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schwa

@lizardinhat.bsky.social
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boston bruins enjoyer ○ nerdfighter

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schwa @lizardinhat.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
- dril candles - im a starving child and this is the last thing i read gootbye - lets do it baby i know the law - you kick miette jail for a thousand years
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schwa @lizardinhat.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
france england???
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schwa @lizardinhat.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
my Crying About The World Cup count is up to 4. and there is so much more world cup
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schwa @lizardinhat.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
i really cannot stand geese and frankly most bands that are fronted by men with an annoying voice. sorry to cameron winters you’re probably a nice enough guy
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schwa @lizardinhat.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
i’m so sick of the san jose sharks i hate the san jose sharks!!!!!!
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schwa @lizardinhat.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
matt damon reveals he has ben affleck pinned in his text messages…
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schwa @lizardinhat.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
i am keeping up with off season nhl trade reports to an unbelievable degree. i know too much
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schwa @lizardinhat.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
new carly rae jepsen album ‼️ BIG day for me
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bobby @bobbylewis.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
america is an ideal worth fighting for
I'm American, but I talked to some Germans on a train platform in Chicago last weekend. They spoke very highly about their experience of buying legal weed, getting stoned and eating at Raising Canes.
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schwa @lizardinhat.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
angine de poitrine are so good it feels like it was designed in a lab for me to enjoy it
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schwa @lizardinhat.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
rooting for the knicks except for when timothee chalamet is on screen
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schwa @lizardinhat.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
if i was seth jarvis i would really be bummed that all my friends were constantly hanging out together without me
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lo! @glowpert.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
I love boosters :)))) 💙💚🩷🧡💫
fan art of the film i love boosters
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schwa @lizardinhat.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
microdose moving by switching rooms with your roommate
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victoria zeller🫛 (RISEBALL, summer ‘27) @dirtbagqueer.rocks · 19/05/2026
you have to score goals if you want to win the hockey game
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schwa @lizardinhat.bsky.social · 17/05/2026
i think i need someone to tell me how to walk right bc i’m pretty sure i’m walking wrong
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schwa @lizardinhat.bsky.social · 14/05/2026
3500 words in 24 hours. feels good but also pretty bad
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schwa @lizardinhat.bsky.social · 14/05/2026
the problem with all nighters is that after you do it once it becomes much easier to do it again
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schwa @lizardinhat.bsky.social · 14/05/2026
i deleted all the games from my phone and now the most interesting app is like. bluesky
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schwa @lizardinhat.bsky.social · 12/05/2026
portland fire save me. save me portland fire
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schwa @lizardinhat.bsky.social · 11/05/2026
after today i literally never have to think about topology ever again
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schwa @lizardinhat.bsky.social · 10/05/2026
i think i was once very worried about no longer learning things as an adult not in school. but it turns out there are lessons of all kinds being taught everywhere and i will never not be learning
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schwa @lizardinhat.bsky.social · 19/04/2026
haven’t had gender envy for a cis woman before but she’s really changing my life
Meg Ryan in You’ve Got Mail with a textured and cunty bob
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Boston Bruins (twitter mirror) @bruinsnhlbot.bsky.social · 12/04/2026
WE ARE IN 💪
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schwa @lizardinhat.bsky.social · 11/04/2026
today i was mildly struggling to move something heavy and 2 strong men were standing there and they just started helping me and walked away immediately after
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schwa @lizardinhat.bsky.social · 08/04/2026
god i love birds so much
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schwa @lizardinhat.bsky.social · 31/03/2026
i don’t have either in my life but i don’t get how an air fryer is better than a toaster oven
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schwa @lizardinhat.bsky.social · 29/03/2026
hit 7500 steps for today already 💪
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schwa @lizardinhat.bsky.social · 28/03/2026
sometimes when you are feeling bad what really helps is inhaling toilet bowl cleaner fumes
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schwa @lizardinhat.bsky.social · 27/03/2026
i am in such a rut music-wise. what are u guys listening to? i like some indie stuff and lots of folk and hyperpop and country if they’re not racist and women who sing and also cool synths
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alexis simpson is confused by display name changes @amutepiggy.bsky.social · 26/03/2026
the doctor said "go to the fancy grocery store and get yourself some fancy cheese. maybe some harvati. maybe some jarlsberg. or maybe that fancy new Italian kind. it cures depression." "but doctor," i said. "i am Pagliacheese"
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schwa @lizardinhat.bsky.social · 26/03/2026
made my own granola today. i think i would do numbers on instagram reels if i was better at or cared more about taking pictures
baking sheet of granola with some pecans walnuts and almonds
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schwa @lizardinhat.bsky.social · 26/03/2026
every day i am so stressed about the boston bruins
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schwa @lizardinhat.bsky.social · 26/03/2026
one of the great dangers of living in the pnw is that you start genuinely enjoying an ipa
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schwa @lizardinhat.bsky.social · 20/03/2026
i have been quite cranky today but at least the bruins scored 6 goals. all hope is not lost
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schwa @lizardinhat.bsky.social · 17/03/2026
ppl who were so vocally pro-menstrual cup used to annoy me but unfortunately they’re right
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schwa @lizardinhat.bsky.social · 16/03/2026
i like cillian murphy bc i too am a 5’7 guy who loves to wear a cropped jacket and good pants
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schwa @lizardinhat.bsky.social · 16/03/2026
went 20 for 24 awards in my oscar pool 💪
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schwa @lizardinhat.bsky.social · 09/03/2026
newest layer of application hell is that i have to record myself speaking to answer a question. that is what an interview is for just let me type out an answer!!!!!
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schwa @lizardinhat.bsky.social · 06/03/2026
it is so ridiculous that i have to write a check and track down my landlord to pay rent every month. he’s as good a landlord as one can be in every other sense but once a month i wish he was less old
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schwa @lizardinhat.bsky.social · 03/03/2026
feeling like i am really in a rut dinner-wise. what are you cooking for dinner?? i feel fried rice and pasta and roasted vegetables are literally the only options but that can’t be true
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schwa @lizardinhat.bsky.social · 01/03/2026
today i poured some salsa in a bowl to have with chips. but only the dregs of the bag were left. so i poured the small shards of tortilla chips into the bowl and ate it like cereal
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schwa @lizardinhat.bsky.social · 22/02/2026
i was really rooting for canada but i thought i would be happy no matter who won (bc i am in fact american). turns out i am still so so so devastated by this loss
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schwa @lizardinhat.bsky.social · 22/02/2026
crosby :(
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schwa @lizardinhat.bsky.social · 22/02/2026
i am going to be awake in 4 hours to watch the usa canada hockey game and it will not be pleasant but it will be worth it
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schwa @lizardinhat.bsky.social · 22/02/2026
god i hope crosbys back for the gold medal game
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schwa @lizardinhat.bsky.social · 21/02/2026
when i was my most online it felt like my thoughts came prepackaged in tweet-sized bites. i am not disentangled from the powers-that-be but it feels nice to have that bit of control over my brain again
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schwa @lizardinhat.bsky.social · 20/02/2026
it feels so good to be canadian
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schwa @lizardinhat.bsky.social · 20/02/2026
crosby out :(
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schwa @lizardinhat.bsky.social · 18/02/2026
this canada-czechia game is unbelievably stressful
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