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Lisa's Muffins @lisasmuffins.bsky.social · 12m

My first attempt at a very chocolate cake - a chocolate cake soaked in chocolate syrup and coated in a chocolate ganache la guillotine en chocolat

Square chocolate cake with warm wet ganache

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Lisa's Muffins @lisasmuffins.bsky.social · 1h

Vegan gf chocolate and blackberry muffins for the allotment café tomorrow. Big blackberries for some

12 muffins in red tulip cases.

The muffins are topped with pink blackberry icing and a whole blackberry.

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Lisa's Muffins @lisasmuffins.bsky.social · 4h

Ooo look if you put your hazards on you can park on the approach to a crossing (he isn't broken down just too idle to walk 30m).

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Lisa's Muffins @lisasmuffins.bsky.social · 6h

Bought me a carnivorous plant, now worried I won't have enough indoor insects to sustain it. May have to let it nibble on a finger

Capensis albino

White flowered cape sundew

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Lisa's Muffins @lisasmuffins.bsky.social · 12h

Breakfast, smoked haddock fried in wild garlic butter

Two pieces of smoked haddock on a white plate

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Lisa's Muffins @lisasmuffins.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

Didn't realise there were so many people with poor taste in Headingley

Three Tesla parked outside the Head of Steam

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Lisa's Muffins @lisasmuffins.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

Nature right now outside my block

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Lisa's Muffins @lisasmuffins.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

Who? Accessing my inner Lady Justice of Appeal

Co-op members offer for Greta van Fleet and N-Dubz

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Lisa's Muffins @lisasmuffins.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

We have a workplace ban on offensive slogans, fortunately everyone else is too stupid to be offended by mine

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Lisa's Muffins @lisasmuffins.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

I too like notes in second hand books

Old course notes found in a book bought in 2023

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Lisa's Muffins @lisasmuffins.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

Found a monstrous lump in my Maltesers

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Lisa's Muffins @lisasmuffins.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

Something weird happened on the way to the Ilkley Literature Festival - I unintentionally acquired five books

Five Books
German Philosophers; Kant, Hegel, Schopenhauer, and Nietzsche - Scruton, Singer, Janaway, and Tanner
Undoing the Demos - Wendy Brown
Cogito, ergo sun; The life of Rene Descartes - Richard Watson
Judith Butler - Moya Lloyd
Stoicism is not what you think - John Sellars

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Lisa's Muffins @lisasmuffins.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

To compensate for the drizzle when I get up early for a dash to Sainsbury's I get a rainbow. Today is a bad day for cishets say the omens

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Lisa's Muffins @lisasmuffins.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

At my local independent café where they decided this piece of lemon drizzle wasn't two pieces 😋

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Lisa's Muffins @lisasmuffins.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

There a lovely one in Leeds that claims of mark the halfway point between London and Edinburgh out Kirkstall way.

To London 200 miles S
To Edinburgh 200 miles N
Erected AD 1829
B&B
Kirkstall Forge 1779
Leeds 3¾ miles

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Lisa's Muffins @lisasmuffins.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Gluten free scones exist, if you have coeliac disease and don't make sure your scones are gluten free your toilet deserves the punishment. Being able to spell coeliac also helps

National Trust "Nobody has ever regretted a scone after a long walk"

Some Numpty "Except someone with coeliac disease"

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Lisa's Muffins @lisasmuffins.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Somehow I think this book was written before the exception proved the rule.

...JFK was a good sort as far as leaders go. All the Kennedys were while they lasted...

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Lisa's Muffins @lisasmuffins.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

What happened to the nice orange wrapper on Old Jamaica chocolate? It's now bland Bournville shite.

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Lisa's Muffins @lisasmuffins.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Drivers who park on pavements should be [insert retribution of choice]

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Lisa's Muffins @lisasmuffins.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Welcome to the Weaver network where a frequent core service is one that runs once a day and not on Sunday

Key to timetable saying services in green are frequent core services

Timetable showing a frequent core service that runs once a day (not Sundays)

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Lisa's Muffins @lisasmuffins.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

Does anyone actually use Amazon Haul? They keep offering discounts but they can fuck off because they don't offer convenient delivery options.

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Lisa's Muffins @lisasmuffins.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

Made a massive stollen for the allotment café

Stollen strapped diagonally to a large baking tray with cling film

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Lisa's Muffins @lisasmuffins.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

Vegan GF Mango, citrus, and coconut muffins for the allotment café

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Lisa's Muffins @lisasmuffins.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

Made Bara Brith for the allotment café

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Lisa's Muffins @lisasmuffins.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

Chocolate orange drizzle cakes for the allotment café tomorrow

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Lisa's Muffins @lisasmuffins.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

It's autumn, donned the base layer and nuts

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Lisa's Muffins @lisasmuffins.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

A GLP-1 friendly breakfast of smoked haddock fried in smoked paprika and garlic butter 😋

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Lisa's Muffins @lisasmuffins.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

Home made chubby scoundrels, six for the price of one Betty's Fat Rascals😁

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Lisa's Muffins @lisasmuffins.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

It's a fluffy cloud bluesky day in Leeds

Fluffy clouds and bluesky over a street scene

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Lisa's Muffins @lisasmuffins.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

Nah mine's English, had some great titles and authors

Mathematical Psychics h Francis Ysidro Edgeworth

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Lisa's Muffins @lisasmuffins.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

Or a pie? Baking with leftover bits of pastry and fillings

Three sour apple pies (each 10cm)

Sour apple are apples simmered in lime juice with no added sugar

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Lisa's Muffins @lisasmuffins.bsky.social · 08/09/2026

Damn this has reminded me of Sarah Ferguson

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Lisa's Muffins @lisasmuffins.bsky.social · 08/09/2026

I am proud that I've resisted the temptation to post this in response to every occurrence of "potatoe" on Bluesky. It was a very close call

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