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lizbethanne @lizbethanne.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
i am obviously pro-vax but jesus fucking christ i got my shots yesterday morning and the only time i haven’t felt awful since was when i was asleep (and even then i woke up like five times last night)
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lizbethanne @lizbethanne.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
maybe she’ll be at walgreens when i go to get my shots
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lizbethanne @lizbethanne.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
sleep: nonexistent coffee: exceptionally bad outlook: crashed head: aches i need to be put out of my misery.
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lizbethanne @lizbethanne.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
we’ve evolved past the need for celebrating columbus day
screenshot of andrew cuomo with a chyron saying “im not perverted, im just italian”
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lizbethanne @lizbethanne.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
i have a lot of complaints about my new position at work but the highlight is getting to send bitchy emails to my former boss (copying my current boss) telling him to do his own work for once in his life.
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lizbethanne @lizbethanne.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
spent the morning engaging in ben’s preferred rainy activity (splashing in puddles), and now it’s time for mine (books and hot drink inside)
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lizbethanne @lizbethanne.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
hamilton is giving condiment section of my fridge
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lizbethanne @lizbethanne.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
the radiators are on and i’m wearing a sweatshirt indoors, this is the best time of year
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lizbethanne @lizbethanne.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
it’s ten am and i’ve reached my dumbass email quota for the day. pls hold your stupid questions until tomorrow at the earliest.
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lizbethanne @lizbethanne.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
“cue the sun” by emily nussbaum was a very fun read about the work behind reality tv “picking up” by robin nagle is about how nyc handles trash by an academic so interested in it that she went through the process and became a sanitation worker
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lizbethanne @lizbethanne.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
for a moment i thought the elf (?) in front was irene strip law
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lizbethanne @lizbethanne.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
rereading mansfield park for the first time in like 20 years and yeah, fanny price is still such a drip
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lizbethanne @lizbethanne.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
just made gross.
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lizbethanne @lizbethanne.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
today’s dunkin is disgusting. an ill omen.
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lizbethanne @lizbethanne.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
in what i can only assume was a gift specifically for ben, the utility workers have parked an excavator in front of our house for the night
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lizbethanne @lizbethanne.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
how DARE
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lizbethanne @lizbethanne.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
WHO IS THAT BABY
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lizbethanne @lizbethanne.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
taylor townsend might be the best television character of all time.
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Mike.⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ @dumbmike.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
HBO just released a new trailer for counting to 100. I know I'm supposed to have outgrown it, but it feels so magical to see all my old friends again: 7, 20, 5, and this time they even managed to include 22.
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Trung Le Nguyen @trungles.com · 02/09/2026
Cool cool, so every time I read an Austen book I will encounter a character who is a little bit embarrassing, and I will invariably see myself in said embarrassing character. Is that correct? Is this her whole deal? I'm not even done with chapter one!
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lizbethanne @lizbethanne.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
i absolutely loved this one!
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lizbethanne @lizbethanne.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
“i asked copilot—“
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lizbethanne @lizbethanne.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
if the cardinal’s men kill me at least my stomach won’t hurt anymore
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lizbethanne @lizbethanne.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
woah woah woah how DARE you
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lizbethanne @lizbethanne.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
seven hours into a stomach ache before i realized i still have prescription anti nausea medication from my last illness. what a fool i am.
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lizbethanne @lizbethanne.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
jersey princess godzilla
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lizbethanne @lizbethanne.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
did you know that you can just start reading a book series with the 31st book? it’s not illegal they can’t stop you.
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lizbethanne @lizbethanne.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
i hear those are good in stew!
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lizbethanne @lizbethanne.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
bold to assume a musketeer is paying rent
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lizbethanne @lizbethanne.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
my vacation would be enhanced by knowing about bad things happen to someone i don’t like, but i think she’s a better person than me
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lizbethanne @lizbethanne.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
my favorite coworker is out on vacation and she’s MISSING her boss be mean to a coworker she has beef with. like, do i text her about this? or do i wait until she returns?
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lizbethanne @lizbethanne.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
APPARENTLY
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lizbethanne @lizbethanne.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
HALBERD
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lizbethanne @lizbethanne.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
i was 39 years old when i learned that “hal” is short for “harold”. what did i think it was short for before this? idk, halold?
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lizbethanne @lizbethanne.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
why is everyone in line at the pharmacy experiencing their first day on earth
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lizbethanne @lizbethanne.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
we’ve had “meow meow movie” (the cat returns) on repeat lately, RIP to the king
the cat king from “the cat returns”
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lizbethanne @lizbethanne.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
nothing worse than when a problem at work is totally your fault so you can’t even be mad at anyone about it
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lizbethanne @lizbethanne.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
do it, i always regret it when i inevitably ruin my favorites
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Robert Evans (the Only Robert Evans) @iwriteok.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
"Americans like two-day delivery but dislike being promised that a Robot God will render them Paupers Forever. The fickle whims of the median voter continue to perplex me."
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lizbethanne @lizbethanne.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
currently reading: - the three musketeers - hiroshima: the last witnesses - american caesar currently not reading: - emails
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lizbethanne @lizbethanne.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
me every chapter of the three musketeers: “i don’t remember this from wishbone.”
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FᎪᎢ ᏩᎪNᎠᎪᏞF @sofarrsogud.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
If a baby hands you a toy telephone to answer, that's a sign of great respect in their culture.
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lizbethanne @lizbethanne.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
head: aches tummy: hurts family party: too long
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lizbethanne @lizbethanne.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
more muffins for me!
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lizbethanne @lizbethanne.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
photos taken moments before disaster (ben demanded muffins, helped me make muffins, took one bite and said “no.”)
a toddler eating one (1) bite of a muffin
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lizbethanne @lizbethanne.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
watching jackass best and last and feeling very emotional about the passage of time
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lizbethanne @lizbethanne.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
i think if you have anxiety when your boss schedules a surprise meeting they should legally have to put in the subject line if you’re in trouble or not
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lizbethanne @lizbethanne.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
lol lmao no bad dreams because ben woke me up at 2:30 and won’t go back to sleep. hooray.
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lizbethanne @lizbethanne.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
stayed up past my bedtime tonight because i needed to finish “fantasticland” before bed… really looking forward to some fucked up dreams i guess
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lizbethanne @lizbethanne.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
today ben learned that mom’s video game has a “b” button and when he presses it a guy transforms into a different guy and it is VERY funny.
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