation for the clown's violence revealed yet.
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L Faunt aka Alfred Glitchcock @llfaunt.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
So we are not doing any movie a day challenges or anything this month. But a VHS horror page we follow is rec'ing horror movies from all different time periods. So far none of them have been available on any streamers we already pay for, so we're doing Terrifier.
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L Faunt aka Alfred Glitchcock @llfaunt.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
If I were still fem my influencer name would be Boobicular
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L Faunt aka Alfred Glitchcock @llfaunt.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Hey SFV! #MMIX is in an #ArtShow tonight and it's one of our last few public commitments locally of 2026. Parlor 13 Sherman Oaks 8pm-midnight 13812 Ventura Blvd We'll be there after 9pm Admission: parlor13.com/events/ameri...
Par lor 13 Grand Opening Gala
Featuring our premiere art show "American Witch Story"
02 October 8pm-midnight
$13 General Entry
13812 Ventura Blvd Sherman OaksAmerican Witch Story in Fact, Fiction and Fun
OCT 2ND
13812 Ventura Blvd Sherman Oaks
13 Artists
13 Witches
$13


Artist List for American Witch Story
Brian LS
Jordan Monsell
Black Cat
Mimi Nagasako
MmIX
Eugene Huggman
Esoteric Emma
QtR Nevermore
Venus Rx
Jaq
Simon Childs
Becks Wallace
Amber Obsidian
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Bikini Kill @theebikinikill.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Happy Bandcamp Friday! Today we are raising funds for CHIRLA. All profit from any sales in our Bandcamp today will be donated. bikinikill.bandcamp.com
Flyer that reads in black on green and black:
BANDCAMP FRIDAY
BENEFIT FOR
CHIRLA
The background is yellow and green stars and there's a green border around it.
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