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Janelle Sheetz

@littlejanelle.bsky.social
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Profile picture may not represent current hair color. @LittleJanelle on most other socials. Writer for SongFacts. Recent words: @mental-floss.bsky.social. Best of the Net nominee. She/her. linktr.ee/JanelleSheetz

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Janelle Sheetz @littlejanelle.bsky.social · 12h
I get why news articles simplified Trump's bullshit fund as $1.8 billion, but the fact that it's actually $1.776 should not be overlooked. That was a very clear choice.
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Janelle Sheetz @littlejanelle.bsky.social · 20h
I never understood parents crying when their kids finish kindergarten, but between starting the school year thinking he'd need to repeat and being pregnant, I expected to be an absolute embarrassment
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Janelle Sheetz @littlejanelle.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
The thing with local elections is although I was relieved to see certain Republican candidates lose their primaries, it made me wonder if the winning candidates are actually worse, especially considering chances are high they'll win in the general
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Tommy Siegel @tommysiegel.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
the miracle of artificial intelligence!
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Janelle Sheetz @littlejanelle.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
My mom: I need to start saving money before I go broke Also my mom: Here's 20 outfits I bought for each grandchild today
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Janelle Sheetz @littlejanelle.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I'll tell ya what I really do not miss about my previous writing gig: the absurd and tedious task of bolding key phrases and terms (I always felt like it made the page look busy, on top of treating readers like they're stupid and need guided through the piece.)
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Janelle Sheetz @littlejanelle.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I get why people put so much thought into baby showers and worry about what they're "supposed to" do, but I desperately just want to tell every expectant parent planning one that you don't need a theme, it can be co-ed if you want, and you can serve whatever food you want
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News for 38 Year Olds @newsfor38yearolds.com · 28/09/2026
US deportations are triggering a 'cascade' of rights abuses, UN experts warn France 24 www.france24.com/en/americas/202609…
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US deportations are triggering a 'cascade' of rights abuses, UN experts warn
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Janelle Sheetz @littlejanelle.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I'm not sure if I was more aware of it because this wasn’t my first or if things changed since I had Charlie, but the targeted ads and pregnancy content I got in my feed really felt like companies were/are preying on paranoia. The number of ads I got for fetal dopplers alone was wild.
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Janelle Sheetz @littlejanelle.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Scored a pregnancy hat trick: coughed so hard I threw up and pissed myself as soon as I started throwing up
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Janelle Sheetz @littlejanelle.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Our daughter, Jade, made her entrance into the world on Friday! She had to complicate things a bit—after starting off in the right position, she decided to turn, resulting in an unexpected C-section. The recovery has been rough, but otherwise, she and I are doing great.
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Janelle Sheetz @littlejanelle.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Charlie, refusing a healthier snack in favor of ice cream: "My body needs ice cream." Can't argue with that.
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Social Media Lab @socialmedialab.ca · 15/09/2026
👀 This ought to be much bigger news ... The FBI has “election crisis coordinators” standing by for the midterms, with plans to deploy them to polling places. That is deeply concerning and “not good” doesn’t begin to capture it. #Midterms #VoterSupression #ElectionInterfrence #LegalBasis
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Janelle Sheetz @littlejanelle.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Whenever I find a new local band I like, I feel like I need to download as much as I can. I've never recovered from the loss of PureVolume.
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Janelle Sheetz @littlejanelle.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
This "Jordan's face might be permanently scarred" storyline is tired. Let's ship her off to some European clinic to fix it and move on already. #GeneralHospital
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Janelle Sheetz @littlejanelle.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Not that into the Four Chord lineup this year, which I'm honestly okay with because I can't go anyway and would be real salty if I missed out on something I really wanted to see 😂
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Janelle Sheetz @littlejanelle.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Stevie Nicks looked like she pulled her Met Gala outfit straight from her closet. This is not a complaint.
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Janelle Sheetz @littlejanelle.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Social media: I'm choosing not to have children for a number of very valid reasons, including not wanting to destroy my body, kids are expensive, and it's a lot of work Also social media: I have a dog and therefore I, too, deserve flowers and brunch on Mother's Day
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Janelle Sheetz @littlejanelle.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Society on Mother’s Day: Mothers are incredible superheroes who have made countless sacrifices for their children, and they don’t get enough credit and deserve to be celebrated more than one day a year
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Janelle Sheetz @littlejanelle.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Kinda wanted the Flyers to win the Cup just to see what chaos Gritty got up to
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James Hell Brooks @kleinman.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
For the past two years I've been tracking every bill proposed in state legislatures across the country to figure out what Republican plans for the future are. The answer, based on these 1,182 bills, is that they want to repeal the 20th Century heartlandsignal.com/2026/09/09/b...
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Proof from the states: the right wing attempt to repeal the 20th century – Heartland Signal
Republicans are in Dallas this week making the case that the other side is the extreme one. We read the legislation they introduced in all 50 states and built a searchable record of what we found: 1,1...
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Janelle Sheetz @littlejanelle.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
I like how #GeneralHospital dramatically presented Jordan’s injuries like she’ll be horribly disfigured, even though every character who has had similar injuries just gets shipped off to a fancy clinic in Europe and comes back looking normal 😂
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drewtoothpaste @drewtoothpaste.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
sorry!
internet in heaven: it's just the internet from 2007
internet in hell: you're on it
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Janelle Sheetz @littlejanelle.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Paul is snoring, and our cat, Sarge, is curled up next to him but looking at me like, "Are you gonna do something about this?"
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Janelle Sheetz @littlejanelle.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Having a father-in-law who has a contracting/home renovation business is great because he was able to fix our water heater with a $200 part instead of having to replace the whole thing for at least four times that
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Brian Finucane @bcfinucane.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Occasional reminder that there is an ICC arrest warrant against Putin for war crimes in connection with the mass abduction of Ukrainian children.
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Janelle Sheetz @littlejanelle.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
It's one thing when the fake texts from "PennDOT" trying to collect unpaid tolls come from a number or e-mail address that seems like it could be legit, but using a hotmail address is a choice
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Janelle Sheetz @littlejanelle.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Congratulations to the Ballet Academy of Pittsburgh on another wonderful Spring Gala! The little kids were adorable in their production of 'Frozen,' and as always, beautiful dancing and choreography from the older performers. I particularly loved the ending performance of "Bolero"!
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Janelle Sheetz @littlejanelle.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Went to my sister-in-law's chocolate shop and wiped her out of peanut butter meltaways, hashtag sorry not sorry
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Janelle Sheetz @littlejanelle.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Nice day, windows open, jamming to ABBA
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Jay and Silent Bob Dance with Boombox
ALT: Jay and Silent Bob Dance with Boombox
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Janelle Sheetz @littlejanelle.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Apparently, around 2 a.m., someone tried to log in to my Substack and...Trustpilot, where my only activity is a review for the site I bought my glasses from
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Janelle Sheetz @littlejanelle.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
You can tell I have zero athletic ability by the way Charlie and I both audibly gasped when he tossed me a pen and I caught it
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Janelle Sheetz @littlejanelle.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
In a movie adaptation of a stage musical, you can almost always tell where intermission would be
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Janelle Sheetz @littlejanelle.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
"Morrissey announces new tour dates"
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Jan Brady's Sarcastic 'Sure, Jan' Moment
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Missing The Point @missingthept.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
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Janelle Sheetz @littlejanelle.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Having a sister-in-law who owns a chocolate shop has many advantages
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Janelle Sheetz @littlejanelle.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
My six-year-old son: There was a tornado in my room! Someone took down my tent! Who could've done this? It must've been Sarge! Me, who took it all down because we were gone for the weekend:
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Yikes Monkey Look And Leave Meme
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Janelle Sheetz @littlejanelle.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
"I DON'T WANT TO LEAVE THE BEACH! IT'S SO BEAUTIFUL!" - my six-year-old son, whose afternoon was ruined by rain
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Criag @criagtime.bsky.social · 04/06/2024
Mirror mirror in my tablet / What today should I be mad at?
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Janelle Sheetz @littlejanelle.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
Some episodes of #TheWalkingDead hit different when you already know those Glenn death fake outs are, in fact, fake-outs
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Janelle Sheetz @littlejanelle.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
The introduction to "Boots on the Ground" is genuinely haunting, and I don't think I've ever heard anything so effective in a protest song
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Janelle Sheetz @littlejanelle.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
Everything I have ever learned about Lena Dunham has been against my will
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Janelle Sheetz @littlejanelle.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
Site: You have been successfully unsubscribed from future e-mails. Me: Have I, though?
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Thor Smiling with Hulk
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Janelle Sheetz @littlejanelle.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
The number of tabs I have open pushes my computer to the absolute brink every single day
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Janelle Sheetz @littlejanelle.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
I get that it can be easy to get carried away in planning baby showers and I get why some moms choose themes based on the gender, but the fact that a mom-to-be in a Facebook group I'm in is asking what food to serve when the baby's a girl is insane
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Uncanny Magazine @uncannymagazine.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
Space Unicorns! We are now just $4426 away from FULLY FUNDING with only 5 days to go!!!! If you think there should be another year of Uncanny Magazine, please help us get there before we run out of time! 🦄😊
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Chanda Prescod-Weinstein 🌌 @chanda.blacksky.app · 16/09/2025
I want our young people to know that there is a path forward, that a better world is possible. I don't want them to give up, to become cynical. They deserve to be young and full of optimism. They are owed a world that supports and sustains optimism.
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Jessica Ellis @baddestmamajama.bsky.social · 14/09/2025
I’ll say it a million times, I’ll get a t shirt if I need to: you do owe vulnerable people protection, they have the same right to safety as you. I don’t care if every other progressive signs a blood oath saying otherwise: it is wrong to abandon, endanger, and harm the vulnerable.
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Janelle Sheetz @littlejanelle.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
I took a creative nonfiction class in college, & most of our reading was by men. But my professor, a woman, did include some by women. A male classmate complained about not being able to relate to their work. My professor said, “The girls have to read books by men. Do you think they relate to that?”
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Elizabeth Spiers @espiers.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
As anyone in publishing will tell you, women do not resist reading books by men, but men will often dismiss books by women. This is not a publishing problem or a failure to target men. It's a misogyny problem.
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