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Lisa's Muffins @lisasmuffins.bsky.social · 1m

It appears someone got pissed and appointed all his mates as admirals in a fictitious navy.

Lisa's Muffins @lisasmuffins.bsky.social · 11h

I suppose it was meant to reflect the sheer tedium of an empire at the height of its powers. Basically the life of a British Officer in the 1920s

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Lisa's Muffins @lisasmuffins.bsky.social · 11h

I'm still at the "what benefits?" stage of accepting AI and doubt I'll ever get beyond that.

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Lisa's Muffins @lisasmuffins.bsky.social · 11h

It is rather good and the disparity in the shadows adds to its quality

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Lisa's Muffins @lisasmuffins.bsky.social · 11h

Their wails of despair will probably overwhelm the sounds of our party. I shall enjoy MAGA tears in my vodka

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Lisa's Muffins @lisasmuffins.bsky.social · 11h

I considered that the foreground shadows might be distorted by being on a slope but I still couldn't get it to work so have filed it under "abstract art"

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Lisa's Muffins @lisasmuffins.bsky.social · 13h

Indeed work out where the sun is from those shadows...

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Lisa's Muffins @lisasmuffins.bsky.social · 13h

For billionaires the working class are a cost that should be eliminated.

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Lisa's Muffins @lisasmuffins.bsky.social · 13h

I thought the US already had a Jewish president - Netanyahu

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Lisa's Muffins @lisasmuffins.bsky.social · 13h

Of course the solution to "my life feels empty" is let's be fascist and do genocide.

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Lisa's Muffins @lisasmuffins.bsky.social · 14h

All that fuss at Greenham Common could have been avoid if only a few white vans had been used.

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Lisa's Muffins @lisasmuffins.bsky.social · 15h

La Recherche du courriels perdu

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Lisa's Muffins @lisasmuffins.bsky.social · 15h

Drown in a large fondue set.

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Lisa's Muffins @lisasmuffins.bsky.social · 16h

While being served tea by hobgoblin servants I imagine.

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Lisa's Muffins @lisasmuffins.bsky.social · 16h

An that cheese string monstrosity. All crimes against cheese

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bort @crushbort.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

if you deleted every account on here with “professor,” “economics,” or “political science” in their bio the average IQ would shoot up so fast everyone would get the bends

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Lisa's Muffins @lisasmuffins.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

At least it takes time and skill. Not just chuck in some sodium citrate and squeeze it into a paste.

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Lisa's Muffins @lisasmuffins.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

You can't get flu from a flu vaccine but you can get "I can't believe it's not flu" flu-like symptoms. Bought myself a medicinal bunch of grapes to help.

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Lisa's Muffins @lisasmuffins.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

Pretty sure the AI bubble will burst before take off

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Lisa's Muffins @lisasmuffins.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

😋 Stop it, I'll have to raid the cheese shelf in the fridge if you go on. Plus I ate my last cracker yesterday so will have to go buy some.

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Lisa's Muffins @lisasmuffins.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

I want a stronger flavour in grilled cheese, a nice bit of gruyère for example

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worms cited @christa.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

Analytic philosophy has a disastrous paradigm of treating natural phenomena like they occur based on conceptual criteria. they don’t

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Lisa's Muffins @lisasmuffins.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

Ah but I like my beef in steaks not burgers so don't have that prejudice

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Lisa's Muffins @lisasmuffins.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

Goldy coloured spray paint won't get you much

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Lisa's Muffins @lisasmuffins.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

Honestly defending American processed cheese is bizarre. I was hardly being mean-spirited, just British

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Lisa's Muffins @lisasmuffins.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

Cheese is dirt-cheap without adulteration so I'm really not missing your point because it doesn't exist.

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Lisa's Muffins @lisasmuffins.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

Not all, it's just a personal foible of mine. Mind you bookshops who have mountains of pre-signed books are obviously dens of iniquity.

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Lisa's Muffins @lisasmuffins.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

Yes I am. Especially if the fake cheese in question is American.

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Lisa's Muffins @lisasmuffins.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

Effing bookshops should make sure they have unsigned copies of books for those of us who dislike vandalized books, especially ones where we are not present at the signing. 🤬

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Lisa's Muffins @lisasmuffins.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

I'm British we are allowed to pretentious cunts and it's not cheese.

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Lisa's Muffins @lisasmuffins.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

Bloody hell now it's KFC burgers with hash browns

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Lisa's Muffins @lisasmuffins.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

Convinced the couple at the next table are on a first date but all they are talking about is their favourite food (Subway & McDs)

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Lisa's Muffins @lisasmuffins.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

Arggh, thought I'd survived the flu vaccination without I'll effects for once but I know realise I feel like shit.

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Lisa's Muffins @lisasmuffins.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

That threat should result in Man City being permanently removed from Football along with anyone involved in their management. Their lawyers and accountants should be permanently banned from advising football clubs. The UAE should be declared a terrorist state.

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Lisa's Muffins @lisasmuffins.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

People should only vote for things I* agree with should be a recognised system. We should call it qualified democracy. *That's I as in me personally not you

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Lisa's Muffins @lisasmuffins.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

Not cheap but honestly who believes those earning £100,000 can't afford them. If they can't they should spend less on latte and matcha, get cheaper cars, have less holidays. Basically what they tell the poir

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Lisa's Muffins @lisasmuffins.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

Actually I do care, we should have more cliff edges for high earners such that they effectively impose a maximum earning (and gains) limit of, say, £150,00p

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