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Lisa Teufel

@lisateufel.bsky.social
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Detroit native . Rabid Democrat Nintendo enthusiast . Cat mom Stoner . Bookworm . News junkie Survivor of #calciphylaxis in remission 2 years "Hood bitch / Dressed like a weirdo" 💚 JT History comes first as a tragedy, repeats as a farce

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Lisa Teufel @lisateufel.bsky.social · 11/10/2025
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Lisa Teufel @lisateufel.bsky.social · 11/10/2025
Happy Spooky Season to all 🐈‍⬛🧡🕷️
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Lisa Teufel @lisateufel.bsky.social · 25/09/2025
Just some insect portraits
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Lisa Teufel @lisateufel.bsky.social · 25/09/2025
Today really sucks... But the Behind the Bastards live show is tonight. Judge @iwriteok.bsky.social is the only one who can turn this shitshow Thursday around for me.
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Lisa Teufel @lisateufel.bsky.social · 18/09/2025
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Robert Evans (the Only Robert Evans) @iwriteok.bsky.social · 10/09/2025
We don't really know anything about the shooter. Entirely possible this was a veteran I guess but nothing I've seen so far suggests that over, for example, a competent hunter. Could be an AR but just as likely it was a bolt action in something like .270 (in other words, a deer rifle)
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Rob DenBleyker @robdenbleyker.com · 10/09/2025
charlie kirk died the way he lived: filling my timeline with charlie kirk posts
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Lisa Teufel @lisateufel.bsky.social · 28/03/2025
JFC 😞
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Lisa Teufel @lisateufel.bsky.social · 22/03/2025
Ofc I misspelled fascism ... 🙄🤣
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Lisa Teufel @lisateufel.bsky.social · 22/03/2025
Luna showing all the best ways to decompress from the looming threat of #technofacism And oh yeah, he says #FuckTrump and happy #Caturday #blackcats 🐈‍⬛ #catsky
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Jesse Duquette @jesseduquette.bsky.social · 22/03/2025
Too many defects to enumerate
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Lisa Teufel @lisateufel.bsky.social · 19/03/2025
My #EvilDead woods 💚 Best backyard a gal could ask for
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Lisa Teufel @lisateufel.bsky.social · 18/03/2025
💔
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Jeff Storobinsky @jeffstorobinsky.bsky.social · 18/03/2025
Such a calm and soothing demeanor
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Lisa Teufel @lisateufel.bsky.social · 18/03/2025
Stephen Miller should have been a brown stain on a mattress in Santa Monica. Full stop.
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Adam Kinzinger @adamkinzinger.substack.com · 18/03/2025
Where’s the uh, where’s the 1) Kennedy files 2) UFO proof 3) Epstein files 4) proof of chemtrails 5) and so on Also, why am i not in jail yet? So many people promised i would be. Hmm It’s like they were lied to
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Lisa Teufel @lisateufel.bsky.social · 17/03/2025
Nothing like 4:20 in the backyard Taking pictures stoned is an underrated pastime #Detroit #JennyKush 💚
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Lisa Teufel @lisateufel.bsky.social · 17/03/2025
Never read a take like this. Cool article #acnh georgetownvoice.com/2025/03/16/f...
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Five years later, I question the 675 hours I spent playing “Animal Crossing: New Horizons”
I’ve decided to reflect on my history with the game—just how many hours in the past five years have I spent on this virtual island?
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Lisa Teufel @lisateufel.bsky.social · 17/03/2025
I want Coco so bad ... gN!
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Lisa Teufel @lisateufel.bsky.social · 16/03/2025
Ostriching the news this whole weekend! 🙈 Shit, it's almost over...
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Lisa Teufel @lisateufel.bsky.social · 14/03/2025
Fuck yes 🤣 best episode everrr
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John W Dean @johnwdean.bsky.social · 13/03/2025
Donald is not happy with the WSJ. Actually, the only thing the USA need fear is Trump, who is destroying the government and the economy with GOP merely watching and nodding. truthsocial.com/@realDonaldT...
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Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump)
The Globalist Wall Street Journal has no idea what they are doing or saying. They are owned by the polluted thinking of the European Union, which was formed for the primary purpose of “screwing” the U...
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Allison Gill @muellershewrote.com · 13/03/2025
So mote IT be.
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Lisa Teufel @lisateufel.bsky.social · 09/03/2025
They're perfect 😍🤟🏻😎
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Lisa Teufel @lisateufel.bsky.social · 09/03/2025
It's #Caturday you know what that means hooman. All of your treasures are now mine... #blackcats
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Lisa Teufel @lisateufel.bsky.social · 09/03/2025
Do you like me notes making a comeback was not on my bingo card. Check no ✔️
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Lisa Teufel @lisateufel.bsky.social · 08/03/2025
This is hilarious and I love it. This is why I search the acnh hashtag LOL
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Lisa Teufel @lisateufel.bsky.social · 08/03/2025
But I'm sure we can course-correct this and Bluesky shows that 👏🏻
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Lisa Teufel @lisateufel.bsky.social · 08/03/2025
Totally, so many people have gotten used to giving the knee jerk reaction of, "Oh, so you're better than me? Because you know that? And who do you think you are ...." Etc etc etc It's not b/c this is a natural human response IMO. It's b/c it's what works for the social media algorithm to thrive.
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Lisa Teufel @lisateufel.bsky.social · 08/03/2025
Love how often I see this on Bluesky. More like real life. It's the simple things. Like strangers saying, "Oh, you're you're right" that we need more of in this crazy world.
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PatriotTakes 🇺🇸 @patriottakes.bsky.social · 07/03/2025
5 things Trump did this week 1. Tanked the stock market 2. Falsely claimed Honda was building a new plant in Indiana 3. Flip flopped on tariffs again 4. Suggested the two stranded astronauts could fall in love 5. Flew to Florida to go golf
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Lisa Teufel @lisateufel.bsky.social · 07/03/2025
Whatever Cheetolini, fuck off 😂 Detroit V. Everybody
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Lisa Teufel @lisateufel.bsky.social · 07/03/2025
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Lisa Teufel @lisateufel.bsky.social · 07/03/2025
Having zero work/life balance is sooooo alpha! 😂
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Lisa Teufel @lisateufel.bsky.social · 07/03/2025
I'm pretty sure Brandon Gill was grown in a Petrie dish. 2 parts Dan Quayle semen to 1 part Newt Gingrich saliva + some slime activator. Prove me wrong! I wanna see that bitch certificate!!!
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Lisa Teufel @lisateufel.bsky.social · 07/03/2025
Recipes 😂🤣
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Lisa Teufel @lisateufel.bsky.social · 07/03/2025
What the fuck #Elonia get your shit together
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Lisa Teufel @lisateufel.bsky.social · 07/03/2025
Josh is my favorite because he's such a stone-cold beast of an investigative reporter. Sometimes, even when he's interviewing victims, I see his expression and am instantly convinced they're lying.
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Lisa Teufel @lisateufel.bsky.social · 07/03/2025
From the GOAT herself ... It is indeed all bullshit. Terrifying bullshit.
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Lisa Teufel @lisateufel.bsky.social · 07/03/2025
Oh look, Crystal Pepsi is back
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Lisa Teufel @lisateufel.bsky.social · 07/03/2025
Wait, what? The guy who had Peter Thiel buy his Senate seat is hot for the neoreactionary movement?! Vance is just more proof of how supremely Ohio sucks.
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Lisa Teufel @lisateufel.bsky.social · 07/03/2025
Ew, can we not incel-ify President Zelenskyy? 😂
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Lisa Teufel @lisateufel.bsky.social · 07/03/2025
Don't look away
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Lisa Teufel @lisateufel.bsky.social · 06/03/2025
Nice 😂🤣
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Lisa Teufel @lisateufel.bsky.social · 06/03/2025
Axios, bro... Are you okay? 😂🤣
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