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Henry Stockdale @henrystockdale.com · 14h
I hate this so much www.theverge.com/tech/1003134...
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Android Central, a good blog, has been gutted.
Staffers don’t know whether the site will shut down — but managing editor Derrek Lee confirms to The Verge that all remaining staff were laid off today. EIC Shruti Shekar confirms she’s been laid off,...
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Durrell @durrellb.bsky.social · 19h
Fulham Palace Road and Hammersmith Broadway are shut in both directions, probably until the end of the day.
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Durrell @durrellb.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I've been floating back around this, and there's so many. 'she asked me my star sign, I looked up and said I think I'm a Caesarean' as a throwaway on a guest on a Verb T joint is just excellent.
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Durrell @durrellb.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Someone on this train has chicken and rice, cooked by someone who seasons their food, and I can smell it. I am very jealous.
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Durrell @durrellb.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Got a barebones framework, and I'm just going to do what I normally do - aggressively wing it.
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Durrell @durrellb.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I forgot that I'm supposed to be teaching in 90 minutes, and I have not planned my lesson yet.
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Pray For You Pray
ALT: Pray For You Pray
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Durrell @durrellb.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Sway claimed he wasn't a funny rapper, but he can't claim that and also start a freestyle with the lines 'How is this cheating, it's not a competition, I've got a girl in Tottenham and I've got a girl in Brixton'.
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Durrell @durrellb.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
This mood is deepening, as this stupid day continues. It's annoying because they could have taken me for lunch, or to the movies, and instead they've decided to take me fe eediat. In fifteen years, I don't think I've ever had to put in two official complaints against a staff member FFS.
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Durrell @durrellb.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Bela Lugosi's Dad gets it.
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REwadent Evil @ewacat.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I suggest that - 'godspeed' means 'i wish you well in your endeavours' - 'god speed' is somewhere just above the speed of light
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Durrell @durrellb.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
The dude that did this found me through LinkedIn apparently. He works for Square Enix, so I dunno, buy a Final Fantasy game or something.
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Ian Coldwater 🧊🚫 @lookitup.baby · 30/09/2026
BREAKING NEWS: “Do geese see God” is a palindrome
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Gef the Toking Mongoose @geftokingmongoose.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Me talking about someone I've posted with on the same social media site for a long time but never actually met
Still from the television show What We Do in the Shadows showing Laszlo speaking. Text reads "he's my best friend, he's my pal. He's my homeboy, my rotten soldier. He's my sweet cheese, my good-time boy."
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Durrell @durrellb.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Went to bed vex, slept angry, woke up vex. Today is going to be interesting.
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Durrell @durrellb.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I'm entering the 18th hour of my day, did 12 hours at work, have to be up at 5am, because I have to be at work for 8am. I should be sleeping, instead I'm listening to dancehall and wilding out.
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Energetic Dancehall Performance in Jamaica
ALT: Energetic Dancehall Performance in Jamaica
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Durrell @durrellb.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
My team decided to cross me today, the day I had a 17 hour day. They've forgotten that I've been relaxed about enforcing department policy to give them wiggle room with deadlines. Guess what stops tomorrow morning?
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Marcus Burnett: You Know You F***ed Up Right?
ALT: Marcus Burnett: You Know You F***ed Up Right?
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Durrell @durrellb.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
The internet has corrupted me, because I read this 3 times before realising what it actually said.
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Durrell @durrellb.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
The guy that plays 3XK in Castle is so good in that role, so utterly transformed in that character, that every time I see that actor in anything else I feel a bit uneasy.
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Durrell @durrellb.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Someone found it on the train, handed it into lost and found.
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Steve Harvey: Hallelujah to Jesus!
ALT: Steve Harvey: Hallelujah to Jesus!
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Durrell @durrellb.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I've lost my wallet with all my cards, oyster card, driving license, access cards for work. Not sure if someone stole it, or I dropped it. As I got to Fulham, so I'm at work with no way to get home, or buy food.
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Neugin @lostcitymagic.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I watched the end of Oak Street. I dunno what people were raving about. It was just a list of credits with music.
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dillon snook @dillonsnook.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
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Durrell @durrellb.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
'has not been peer reviewed'. A scientific paper that hasn't been peer reviewed is not worth the paper it's printed on.
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Durrell @durrellb.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I've started watching The Mentalist, and it's actually quite good. Patrick Jane is a dickhead, but the supporting cast is delightful. I assume that Rigsby and Van Pelt end up together, and Lisbon hooks up with Jane though, because that always happens in these shows.
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Durrell @durrellb.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Oh that TecPro looks fine.
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Durrell @durrellb.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
A 3.4s stop on a double stack is crazy impressive from Red Bull. The pit crews don't get enough respect.
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Durrell @durrellb.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
If that barrier needs work, they can't do that under a safety car. It's such an awkward place to work.
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Durrell @durrellb.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Albon has gone in hard there.
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Durrell @durrellb.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Alonso better hope his car is broken, he is more than a second a lap slower than Bottas so far in this race.
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Durrell @durrellb.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Alonso is 12.5s behind Bottas, running softs to Bottas' mediums.
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Durrell @durrellb.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Max tapping the back of the seat and dragging Hadjar along to Piastri.
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Durrell @durrellb.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
It's always good to see Casey Stoner. Underrated champion.
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Durrell @durrellb.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I have caught the bastard illness going round London, and it has taken me out. It is dreadful.
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Leslie Knope Parks And Rec
ALT: Leslie Knope Parks And Rec
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⳽ⳑⲇⳕⲛⲉ @sloanelysbeth.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Michael J Dolan @amichaelxdolan
When you argue that fascists should be defeated through debate what you're actually suggesting is that vulnerable minorities should have to endlessly argue for their right to exist and that at no point should the debate be considered over and won.
10:31 AM • 2019-05-20
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Durrell @durrellb.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
The area I work in is nuts. Just watched a dude drop off his kid at school in a McLaren 720S
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Durrell @durrellb.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
That second paragraph is absolutely wild.
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Kelly Welles @kellywelles.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Got to admire him for putting this out there. It could make the difference for a lot of blokes reluctant to report. www.bbc.co.uk/sport/footba...
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Andy Carroll: Former England striker reveals he was sexually assaulted in 2021
Former England striker Andy Carroll reveals he was sexually assaulted in 2021, by a man who has subsequently been jailed for three years.
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Durrell @durrellb.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I've had the weirdest chemistry thing happen that I've never seen before, and I have about 6 hours to figure it out.
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Durrell @durrellb.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
If Jacob Rees-Mogg, a malevolent Victorian ghost that somehow escaped his cursed amulet and became corporeal, thinks your position is too racist, you know it's super racist.
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Durrell @durrellb.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
13 hours and 5 minutes later.
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Durrell @durrellb.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Who's seen the new Resident Evil movie? I know it's a 15, but how much of a 15 is it? I'm considering taking my niece to see it next week.
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Sean Phillips @seanphillips.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I did a film poster!
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Durrell @durrellb.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
The absolute best thing about this is that this is just an ollie out of a 50/50 grind. Or an ollie out of a boardslide. Either way, this trick already exists, and that bloke got injured for no reason AND you can't patent it (you can't patent skateboard tricks either fwiw)
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Duchess Gemma 🐠🕷️🇪🇺 @gemmagould.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
"Daniel Thomas, known as Danny Tommo, shared a YouTube livestream of the boat from the Channel." fucks sake BBC not once do you mention 1. he had a knife 2. he slashed the boat with said knife 3. he committed criminal acts live on camera do fucking better
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Dozens of migrants taken to Dover after more than 30 hours at sea
Protesters had earlier gathered in Gosport after an initial report that the small boat would be brought further west.
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Durrell @durrellb.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Shit. I don't remember the COLOURS. Am I too young for me?!
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Durrell @durrellb.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Sending a kid to hospital because of suspected DKA is not how I had planned this morning.
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Durrell @durrellb.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Gran Turismo on the PSP is insane. It lets you do a 98 lap race around the Nordschleife. In my Honda NSX, it's about 8 minutes a lap, which makes this race 14 hours long. Why does it let you do that on a handheld?!
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Durrell @durrellb.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Man City fans booing the VAR decision that shows Sunderland are all onside.
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M a r c u s 🏳️‍🌈🇧🇧 @marcusjdl.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
I absolutely guarantee you someone thought there were people seeking asylum living there. Is this government going to fight the right wing groups on our streets or what?
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Durrell @durrellb.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
This loss reflects terribly on Arteta imo. Plan A got shut down, and we persisted with the exact same plan all game.
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