schwa @lizardinhat.bsky.social · 08/08/2026- dril candles - im a starving child and this is the last thing i read gootbye - lets do it baby i know the law - you kick miette jail for a thousand years 161
schwa @lizardinhat.bsky.social · 02/07/2026my Crying About The World Cup count is up to 4. and there is so much more world cup 120
schwa @lizardinhat.bsky.social · 02/07/2026i really cannot stand geese and frankly most bands that are fronted by men with an annoying voice. sorry to cameron winters you’re probably a nice enough guy 020
schwa @lizardinhat.bsky.social · 27/06/2026i’m so sick of the san jose sharks i hate the san jose sharks!!!!!! 110
schwa @lizardinhat.bsky.social · 25/06/2026matt damon reveals he has ben affleck pinned in his text messages… 220
schwa @lizardinhat.bsky.social · 24/06/2026i am keeping up with off season nhl trade reports to an unbelievable degree. i know too much 120
Reposted by schwabobby @bobbylewis.bsky.social · 16/06/2026america is an ideal worth fighting for 102117662221
schwa @lizardinhat.bsky.social · 12/06/2026angine de poitrine are so good it feels like it was designed in a lab for me to enjoy it 020
schwa @lizardinhat.bsky.social · 04/06/2026rooting for the knicks except for when timothee chalamet is on screen 010
schwa @lizardinhat.bsky.social · 03/06/2026if i was seth jarvis i would really be bummed that all my friends were constantly hanging out together without me 040
schwa @lizardinhat.bsky.social · 27/05/2026microdose moving by switching rooms with your roommate 040
Reposted by schwavictoria zeller🫛 (RISEBALL, summer ‘27) @dirtbagqueer.rocks · 19/05/2026you have to score goals if you want to win the hockey game 7824
schwa @lizardinhat.bsky.social · 17/05/2026i think i need someone to tell me how to walk right bc i’m pretty sure i’m walking wrong 110
schwa @lizardinhat.bsky.social · 14/05/20263500 words in 24 hours. feels good but also pretty bad 010
schwa @lizardinhat.bsky.social · 14/05/2026the problem with all nighters is that after you do it once it becomes much easier to do it again 100
schwa @lizardinhat.bsky.social · 14/05/2026i deleted all the games from my phone and now the most interesting app is like. bluesky 120
schwa @lizardinhat.bsky.social · 11/05/2026after today i literally never have to think about topology ever again 110
schwa @lizardinhat.bsky.social · 10/05/2026i think i was once very worried about no longer learning things as an adult not in school. but it turns out there are lessons of all kinds being taught everywhere and i will never not be learning 120
schwa @lizardinhat.bsky.social · 19/04/2026haven’t had gender envy for a cis woman before but she’s really changing my life 080
Reposted by schwaBoston Bruins (twitter mirror) @bruinsnhlbot.bsky.social · 12/04/2026WE ARE IN 💪 1296
schwa @lizardinhat.bsky.social · 11/04/2026today i was mildly struggling to move something heavy and 2 strong men were standing there and they just started helping me and walked away immediately after 130
schwa @lizardinhat.bsky.social · 31/03/2026i don’t have either in my life but i don’t get how an air fryer is better than a toaster oven 020
schwa @lizardinhat.bsky.social · 28/03/2026sometimes when you are feeling bad what really helps is inhaling toilet bowl cleaner fumes 120
schwa @lizardinhat.bsky.social · 27/03/2026i am in such a rut music-wise. what are u guys listening to? i like some indie stuff and lots of folk and hyperpop and country if they’re not racist and women who sing and also cool synths 330
Reposted by schwaalexis simpson is confused by display name changes @amutepiggy.bsky.social · 26/03/2026the doctor said "go to the fancy grocery store and get yourself some fancy cheese. maybe some harvati. maybe some jarlsberg. or maybe that fancy new Italian kind. it cures depression." "but doctor," i said. "i am Pagliacheese" 1747579
schwa @lizardinhat.bsky.social · 26/03/2026made my own granola today. i think i would do numbers on instagram reels if i was better at or cared more about taking pictures 030
schwa @lizardinhat.bsky.social · 26/03/2026one of the great dangers of living in the pnw is that you start genuinely enjoying an ipa 020
schwa @lizardinhat.bsky.social · 20/03/2026i have been quite cranky today but at least the bruins scored 6 goals. all hope is not lost 110
schwa @lizardinhat.bsky.social · 17/03/2026ppl who were so vocally pro-menstrual cup used to annoy me but unfortunately they’re right 110
schwa @lizardinhat.bsky.social · 16/03/2026i like cillian murphy bc i too am a 5’7 guy who loves to wear a cropped jacket and good pants 041
schwa @lizardinhat.bsky.social · 09/03/2026newest layer of application hell is that i have to record myself speaking to answer a question. that is what an interview is for just let me type out an answer!!!!! 260
schwa @lizardinhat.bsky.social · 06/03/2026it is so ridiculous that i have to write a check and track down my landlord to pay rent every month. he’s as good a landlord as one can be in every other sense but once a month i wish he was less old 120
schwa @lizardinhat.bsky.social · 03/03/2026feeling like i am really in a rut dinner-wise. what are you cooking for dinner?? i feel fried rice and pasta and roasted vegetables are literally the only options but that can’t be true 430
schwa @lizardinhat.bsky.social · 01/03/2026today i poured some salsa in a bowl to have with chips. but only the dregs of the bag were left. so i poured the small shards of tortilla chips into the bowl and ate it like cereal 250
schwa @lizardinhat.bsky.social · 22/02/2026i was really rooting for canada but i thought i would be happy no matter who won (bc i am in fact american). turns out i am still so so so devastated by this loss 020
schwa @lizardinhat.bsky.social · 22/02/2026i am going to be awake in 4 hours to watch the usa canada hockey game and it will not be pleasant but it will be worth it 030
schwa @lizardinhat.bsky.social · 21/02/2026when i was my most online it felt like my thoughts came prepackaged in tweet-sized bites. i am not disentangled from the powers-that-be but it feels nice to have that bit of control over my brain again 170