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@lizbethanne.bsky.social
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lizbethanne @lizbethanne.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
it’s ten am and i’ve reached my dumbass email quota for the day. pls hold your stupid questions until tomorrow at the earliest.
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lizbethanne @lizbethanne.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
rereading mansfield park for the first time in like 20 years and yeah, fanny price is still such a drip
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lizbethanne @lizbethanne.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
today’s dunkin is disgusting. an ill omen.
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lizbethanne @lizbethanne.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
in what i can only assume was a gift specifically for ben, the utility workers have parked an excavator in front of our house for the night
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lizbethanne @lizbethanne.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
taylor townsend might be the best television character of all time.
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Mike.⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ @dumbmike.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
HBO just released a new trailer for counting to 100. I know I'm supposed to have outgrown it, but it feels so magical to see all my old friends again: 7, 20, 5, and this time they even managed to include 22.
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Trung Le Nguyen @trungles.com · 02/09/2026
Cool cool, so every time I read an Austen book I will encounter a character who is a little bit embarrassing, and I will invariably see myself in said embarrassing character. Is that correct? Is this her whole deal? I'm not even done with chapter one!
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lizbethanne @lizbethanne.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
i absolutely loved this one!
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lizbethanne @lizbethanne.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
“i asked copilot—“
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lizbethanne @lizbethanne.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
seven hours into a stomach ache before i realized i still have prescription anti nausea medication from my last illness. what a fool i am.
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lizbethanne @lizbethanne.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
did you know that you can just start reading a book series with the 31st book? it’s not illegal they can’t stop you.
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lizbethanne @lizbethanne.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
my favorite coworker is out on vacation and she’s MISSING her boss be mean to a coworker she has beef with. like, do i text her about this? or do i wait until she returns?
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lizbethanne @lizbethanne.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
i was 39 years old when i learned that “hal” is short for “harold”. what did i think it was short for before this? idk, halold?
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lizbethanne @lizbethanne.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
why is everyone in line at the pharmacy experiencing their first day on earth
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lizbethanne @lizbethanne.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
we’ve had “meow meow movie” (the cat returns) on repeat lately, RIP to the king
the cat king from “the cat returns”
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lizbethanne @lizbethanne.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
nothing worse than when a problem at work is totally your fault so you can’t even be mad at anyone about it
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Robert Evans (the Only Robert Evans) @iwriteok.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
"Americans like two-day delivery but dislike being promised that a Robot God will render them Paupers Forever. The fickle whims of the median voter continue to perplex me."
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lizbethanne @lizbethanne.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
currently reading: - the three musketeers - hiroshima: the last witnesses - american caesar currently not reading: - emails
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lizbethanne @lizbethanne.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
me every chapter of the three musketeers: “i don’t remember this from wishbone.”
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FᎪᎢ ᏩᎪNᎠᎪᏞF @sofarrsogud.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
If a baby hands you a toy telephone to answer, that's a sign of great respect in their culture.
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lizbethanne @lizbethanne.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
head: aches tummy: hurts family party: too long
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lizbethanne @lizbethanne.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
photos taken moments before disaster (ben demanded muffins, helped me make muffins, took one bite and said “no.”)
a toddler eating one (1) bite of a muffin
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lizbethanne @lizbethanne.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
watching jackass best and last and feeling very emotional about the passage of time
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lizbethanne @lizbethanne.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
i think if you have anxiety when your boss schedules a surprise meeting they should legally have to put in the subject line if you’re in trouble or not
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lizbethanne @lizbethanne.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
lol lmao no bad dreams because ben woke me up at 2:30 and won’t go back to sleep. hooray.
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lizbethanne @lizbethanne.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
stayed up past my bedtime tonight because i needed to finish “fantasticland” before bed… really looking forward to some fucked up dreams i guess
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lizbethanne @lizbethanne.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
lol lmao guess who got up at 3 today
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lizbethanne @lizbethanne.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
i just think it’s fucked up that the day there’s no rush to get ben anywhere he wakes up two hours early
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lizbethanne @lizbethanne.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
marissa tomei in my cousin vinny is truly just perfect
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lizbethanne @lizbethanne.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
they should invent a medication that doesn’t make you sweaty
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Trung Le Nguyen @trungles.com · 31/07/2026
I have a Vision
Black and white cartoon portrait of a young lady in a poofy-sleeved dress with an empire waist looking pensively into the distance, gently decorated with daisies. The text reads “Fuck ‘em up, Elizabeth Bennet!!!”
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lizbethanne @lizbethanne.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
kids these days don’t know baba booey, they only know baba and bluey
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lizbethanne @lizbethanne.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
love when a task i’ve been dreading takes no time at all. i will learn nothing from this.
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lizbethanne @lizbethanne.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
what is it that bilbo says? “i’m old as fuck and i’ve known some of you too long and some of you not enough”?
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lizbethanne @lizbethanne.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
the most fucked up part of it is that the ice cream shop’s BUILDING is definitely cute/historic! and yet. and YET.
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lizbethanne @lizbethanne.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
just thinking about stuff (loose lions on the boardwalk)
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Wildwood’s Wall of Death and the Terror of Tuffy
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lizbethanne @lizbethanne.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
“I was certainly not disposed to admire her, though always hearing she was beautiful; but I cannot help feeling that she possesses an uncommon union of symmetry, brilliancy, and grace.” mrs. vernon i know what you are
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lizbethanne @lizbethanne.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
having a day at work
tweet saying “praying on someone’s downfall isn’t enough i need to participate in it”
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lizbethanne @lizbethanne.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
currently reading: - lady susan - i am the night - the three musketeers - goodnight little blue truck - miffy the artist
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The Power of Chris Compels You @strictlyworse.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
"A book can't make you gay" Oh??
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lizbethanne @lizbethanne.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
finally broke the four month line in my podcast backlog. can’t wait to catch all the way up and see what happened in iran.
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Robert Evans (the Only Robert Evans) @iwriteok.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
if i knew there was a 100% chance I would not survive Jurassic Park I'd still go. My loved ones would have to physically restrain me to keep me off that helicopter.
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lizbethanne @lizbethanne.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
watching @trungles.com read pride and prejudice for the first time is such a delight, making me wish i could read it again for the first time
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Trung Le Nguyen @trungles.com · 21/07/2026
I’m so happy!!!
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lizbethanne @lizbethanne.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
when does hockey come back summer is BORING
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lizbethanne @lizbethanne.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
that movie is going to be bad but i DO love watching bad things happen to the x-men so
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lizbethanne @lizbethanne.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
i am indeed deficient in The Vitamin
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lizbethanne @lizbethanne.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
truly having a terrible frustrating day and i think i just need to go back to sleep
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lizbethanne @lizbethanne.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
getting bloodwork done today and this is all i can think about
tumblr post about “the vitamin”
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lizbethanne @lizbethanne.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
NINETY PAGES IN and finally this shit is dead. i had to keep taking breaks because of how much i hate him antagonizing my blorbos.
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