lizbethanne @lizbethanne.bsky.social · 01/10/2026it’s ten am and i’ve reached my dumbass email quota for the day. pls hold your stupid questions until tomorrow at the earliest. 130
lizbethanne @lizbethanne.bsky.social · 19/09/2026rereading mansfield park for the first time in like 20 years and yeah, fanny price is still such a drip 000
lizbethanne @lizbethanne.bsky.social · 15/09/2026in what i can only assume was a gift specifically for ben, the utility workers have parked an excavator in front of our house for the night 010
lizbethanne @lizbethanne.bsky.social · 11/09/2026taylor townsend might be the best television character of all time. 012
Reposted by lizbethanneMike.⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ @dumbmike.bsky.social · 02/09/2026HBO just released a new trailer for counting to 100. I know I'm supposed to have outgrown it, but it feels so magical to see all my old friends again: 7, 20, 5, and this time they even managed to include 22. 392793502
Reposted by lizbethanneTrung Le Nguyen @trungles.com · 02/09/2026Cool cool, so every time I read an Austen book I will encounter a character who is a little bit embarrassing, and I will invariably see myself in said embarrassing character. Is that correct? Is this her whole deal? I'm not even done with chapter one! 1548929
lizbethanne @lizbethanne.bsky.social · 31/08/2026seven hours into a stomach ache before i realized i still have prescription anti nausea medication from my last illness. what a fool i am. 120
lizbethanne @lizbethanne.bsky.social · 29/08/2026did you know that you can just start reading a book series with the 31st book? it’s not illegal they can’t stop you. 030
lizbethanne @lizbethanne.bsky.social · 27/08/2026my favorite coworker is out on vacation and she’s MISSING her boss be mean to a coworker she has beef with. like, do i text her about this? or do i wait until she returns? 110
lizbethanne @lizbethanne.bsky.social · 26/08/2026i was 39 years old when i learned that “hal” is short for “harold”. what did i think it was short for before this? idk, halold? 340
lizbethanne @lizbethanne.bsky.social · 26/08/2026why is everyone in line at the pharmacy experiencing their first day on earth 010
lizbethanne @lizbethanne.bsky.social · 26/08/2026we’ve had “meow meow movie” (the cat returns) on repeat lately, RIP to the king 010
lizbethanne @lizbethanne.bsky.social · 24/08/2026nothing worse than when a problem at work is totally your fault so you can’t even be mad at anyone about it 010
Reposted by lizbethanneRobert Evans (the Only Robert Evans) @iwriteok.bsky.social · 24/08/2026"Americans like two-day delivery but dislike being promised that a Robot God will render them Paupers Forever. The fickle whims of the median voter continue to perplex me." 685080
lizbethanne @lizbethanne.bsky.social · 20/08/2026currently reading: - the three musketeers - hiroshima: the last witnesses - american caesar currently not reading: - emails 010
lizbethanne @lizbethanne.bsky.social · 20/08/2026me every chapter of the three musketeers: “i don’t remember this from wishbone.” 000
Reposted by lizbethanneFᎪᎢ ᏩᎪNᎠᎪᏞF @sofarrsogud.bsky.social · 19/08/2026If a baby hands you a toy telephone to answer, that's a sign of great respect in their culture. 2765161278
lizbethanne @lizbethanne.bsky.social · 15/08/2026photos taken moments before disaster (ben demanded muffins, helped me make muffins, took one bite and said “no.”) 120
lizbethanne @lizbethanne.bsky.social · 14/08/2026watching jackass best and last and feeling very emotional about the passage of time 010
lizbethanne @lizbethanne.bsky.social · 11/08/2026i think if you have anxiety when your boss schedules a surprise meeting they should legally have to put in the subject line if you’re in trouble or not 000
lizbethanne @lizbethanne.bsky.social · 11/08/2026lol lmao no bad dreams because ben woke me up at 2:30 and won’t go back to sleep. hooray. 010
lizbethanne @lizbethanne.bsky.social · 11/08/2026stayed up past my bedtime tonight because i needed to finish “fantasticland” before bed… really looking forward to some fucked up dreams i guess 000
lizbethanne @lizbethanne.bsky.social · 07/08/2026i just think it’s fucked up that the day there’s no rush to get ben anywhere he wakes up two hours early 120
lizbethanne @lizbethanne.bsky.social · 02/08/2026marissa tomei in my cousin vinny is truly just perfect 010
lizbethanne @lizbethanne.bsky.social · 31/07/2026they should invent a medication that doesn’t make you sweaty 010
lizbethanne @lizbethanne.bsky.social · 30/07/2026kids these days don’t know baba booey, they only know baba and bluey 020
lizbethanne @lizbethanne.bsky.social · 30/07/2026love when a task i’ve been dreading takes no time at all. i will learn nothing from this. 030
lizbethanne @lizbethanne.bsky.social · 26/07/2026what is it that bilbo says? “i’m old as fuck and i’ve known some of you too long and some of you not enough”? 020
lizbethanne @lizbethanne.bsky.social · 26/07/2026the most fucked up part of it is that the ice cream shop’s BUILDING is definitely cute/historic! and yet. and YET. 1234
lizbethanne @lizbethanne.bsky.social · 24/07/2026just thinking about stuff (loose lions on the boardwalk)weirdnj.comWildwood’s Wall of Death and the Terror of Tuffy 000
lizbethanne @lizbethanne.bsky.social · 23/07/2026“I was certainly not disposed to admire her, though always hearing she was beautiful; but I cannot help feeling that she possesses an uncommon union of symmetry, brilliancy, and grace.” mrs. vernon i know what you are 320
lizbethanne @lizbethanne.bsky.social · 22/07/2026currently reading: - lady susan - i am the night - the three musketeers - goodnight little blue truck - miffy the artist 220
Reposted by lizbethanneThe Power of Chris Compels You @strictlyworse.bsky.social · 22/07/2026"A book can't make you gay" Oh?? 0255
lizbethanne @lizbethanne.bsky.social · 22/07/2026finally broke the four month line in my podcast backlog. can’t wait to catch all the way up and see what happened in iran. 010
Reposted by lizbethanneRobert Evans (the Only Robert Evans) @iwriteok.bsky.social · 21/07/2026if i knew there was a 100% chance I would not survive Jurassic Park I'd still go. My loved ones would have to physically restrain me to keep me off that helicopter. 692594282
lizbethanne @lizbethanne.bsky.social · 21/07/2026watching @trungles.com read pride and prejudice for the first time is such a delight, making me wish i could read it again for the first time 100
lizbethanne @lizbethanne.bsky.social · 20/07/2026that movie is going to be bad but i DO love watching bad things happen to the x-men so 030
lizbethanne @lizbethanne.bsky.social · 16/07/2026truly having a terrible frustrating day and i think i just need to go back to sleep 010
lizbethanne @lizbethanne.bsky.social · 16/07/2026getting bloodwork done today and this is all i can think about 010
lizbethanne @lizbethanne.bsky.social · 13/07/2026NINETY PAGES IN and finally this shit is dead. i had to keep taking breaks because of how much i hate him antagonizing my blorbos. 000