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Lisa Teufel

@lisateufel.bsky.social
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Detroit native . Rabid Democrat Nintendo enthusiast . Cat mom Stoner . Bookworm . News junkie Survivor of #calciphylaxis in remission 2 years "Hood bitch / Dressed like a weirdo" 💚 JT History comes first as a tragedy, repeats as a farce

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Lisa Teufel @lisateufel.bsky.social · 11/10/2025
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Lisa Teufel @lisateufel.bsky.social · 11/10/2025
Happy Spooky Season to all 🐈‍⬛🧡🕷️
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Lisa Teufel @lisateufel.bsky.social · 25/09/2025
Just some insect portraits
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Lisa Teufel @lisateufel.bsky.social · 25/09/2025
Today really sucks... But the Behind the Bastards live show is tonight. Judge @iwriteok.bsky.social is the only one who can turn this shitshow Thursday around for me.
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Lisa Teufel @lisateufel.bsky.social · 18/09/2025
🤘🏻
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Robert Evans (the Only Robert Evans) @iwriteok.bsky.social · 10/09/2025
We don't really know anything about the shooter. Entirely possible this was a veteran I guess but nothing I've seen so far suggests that over, for example, a competent hunter. Could be an AR but just as likely it was a bolt action in something like .270 (in other words, a deer rifle)
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Rob DenBleyker @robdenbleyker.com · 10/09/2025
charlie kirk died the way he lived: filling my timeline with charlie kirk posts
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Lisa Teufel @lisateufel.bsky.social · 28/03/2025
JFC 😞
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Lisa Teufel @lisateufel.bsky.social · 22/03/2025
Luna showing all the best ways to decompress from the looming threat of #technofacism And oh yeah, he says #FuckTrump and happy #Caturday #blackcats 🐈‍⬛ #catsky
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Jesse Duquette @jesseduquette.bsky.social · 22/03/2025
Too many defects to enumerate
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Lisa Teufel @lisateufel.bsky.social · 19/03/2025
My #EvilDead woods 💚 Best backyard a gal could ask for
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Lisa Teufel @lisateufel.bsky.social · 18/03/2025
💔
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Jeff Storobinsky @jeffstorobinsky.bsky.social · 18/03/2025
Such a calm and soothing demeanor
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Lisa Teufel @lisateufel.bsky.social · 18/03/2025
Stephen Miller should have been a brown stain on a mattress in Santa Monica. Full stop.
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Adam Kinzinger @adamkinzinger.substack.com · 18/03/2025
Where’s the uh, where’s the 1) Kennedy files 2) UFO proof 3) Epstein files 4) proof of chemtrails 5) and so on Also, why am i not in jail yet? So many people promised i would be. Hmm It’s like they were lied to
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Lisa Teufel @lisateufel.bsky.social · 17/03/2025
Nothing like 4:20 in the backyard Taking pictures stoned is an underrated pastime #Detroit #JennyKush 💚
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Lisa Teufel @lisateufel.bsky.social · 17/03/2025
Never read a take like this. Cool article #acnh georgetownvoice.com/2025/03/16/f...
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Five years later, I question the 675 hours I spent playing “Animal Crossing: New Horizons”
I’ve decided to reflect on my history with the game—just how many hours in the past five years have I spent on this virtual island?
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Lisa Teufel @lisateufel.bsky.social · 16/03/2025
Ostriching the news this whole weekend! 🙈 Shit, it's almost over...
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Lisa Teufel @lisateufel.bsky.social · 14/03/2025
Fuck yes 🤣 best episode everrr
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John W Dean @johnwdean.bsky.social · 13/03/2025
Donald is not happy with the WSJ. Actually, the only thing the USA need fear is Trump, who is destroying the government and the economy with GOP merely watching and nodding. truthsocial.com/@realDonaldT...
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Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump)
The Globalist Wall Street Journal has no idea what they are doing or saying. They are owned by the polluted thinking of the European Union, which was formed for the primary purpose of “screwing” the U...
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Allison Gill @muellershewrote.com · 13/03/2025
So mote IT be.
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Lisa Teufel @lisateufel.bsky.social · 09/03/2025
It's #Caturday you know what that means hooman. All of your treasures are now mine... #blackcats
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Lisa Teufel @lisateufel.bsky.social · 09/03/2025
Do you like me notes making a comeback was not on my bingo card. Check no ✔️
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PatriotTakes 🇺🇸 @patriottakes.bsky.social · 07/03/2025
5 things Trump did this week 1. Tanked the stock market 2. Falsely claimed Honda was building a new plant in Indiana 3. Flip flopped on tariffs again 4. Suggested the two stranded astronauts could fall in love 5. Flew to Florida to go golf
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Lisa Teufel @lisateufel.bsky.social · 07/03/2025
Whatever Cheetolini, fuck off 😂 Detroit V. Everybody
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Lisa Teufel @lisateufel.bsky.social · 07/03/2025
🎯
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Lisa Teufel @lisateufel.bsky.social · 07/03/2025
Having zero work/life balance is sooooo alpha! 😂
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Lisa Teufel @lisateufel.bsky.social · 07/03/2025
I'm pretty sure Brandon Gill was grown in a Petrie dish. 2 parts Dan Quayle semen to 1 part Newt Gingrich saliva + some slime activator. Prove me wrong! I wanna see that bitch certificate!!!
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Lisa Teufel @lisateufel.bsky.social · 07/03/2025
Recipes 😂🤣
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Lisa Teufel @lisateufel.bsky.social · 07/03/2025
What the fuck #Elonia get your shit together
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Lisa Teufel @lisateufel.bsky.social · 07/03/2025
From the GOAT herself ... It is indeed all bullshit. Terrifying bullshit.
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Lisa Teufel @lisateufel.bsky.social · 07/03/2025
Don't look away
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Lisa Teufel @lisateufel.bsky.social · 06/03/2025
Nice 😂🤣
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Lisa Teufel @lisateufel.bsky.social · 06/03/2025
Axios, bro... Are you okay? 😂🤣
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Lisa Teufel @lisateufel.bsky.social · 06/03/2025
Timeline cleanse courtesy of the Detroit Zoo. www.aol.com/giant-king-p...
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'Giant' King Penguin Chick at Detroit Zoo Already Outweighs Both of His Parents
He's a giant, fluffy baby.
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Lisa Teufel @lisateufel.bsky.social · 06/03/2025
Your hair MAGA Barbie... It's somewhat de-pouffed 🤨🤔🧐 newrepublic.com/article/1923...
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Trump Press Sec Accidentally Blurts Out Real Goal of His Tariff Scam
As press secretary Karoline Leavitt says the quiet part out loud about Trump’s tariffs, a reporter who covers Trumpworld explains why his vile bullying of our allies should be taken a lot more serious...
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Legend of the Alejandra-faced Woman 🎃✨ @exploding-girl.bsky.social · 05/03/2025
Someone named Stuart Troxel recreated classic SNL skits in Animal Crossing and posted the following on FB, and I cannot with this hahah ❤️ #SNL #ACNH @thebsinbsn.bsky.social
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Lisa Teufel @lisateufel.bsky.social · 06/03/2025
Hitting me right in the Goya
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Lisa Teufel @lisateufel.bsky.social · 06/03/2025
Maybe Mike should get an accountability app to monitor the BAC of his chief of staff 😂 There is another timeline sans Cheetolini where this is ALL anyone is talking about. Peanuts compared to the destruction of democracy but fuck it, I needed this story rn www.nbcnews.com/politics/con...
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House Speaker Mike Johnson's chief of staff arrested on DUI charge after Trump speech
A Johnson spokesman said the speaker is standing by his chief of staff and "has full faith and confidence" in him.
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Christopher Moore @theauthorguy.bsky.social · 06/03/2025
Musk and Ludick both talked about changing how the GDP is figured. You can't fail if no one knows the numbers. Remember, "we only have so many cases because we keep testing"? Like that. They cannot survive in an environment of truth.
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Chris Hayes @chrislhayes.bsky.social · 06/03/2025
“Those nasty Canadians are ripping us off and are controlled by Mexican cartels. They’re poisoning us with fentanyl and need to become the 51st state or they will pay a high price” is a belief that literally ZERO Americans had six weeks ago. It’s entirely invented from scratch.
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Lisa Teufel @lisateufel.bsky.social · 05/03/2025
What even is life in 2025? Besides a Vonnegut novel, obvs
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Matthew Garrett @mjg59.eicar-test-file.zip · 05/03/2025
A while back I was helping examine the security of the Starlink terminal and found a very obvious bug in the bootloader that was only unexploitable due to the memory layout of the terminal. Critical infrastructure shouldn't depend on Starlink without a shitload of auditing.
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Matthew Garrett @mjg59.eicar-test-file.zip · 05/03/2025
Same code (and bug) was on the satellites but given it involved having physical access that's probably not a big deal…
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Lisa Teufel @lisateufel.bsky.social · 05/03/2025
Elissa deserves alllll the flowers. She killed it! Proud I got to campaign for her 🥹
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