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DrLiseKit

@lisekit.bsky.social
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You have to stop the world just to stop the feeling As sometimes seen in www.theguardian.com/profile/lise-sm…

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DrLiseKit @lisekit.bsky.social · 10h
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Jon Hamm as Matt says 'Nowhere'
ALT: Jon Hamm as Matt says 'Nowhere'
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DrLiseKit @lisekit.bsky.social · 17h
The Rules of Fatal Attraction
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El-scare 🏳️‍⚧️ boo @tro.one · 21h
The Unbearable Lightness Of Being John Malkovich
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Lena📎 @eriksdotter.bsky.social · 23h
A Room With A View To A Kill
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DrLiseKit @lisekit.bsky.social · 17h
Obviously every media outlet is going to mention this mathematical error every time Kemi is in the news from now on, alongside a picture of her swigging a mojito www.theguardian.com/politics/202...
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Tories overstate net zero cost by nearly £500bn in apparent spreadsheet error
Exclusive: Badenoch’s flagship conference policy document cites £957bn estimate, twice the total in climate advisers’ data
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DrLiseKit @lisekit.bsky.social · 17h
Garden is good but my jasmine just can't cope outdoors.
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DrLiseKit @lisekit.bsky.social · 17h
I do strongly prefer windows - and on the plants thing, some plants prefer a less-heated indoor space like a bathroom or toilet, that's sheltered but not too warm.
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DrLiseKit @lisekit.bsky.social · 18h
Our previous place did have a windowless bathroom - it was ok because the extractor fan was really, really good. But the ceiling lights still went through bulbs like nobody’s business.
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DrLiseKit @lisekit.bsky.social · 18h
Miranda is Ray
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DrLiseKit @lisekit.bsky.social · 18h
Contrariwise, is the restaurant with a queue down the block actually any good, or is it just popular on Instagram?
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DrLiseKit @lisekit.bsky.social · 18h
That was the hardest, and iirc I did just stab somewhere in the middle of the country.
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DrLiseKit @lisekit.bsky.social · 19h
My downstairs loo has a frosted window, the soft light is ideal for some plants.
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CEEFAUX @ceefaux.bsky.social · 21h
21.00 PRESIDENT EVIL
Horror film based on a true story. Warning, scenes of reality.
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FT Edit @ftedit.ft.com · 20h
... and to depict LA mayoral candidate Karen Bass, Kamala Harris and California Governor Gavin Newsom as crazed aristocrats.
AI-generated image depicting a Joker-like figure in judicial robes seated on a throne, flanked by a man in an ornate jacket eating from a plate and a woman in a business suit drinking from a bottle. A masked figure stands behind them in a grand, vaulted hall.
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FT Edit @ftedit.ft.com · 20h
Some $80mn has already been spent on AI-generated or enhanced ads ahead of November’s midterm elections, many without disclaimers. They have been used to attack South Carolina Republican Pamela Evette as too liberal ...
AI-generated image showing three laughing women posing together on a street, including a drag performer in a blue sequinned dress and voluminous blonde wig. The words “PAMELA EVETTE:” appear across the lower left of the image.
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DrLiseKit @lisekit.bsky.social · 21h
And as if it was the same thing as either Middle or Old English.
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She's turned the Halloweans against us. @durrellb.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Also, that headline is so fucking misleading. The article says that the review can't conclude that they're over diagnosed, just that the numbers are higher than expected. Partly because you don't get SEND support at school without a formal diagnosis anymore
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Angus Main @angusmain.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
The maddening thing is that the BBC can, uniquely, offer the opposite of AI algorithmic recommendation. We can get that anywhere. It’s not what people want. What’s missing is expert, human, curation. Knowledgable people you trust *telling you* that something’s worth watching. That’s what the BBC has
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Michael Derby @michaelsderby.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
A cop warns on the price of witnessing death.
As a homicide detective, I can say with all of my being that there is no lesson learned in seeing someone die. But there is a price. And that price is your peace. Your decency. And the soul of our society.
We don't have to be this way, this fake tough but real ugly way. Stop
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DrLiseKit @lisekit.bsky.social · 23h
Don’t Marry Her, The Beautiful South
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DrLiseKit @lisekit.bsky.social · 23h
I was pleased with the last one (informed by years of playing Oregon Trail).
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DrLiseKit @lisekit.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
www.maptap.gg October 8 99🔥 99🔥 99🔥 90👑 95🏅 Final score: 951
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🎯MapTap Daily Geography Game
Play MapTap - the daily geography game! Find 5 world locations on a 3D globe with historical stories. Free browser-based daily game for geography lovers.
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DrLiseKit @lisekit.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
A party was had 🎉
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DrLiseKit @lisekit.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
That obit is truly masterful
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Peter Walker @peterwalker99.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Long tribute from Kemi Badenoch in her conference speech to Jeffrey Archer, complete with round of applause. The world is a "less colourful" place without him, she says, which is one way to describe a serial fraudster, fantasist and liar who wrecked several lives in the process.
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DrLiseKit @lisekit.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Ringo had the measure of the man
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DrLiseKit @lisekit.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Focus time! It’s about the only thing I like about Outlook.
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DrLiseKit @lisekit.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Autumn ahoy 🍂
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DrLiseKit @lisekit.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
If only you could solve that soft paper problem you have at home somehow.
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Dan Neidle @danneidle.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
The cope from some Man City fans is that the sham sponsorship income meant the club overstated revenue and so overpaid corporation tax. So they are due a refund! Awesome! Um, no. City paid *zero* corporation tax because they lost buckets of money. The receipts:
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The Empty City @davidallengreen.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
The Manchester City decision shows the costs of an aggressive litigation strategy How the club’s lack of cooperation and putting forward dishonest evidence have put the club at a disadvantage By me, now posted at LinkedIn www.linkedin.com/pulse/manche...
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The Manchester City decision shows the costs of an aggressive litigation strategy
How the club’s lack of cooperation and putting forward dishonest evidence have put the club at a disadvantage * This is a post is on the decision by an independent commission on Manchester City. In pa...
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DrLiseKit @lisekit.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
The invitation says ‘wear something smart’. Do you understand this to mean: A. Professional/business attire? B. Glamorous black tie?
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DrLiseKit @lisekit.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Pumping up Bryan Adam’s on the radio because I am very cool
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DrLiseKit @lisekit.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I believe it’s largely theoretical but you can see for yourself youtu.be/JJA7LdsOuT0?...
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Ranking Letters by How Much They Would Hurt to Step On
YouTube video by 2pixel4u
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DrLiseKit @lisekit.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Apparently the most painful is L.
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DrLiseKit @lisekit.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
So the idea is that if you have capital letter forms in solid material of some kind and they are the usual way up, which would hurt most to step on. (Capital A for example would hurt a lot to step on. Capital O less so).
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DrLiseKit @lisekit.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Scarlett is watching some guy on YouTube ranking letters of the alphabet by how much they would hurt to step on and honestly, I’m kind of here for it. I’ve seen dumber ranking videos for sure.
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Mark Watson @watsoncomedian.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
The Spy Who Loved Me The Spy Who Could Take Me Or Leave Me The Spy Who Was Nice To My Face, But He Was Putting It About That I Was The One Who Fucked The Microwave Up The Spy Who Honestly Wouldn't Piss On Me If I Was On Fire
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DrLiseKit @lisekit.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Love that for her
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Chaucer Doth Tweet @levostregc.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
And thou mayest aske thyself, 'How do Ich werke thys?' And thou mayest aske thyself, 'Wher ys that large destrier?' And thou mayest telle thyself, 'Thys nys not my beautiful castle!' And thou mayest telle thyself, 'Thys nys not my swift goshawk!'
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Gavin Lingiah 🧬⚖️ @gav1nx.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Andy Burnham: We shall improve society a little bit. Conservatives:
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tobyontour @tobyontour.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
No politician should be allowed into office until they’ve played a city in SimCity2000 for six hours and then shared their save file so people can see how they did.
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DrLiseKit @lisekit.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
www.maptap.gg September 30 98🔥 97🔥 99🔥 92🏆 80🤗 Final score: 909
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🎯MapTap Daily Geography Game
Play MapTap - the daily geography game! Find 5 world locations on a 3D globe with historical stories. Free browser-based daily game for geography lovers.
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DrLiseKit @lisekit.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
What are you doing here you're clearly supposed to be in KS3 Double Maths
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DrLiseKit @lisekit.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Hello do anyone else's Freshers appear to be 12 years old
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Parody Nigel Farage @parodypm.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
This two tier policing is disgraceful. It's as if there is one approach for people who helpfully film themselves committing crimes and another approach when there is insufficient evidence.
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Prashant 🌊 @prasshant.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Fair play to Arsenal skipper Martin Ødegaard's father, he refused an offer from a law firm to set up an offshore company in a tax haven to manage his son's image rights when Martin signed for Real Madrid, saying everyone should pay taxes. 🔴⚪
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Emily Gorcenski @emily.gorcen.ski · 28/09/2026
Here’s the most incredible story you’ll read today. A small plane with four people aboard crashes in a field. Another pilot witnesses it. That pilot happens to be flying a bunch of skydivers. They offer to jump to assist, are given permission. The skydivers happen to be EMTs. Everyone survives.
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Skydivers alert emergency crews, assist after plane crashes near East Troy airport
Four people were aboard the single-engine plane when it went down in a cornfield near Carvers School Road in East Troy at about 1:30 p.m.
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DrLiseKit @lisekit.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I for one am glad about this and plan to tune in regularly. (Also I miss dear Tony Hart so very much).
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Crime Girl @crimegirl.co.uk · 28/09/2026
What you don’t do is: ❌ ask social media users what they think ❌ make decisions based on speculation ❌ ask Trump for his opinion
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