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Livingjetlag

@livingjetlag.bsky.social
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So very tired. Vexatious litigant. Abomination. Enlarged to show texture. ICD-10 code R45.4 Him. Massachusetts, USA

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Pam Wishbow @pamwishbow.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I was sad I had not seen this one distinctive squirrel for a while but turns out she was busy making this. Baby is terrified of me, as it should be.
Photo of a young squirrel exploring a deck by itself for the first time
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Livingjetlag @livingjetlag.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
The leaves are all still green here, but the frogs are changing color.
Little rust-orange frog, about two inches long, on a white painted surface.Little rust-orange frog, about two inches long, on a white painted surface.Little rust-orange frog, about two inches long, on a white painted surface.
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Livingjetlag @livingjetlag.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I'm gonna steal the president's bones.
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Livingjetlag @livingjetlag.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Happy birthday to noted Orioles fan and musician Joan Jett.
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Livingjetlag @livingjetlag.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Happy Equinox, you pagan maniacs!
An outdoor copper-colored sculpture that sort of looks like a UFO on its side, but also with suggestions of the moon and a pentagram. If you zoom waaaaaay in, you can look through it and see my Dad. Hi, Dad!
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Livingjetlag @livingjetlag.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Medical terms explained: Full Code - the medical team is allowed to try turning you off and then back on again #Medsky
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Livingjetlag @livingjetlag.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Hey, guys, check out my pet elephant! #Caturday
Cat laying down with his paws stretched out in front of him like an elephant's trunk.
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Livingjetlag @livingjetlag.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
TELL YOUR FRIENDS, TELL YOUR ENEMIES, SOMEBODY TELL DUTCHESS GOLDBLATT!
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Livingjetlag @livingjetlag.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
I really wanted this technology to work.
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Livingjetlag @livingjetlag.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
This little guy won't be big enough, but this is a reminder to this and every zoo that the people will need animals-with-pumpkins videos in October! If we don't get enrichment in our enclosures we get cranky!
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Livingjetlag @livingjetlag.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
More than ready for this night shift to end, with over three hours to go. #BadAttiTuesday
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Livingjetlag @livingjetlag.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Tag yourself, I am Frog.
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Livingjetlag @livingjetlag.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Say it loud, say it IN CAPSLOCK, keep saying it until you believe it in your heart:
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Livingjetlag @livingjetlag.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Dammit, not again!
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Livingjetlag @livingjetlag.bsky.social · 12/12/2024
Your spirit is a spark of the divine, and the universe needs you, and your call is important to us. Please stay on the line, and a representative will be with you shortly.
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Livingjetlag @livingjetlag.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
Amazing how fast "Vote blue no matter who" just vanished when progressives started winning.
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Livingjetlag @livingjetlag.bsky.social · 30/01/2026
You are an orca circling a yacht. You are an unexpected item in the bagging area. You are a tiny bit of popcorn between the teeth, and you will not be ignored, and your call is important to us. Please stay on the line, and a representative will be with you shortly.
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Livingjetlag @livingjetlag.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
"School, which is a strange pilgrimage of both hardships and solace."
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Livingjetlag @livingjetlag.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
What's your sign?
The back of a truck with the logo for the General Distributing Co (Beverage Gas Professionals) has various pressure indicators and valves. A sign says, "VENTING IS NORMAL."
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Livingjetlag @livingjetlag.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
New Sorrowscopes are here! I've told my friends and my enemies, but I feel like I'm forgetting someone.
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Dragon Approved™️Fae Cosmonaut Pilot Razii @goblingalpalrazii.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
I always loved the trumpet
My husband plays the trumpet, which is a sort of loud pretzel originally invented to blow down the walls of fucking Jericho and, later, to let Civil War soldiers know it was time to kill each other in a river while you chilled eating pigeon in your officer's tent twenty miles away, yet some-how, in modern times, it has become socially acceptable to toot the bad cone inside your house before 10:00 a.m. because it's "your job" and your wife should "get up." What a world! If one was feeling uncharitable, one might describe the trumpet as a machine where you put in compressed air and divorce comes out, but despite this-despite operating a piece of biblical demolition equipment inside the home every bright, cold morning of his wife's one and only life—the trumpet is not the most annoying thing about my husband
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Livingjetlag @livingjetlag.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
Sports highlight of the day:
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Livingjetlag @livingjetlag.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
How do I connect my smartwatch to my streaming service so that it pauses the thing I'm watching when I fall asleep?
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Livingjetlag @livingjetlag.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
It will never be said more clearly than this.
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Livingjetlag @livingjetlag.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
Tell your doctor if you've had an above-the-knee amputation. Tell the doctor if your tattoo is actually the characters for a derogatory term for white people. Tell your doctor if you don't take the tea bag out between 3 and 5 minutes. Tell your doctor if your dog has Giardiasis. Tell your doctor
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Livingjetlag @livingjetlag.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
This put the Inspector Gadget theme song in my head, so now ACAB includes me, too.
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Livingjetlag @livingjetlag.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
Odyssey of the Caribbean
Beach scene from the Odyssey, but using lines from a similar -looking Beach scene in Pirates of the Caribbean. A serious looking woman says "The rum is gone," and a sad -looking man asks, "Why is the rum gone?"
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Livingjetlag @livingjetlag.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
Happy 40th anniversary to Aliens in general, but to this scene very specifically.
youtu.be
ALIENS Clip - "Inside The Room" (1986) Sci-Fi
YouTube video by JoBlo Movie Clips
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Livingjetlag @livingjetlag.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
As written, it's unclear who officiated the wedding.
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Livingjetlag @livingjetlag.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
Alistair hasn't been around in a while. Hope he's ok.
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Livingjetlag @livingjetlag.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
Failure is the cleansing fire of the ego.
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Livingjetlag @livingjetlag.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
There are two wolves inside you, and Wait. No. Sorry, those are kidneys. There are two kidneys inside you. Carry on.
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Livingjetlag @livingjetlag.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
Mass Central Rail Trail traffic update: slowdown on the I-95 bridge extension. @haus53.bsky.social
Turkey on singletrack.
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Beau @drbeaubeaumont.bsky.social · 16/03/2026
While it’s a well known trade secret that Kubrick faked the moon landings, what’s less known is that he was such a stickler for details that he insisted all of the exterior shots were in fact filmed on location on the moon.
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CJ Fogler @cjzero.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
Chef's kiss, salute, tears, all of it
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Livingjetlag @livingjetlag.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
Once in a while, the astrology app gives me a really good one.
Astrology app's advice for the day: "Thank your negative thoughts for trying to protect you, then release them."
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Livingjetlag @livingjetlag.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
Happy Solstice, you pagan maniacs!
A woman poses with kudu horns and ears.
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Livingjetlag @livingjetlag.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
San Antonio says "hi" to @jeffvandermeer.bsky.social .
Sculpture of a turkey, life size in bronze. A sign near it says "Ghost Bird."
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Livingjetlag @livingjetlag.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
Now someone has to go out in a really big boat and change the letters back to "Gulf of Mexico."
Screenshot from the Boston Globe website with the headline "Trump's name was stripped from the Kennedy Center. Now what?"
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Livingjetlag @livingjetlag.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
My coworkers know me a little too well.
Text from coworker: "Boston's Museum of Fine Arts is inserting hot dogs into iconic artwork," link to a Masslive article.
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Livingjetlag @livingjetlag.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
Watching the Telemundo broadcast of the World Cup with Korean fans and their model (I think it was Lego™️?) of the FIFA trophy in a sea of drunk people. Perfect.
Korean fans with their World Cup model on the table.
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Livingjetlag @livingjetlag.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
Outdoor dining is wild. Just got a warning from the server about aggressive birds.
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Livingjetlag @livingjetlag.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
FIFA update, hospital edition: Haiti lost and Turkey lost and everyone is in a bad mood.
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Livingjetlag @livingjetlag.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
Every fairy story is basically the same. It starts with meeting a charming, helpful stranger, and ends with you screaming uselessly while the fairy walks away whistling with your crying children in a bag. You'll never see any of them again.
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TeenagePhlebotomy @teenagephlebotomy.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
Working on some pre-traumatic stress disorder. Saves a step or two.
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Livingjetlag @livingjetlag.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
Listening to this lecture with a description of an experiment, "mice were given losartan or a placebo," and picturing the mice with their itty bitty glasses of water taking their teeny tiny pills. So cute! #medsky
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Livingjetlag @livingjetlag.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
"A ton of people" is only about twelve people.
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Livingjetlag @livingjetlag.bsky.social · 31/05/2026
Long-haired brown tabby cat sitting in a pink plastic box.
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Livingjetlag @livingjetlag.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
Betty Boop was based on Hello Kitty. Hello Kitty was based on William Howard Taft. William Howard Taft was a gritty reboot of Benjamin Franklin, who was based on Francis Bacon.
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Livingjetlag @livingjetlag.bsky.social · 16/05/2026
The next James Bond should be 100 different people. A new actor at least every scene. Watch him walk down the street, every time your view is obstructed for a second, a different guy is wearing his suit. 25% of the movie should have the audience trying to figure out "which one is ¢®€¥ing Bond?!
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