Lisa Teufel @lisateufel.bsky.social · 25/09/2025Today really sucks... But the Behind the Bastards live show is tonight. Judge @iwriteok.bsky.social is the only one who can turn this shitshow Thursday around for me. 000 0
Reposted by Lisa TeufelRobert Evans (the Only Robert Evans) @iwriteok.bsky.social · 10/09/2025We don't really know anything about the shooter. Entirely possible this was a veteran I guess but nothing I've seen so far suggests that over, for example, a competent hunter. Could be an AR but just as likely it was a bolt action in something like .270 (in other words, a deer rifle) 86222494 2.2K
Reposted by Lisa TeufelRob DenBleyker @robdenbleyker.com · 10/09/2025charlie kirk died the way he lived: filling my timeline with charlie kirk posts 683741339 3.7K
Lisa Teufel @lisateufel.bsky.social · 22/03/2025Luna showing all the best ways to decompress from the looming threat of #technofacism And oh yeah, he says #FuckTrump and happy #Caturday #blackcats 🐈⬛ #catsky 140 4
Reposted by Lisa TeufelJesse Duquette @jesseduquette.bsky.social · 22/03/2025Too many defects to enumerate 419240 192
Lisa Teufel @lisateufel.bsky.social · 19/03/2025My #EvilDead woods 💚 Best backyard a gal could ask for 010 1
Reposted by Lisa TeufelJeff Storobinsky @jeffstorobinsky.bsky.social · 18/03/2025Such a calm and soothing demeanor 15729244 292
Lisa Teufel @lisateufel.bsky.social · 18/03/2025Stephen Miller should have been a brown stain on a mattress in Santa Monica. Full stop. 000 0
Reposted by Lisa TeufelAdam Kinzinger @adamkinzinger.substack.com · 18/03/2025Where’s the uh, where’s the 1) Kennedy files 2) UFO proof 3) Epstein files 4) proof of chemtrails 5) and so on Also, why am i not in jail yet? So many people promised i would be. Hmm It’s like they were lied to 1027328745223 32.9K
Lisa Teufel @lisateufel.bsky.social · 17/03/2025Nothing like 4:20 in the backyard Taking pictures stoned is an underrated pastime #Detroit #JennyKush 💚 010 1
Lisa Teufel @lisateufel.bsky.social · 17/03/2025Never read a take like this. Cool article #acnh georgetownvoice.com/2025/03/16/f...georgetownvoice.comFive years later, I question the 675 hours I spent playing “Animal Crossing: New Horizons”I’ve decided to reflect on my history with the game—just how many hours in the past five years have I spent on this virtual island? 000 0
Lisa Teufel @lisateufel.bsky.social · 16/03/2025Ostriching the news this whole weekend! 🙈 Shit, it's almost over... 000 0
Reposted by Lisa TeufelJohn W Dean @johnwdean.bsky.social · 13/03/2025Donald is not happy with the WSJ. Actually, the only thing the USA need fear is Trump, who is destroying the government and the economy with GOP merely watching and nodding. truthsocial.com/@realDonaldT...truthsocial.comDonald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump)The Globalist Wall Street Journal has no idea what they are doing or saying. They are owned by the polluted thinking of the European Union, which was formed for the primary purpose of “screwing” the U... 1225451 254
Lisa Teufel @lisateufel.bsky.social · 09/03/2025It's #Caturday you know what that means hooman. All of your treasures are now mine... #blackcats 170 7
Lisa Teufel @lisateufel.bsky.social · 09/03/2025Do you like me notes making a comeback was not on my bingo card. Check no ✔️ 000 0
Reposted by Lisa TeufelPatriotTakes 🇺🇸 @patriottakes.bsky.social · 07/03/20255 things Trump did this week 1. Tanked the stock market 2. Falsely claimed Honda was building a new plant in Indiana 3. Flip flopped on tariffs again 4. Suggested the two stranded astronauts could fall in love 5. Flew to Florida to go golf 21543161260 4.3K
Lisa Teufel @lisateufel.bsky.social · 07/03/2025Whatever Cheetolini, fuck off 😂 Detroit V. Everybody 000 0
Lisa Teufel @lisateufel.bsky.social · 07/03/2025Having zero work/life balance is sooooo alpha! 😂 100 1
Lisa Teufel @lisateufel.bsky.social · 07/03/2025I'm pretty sure Brandon Gill was grown in a Petrie dish. 2 parts Dan Quayle semen to 1 part Newt Gingrich saliva + some slime activator. Prove me wrong! I wanna see that bitch certificate!!! 000 0
Lisa Teufel @lisateufel.bsky.social · 07/03/2025From the GOAT herself ... It is indeed all bullshit. Terrifying bullshit. 000 0
Lisa Teufel @lisateufel.bsky.social · 06/03/2025Timeline cleanse courtesy of the Detroit Zoo. www.aol.com/giant-king-p...aol.com'Giant' King Penguin Chick at Detroit Zoo Already Outweighs Both of His ParentsHe's a giant, fluffy baby. 030 3
Lisa Teufel @lisateufel.bsky.social · 06/03/2025Your hair MAGA Barbie... It's somewhat de-pouffed 🤨🤔🧐 newrepublic.com/article/1923...newrepublic.comTrump Press Sec Accidentally Blurts Out Real Goal of His Tariff ScamAs press secretary Karoline Leavitt says the quiet part out loud about Trump’s tariffs, a reporter who covers Trumpworld explains why his vile bullying of our allies should be taken a lot more serious... 000 0
Reposted by Lisa TeufelLegend of the Alejandra-faced Woman 🎃✨ @exploding-girl.bsky.social · 05/03/2025Someone named Stuart Troxel recreated classic SNL skits in Animal Crossing and posted the following on FB, and I cannot with this hahah ❤️ #SNL #ACNH @thebsinbsn.bsky.social 242 4
Lisa Teufel @lisateufel.bsky.social · 06/03/2025Maybe Mike should get an accountability app to monitor the BAC of his chief of staff 😂 There is another timeline sans Cheetolini where this is ALL anyone is talking about. Peanuts compared to the destruction of democracy but fuck it, I needed this story rn www.nbcnews.com/politics/con...nbcnews.comHouse Speaker Mike Johnson's chief of staff arrested on DUI charge after Trump speechA Johnson spokesman said the speaker is standing by his chief of staff and "has full faith and confidence" in him. 000 0
Reposted by Lisa TeufelChristopher Moore @theauthorguy.bsky.social · 06/03/2025Musk and Ludick both talked about changing how the GDP is figured. You can't fail if no one knows the numbers. Remember, "we only have so many cases because we keep testing"? Like that. They cannot survive in an environment of truth. 13538103 538
Reposted by Lisa TeufelChris Hayes @chrislhayes.bsky.social · 06/03/2025“Those nasty Canadians are ripping us off and are controlled by Mexican cartels. They’re poisoning us with fentanyl and need to become the 51st state or they will pay a high price” is a belief that literally ZERO Americans had six weeks ago. It’s entirely invented from scratch. 35069100714791 91K
Lisa Teufel @lisateufel.bsky.social · 05/03/2025What even is life in 2025? Besides a Vonnegut novel, obvs 000 0
Reposted by Lisa TeufelMatthew Garrett @mjg59.eicar-test-file.zip · 05/03/2025A while back I was helping examine the security of the Starlink terminal and found a very obvious bug in the bootloader that was only unexploitable due to the memory layout of the terminal. Critical infrastructure shouldn't depend on Starlink without a shitload of auditing. 773439701 3.4K
Reposted by Lisa TeufelMatthew Garrett @mjg59.eicar-test-file.zip · 05/03/2025Same code (and bug) was on the satellites but given it involved having physical access that's probably not a big deal… 31527 152
Lisa Teufel @lisateufel.bsky.social · 05/03/2025Elissa deserves alllll the flowers. She killed it! Proud I got to campaign for her 🥹 000 0